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The hypemachine is a machine what hypes.  It has taken various forms over the years and is subject to arbitrary traditions and norms, but its primary purpose is to serve as something Boris forgets to play until 8 minutes into the match.
''This article is about the hype machine used from Spring 2013 to Summer 2016. For the current hype machine used from Spring 2018, see [[Hype Machine]].''<br><br>
The hypemachine is a machine that hypes.  It has taken various forms over the years and is subject to arbitrary traditions and norms, but its primary purpose is to serve as something the streamer forgets to play until 8 minutes into the match.


== Current {{greentext|art}} status ==  
== History ==
{| class="wikitable"
 
<big>'''If entries are in error, please edit in corrections.'''
</big>
{| class="wikitable sortable"
|-
! Team !! Current picture !! Current captain !! Update pic? !! Update kit? !! In this cup? !! Thumbnail
|-
| {{team away|3}} || Colin's Bear || 3DS Max || y ||  || n ||
|-
| {{team away|a}} || Cowboy Bebop ||  ||  ||  || y ||
|-
| {{team away|adv}} || s/adv/irgin || 5 Inch Dick || {{tt|??|Aren't they all le generic /adv/ man except for Suicide anyway?}} ||  || y ||
|-
| {{team away|an}} || Spacebat || Oliver Giroud, DVM || y ||  || n ||
|-
| {{team away|asp}} || JOHN CENAAAAAA ||  ||  ||  || n ||
|-
| {{team away|b}} || Triforce ||  ||  ||  || y ||
|-
| {{team away|biz}} || n/a || Martin Shkreli || y ||  || y ||
|-
| {{team away|c}} || Konata || Yui || y ||  || y ||
|-
| {{team away|cgl}} || Dramu ||  ||  ||  || n ||
|-
| {{team away|ck}} || Nachos ||  ||  ||  || n ||
|-
| {{team away|cm}} || Kaworu Nagisa ||  ||  ||  || y ||
|-
| {{team away|co}} || /co/lette || Doom || {{tt|y|implying /co/ will ever make a knockout again}} ||  || n ||
|-
| {{team away|d}} || {{tt|/d/ Humor Thread|Bob Sapp}} || Dmitrys || {{tt|y|It's been 3 years and I still don't know what the fuck Dmitrys is supposed to look like}} ||  || n ||
|-
| {{team away|diy}} || MacGyver ||  ||  ||  || n ||
|-
| {{team away|e}} || Yoko Littner ||  ||  ||  || y ||
|-
| {{team away|f}} || Da Hood ||  ||  ||  || n ||
|-
| {{team away|fa}} || Dick Ovens || Tricky Rick || {{tt|n|Same guy innit?}} ||  || n ||
|-
| {{team away|fit}} || Zyzz ||  ||  ||  || n ||
|-
| {{team away|g}} || Install Gentoo ||  ||  ||  || y ||
|-
| {{team away|gd}} || Keming ||  ||  ||  || n ||
|-
| {{team away|gif}} || Sauce ||  ||  ||  || y ||
|-
| {{team away|h}} || Titty Monster || Faceless Fatguy || y ||  || y ||
|-
| {{team away|his}} || n/a || {{greentext|h>r>e}} || y ||  || y ||
|-
| {{team away|hm}} || n/a || Ellen || y ||  || n ||
|-
| {{team away|hr}} || Emma Watson ||  ||  ||  || n ||
|-
| {{team away|i}} || ShiiPainter || Mushroomgirl || y ||  || y ||
|-
| {{team away|ic}} || Bob Ross ||  ||  ||  || n ||
|-
| {{team away|int}} || Putin ||  ||  ||  || y ||
|-
| {{team away|jp}} || Get Out Of /jp/ ||  ||  ||  || y ||
|-
| {{team away|k}} || Zergface ||  ||  ||  || y ||
|-
| {{team away|lgbt}} || Alfred Kinsey ||  ||  ||  || n ||
|-
|-
| {{team away|lit}} || Lolita Wanted It || DFW || y ||  || y ||
! Cup !! Title !! Engine !! Link !! Notes
|-
|-
| {{team away|m}} || Alteisen || ||  ||  || y ||  
| Winter 2024 || || Flash || https://isthisliv.com/files/hypmachine/24-Winter/2024-Winter-Hypmachine-v2.01.7z || Now showing all medals instead of just captain
|-
|-
| {{team away|mlp}} || Best Pony || ||  ||  || n ||  
| Spring 2019 || Rig & Conquer || Delphi || https://mega.nz/#!GtZmjaxI!P5xXVaDBYL-NZaSdCaXQixv5bIb48DBokR-DivzcxmE ||
|-
|-
| {{team away|mu}} || Jeff Mangum || || {{tt|probably|Needs more beard}} ||  || n ||  
| Winter 2019 || Rig-Com || Delphi || https://mega.nz/#!vkgR0S4J!ybJmehIA0fL_LP_0wmtMDt-_Kbmd-3ffw6VlJg-QwqQ ||
|-
|-
| {{team away|n}} || I Like Trains || ||  ||  || y ||  
| Autumn 2018 || Ecchi Racer || Delphi || https://mega.nz/#!q9pABICB!6phJQtCG4dNetalPZZxOq2Df0rtRuJXW3ItzNeByImQ ||
