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=/evoweb/=
=/evoweb/=
Note to everyone: This is a fake team.
Note to everyone: This is a fake team.
{{BoardInfobox
{{SimpleBoardInfobox
|team= evoweb
|team= evoweb
|motto= Reserved
|motto= Reserved
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|manager= ARP & Martin Hawkins
|manager= ARP & Martin Hawkins
|owner= Konami Tokyo
|owner= Konami Tokyo
|irl= {{Anonymous|Test Pony|!!YXbPlZYbUui}}
|irl= {{Anonymous|Tony|!!YXbPlZYbUui}}
|color1= 395593
|color1= 395593
|color2= FFFFFF
|color2= FFFFFF
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|assister= [[File:Bop.gif]] / Is Jenkey Dead?
|assister= [[File:Bop.gif]] / Is Jenkey Dead?
|assists= 2
|assists= 2
|captain= Master Jenkey
|captain= Dead Jenkey
|w=2
|w=2
|d=1
|d=1
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==Music==
==Music==
Stadium entrance anthem: [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wfftcYwzejg http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wfftcYwzejg]<br>
Stadium entrance anthem: [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wfftcYwzejg http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wfftcYwzejg]<br>
Winning anthem: [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tdqoxddnLcc http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tdqoxddnLcc]<br>
Winning anthem: [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5UiBgXiXQTc https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5UiBgXiXQTc]<br>
Goalhorn (restart after every goal): [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0WGBKrbo8uc http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0WGBKrbo8uc]<br>
Goalhorn (restart after every goal): [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EFpRO6AAy-Y https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EFpRO6AAy-Y]<br>
Alternate goalhorn when [[File:Bop.gif]] scores: [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PqQGYbF7puA&feature=player_detailpage#t=12s http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PqQGYbF7puA&feature=player_detailpage#t=12s]<br>
Alternate goalhorn when [[File:Bop.gif]] scores: [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PqQGYbF7puA&feature=player_detailpage#t=12s http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PqQGYbF7puA&feature=player_detailpage#t=12s]<br>


==Formation==
==Formation==
Player positions are not up to date.
Player positions and numbers are not up to date.
{{sq start}}
{{sq start}}
