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== 2017 4chan Summer Cup == | |||
*Note: /trash/ took on an Anthony Fantano theme due to him scoring a {{tt|bizarre own goal|okay, it was Merzbow's fault, but keep reading}} and getting sent off in the same match against /d/. Coincidentally, /mu/ went on to finish last, so this game was fun as hell. The game was self-aware as fuck: There was another spaghetti own goal, Merzthony Bowtano scored right before Merzbow got subbed off, and the only /trash/ player who didn't get a rating was {{tt|Anthony Fantano|booyeh bb}}. | |||
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| date = {{Start date|2017|08|06|df=y}} | |||
| event = | |||
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| time = {{time|21|00}} | |||
| team1 = {{team home|trash}} | |||
| team2 = {{team away|mu}} | |||
| score = 1–15 | |||
| goals1 = Merzthony Bowtano {{goal|{{tt|89|WAIT THEY FUCKING SCORED IN PES AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA}}}} | |||
| goals2 = {{goal|4||18||54}} Michael Gira<br>{{goal|6||14}} {{yel|51}} MC Ride<br>{{goal|24||45+2||68||71||87}} Jeff Mangum<br>{{owngoal|32}} Pagethony Ninetano<br>{{goal|47}} Sufjan Stevens<br>{{goal|{{tt|77|assisted by Dubs And Brian Wilson Dies, RIPerino}}}} Kanye West<br>{{goal|90+1}} Thom Yorke<br>{{goal|90+3}} Viper The Rapper | |||
| stadium = Riggly Field | |||
| attendance = like 900 or something | |||
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Revision as of 11:25, 7 August 2017
At the end of every officially sanctioned tournament since the 2016 4chan Spring Babby Cup, retired legends of the cup congregate together to pit their aged skills against the team cursed with finishing last in the tournament, representing the unholy abomination ineligible board /trash/. Though they may have been iconic and household names in the past, these seniors have lost a lot of the flair and skill that made them famous to begin with. Nonetheless, with the guidance of hundreds of managers barking out messages in the form of memes in the Hitbox Smashcast chat, these aged heroes are proud to return to the pitch and churn out ninety solid minutes of fighting spirit every three months, though they tend to lose by double digits in each match.
After five matches, /trash/ currently trails in the aggregate scoring by a score of 66-1, having failed to find the back of the net until The Flash scored from the spot against /k/ in Spring 2017. The Flash NEARLY scored against /n/ in Winter 2017, but his shot was cleared off the line.
2016 4chan Spring Babby Cup
| 15 May 2016 | /n/ 
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11–0 |  /trash/
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| 21:00 |
I Like Trains  9', 19', 53'Bepsi 14', 17'Baconrider 22', 26', 49', 58', 90+4'Hipster Fixie 39'
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Riggly Field Attendance: Unknown |
2016 4chan Summer Cup
| 14 August 2016 | /pol/ 
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17–0 | /trash/
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|---|---|---|---|---|
| 22:20 |
Donald Trump 5', 15', 25', 45+5', 55', 69' Moonman 8', 86'Stormfront 31', 37', 45+3', 57', 59', 73', 90+3'Hitler 44'Jews 51'
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/new/remburg Field Attendance: Unknown |
2016 4chan Autumn Babby Cup
| 6 November 2016 | /i/ 
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14–0 | /trash/
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|---|---|---|---|---|
| 23:00 |
Beatrice 12', 43', 59' /i/rene 17', 44', 65', 70', 74', 76', 77', 81', 83'  50'Dungeonwaterway 21'Socket Error 53'
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PES 2013 Attendance: Unknown |
2017 4chan Winter Cup
| 19 February 2017 | /n/
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18–0 | /trash/
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|---|---|---|---|---|
| 21:00 |
Bullet Train 8', 12', 25', 30', 34', 37', 48' 90+2' Based Tony Martin 14', 52'Cycling Cap 20', 28'User Was Hit By A Car 32', 56', 79'Schettino 35'Trinidad Strong 76', 86'I Like Trash 83', 90+1'
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23' Based God 37' User Was Warned 51' Kaiji 90+3' Dead Bart
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Riggly Field Attendance: 601 |
2017 4chan Spring Babby Cup
| 21 May 2017 | /trash/
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1–6 |  /k/
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|---|---|---|---|---|
| 23:40 |
Mormon Jesus 6' The Flash 49' (pen.)
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12', 44', 54', 58', 71', 85' Zergface
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Sensible World of Soccer Attendance: 480 |
2017 4chan Summer Cup
- Note: /trash/ took on an Anthony Fantano theme due to him scoring a bizarre own goal and getting sent off in the same match against /d/. Coincidentally, /mu/ went on to finish last, so this game was fun as hell. The game was self-aware as fuck: There was another spaghetti own goal, Merzthony Bowtano scored right before Merzbow got subbed off, and the only /trash/ player who didn't get a rating was Anthony Fantano.
| 6 August 2017 | /trash/
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1–15 |  /mu/
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| 21:00 |
Merzthony Bowtano 89'
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4', 18', 54' Michael Gira 6', 14' 51' MC Ride 24', 45+2', 68', 71', 87' Jeff Mangum 32' Pagethony Ninetano 47' Sufjan Stevens 77' Kanye West 90+1' Thom Yorke 90+3' Viper The Rapper
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Riggly Field Attendance: like 900 or something |