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|motto=Let's make our dreams bloom! | |motto=Let's make our dreams bloom! | ||
|name=Ensemble Stars! | |name=Ensemble Stars! | ||
|date= | |date= May 1, 2015 | ||
|manager= Anzu | |manager=Anzu | ||
|owner= | |owner=Happy Elements K.K. | ||
|irl= {{Anonymous|tech|!!rb+zz19X9Cq}} | |irl= {{Anonymous|tech|!!rb+zz19X9Cq}} | ||
|bgcolor= 10DFEC | |bgcolor= 10DFEC | ||
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|hex= 267EAC | |hex= 267EAC | ||
|color=Yumenosaki Blue | |color=Yumenosaki Blue | ||
|anthem= www.youtube.com/watch?v= | |anthem=www.youtube.com/watch?v=uwgpvBFi28E | ||
|a_title= | |a_title=U.S.A.<br><small>DA PUMP</small> | ||
|horn=www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nd3-pSXyLYw | |horn=www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nd3-pSXyLYw | ||
|gh_title=【音MAD】<br>あんスタの人達| | |gh_title=【音MAD】<br>あんスタの人達| | ||
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'''Ensemble Stars!!''' is an idol-raising simulator-slash-rhythm game that also happens to be the longest-standing generator of fujobux in the cutthroat Japanese mobile game industry, mostly because in 2015 no one else had realized that there was a market for a Love Live-like game that happened to feature boys. Like with all series that last this long, it mostly survived thanks to somewhat decent (if not utterly melodramatic) writing, some decent card art, and by selling a lot of merch. Considering the rhythm game didn't even exist until like five years in, how else would a shitty card raising simulator survive that long? | |||
Anyway, welcome to <s>Yumenosaki Academy</s> Ensemble Square, where Hell doesn't have a bottom! | |||
==Stuff== | ==Stuff== | ||
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{{tt|soon™| | {{tt|soon™|never}} | ||
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{{sq start player |no=1 |pos={{NewPosition|GK|type=2}} |name={{tt| | {{sq start player |no=1 |pos={{NewPosition|GK|type=2}} |name={{tt|Russian Literature Quiz|A famous quiz that challenges you to distinguish between dialogue in Ensemble Stars and actual quotes from Dostoyevsky, Tolstoy, and other Russian greats. Most people fail on account of their utter lack of literary literacy.}}}} | ||
{{sq start player |no=2 |pos={{NewPosition|LB|type=2}} |name={{tt| | {{sq start player |no=2 |pos={{NewPosition|LB|type=2}} |name={{tt|It's going to be Christmas soon, Keito|So what, Eichi.}}}} | ||
{{sq start player |no=3 |pos={{NewPosition|CB|type=2}} |name={{tt| | {{sq start player |no=3 |pos={{NewPosition|CB|type=2}} |name={{tt|{{greentext|english discord server}}|The ESL team behind the English release once thought it would be a great idea to put together an official dicksword because all the other cool kids like Arknights and Project Sekai were doing it. Turns out it's not a good idea to let toddlers go unsupervised. (It was promptly closed in less than a week over butthurt arguments about racism, reopened, and closed in a week for the same reason.)}}}} | ||
{{sq start player |no=4 |pos={{NewPosition|CB|type=2}} |name={{tt| | {{sq start player |no=4 |pos={{NewPosition|CB|type=2}} |name={{tt|Ominous Tsumugi Aoba|If it has ANYTHING to do at all with Tsumugi Aoba, it's fucking cursed. Game servers crash during his events, event announcements are mysteriously delayed, stories go off the rails... and of course, there's the evidence-burning scene from the anime adaptation.}}}} | ||
{{sq start player |no=5 |pos={{NewPosition|RB|type=2}} |name= | {{sq start player |no=5 |pos={{NewPosition|RB|type=2}} |name={{tt|*r*sh* N*r*k*m*|A name that has caused endless amounts of fan butthurt over the years, its mere utterance sets off a wildfire of arguments about okama, gender, transphobia, and literally anything you can think of.}}}} | ||
