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After 10 soul-crushing years
/oilels/ - Edmonton Oilers
Founded 1973 Manager Peter Chiarelli Owner Daryl Katz IRL manager PAVAL™ !!EJHFfR1QBCy Team colors Chat color #000084 Oilel Blue Top scorer Wayne Gretzky (583) Top assister Wayne Gretzky (1086) Captain McJesus Website /oilels/ - Edmonton Oilers Nickname The Red Wings
Historic performance
W D L TOTAL EFFICIENCY 0 0 0 0 0%
GF GA GD 0 0 0
Biggest win TBD  0–0  TBD Month Day, Year Biggest defeat TBD  0–0  TBD Month Day, Year First match TBD  0–0  TBD Month Day, Year
Team music
Anthem You're In Oil Country Victory Anthem Don't Stop Believing Playoff Anthem Get Your Red On! Goal horn Red Wings, My Red Wings! Alt. Goal Horn If THE MAGIC MAN ;_;7 scores
Kits

Roster

No. Position Player 34   GK Young Mrazek 55   CB Kronwalled 2   CB Smith Kid 5   CB RIP Liddy 41   DMF HANRAK ZATTARBACK 15   CMF Mitch Callahan's Face 40   CMF BASED GLENDENING 43   LWF DARRAN HALM 13   RWF THE MAGIC MAN ;_;7 71   CF Snip Show 8   CF Abbagator

No. Position Player 35   GK Seasonal Depression Disorder 47   CB Al Marchenko 27   CB Quincey 65   CB DDK 20   CB BINGO BANGO! 88   CB Octopus 57   CMF Sheahan 20   CMF Silver Miller 17   CMF >pizza dome 9   CMF The Production Line 14   CF The Goose 39   CF Supermantha