User:GoldenWingman/Autism
As if having over twelve thousand (and counting!) edits to the wiki of a fake divegrass tournament for a Malaysian Moving Pictures Website wasn't enough autism. If you're reading this page, you're so gay you might actually become a /vg/ manager one day.
Longest Time Between Elite Cups (Active)
If your team is on this list, it's basically a non-team.
- /hm/ - Last Elite Cup: 2013 Winter (Record since: 3-2-7; ded)
- /cgl/ - Last Elite Cup: 2014 Summer (Record since: 7-2-12; ded)
- /ic/ - Last Elite Cup: 2015 Winter (Record since: ded)
- /hr/ - Last Elite Cup: 2015 Summer (Record since: 1-1-2; ded)
- /s/ - Last Elite Cup: 2016 Summer (Record since: ded)
- /soc/ - Last Elite Cup: 2017 Winter (Record since: 8-2-4; ded)
- /po/ - Last Elite Cup: 2017 Summer (Record since: 1-1-5; ded)
- /lgbt/ - Last Elite Cup: 2018 Winter (Record since: 2-3-4; ded)
- /a/ - Last Elite Cup: 2018 Winter (Record since: 5-5-11)
- /e/ - Last Elite Cup: 2018 Summer (Record since: ded)
- /t/ - Last Elite Cup: 2018 Summer (Record since: ded)
- /gif/ - Last Elite Cup: 2018 Summer (Record since: 2-3-4; ded)
- /an/ - Last Elite Cup: 2018 Summer (Record since: 2-4-8)
- /bant/ - Last Elite Cup: 2019 Winter (Record since: 4-8-4)
- /vr/ - Last Elite Cup: 2019 Winter (Record since: 1-5-6)
- /aco/ - Last Elite Cup: 2019 Summer (Record since: 3-1-7)
- /n/ - Last Elite Cup: 2019 Summer (Record since: 2-2-4)
- /y/ - Last Elite Cup: 2019 Summer (Record since: 1-3-4)
- /k/ - Last Elite Cup: 2020 Winter (Record since: 1-1-3)
- /r9k/ - Last Elite Cup: 2020 Winter (Record since: 1-3-4)
Teams that have never played in a Fetus
If your team ISN'T on this list, it's basically a non-team. This includes /vg/, I know. Spring 2016 did not happen.
Teams that haven't missed an Elite Cup in at least two years
- /u/ (Last missed: 2013 Winter, has played in 5 Babbies since then)
- /int/ (Last missed: 2016 Summer, has played in 3 Babbies since then)
- /h/ (Last missed: 2016 Summer, has played in 4 Babbies since then)
- /pol/ (Last missed: 2017 Summer, has played in 3 Babbies since then)
- /vg/ (Last missed: 2018 Winter, has played in 1 Babby since then)
- /biz/ (Last missed: 2018 Summer, has played in 2 Babbies since then)
- /f/ (Last missed: 2018 Summer, has played in 3 Babbies since then)
- /wg/ (Last missed: 2018 Summer, has played in 3 Babbies since then)
- /vp/ (Last missed: 2018 Summer, has played in 4 Babbies since then)
- /toy/ (Last missed: 2019 Winter, has played in 0 Babbies since then)
Teams that have never played in an Elite Final Day
/ic/, /fa/, and /diy/ have all made an Elite Final Day more recently than /a/.
/vg/ manager records
Manager | Record (W-D-L) |
---|---|
Trofflesby (2012 Summer Friendlies) | 2-0-1 |
CAnon (2012 Autumn-2013 Spring) | 4-1-11 |
DeMessi (2013 Autumn-2015 Autumn) | 10-3-13 |
>me (2015 Autumn-2017 Autumn) | 7-3-8 |
QD (2015 Autumn-2018 Summer) | 2-3-2 |
Amis (2016 Autumn) | 1-0-0 |
Technetium (2017 Summer-???) | 13-0-8 |
Windy (2018 Spring-2019 Summer) | 4-1-2 |
Resolink (2019 Winter-2020 Summer) | 2-0-2 |
Zilyana (2020 Winter-???) | 2-4-0 |
>/vg/ "council" (2015 Autumn-2017 Autumn) | 9-5-11 |
>/vg/ "council" (2018 Spring-2020 Summer) | 21-6-10 |
>/vg/ "council" (2021 Winter-???) | 0-0-0 |
Yo, listen up, here's the story...
"Real" Teams /vg/ Has Overwritten
>Fame Multipliers
PES 2012: Spain National Team
PES 2013 (Winter/Spring 2013): Nigeria National Team
PES 2013 (Autumn 2013): Costa Rica National Team
PES 2014: O'Higgins
PES 2015: Olympique Lyonnais
PES 2016: if you read this
PES 2017: you are
PES 2018: the biggest gay
PES 2019 (Spring 2019 Friendlies): Fenerbahçe