{{sq silver player |no=6 |pos={{NewPosition|DMF|type=2}} |name={{tt| | {{sq silver player |no=6 |pos={{NewPosition|DMF|type=2}} |name={{tt|The Translation Nuke|A C&D from Happy Elements that struck down seven years of fan translations accumulated on the fan wiki, contributing to a general increase in fan illiteracy and general hysteria.}}}} | ||
{{sq start player |no=7 |pos={{NewPosition|CMF|type=2}} |name={{tt| | {{sq start player |no=7 |pos={{NewPosition|CMF|type=2}} |name={{tt|Bead Brush Autist|A mysterious artist in charge of the card art team who makes sure that as many cards as possible possess a completely unnecessary accessory on their costume: bead strings with a brush tip.}}}} | ||
{{sq start player |no=8 |pos={{NewPosition|CMF|type=2}} |name={{tt| | {{sq start player |no=8 |pos={{NewPosition|CMF|type=2}} |name=<small>{{tt|Hey everyone my name is Kaoru Hakaze|A famous copypasta. Kei Hosogai, Kaoru's seiyuu, is fluent in English, and once gave this character self-introduction on a live stream in perfect, standard American English, to the disbelief of both the studio and foreign fans.}}}}</small> | ||
{{sq silver player |no=9 |pos={{NewPosition|SS|type=2}} |name={{tt| | {{sq silver player |no=9 |pos={{NewPosition|SS|type=2}} |name={{tt|Kino "No Proofreading" Seitaro|Kinosei, auxillary Enstars story writer infamous for inconsistent writing and ignoring important bits of lore, guaranteed to piss off autistic fans who memorize every detail at least once every month. May be in a homoerotic relationship with Akira, hence why he's untouchable.}}}} | ||
{{sq gold player |no=10 |pos={{NewPosition|SS|type=2}} |name={{tt| | {{sq gold player |no=10 |pos={{NewPosition|SS|type=2}} |name={{tt|bkub okawa|Yes, that bkub, most well-known for Pop Team Epic. The illustrator of the Ensemble Stars gag manga, Bkubstars -- who, amazingly, understands the characters more fundamentally than almost any other fan can.}}}} | ||
{{sq gold player |no=11 |pos={{NewPosition|CF|type=2}} |name={{tt| | {{sq gold player |no=11 |pos={{NewPosition|CF|type=2}} |name={{tt|Akira (日日日)|Ensemble Stars' main story writer, an absolutely batshit man who has written nearly eight years of melodramatic gay boys pondering the meaning of life, backstabbing, creating keikakus, and generally just making the idol industry unnecessarily over-the-top, and if you're in this rabbit hole, you are at his mercy without exception.}}}} | ||
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{{sq player |no=12 |pos={{NewPosition|GK|type=2}} |name={{tt| | {{sq player |no=12 |pos={{NewPosition|GK|type=2}} |name={{tt|The Meteor Impact Content Warning|A lengthy list of content warnings prefacing a fan translation of a major flashback story, Meteor Impact, warning about content such as cultists, suicide, and cannibalism. Unfortunately, these warnings are total nothingburgers intended for an overly-sensitive Twitterina audience, and most of the time said twitterinas simply show off this idiotically long list for shock value to friends they're introducing Ensemble Stars to.}}}} | ||
{{sq player |no=13 |pos={{NewPosition| | {{sq player |no=13 |pos={{NewPosition|GK|type=2}} |name={{tt|A.T.|An evil apple responsible for some of Music's most insane charts.}}}} | ||
{{sq player |no=14 |pos={{NewPosition| | {{sq player |no=14 |pos={{NewPosition|LB|type=2}} |name={{tt|Cafe Cinnamon with Niki Shiina|Niki's seiyuu, Tomohiro Yamaguchi, like his character, is an amateur cook! He happens to host his own cooking show on the official YouTube channel because they thought it'd be funny, but it's also the best thing they put out regularly.}}}} | ||
{{sq player |no=15 |pos={{NewPosition|CB|type=2}} |name={{tt| | {{sq player |no=15 |pos={{NewPosition|CB|type=2}} |name={{tt|Is <x> due?|Predicting which character will get the next gacha / event is something of an obsession for fans mostly because they have no impulse control and are mentally and physically incapable of saving currency without the illusion of foreknowledge. No, your favorite isn't due, but watch Happy Elements announce them next anyway because you forgot to take account something about the schedule again.}}}} | ||