{{sq start player |no=21 |pos=GK |name= [[File:Pirate.gif]]}}
{{sq start player |no=21 |pos=GK |name= [[File:Pirate.gif]]}}
{{sq start player |no=5 |pos=CB |name= adf.ly}}
{{sq start player |no=5 |pos=CB |name= adf.ly}}
{{sq start player |no=22 |pos=CB |name= HazeStratos}}
{{sq start player |no=22 |pos=CB |name= cr#ck}}
{{sq start player |no=27 |pos=CB |name= pes*dit}}
{{sq start player |no=27 |pos=CB |name= Adam Bhatti}}
{{sq silver player |no=3 |pos=DMF |name= Master Jenkey (Captain)}}
{{sq silver player |no=3 |pos=DMF |name= Dead Jenkey (Captain)}}
{{sq silver player |no=6 |pos=DMF |name= Yair}}
{{sq silver player |no=6 |pos=DMF |name= SEXSEXSEX}}
{{sq gold player |no=20 |pos=AMF |name= [[File:Bop.gif]]}}
{{sq gold player |no=20 |pos=AMF |name= [[File:Bop.gif]]}}
{{sq start player |no=10 |pos=SS |name= TAWAPOTSITFLT}}  
{{sq start player |no=10 |pos=SS |name= Ketchup Bug}}  
{{sq start player |no=15 |pos=SS |name= 100 Days}}
{{sq start player |no=15 |pos=SS |name= Voice of Jim Beglin}}
{{sq start player |no=8 |pos=SS |name= sxsxsx}}
{{sq start player |no=8 |pos=SS |name= Jon Champion's Lovely Feet}}
{{sq gold player |no=14 |pos=CF |name= SORRY MY BAD ENGLISH}}
{{sq gold player |no=14 |pos=CF |name= SORRY MY BAD ENGLISH}}
{{sq mid}}
{{sq mid}}
{{sq player |no=1 |pos=GK |name= [[File:Worship.gif]]}}
{{sq player |no=1 |pos=CB |name= {{greentext|>>Random Questions}}}}
{{sq player |no=2 |pos=GK |name= [[File:Applause.gif]]}}
{{sq player |no=2 |pos=CB |name= WESYS}}
{{sq player |no=4 |pos=CB |name= 5MB ad}}
{{sq player |no=4 |pos=CB |name= They call me Redneck}}
{{sq player |no=28 |pos=CB |name= cr#ck}}
{{sq player |no=28 |pos=CB |name= Muh tattoos}}
{{sq player |no=11 |pos=CB |name= Master Juce}}
{{sq player |no=11 |pos=CB |name= How do I add DLC?}}
{{sq player |no=12 |pos=CB |name= >>>Random Questions}}
{{sq player |no=12 |pos=CB |name= {{greentext|No Entrance Scenes}}}}
{{sq player |no=23 |pos=CB |name= Firas Zinou}}
{{sq player |no=23 |pos=SS |name= Konami's Phone}}
{{sq player |no=24 |pos=SS |name= {{greentext|making guides}}}}
{{sq player |no=24 |pos=SS |name= {{greentext|making guides}}}}
{{sq player |no=17 |pos=SS |name= Fidel Castro}}
{{sq player |no=17 |pos=SS |name= Buying FIFA this year}}
{{sq player |no=7 |pos=SS |name= Goldora's Baby}}
{{sq player |no=7 |pos=SS |name= Fidel Castro}}
{{sq player |no=9 |pos=SS |name= Talentet Personne}}
{{sq player |no=9 |pos=SS |name= Razib}}
{{sq player |no=18 |pos=SS |name= Jon Champion}}
{{sq player |no=18 |pos=SS |name= Master Jew}}
{{sq end}}
{{sq end}}