|-
|-
| {{team away|o}} || LS1 Swap || Takumi || y ||  || y ||  
| rowspan=2 | Summer 2018 || || Flash || https://witcheffect.com/files/18-Summer/hypmachinev0.4.7z || An attempted update of Winter 2014 that turned into a complete rewrite
|-
|-
| {{team away|out}} || Smokey the Bear ||  ||  ||  || n ||  
| Rigami Vice || Delphi || https://mega.nz/#!C5hlwYYT!hu6ElXWDwA5sy1_7A36kIyIyGtfvlTdE70uVHuIzE-Q ||
|-
|-
| {{team away|p}} || n/a || Ken Rockwell || y ||  || y ||  
| Spring 2017 || Starfield || Delphi || https://mega.nz/#!a5ZSxayD!Z_LHQKIJ9ZfalEEef5ubH-HXTUhYkd4ARVMenuTAeFI ||  
|-
|-
| {{team away|po}} || Broken Printer ||  ||  ||  || n ||  
| Summer 2016 || He-man OP ||  Java || http://www.mediafire.com/download/gq6bp0pm3zxc2vf/summer16hypev5.jar || Featuring the first guest vocalist in hyp history, Roll Fizzlebeef
Continual minor refactoring to make it less obnoxious to switch teams and players
|-
|-
| {{team away|pol}} || Hitler || ||  ||  || n ||  
| Spring 2016 || 500 Miles || Java || http://www.mediafire.com/download/nufdyyyyjjbz4y8/springhype16-v2.jar || Minor refactoring to make it a little more song-independent.
|-
|-
| {{team away|r9k}} || {{greentext|tfw no gf}} || ||  ||  || y ||  
| Winter 2016 || Ready to Die || Java || http://www.mediafire.com/download/8bsxdrrhtk2ctkl/hypemachine.3.05.jar || It's actually 3D now with polygons and spritesheets and shit, far out.
|-
|-
| {{team away|s}} || BANNED |||  || || n ||
| Autumn 2014 || Erika || Flash ||  http://eye.swfchan.com/flash.asp?id=160535 || HARD DRIVE BLEW UP, LOST ALL THE SOURCE CODE LOL
Kind of a one-off since I had to write something from scratch anyway, this one happened mostly as an excuse to create the KEEP CALM parody intro animation.
|-
|-
| {{team away|s4s}} || s4s-tan  || ||  ||  || n ||  
| Summer 2014 || Holiday in Cambodia || Flash || http://puu.sh/qLKdt/6f2c5cfc33.swf ||
|-
|-
| {{team away|sci}} || Richard Feynman || Shinichi Mochizuki || y ||  || y ||  
| Spring 2014 || Transformers || Flash || http://puu.sh/qLK6w/4bee1fd530.swf || First HM with disappearing Akkawhatsherface
|-
|-
| {{team away|soc}} || Feet || Skype || y ||  || y ||  
| Winter 2014 || Drop It (Hit It remix) || Flash ||  http://eye.swfchan.com/flash.asp?id=148876 ||
|-
|-
| {{team away|sp}} || MESSI || ||  ||  || y ||  
| Autumn 2013 || Ready to Die || Flash || http://eye.swfchan.com/flash.asp?id=142441 || More or less entirely refactored to make it easier to update, this also has the first appearance of the "warp speed" background
|-
|-
| {{team away|t}} || Limewire || ||  ||  || n ||  
| Summer 2013 || Wave Your Flag || Flash || http://eye.swfchan.com/flash.asp?id=137574 ||
|-
|-
| {{team away|tg}} || Creed ||  ||  ||  || y ||  
| Spring 2013 || Drop It || Flash || http://eye.swfchan.com/flash.asp?id=130997
|-
|-
| {{team away|toy}} || Optimus Prime || |||  || n ||
| Winter 2013 || || || || OG hype images posted to /sp/ thread. http://archive.4plebs.org/sp/thread/32241362/#32241610
|-
OG hype images imgur folder: http://imgur.com/a/IFn2w
| {{team away|trv}} || Superpornowat || Sex Tourist || {{tt|y|tottori.mp3}} ||  || y ||
|-
| {{team away|tv}} || Real Human Being ||  ||  ||  || n ||
|-
| {{team away|u}} || Akkarin ||  ||  ||  || n ||
|-
| {{team away|v}} || SANIC ||  || y ||  || y ||
|-
| {{team away|vg}} || Blaster || Git Gud || {{tt|y|Git Gud isn't really a thing to be drawn, so probably Jeb}} ||  || n ||
|-
| {{team away|vp}} || Miror B || fug || y ||  || y ||
|-
| {{team away|vr}} || Kacho Arino ||  ||  ||  || y ||
|-
| {{team away|w}} || n/a || Powerlevel || y ||  || y ||
|-
| {{team away|wg}} || Cunt Destroyer ||  ||  ||  || y ||
|-
| {{team away|wsg}} || Duane ||  ||  ||  || n ||
|-
| {{team away|x}} || x-tan || Goatman || y ||  || y ||
|-
| {{team away|y}} || Yaranaika ||  || {{tt|y|He's still Delete Yaranaika Missfires}} ||  || n ||
|}
|}


