Hypemachine
The hypemachine is a machine what hypes. It has taken various forms over the years and is subject to arbitrary traditions and norms, but its primary purpose is to serve as something Boris forgets to play until 8 minutes into the match.
Current >art status
If entries are in error, please edit in corrections.
| Team | Current picture | Current captain | Update pic? | Update kit? | In this cup? | Thumbnail |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
 /3/ |
Colin's Bear | 3DS Max | y | n | ||
 /a/ |
Cowboy Bebop | y | ||||
 /adv/ |
s/adv/irgin | 5 Inch Dick | ?? | y | ||
 /an/ |
Spacebat | Oliver Giroud, DVM | y | n | ||
 /asp/ |
JOHN CENAAAAAA | n | ||||
 /b/ |
Triforce | -- | ||||
 /biz/ |
n/a | Martin Shkreli | y | y | ||
 /c/ |
Konata | Yui | y | y | ||
 /cgl/ |
Dramu | n | ||||
 /ck/ |
Nachos | n | ||||
 /cm/ |
Kaworu Nagisa | -- | ||||
 /co/ |
/co/lette | Doom | y | n | ||
 /d/ |
/d/ Humor Thread | Dmitrys | y | n | ||
 /diy/ |
MacGyver | n | ||||
 /e/ |
Yoko Littner | y | ||||
 /f/ |
Da Hood | n | ||||
 /fa/ |
Dick Ovens | Tricky Rick | n | n | ||
 /fit/ |
Zyzz | n | ||||
 /g/ |
Install Gentoo | y | ||||
 /gd/ |
Keming | n | ||||
 /gif/ |
Sauce | y | ||||
 /h/ |
Titty Monster | Faceless Fatguy | y | y | ||
 /his/ |
n/a | >h>r>e | y | -- | ||
 /hm/ |
n/a | Ellen | y | n | ||
 /hr/ |
Emma Watson | n | ||||
 /i/ |
ShiiPainter | Mushroomgirl | y | y | ||
 /ic/ |
Bob Ross | n | ||||
 /int/ |
Putin | y | ||||
 /jp/ |
Get Out Of /jp/ | y | ||||
 /k/ |
Zergface | y | ||||
 /lgbt/ |
Alfred Kinsey | n | ||||
 /lit/ |
DFW | ADVANCED | ||||
 /m/ |
Alteisen | y | ||||
 /mlp/ |
Best Pony | n | ||||
 /mu/ |
Jeff Mangum | probably | n | |||
 /n/ |
I Like Trains | y | ||||
 /o/ |
Takumi | ADVANCED | ||||
 /out/ |
Smokey the Bear | n | ||||
 /p/ |
Ken Rockwell | ADVANCED | ||||
 /po/ |
Broken Printer | n | ||||
 /pol/ |
Hitler | n | ||||
 /r9k/ |
>tfw no gf | ADVANCED | ||||
 /s/ |
BANNED | n | ||||
 /s4s/ |
s4s-tan | n | ||||
 /sci/ |
Richard Feynman | Shinichi Mochizuki | y | y | ||
 /soc/ |
Feet | Skype | y | y | ||
 /sp/ |
MESSI | y | ||||
 /t/ |
Limewire | n | ||||
 /tg/ |
Creed | y | ||||
 /toy/ |
Optimus Prime | n | ||||
 /trv/ |
Superpornowat | Sex Tourist | y | y | ||
 /tv/ |
Real Human Being | n | ||||
 /u/ |
Akkarin | n | ||||
 /v/ |
SANIC | ADVANCED | ||||
 /vg/ |
Blaster | Git Gud | y | n | ||
 /vp/ |
fug | ADVANCED | ||||
 /vr/ |
Kacho Arino | y | ||||
 /w/ |
n/a | Powerlevel | y | y | ||
 /wg/ |
Cunt Destroyer | y | ||||
 /wsg/ |
Duane | n | ||||
 /x/ |
x-tan | Goatman | y | -- | ||
 /y/ |
Yaranaika | y | n |
Old versions
| Team | Former Players |
|---|---|
| /cm/ |
Endou Mamoru |
| /fit/ |
Rippletits |
| /g/ |
Tox |
| /hm/ |
Bearforce1 |
| /n/ |
Slam The Stem |
| /po/ |
Paper Plane |
| /pol/ |
Doompaul |
| /s4s/ |
Patrick Bateman |
| /sp/ |
Lelbron |
| /tg/ |
Nigramarines |
| /u/ |
Purest Form of Love |
| /vg/ |
Saturday Turnips, Blaster ;) |
History
- Winter 2013: OG hype images posted to /sp/ thread. http://archive.4plebs.org/sp/thread/32241362/#32241610
- OG hype images imgur folder: http://imgur.com/a/IFn2w
- Spring 2013: http://eye.swfchan.com/flash.asp?id=130997
- Hypemachine 1.0: "Drop It"
- Summer 2013: http://eye.swfchan.com/flash.asp?id=137574
- Hypemachine 1.1: "Wave Your Flag"
- Autumn 2013: http://eye.swfchan.com/flash.asp?id=142441
- Hypemachine 1.5: "Ready To Die"
- More or less entirely refactored to make it easier to update, this also has the first appearance of the "warp speed" background
- Winter 2014: http://eye.swfchan.com/flash.asp?id=148876
- Hypemachine 1.51: "Drop It (Hit It remix)"
- Spring 2014:
- Hypemachine 1.52: "Transformers"
- First HM with disappearing Akkawhatsherface
- Summer 2014:
- Hypemachine 1.53: "Holiday in Cambodia"
HARD DRIVE BLEW UP, LOST ALL THE SOURCE CODE LOL
- Autumn 2014: http://eye.swfchan.com/flash.asp?id=160535
- Hypemachine 2.0: "Erika"
- Kind of a one-off since I had to write something from scratch anyway, this one happened mostly as an excuse to create the KEEP CALM parody intro animation.
Interregnum
- Winter 2016: http://www.mediafire.com/download/8bsxdrrhtk2ctkl/hypemachine.3.05.jar
- Hypemachine 3.0: "Ready to Die"
- It's actually 3D now with polygons and spritesheets and shit, far out.
Summer 13 through Autumn 14 standalone Flash player megapack (Windows): http://www.mediafire.com/download/844ywwmqgsmr7r9/hypemachine-exe-pack.7z