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! Player !! Origin
! Player !! Origin
|-
|-
| [[File:Worship.gif]] ( :worship: ) || An emoticon usually spammed on Evo-Web after someone released a new tool, patch or whatever.
| [[File:Pirate.gif]] ( :pirate: ) || Another overused emoticon on Evo-Web, also the only GK /evoweb/ will ever need.
|-
|-
| adf.ly || Just visit some sites with stuff about PES and you'll know why.
| adf.ly || Just visit some sites with stuff about PES and you'll know why.
|-
|-
| 100 Days || Jenkey was dead for exactly 100 days, never forget this dark age.
| cr#ck || The word who shall not be mentioned.
|-
|-
| Goldora's Baby || Wondered why it took so long for PRO-EVO to come out? Goldora apparently is a father and has multiple children.
| Adam Bhatti || The official PES Community Manager, Twitter spammer and also known as the punching bag for everything Konami breaks.
|-
|-
| Master Jenkey || Self-explanatory.
| Dead Jenkey || RIPIP.
|-
|-
| pes*dit || Censored version of PesEdit, Evo-Web doesn't really like them.
| SEXSEXSEX || Actually sxsxsx, creater of the Blender Face and Stadium modding tools.
|-
|-
| [[File:Bop.gif]] ( :bop: ) || The most overused emoticon on Evo-Web.
| [[File:Bop.gif]] ( :bop: ) || The most overused emoticon on Evo-Web.
|-
|-
| TAWAPOTSITFLT || (That Asswipe Who Always Posts Off-Topic Stuff In The File Loader Thread)File Loader thread closed again? Probably because some idiot was spamming the thread with off-topic stuff pissing off Jenkey.
| Ketchup Bug || Remove Ketchup, it's ruining PES. Maymay version of Catch-up Bug, a stupid thing by Konami to fix throughballs in PES14, making throughballs almost impossible to pull off correctly.
|-
|-
| sxsxsx || Creator of various 3D modeling tools for PES.
| Voice of Jim Beglin || He'll always be there every game for you.
|-
|-
| HazeStratos || Evo-Web account shared by several 4cc guys.
| Jon Champion's Lovely Feet || Because he always has to mention his foot fetish every single game.
|-
|-
| SORRY MY BAD ENGLISH || A very common signature or last line in a post by several posters excusing themselves for their usually horrible English.
| SORRY MY BAD ENGLISH || A very common signature or last line in a post by several posters excusing themselves for their usually horrible English.
|-
|-
| [[File:Pirate.gif]] ( :pirate: ) || Another overused emoticon on Evo-Web.
| {{greentext|>>Random Questions}} || Have a question? Don't make a new thread and just go [http://forums.evo-web.co.uk/showthread.php?p=3022389 here], someone may know the answer.
|-
|-
| [[File:Applause.gif]] ( :applaud: ) || Another overused emoticon on Evo-Web.
| WESYS || File signature of zlib-ed files. If you have a .dds file and see this, unzlib that shit first.
|-
|-
| 5MB ad || You want to download a single kit from somewhere, the archive is 6MB and you have no idea why it is so big. That is until you open it and find out there is a fucking 5MB image ad in it.
| They call me Rednek || And when they call me dat, den I get de bass out, Everybody shock out and wine up the Rednek sound.
|-
|-
| cr#ck || Censored version of crack on Evo-Web.
| Muh tattoos || Evo-web has this person who can never shut up about his tattoos.
|-
|-
| Talentet Personne || He makes the best aesthetics in the whole PES modding community.
| How do I add DLC? || Idiot, just google it or check one of the thousand posts on this.
|-
|-
| Fidel Castro || El ataque a USA esta pronto quien se nos une viva el socialismo fuera los yankees viva fidel. (A shitposter in Jenkey's Shoutbox frozen in time)
| {{greentext|No Entrance Scenes}} || FUCKING PLEASE KONAMI, WHY DID YOU DO THIS
|-
|-
| Yair || Creator of the notorious PES AI 'fixes'.
| Konami's Phone || You'll never get this reference anyway.
|-
|-
| Master Juce || Original kitserver creator, also old mentor of Jenkey.
| {{greentext|making guides}} || Want to know how to use this new tool you just downloaded? Bad luck, no one on Evo-Web makes guides about tools they make.
|-
|-
| >>>Random Questions || Have a question? Don't make a new thread and just go [http://www.evo-web.co.uk/forums/showthread.php?t=71983 here], someone may know the answer.
| Buying FIFA this year || FUCKING KONAMI STOP MAKING PES SHIT, I'M SO DONE WITH YOU, I'M GOING TO BUY FUCKING FIFA THIS YEAR NOW
|-
|-
| Firas Zinou || A real PES aesthetic master talent.
| Fidel Castro || El ataque a USA esta pronto quien se nos une viva el socialismo fuera los yankees viva fidel. (A shitposter in Jenkey's Shoutbox that was frozen in time)
|-
|-
| {{greentext|making guides}} || Want to know how to use this new tool you just downloaded? Bad luck, no one on Evo-Web makes guides about tools they make.
| Razib || Creator of the current PES15 save editing tool.
|-
|-
| Jon Champion || Aaahhh... Intercepted.
| Master Jew || First creator of kitserver, old tutor of Jenkey and creator of the entrance scene fix in PES15.
|}
|}