== Old versions ==
===Other===
 
*Delphi/SDL Source code:
{| class="wikitable sortable"
**https://mega.nz/#!C5hlwYYT!hu6ElXWDwA5sy1_7A36kIyIyGtfvlTdE70uVHuIzE-Q
|-
**v0.8 https://mega.nz/#!SpgRxCwB!2apVoZFqx630SvkKulXxS1WWlSvieKM-DIZmU7Nwsts
! Team !! Former Players
**Note: Code contains little documentation and is best experimented with in safe environment. (To compile this in Delphi you need appropriate file headers found at: https://github.com/ev1313/Pascal-SDL-2-Headers )
|-
* Tottoric Up: http://puu.sh/qLKJQ/abf9e3d533.swf
| {{team away|cm}} || {{tt|Endou Mamoru|<nowiki>></nowiki>goalkeeper}}
** Hypemachine 1.1: "Drop It"
|-
** /3/ = '''/c/''', /an/ = '''/d/''', /b/ = '''/jp/''', /cgl/ = '''/sci/''', /ck/ = '''/tg/''', /d/ = '''/trv/''', /fa/ = '''/u/''', /lit/ = '''/vr/''', Rest = '''Unused'''.
| {{team away|fit}} || Rippletits
*Summer 13 through Autumn 14 standalone Flash player megapack (Windows):''' http://www.mediafire.com/download/844ywwmqgsmr7r9/hypemachine-exe-pack.7z
|-
*Imgur folder somebody was nice enough to make*
| {{team away|g}} || Tox
** https://imgur.com/a/st5EU
|-
** http://imgur.com/a/ghcOA (Spring 2016 addendum)
| {{team away|hm}} || Bearforce1
|-
| {{team away|n}} || Slam The Stem
|-
| {{team away|po}} || Paper Plane
|-
| {{team away|pol}} || Doompaul
|-
| {{team away|s4s}} || Patrick Bateman
|-
| {{team away|sp}} || Lelbron
|-
| {{team away|tg}} || Nigramarines
|-
| {{team away|u}} || Purest Form of Love
|-
| {{team away|vg}} || Saturday Turnips, Blaster ;)
|}
 
== History ==
* Winter 2013: OG hype images posted to /sp/ thread. http://archive.4plebs.org/sp/thread/32241362/#32241610
** OG hype images imgur folder: http://imgur.com/a/IFn2w
* Spring 2013: http://eye.swfchan.com/flash.asp?id=130997
** Hypemachine 1.0: "Drop It"
* Summer 2013: http://eye.swfchan.com/flash.asp?id=137574
** Hypemachine 1.1: "Wave Your Flag"
* Autumn 2013:
** Hypemachine 1.5: "Ready To Die"
** More or less rewritten entirely, this also has the first appearance of the "warp speed" background
* Winter 2014:
** Hypemachine 1.51: "Drop It (Hit It remix)"
* Spring 2014:
** Hypemachine 1.52: "Transformers"
* Summer 2014:
** Hypemachine 1.53: "Holiday in Cambodia"
'''HARD DRIVE BLEW UP, LOST ALL THE SOURCE CODE LOL'''
* Autumn 2014:
** Hypemachine 2.0: "Erika"
** Kind of a one-off since I had to write something from scratch anyway, this one happened mostly as an excuse to create the KEEP CALM parody intro animation.
''Interregnum''  
* Winter 2016: http://www.mediafire.com/download/8bsxdrrhtk2ctkl/hypemachine.3.05.jar
** Hypemachine 3.0: "Ready to Die"
** It's actually 3D now with polygons and spritesheets and shit, far out.
 
