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/utree/
Don't Get Eliminated!
/utree/ - Urinatingtree
Founded August 10, 2010 Manager Mike Tomlin (Unfortunately) Owner Seatgeek IRL manager goofus Team colors Chat color TBD TBD Top scorer N/A (N/A) Top assister N/A (N/A) Captain CAPTAIN FAT FUCK Website /utree/ - Urinatingtree Nickname Team Sportsball
Historic performance
W D L TOTAL EFFICIENCY 0 0 0 0 0%
GF GA GD 0 0 0
Biggest win TBD  –  TBD Biggest defeat TBD  –  TBD First match TBD  –  TBD
Team music
Anthem This Week In Sportsball Theme Goal horn Corvette Corvette CFF or The Diva Goalhorn Days Of Our Steelers Theme
Kits

Sports shitposting with a focus on embarrassing failure. A perfect fit for /sp/!

Squad

No. Position Player 0 GK YOU BLEW IT! 3 LB Hot Pockets 18 CB Brick Wall (The Eagles) 66 CB You're Fucked 16 RB Factory Of Sadness 22 DMF CONGLATURATIONS 8 AMF Lolcow 7 AMF Captain Fat Fuck 84 SS The Diva 73 SS FUCK YOU SPANOS 99 CF TANKBOWL

No. Position Player 35 GK Pekka Rinne 2 LB STAPH INFECTION 77 LB Dickpunch 32 RB Damn Good Culture 20 RB Turnover Bakery 5 CB Unit Lost 87 CB Pirates Baseball!! 18 CB Hurricanes Man 17 DMF Legacy Of Failure 21 DMF CALLING BOTH GAMES 10 AMF Kissentitties 30 SS Tom Grossi