Latest revision as of 08:45, 6 June 2018

/evoweb/

Note to everyone: This is a fake team.

/evoweb/
Reserved
Evoweb logo.png
/evoweb/ - Evo-Web
Founded 28 January 2014
Manager ARP & Martin Hawkins
Owner Konami Tokyo
IRL manager Tony !!YXbPlZYbUui
Team colors
Chat color 395593
Third World Blue
Top scorer >making guides / Sorry My Bad English (3)
Top assister Bop.gif / Is Jenkey Dead? (2)
Captain Dead Jenkey
Website /evoweb/ - Evo-Web
Nickname The Masters
Historic performance
W D L TOTAL EFFICIENCY
2 1 1 4 50%
GF GA GD
0 0 0
Biggest win
/twittersp/ Twittersp icon.png 1–4 Evoweb icon.png /evoweb/
23 March 2014
Biggest defeat
/admin/ Admin icon.png 7–2 Evoweb icon.png /evoweb/
23 March 2014
First match
/evoweb/ Evoweb icon.png 3–3 Twittersp icon.png /twittersp/
23 March 2014
Team music
Anthem See Music section
Goal horn See Music section
Kits


Music

Stadium entrance anthem: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wfftcYwzejg
Winning anthem: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5UiBgXiXQTc
Goalhorn (restart after every goal): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EFpRO6AAy-Y
Alternate goalhorn when Bop.gif scores: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PqQGYbF7puA&feature=player_detailpage#t=12s

Formation

Player positions and numbers are not up to date.

No. Position Player
21
  GK
Pirate.gif
5
  CB
adf.ly
22
  CB
cr#ck
27
  CB
Adam Bhatti
3
  DMF
Dead Jenkey (Captain)
6
  DMF
SEXSEXSEX
20
  AMF
Bop.gif
10
  SS
Ketchup Bug
15
  SS
Voice of Jim Beglin
8
  SS
Jon Champion's Lovely Feet
14
  CF
SORRY MY BAD ENGLISH
No. Position Player
1
  CB
>>>Random Questions
2
  CB
WESYS
4
  CB
They call me Redneck
28
  CB
Muh tattoos
11
  CB
How do I add DLC?
12
  CB
>No Entrance Scenes
23
  SS
Konami's Phone
24
  SS
>making guides
17
  SS
Buying FIFA this year
7
  SS
Fidel Castro
9
  SS
Razib
18
  SS
Master Jew
Player Origin
Pirate.gif ( :pirate: ) Another overused emoticon on Evo-Web, also the only GK /evoweb/ will ever need.
adf.ly Just visit some sites with stuff about PES and you'll know why.
cr#ck The word who shall not be mentioned.
Adam Bhatti The official PES Community Manager, Twitter spammer and also known as the punching bag for everything Konami breaks.
Dead Jenkey RIPIP.
SEXSEXSEX Actually sxsxsx, creater of the Blender Face and Stadium modding tools.
Bop.gif ( :bop: ) The most overused emoticon on Evo-Web.
Ketchup Bug Remove Ketchup, it's ruining PES. Maymay version of Catch-up Bug, a stupid thing by Konami to fix throughballs in PES14, making throughballs almost impossible to pull off correctly.
Voice of Jim Beglin He'll always be there every game for you.
Jon Champion's Lovely Feet Because he always has to mention his foot fetish every single game.
SORRY MY BAD ENGLISH A very common signature or last line in a post by several posters excusing themselves for their usually horrible English.
>>>Random Questions Have a question? Don't make a new thread and just go here, someone may know the answer.
WESYS File signature of zlib-ed files. If you have a .dds file and see this, unzlib that shit first.
They call me Rednek And when they call me dat, den I get de bass out, Everybody shock out and wine up the Rednek sound.
Muh tattoos Evo-web has this person who can never shut up about his tattoos.
How do I add DLC? Idiot, just google it or check one of the thousand posts on this.
>No Entrance Scenes FUCKING PLEASE KONAMI, WHY DID YOU DO THIS
Konami's Phone You'll never get this reference anyway.
>making guides Want to know how to use this new tool you just downloaded? Bad luck, no one on Evo-Web makes guides about tools they make.
Buying FIFA this year FUCKING KONAMI STOP MAKING PES SHIT, I'M SO DONE WITH YOU, I'M GOING TO BUY FUCKING FIFA THIS YEAR NOW
Fidel Castro El ataque a USA esta pronto quien se nos une viva el socialismo fuera los yankees viva fidel. (A shitposter in Jenkey's Shoutbox that was frozen in time)
Razib Creator of the current PES15 save editing tool.
Master Jew First creator of kitserver, old tutor of Jenkey and creator of the entrance scene fix in PES15.

Rivalries

/evoweb/ vs. /sinaweibo/
Because these were the first two Fake teams, they automatically became rivals. Their first game ended in a 6-4 win for /evoweb/.

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