'''Summer 13 through Autumn 14 standalone Flash player megapack (Windows):''' http://www.mediafire.com/download/844ywwmqgsmr7r9/hypemachine-exe-pack.7z
 
== Imgur folder somebody was nice enough to make ==
 
https://imgur.com/a/st5EU

Latest revision as of 04:02, 20 April 2024

This article is about the hype machine used from Spring 2013 to Summer 2016. For the current hype machine used from Spring 2018, see Hype Machine.

The hypemachine is a machine that hypes. It has taken various forms over the years and is subject to arbitrary traditions and norms, but its primary purpose is to serve as something the streamer forgets to play until 8 minutes into the match.

History

Cup Title Engine Link Notes
Winter 2024 Flash https://isthisliv.com/files/hypmachine/24-Winter/2024-Winter-Hypmachine-v2.01.7z Now showing all medals instead of just captain
Spring 2019 Rig & Conquer Delphi https://mega.nz/#!GtZmjaxI!P5xXVaDBYL-NZaSdCaXQixv5bIb48DBokR-DivzcxmE
Winter 2019 Rig-Com Delphi https://mega.nz/#!vkgR0S4J!ybJmehIA0fL_LP_0wmtMDt-_Kbmd-3ffw6VlJg-QwqQ
Autumn 2018 Ecchi Racer Delphi https://mega.nz/#!q9pABICB!6phJQtCG4dNetalPZZxOq2Df0rtRuJXW3ItzNeByImQ
Summer 2018 Flash https://witcheffect.com/files/18-Summer/hypmachinev0.4.7z An attempted update of Winter 2014 that turned into a complete rewrite
Rigami Vice Delphi https://mega.nz/#!C5hlwYYT!hu6ElXWDwA5sy1_7A36kIyIyGtfvlTdE70uVHuIzE-Q
Spring 2017 Starfield Delphi https://mega.nz/#!a5ZSxayD!Z_LHQKIJ9ZfalEEef5ubH-HXTUhYkd4ARVMenuTAeFI
Summer 2016 He-man OP Java http://www.mediafire.com/download/gq6bp0pm3zxc2vf/summer16hypev5.jar Featuring the first guest vocalist in hyp history, Roll Fizzlebeef

Continual minor refactoring to make it less obnoxious to switch teams and players

Spring 2016 500 Miles Java http://www.mediafire.com/download/nufdyyyyjjbz4y8/springhype16-v2.jar Minor refactoring to make it a little more song-independent.
Winter 2016 Ready to Die Java http://www.mediafire.com/download/8bsxdrrhtk2ctkl/hypemachine.3.05.jar It's actually 3D now with polygons and spritesheets and shit, far out.
Autumn 2014 Erika Flash http://eye.swfchan.com/flash.asp?id=160535 HARD DRIVE BLEW UP, LOST ALL THE SOURCE CODE LOL

Kind of a one-off since I had to write something from scratch anyway, this one happened mostly as an excuse to create the KEEP CALM parody intro animation.

Summer 2014 Holiday in Cambodia Flash http://puu.sh/qLKdt/6f2c5cfc33.swf
Spring 2014 Transformers Flash http://puu.sh/qLK6w/4bee1fd530.swf First HM with disappearing Akkawhatsherface
Winter 2014 Drop It (Hit It remix) Flash http://eye.swfchan.com/flash.asp?id=148876
Autumn 2013 Ready to Die Flash http://eye.swfchan.com/flash.asp?id=142441 More or less entirely refactored to make it easier to update, this also has the first appearance of the "warp speed" background
Summer 2013 Wave Your Flag Flash http://eye.swfchan.com/flash.asp?id=137574
Spring 2013 Drop It Flash http://eye.swfchan.com/flash.asp?id=130997
Winter 2013 OG hype images posted to /sp/ thread. http://archive.4plebs.org/sp/thread/32241362/#32241610

OG hype images imgur folder: http://imgur.com/a/IFn2w

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