Difference between revisions of "User:ElementFortyThree//enstars/"
Jump to navigation
Jump to search
| Line 84: | Line 84: | ||
{{sq start player |no=1 |pos={{NewPosition|GK|type=2}} |name={{tt|The Meteor Impact Content Warning|A lengthy list of content warnings prefacing a fan translation of a major flashback story, Meteor Impact, warning about content such as cultists, suicide, and cannibalism. Unfortunately, these warnings are total nothingburgers intended for an overly-sensitive Twitterina audience, and most of the time said twitterinas simply show off this idiotically long list for shock value to friends they're introducing Ensemble Stars to.}}}} | {{sq start player |no=1 |pos={{NewPosition|GK|type=2}} |name={{tt|The Meteor Impact Content Warning|A lengthy list of content warnings prefacing a fan translation of a major flashback story, Meteor Impact, warning about content such as cultists, suicide, and cannibalism. Unfortunately, these warnings are total nothingburgers intended for an overly-sensitive Twitterina audience, and most of the time said twitterinas simply show off this idiotically long list for shock value to friends they're introducing Ensemble Stars to.}}}} | ||
{{sq start player |no=2 |pos={{NewPosition|LB|type=2}} |name={{tt|It's going to be Christmas soon, Keito|So what, Eichi.}}}} | {{sq start player |no=2 |pos={{NewPosition|LB|type=2}} |name={{tt|It's going to be Christmas soon, Keito|So what, Eichi.}}}} | ||
{{sq start player |no=3 |pos={{NewPosition|CB|type=2}} |name={{tt| | {{sq start player |no=3 |pos={{NewPosition|CB|type=2}} |name={{tt|{{greentext|english discord server}}|The ESL team behind the English release once thought it would be a great idea to put together an official dicksword because all the other cool kids like Arknights and Project Sekai were doing it. Turns out it's not a good idea to let toddlers go unsupervised. (It was promptly closed in less than a week over butthurt arguments about racism, reopened, and closed in a week for the same reason.)}}}} | ||
{{sq start player |no=4 |pos={{NewPosition|CB|type=2}} |name={{tt|Ominous Tsumugi Aoba|If it has ANYTHING to do at all with Tsumugi Aoba, it's fucking cursed. Game servers crash during his events, event announcements are mysteriously delayed, stories go off the rails... and of course, there's the evidence-burning scene from the anime adaptation.}}}} | {{sq start player |no=4 |pos={{NewPosition|CB|type=2}} |name={{tt|Ominous Tsumugi Aoba|If it has ANYTHING to do at all with Tsumugi Aoba, it's fucking cursed. Game servers crash during his events, event announcements are mysteriously delayed, stories go off the rails... and of course, there's the evidence-burning scene from the anime adaptation.}}}} | ||
{{sq start player |no=5 |pos={{NewPosition|RB|type=2}} |name={{tt|*r*sh* N*r*k*m*|A name that has caused endless amounts of fan butthurt over the years, its mere utterance sets off a wildfire of arguments about okama, gender, transphobia, and literally anything you can think of.}}}} | {{sq start player |no=5 |pos={{NewPosition|RB|type=2}} |name={{tt|*r*sh* N*r*k*m*|A name that has caused endless amounts of fan butthurt over the years, its mere utterance sets off a wildfire of arguments about okama, gender, transphobia, and literally anything you can think of.}}}} | ||
{{sq silver player |no=6 |pos={{NewPosition|DMF|type=2}} |name={{tt| | {{sq silver player |no=6 |pos={{NewPosition|DMF|type=2}} |name={{tt|The Translation Nuke|A C&D from Happy Elements that struck down seven years of fan translations accumulated on the fan wiki, contributing to a general increase in fan illiteracy and general hysteria.}}}} | ||
{{sq start player |no=7 |pos={{NewPosition|CMF|type=2}} |name={{tt|Bead Brush Autist|A mysterious artist in charge of the card art team who makes sure that as many cards as possible possess a completely unnecessary accessory on their costume: bead strings with a brush tip.}}}} | {{sq start player |no=7 |pos={{NewPosition|CMF|type=2}} |name={{tt|Bead Brush Autist|A mysterious artist in charge of the card art team who makes sure that as many cards as possible possess a completely unnecessary accessory on their costume: bead strings with a brush tip.}}}} | ||
