User:Aitor Karanka//nba/

/nba/

Bringing the dunkest memes

/nba/ - National Basketball Association

Founded

Manager

Gregg Popovich

Owner

Donald Sterling

IRL manager

Vinny del Negro !!vHwU8e1Ta/3
Ira Newble !!o16SVJJscF1

Team colors

Chat color

0253A4
NBA blue

Top scorer

Swept in 5 (7)

Top assister

Career Ending Injury (3)

Captain

Swept in 5

Website

/nba/ - National Basketball Association

Nickname

THE /nba/ IS SO FUCKING REAL HOLY SHIT

Historic performance

4	0	3			7				57.14%
W	D	L			TOTAL				EFFICIENCY

GF	GA	GD
19	18	+1

Biggest win
/nba/	5–2	/irc/
December 16th, 2015

Biggest defeat
/nba/	0–3	/metallurgy/
December 14th, 2015

First match
/4ccg/	1–0	/nba/
December 14th, 2015

Team music

Anthem	NBA on NBC Theme
Victory anthem if either My San Antonio Spurs or SKEEEEEEEEEEEEEUP scored	Lil Wayne - No Mercy (Undisputed theme)

Goal horn	FUUUUUUUUUUCK KEVIN DURANT
SKEEEEEEEEUP's goalhorn	Shannon Sharpe - King of Akron

Kits

/nba/ is the representative for all the apehoop/floorsqueak/jiggaboojam fans out there, originally aspiring to make it into the Fake Teamb Owl 3, but since that isn't going to happen in our lifetimes, it'll take on the Outlel Bowl so /nba/ can prove that they know how to drop the dunkest memes.

Roster

No.

Position

Player

16

	GK

>The State of the NBA

4

	CB

Kawaii Leonard

95

	CB

>Craptors

9

	CB

>Leastern Conference

24

	DMF

>NBA Awards

23

	CMF

Jon Wol is SHOOK

26

	CMF

Westbrick

30

	AMF

FUCK KEVIN DURANT

50

	SS

Stay in Yo Lane

27

	SS

My San Antonio Spurs

5

	SS

Swept in 5

No.

Position

Player

20

	GK

>Ads on Jerseys

73

	CB

Thanks Billy King

32

	CB

RINGZ ERNEH

2

	CB

Gatorade League

35

	DMF

Where in the world is Derrick Rose?

13

	SS

Le Door Stop Pee Pee Man

26

	SS

Meme Player

21

	SS

Career-Ending Injury

0

	SS

Da Land

34

	SS

First off, you're not a good fighter

41

	SS

SKEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEUP

3

	SS

fucKINGStupid

Player	>de scription
>The state of the NBA	No, the NBA isn't rigged, the NBA is broken and beyond repair. Hard salary cap when?
Kawaii Leonard	Nigga, that's kawaii.
>craptors	>meme teams
>Leastern Conference	LeBron is king there and instead of trying to stop him, Eastern Conference teams stars usually defect to the West.
>NBA Awards	Eclipsed by LaVar Ball doing mandrama.
Jon Wol is SHOOK	or maybe not, the Joe Flacco of the NBA.
>Westbrick	Your friendly reminder that breaking Oscar Robertson's triple doubles record in a season doesn't mean shit when your team is so bereft of depth and talent it gets its ass handed to them in the Playoffs
FUCK KEVIN DURANT	LeBron left a Cleveland team that had no stars besides himself. Joins Miami who had been mediocre the past 4 years. As Wade and Bosh hit the end of their primes LeBron departed, returning to Cleveland who had been the worst team. KD at one point had Russ, Harden, Ibaka. KD and Russ this year were top 5 players. KD already was on a stacked team. KD joined a team that won 67 and 73 games the last 2 years. Back to back finals appearances. Back to back mvp winner. A team with 3 all-star caliber players Also fuck Lil Bitch for not doubling down on the curse when he joined Golden State.
Stay in yo lane	NBA is only for B I G B A L L E R S only. You are a big baller, right? Buy the ZO2s.
My San Antonio Spurs	I must insist to you Shannon Sharpe, that My San Antonio Spurs would have beaten the Golden State Warriors in the playoffs had it not been for Zaza injuring Kawhi Leonard. [Angry Skip Bayless noises]
Swept in 5	The common trash talk in the playoffs, your team isn't going to be swept in 4 games, they're going to be swept in 5.
>Ads on jerseys	To add insult to injury to the already unwatchable brand of basketball the NBA is offering right now, you must add that next season ads will appear on jerseys, thank you Adam Silver for proving someone can be so bad at being a commish it's making NBA fans longing for David Stern.
Thanks Billy King	Who would've thought that burning down your future for aging players like Paul Pierce, Kevin Garnett and Jason Terry would have brought so many dire consequences to the Brooklyn Nets
RINGZ ERNEH	Chuck is called the round mound of rebound but he has no rings Ernie. I have four rings Ernie. The earth is flat. It's flat Ernie
NBA Gatorade League	How about we make our already mediocre minor league a laughing stock by literally renaming it after a sponsor?
Where in the world is Derrick Rose?	One of the many highlights of the 2016-17 season for the New York Knicks was Derrick Rose going AWOL raising legit concerns about his whereabouts, only to find he fucked off to Chicago because he was homesick
Le Door stop pee pee man	Fear the Beard
Meme Player	Le Chuck 3s from very far away man.
Career-Ending Injury	Post athletes you want to see not only get a career ending injury but get the kind of injury that would affect them for the rest of their lives
Da Land	yfw lebron got one for da land
SKEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEUP	HOL ON SKEEEEEEEEEEEUP LEBRAHN IS DA KANG OF AKRON, HE WILL TURN THIS AROUND SKEEEEEEEEEEUP.
First off, you're not a good fighter	>I got more ringz than you Chuck, I'll fight you right here First off, you're not a good fighter Shaq proceeds to stay BTFO
fucKINGStupid	How to showcase the brilliance of your front office? Get rid of your prima donna star that actually wanted to stay with your team and trade him away for literally scraps.

