| Name
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Image
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Description
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Goals Scored
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| Bananas
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"Accidently" sent to the moon.
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0
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| Pure Pony Pleasure
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Vanished after spending time with Horsefucker
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0
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| Nathan
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Arrested after a police raid on his house. He is now facing trial for possession of enormous amounts of zoophilic porn, which he claims was on an external hard drive 'borrowed from Horsefucker'. The trail continues.
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0
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| Seaty Belt
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Following the scandalous discovery by tabloid media that Seaty Belt had yet to receive her Cutie Mark, she disappeared from the public eye. Rumors abound that she underwent severe reconstructive surgery to avoid rabid paparazzi. Taco Belle signed soon after, who insisted she was of no relation to the former.
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0
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| Applerape
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Decided to also retire and return to his apple farm in the Ozarks. Later arrested on 37 accounts of rape.
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0
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| Lifeboat
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Tragically lost at sea attempting to row back to /co/.
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0
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| Terry
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No time to Terry here. Auf Wiedersehen, mein Stutfohlen.
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0
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| >fanfiction
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Cut after not showing as much promise as his older brother, Clopfic.
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0
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| Ableist Ponies
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Too offensive to participate in the 4chan league.
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0
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| SmileSmileSmile
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Became very repetitive over her career. Let go for wanting the goalhorn to be dedicated to her.
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0
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| Taco Belle
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Retired after being found out about her surgery.
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0
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| Futashy
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Released after her giant dick got in the way of everything.
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0
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| King Zebra
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Cut for being a filthy zebra.
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0
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| Pony Semen
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|
HORSEFUCKER CLAIMS ANOTHER.
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0
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| CONTROVERSIAL
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VERY DISTURBED.
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0
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| Clopfic
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|
Cut for being too edgy.
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0
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| Fluffy Pone
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Found murdered to death after the team was relegated in Winter 2013. Another one was kidnapped somewhere between summer and autumn of 2014 to be used as a ball for the 4CC.
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0
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| Tom Dan
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|
Retired from the squad after deciding he was too cool for us.
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0
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| Marshmellow Butthole
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Last seen visiting Mandopony's house - never seen again.
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0
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| Molestia
|
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Taking a short 'break' from the squad to deal with the multiple accusations of rape leveled at her.
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0
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| Black Twilight
|
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Retired from the squad after receiving a role in the movie 'Equestria Girls'. Said to fight for social justice on tumblr now.
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0
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| Spaghetticon
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Benched for dropping the ball and his spaghetti in the /m/ match in Winter 2013. Sacked after being out shined by his fellow teammates in Spring 2013.
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0
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| Cease & Desist
|
|
Taken off the team after management received a letter whose contents cannot be further disclosed.
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0
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| IDontGetTheAppeal
|
|
I still don't get it.
|
0
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| Muh Job
|
|
Sacked for viewing prohibited content on the job.
|
0
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| Liquid Pride
|
|
Sacked after it became clear there is no pride whatsoever in watching a show for little girls.
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0
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| Hate and Penetrate
|
|
Sacked after failing to properly penetrate the opponent's defense too many times.
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0
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| Twilicane
|
|
Sacked after it was found out canes can't actually play football.
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0
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| I Culminated
|
|
Got stuck between a rock and a hard place.
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0
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| DYEWTS
|
|
Actually watched the show, didn't like it and left.
|
0
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| Tara Strong
|
|
Sacked after buying another pair of high heels instead of football boots with club money.
|
1
|
| Baconhair
|
|
Preferred to make threads about herself on random Internet imageboards too much than spend her time training on the pitch.
|
0
|
| Autism in Equestria
|
|
Disappeared to Equestria for good after Cadance joined the team and couldn't stop annoying him.
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0
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| Cockblock Trixie
|
|
Left after she found out Twilight Sparkle would always steal the spotlight from her no matter what she did.
|
0
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| Existential Gummy
|
|
What was winning? Was it nothing more than the endless search for a star? And what was a star but a constant reminder that we were all only one crazy Texan away from rigging? And what of the poor gator? Logo no longer starless, destined to an existential swim down the river of memes to... an unknowable destiny?
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0
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| Bomb Ass Tea
|
|
Since Cadance became pregnant, they decided that it's better for the baby if Shining stays at home.
|
0
|
| Panda Ring
|
|
Spent again too much time pandering to the fans and too little playing football, again.
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0
|
| Don't Believe Her Lies
|
|
Can't make it to Cups anymore since she's too busy working on My Little Pony: The Movie. But don't worry, she'll come back for Season 7 after the movie. There will be a seventh season, right?
|
0
|
| Didn't Listen
|
|
Got kicked out for not listening to the managers' instructions.
|
0
|
| The Hiatus
|
|
An heroed when the hiatus became too much for her.
|
0
|
| It's Already Shit
|
|
>stops being shit >immediately sacked Not even Winter and it's already shit
|
0
|
| Rainbomination
|
|
Her broken anatomy got in the way of her divegrass career.
|
0
|
| Who Is This Pink Dog
|
|
We still have no idea.
|
0
|
| Razzle Dazzle
|
|
Cancelled her contract to star in a Manehattan revival of Equus.
|
1
|
| Suicide Trixie
|
|
Finally convinced to climb out of the cannon by her BEST FRIEND.
|
0
|
| Cheerileeder
|
|
The semester started, so she's back to grading papers.
|
0
|
| Choose Your Own Autism
|
|
Turn to the next page if you choose to take a shot on goal.
You have chosen, poorly.
|
0
|
| Fuck Your Marker
|
|
Gunned down trying to jump the border back to /co/.
|
0
|
| Jackie Chan Tulpa
|
|
Was real and found no trabble.
|
0
|
| The Burdened
|
|
He carried our sins. Now we carry him in our hearts.
|
0
|
| Best Friends
|
|
Repeatedly cited for illegal overnight wagon parking and loitering near the stadium.
|
0
|
| Hasbro Internet Security
|
|
Server wiped. Someone still get Meghan her napkins, please.
|
0
|
| >everycreature
|
|
Accepted a high paying consultant position with ACME labs.
|
0
|
| Fizzlepop Berrytwist
|
|
Going back to friendship night school for her degree.
|
0
|
| Cheeselegs
|
|
Really ded this time.
|
1*
|
| Friendship Was Magic
|
|
Did you know you were my very best friends? [book closes].
|
0
|
| Golly Loli
|
|
Minor sacking.
|
0
|
| Faggot Deer
|
|
Every fucking game. Every single fucking game this faggot just sat there and gave me this stupid look on his face.
|
0
|
| Lets Kill Applejack
|
|
Press F to Pay Respects.
|
0
|
| Chad Spike
|
|
“Why yes, I did play for /mlp/. How could you tell?”
|
0
|
| Fucking Dead
|
|
That statue is probably at the bottom of Horseshoe Bay by now.
|
0
|
| So Sad (not really)
|
|
Sacked due to lack of support for Princess Twilight.
|
0
|
| Miss /mlp/
|
|
Retired to tend her prized apple orchards.
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0
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