{{sq start player |no=8 |pos={{NewPosition|CMF|type=2}} |name=<small>{{tt|Hey everyone my name is Kaoru Hakaze|A famous copypasta. Kei Hosogai, Kaoru's seiyuu, is fluent in English, and once gave this character self-introduction on a live stream in perfect, standard American English, to the disbelief of both the studio and foreign fans.}}}}</small> | {{sq start player |no=8 |pos={{NewPosition|CMF|type=2}} |name=<small>{{tt|Hey everyone my name is Kaoru Hakaze|A famous copypasta. Kei Hosogai, Kaoru's seiyuu, is fluent in English, and once gave this character self-introduction on a live stream in perfect, standard American English, to the disbelief of both the studio and foreign fans.}}}}</small> | ||
| Line 102: | Line 102: | ||
!width=225px|Player | !width=225px|Player | ||
{{sq player |no=12 |pos={{NewPosition|GK|type=2}} |name={{tt|A.T.|An evil apple responsible for some of Music's most insane charts.}}}} | {{sq player |no=12 |pos={{NewPosition|GK|type=2}} |name={{tt|A.T.|An evil apple responsible for some of Music's most insane charts.}}}} | ||
{{sq player |no=13 |pos={{NewPosition|GK|type=2}} |name=}} | {{sq player |no=13 |pos={{NewPosition|GK|type=2}} |name={{tt|WOLF DIFFICULTY|Nearly-impossible April Fools' chart. The associated title for clearing it (not even a full combo, just a pass) is the rarest title in the game.}}}} | ||
{{sq player |no=14 |pos={{NewPosition|LB|type=2}} |name=}} | {{sq player |no=14 |pos={{NewPosition|LB|type=2}} |name={{tt|Cafe Cinnamon with Niki Shiina|Niki's seiyuu, Tomohiro Yamaguchi, like his character, is an amateur cook! He happens to host his own cooking show on the official YouTube channel because they thought it'd be funny, but it's also the best thing they put out regularly.}}}} | ||
{{sq player |no=15 |pos={{NewPosition|CB|type=2}} |name=}} | {{sq player |no=15 |pos={{NewPosition|CB|type=2}} |name={{tt|Is <x> due?|Predicting which character will get the next gacha / event is something of an obsession for fans mostly because they have no impulse control and are mentally and physically incapable of saving currency without the illusion of foreknowledge. No, your favorite isn't due, but watch Happy Elements announce them next anyway because you forgot to take account something about the schedule again.}}}} | ||
{{sq player |no=16 |pos={{NewPosition|CB|type=2}} |name=}} | {{sq player |no=16 |pos={{NewPosition|CB|type=2}} |name={{tt|LOOKING FOR JUNIOR </3|Eternal desperate plea of many a poorfag unable to start up enstars on a second phone and play on two accounts to get the rewards from an ostensibly two-person cooperation event that happens every few months.}}}} | ||
{{sq player |no=17 |pos={{NewPosition|CB|type=2}} |name=}} | {{sq player |no=17 |pos={{NewPosition|CB|type=2}} |name=}} | ||
{{sq player |no=18 |pos={{NewPosition|RB|type=2}} |name=}} | {{sq player |no=18 |pos={{NewPosition|RB|type=2}} |name=}} | ||
Revision as of 04:32, 9 July 2023
| /enstars/ | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Let's make our dreams bloom! | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| /enstars/ - Ensemble Stars! | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| Historic performance | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| Team music | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| Kits | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
|
|
||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
Ensemble Stars!!! is an idol-raising simulator-slash-rhythm game that also happens to be the most long-standing generator of fujobux in the cutthroat Japanese mobile game industry, mostly because in 2015 no one else had realized that there was a market for a Love Live-like game that happened to feature boys. Like with all series that last this long, it mostly survived thanks to somewhat decent (if not utterly melodramatic) writing, some decent card art, and by selling a lot of merch. Considering the rhythm game didn't even exist until like five years in, how else would a shitty card raising simulator survive that long?
Anyway, welcome to Yumenosaki Academy Ensemble Square, where Hell doesn't have a bottom!
Stuff
| Information | Exports |
|
soon™ |
also soon™ |
Roster
|
|