Music section

Anthem: NBA on NBC theme
Goalhorn: FUUUCK KEVIN DURAAAAAANT
SKEEEEEEEEEEEEEUP Goalhorn Shannon Sharpe - King of Akron
Victory anthem if either My San Antonio Spurs or SKEEEEEEEEEUP scored: Lil Wayne - No Mercy (Undisputed Theme)
Goalhorn against /fhg/: Hastily made Cleveland tourism video: NBA edition
Sir Charles' alt horn: I May Be Wrong (But I Doubt It)

Match history

"Official" matches

Date	Opponent	Competition	Result	Scorers	Notes
14 Decemeber 2015	/4ccg/	Outlel Bowl	1-0 L		Blatant sternball tbqh
16 Decemeber 2015	/irc/	Outlel Bowl	5-2 W	Wet Ass Jumper 16', 64' Swept in 5 45'+1', 61' One Legged Fadeaway 90'+4'
16 Decemeber 2015	/sbg/	Outlel Bowl	2-3 W	Le Spicy Dish Man 6', 10' Swept in 5 27'
21 Decemeber 2015	Neo-/ag/	Outlel Bowl	4-3 L	Hot Sauce 50', 54' Practice 81'	Rigged worse than the Sacramento Kings in the 2002 WCF
21 Decemeber 2015	/ag/	Outlel Bowl	6-5 L	Swept in 5 6', 45+1', 90'+7', 117' Z-Bo 53' Meme Player 100'	THIRD PLACE TROPHY IS OURS NIGGAS
3 July 2016	/jojo/	/ag/ League	2-1 W	Hot Sauce' (32) Wet Ass Jumper' (71)
6 July 2016	/metallurgy/	/ag/ League	0-3 L

"Unofficial" matches

Date	Opponent	Competition	Result	Scorers	Notes
17 June 2016	/toon/	Rigging After Dark	1-4 L	Swept in 5 5'	Blatant sternball tbqh
19 June 2016	/epl/	Rigging After Dark	4-4 W (4-3 Penalties)	Swept in 5 7', 30' Hot Sauce 26' Career-Ending Injury 75'
21 June 2016	/fhg/	Rigging After Dark	2-2 L (5-4 pens)	Swept in 5 17' Career-Ending Injury 37'
2 July 2017	/trash/	Home Run Derby	21-0 W	Swept in 5 8', 26', 68' Fuck Kevin Durant 12', 29' >Westbrick 21', 62' SKEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEUP 31', 34', 38', 80' >Craptors 36', 40', 42', 76', 88' Jon Wol is SHOOK 52' Stay in Yo Lane 71', 81', 83' Where in the world is Derrick Rose? 90+5'