{{sq player |no=16 |pos={{NewPosition|CB|type=2}} |name=}} | {{sq player |no=16 |pos={{NewPosition|CB|type=2}} |name={{tt|LOOKING FOR JUNIOR </3|Eternal desperate plea of many a poorfag unable to start up enstars on a second phone and play on two accounts to get the rewards from an ostensibly two-person cooperation event that happens every few months.}}}} | ||
{{sq player |no=17 |pos={{NewPosition|CB|type=2}} |name=}} | {{sq player |no=17 |pos={{NewPosition|CB|type=2}} |name={{tt|Weekly Translator Cancellation|You're not an enstars translator if you haven't been cancelled over your choice of favorite character, or translating a story exactly as written but offending someone's pet headcanon in the process, or having a ship that's ''''problematic'''', or breathing too heavily on a Tuesday, or...}}}} | ||
{{sq player |no=18 |pos={{NewPosition|RB|type=2}} |name={{tt| | {{sq player |no=18 |pos={{NewPosition|RB|type=2}} |name=<small>{{tt|HEKP WHAT THIS MISSIONS MEANS???|Do your daily reps instead of fantasizing about your genderbend cafe AU, or you could just learn basic pattern recognition and memorize like one or two kanji. Maybe then you wouldn't have to be spoonfed every tour event.}}}}</small> | ||
{{sq player |no=19 |pos={{NewPosition|CMF|type=2}} |name={{tt| | {{sq player |no=19 |pos={{NewPosition|CMF|type=2}} |name={{tt|Suisei After-hours Autism Account|Hololive talent Hoshimachi Suisei happens to have a Twitter alt where she mostly tweets about assorted nonsense like her Enstars obsession. It's gotten to the point she even did a cover of Honeycomb Summer.}}}} | ||
{{sq player |no=20 |pos={{NewPosition|CMF|type=2}} |name=}} | {{sq player |no=20 |pos={{NewPosition|CMF|type=2}} |name={{tt|monke|Welcome Guest-san, more popularly known as monke to EOPs because of his YouTube profile picture. The most well-known high-level Music player largely because his videos are usually the first result when you search for a chart, but not the best one by any stretch of the imagination. Unusually, he primarily plays with his thumbs, even being a tablet player.}}}} | ||
{{sq player |no=21 |pos={{NewPosition|AMF|type=2}} |name={{tt| | {{sq player |no=21 |pos={{NewPosition|AMF|type=2}} |name={{tt|WOLF DIFFICULTY|Nearly-impossible April Fools' chart. The associated title for clearing it (not even a full combo, just a pass) is the rarest title in the game.}}}} | ||
{{sq player |no=22 |pos={{NewPosition|AMF|type=2}} |name=}} | {{sq player |no=22 |pos={{NewPosition|AMF|type=2}} |name={{tt|Horny Soundcloud Comment Section|GRRRR WOOF BARK BARK BARK RINNE AMAGI PLEASE FUCK ME AGGHHH MY PUSSY IS LEAKING OMFFFFFOFOMMFGFG}}}} | ||
{{sq player |no=23 |pos={{NewPosition|CF|type=2}} |name={{tt| | {{sq player |no=23 |pos={{NewPosition|CF|type=2}} |name={{tt|O W A R I|A lyric from Neo Sanctuary that Eichi sings just before he throws a Winnie the Pooh's Home Run Derby curveball at you and destroys your combo.}}}} | ||
{{sq end}} | {{sq end}} | ||
==Match History== | ==Match History== | ||
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Ensemble Stars!! is an idol-raising simulator-slash-rhythm game that also happens to be the longest-standing generator of fujobux in the cutthroat Japanese mobile game industry, mostly because in 2015 no one else had realized that there was a market for a Love Live-like game that happened to feature boys. Like with all series that last this long, it mostly survived thanks to somewhat decent (if not utterly melodramatic) writing, some decent card art, and by selling a lot of merch. Considering the rhythm game didn't even exist until like five years in, how else would a shitty card raising simulator survive that long?
Anyway, welcome to Yumenosaki Academy Ensemble Square, where Hell doesn't have a bottom!
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