User:Test Pony//evoweb/

/evoweb/

Note to everyone: This is a fake team.

/evoweb/
Reserved
/evoweb/ - Evo-Web
Founded 28 January 2014 Manager ARP & Martin Hawkins Owner Konami Tokyo IRL manager Tony !!YXbPlZYbUui Team colors Chat color 395593 Third World Blue Top scorer >making guides / Sorry My Bad English (3) Top assister / Is Jenkey Dead? (2) Captain Dead Jenkey Website /evoweb/ - Evo-Web Nickname The Masters
Historic performance
W D L TOTAL EFFICIENCY 2 1 1 4 50%
GF GA GD 0 0 0
Biggest win /twittersp/  1–4  /evoweb/ 23 March 2014 Biggest defeat /admin/  7–2  /evoweb/ 23 March 2014 First match /evoweb/  3–3  /twittersp/ 23 March 2014
Team music
Anthem See Music section Goal horn See Music section
Kits

Music

Stadium entrance anthem: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wfftcYwzejg
Winning anthem: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5UiBgXiXQTc
Goalhorn (restart after every goal): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EFpRO6AAy-Y
Alternate goalhorn when scores: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PqQGYbF7puA&feature=player_detailpage#t=12s

Formation

Player positions and numbers are not up to date.

No. Position Player 21   GK 5   CB adf.ly 22   CB cr#ck 27   CB Adam Bhatti 3   DMF Dead Jenkey (Captain) 6   DMF SEXSEXSEX 20   AMF 10   SS Ketchup Bug 15   SS Voice of Jim Beglin 8   SS Jon Champion's Lovely Feet 14   CF SORRY MY BAD ENGLISH

No. Position Player 1   CB >>>Random Questions 2   CB WESYS 4   CB They call me Redneck 28   CB Muh tattoos 11   CB How do I add DLC? 12   CB >No Entrance Scenes 23   SS Konami's Phone 24   SS >making guides 17   SS Buying FIFA this year 7   SS Fidel Castro 9   SS Razib 18   SS Master Jew

Player	Origin
( :pirate: )	Another overused emoticon on Evo-Web, also the only GK /evoweb/ will ever need.
adf.ly	Just visit some sites with stuff about PES and you'll know why.
cr#ck	The word who shall not be mentioned.
Adam Bhatti	The official PES Community Manager, Twitter spammer and also known as the punching bag for everything Konami breaks.
Dead Jenkey	RIPIP.
SEXSEXSEX	Actually sxsxsx, creater of the Blender Face and Stadium modding tools.
( :bop: )	The most overused emoticon on Evo-Web.
Ketchup Bug	Remove Ketchup, it's ruining PES. Maymay version of Catch-up Bug, a stupid thing by Konami to fix throughballs in PES14, making throughballs almost impossible to pull off correctly.
Voice of Jim Beglin	He'll always be there every game for you.
Jon Champion's Lovely Feet	Because he always has to mention his foot fetish every single game.
SORRY MY BAD ENGLISH	A very common signature or last line in a post by several posters excusing themselves for their usually horrible English.
>>>Random Questions	Have a question? Don't make a new thread and just go here, someone may know the answer.
WESYS	File signature of zlib-ed files. If you have a .dds file and see this, unzlib that shit first.
They call me Rednek	And when they call me dat, den I get de bass out, Everybody shock out and wine up the Rednek sound.
Muh tattoos	Evo-web has this person who can never shut up about his tattoos.
How do I add DLC?	Idiot, just google it or check one of the thousand posts on this.
>No Entrance Scenes	FUCKING PLEASE KONAMI, WHY DID YOU DO THIS
Konami's Phone	You'll never get this reference anyway.
>making guides	Want to know how to use this new tool you just downloaded? Bad luck, no one on Evo-Web makes guides about tools they make.
Buying FIFA this year	FUCKING KONAMI STOP MAKING PES SHIT, I'M SO DONE WITH YOU, I'M GOING TO BUY FUCKING FIFA THIS YEAR NOW
Fidel Castro	El ataque a USA esta pronto quien se nos une viva el socialismo fuera los yankees viva fidel. (A shitposter in Jenkey's Shoutbox that was frozen in time)
Razib	Creator of the current PES15 save editing tool.
Master Jew	First creator of kitserver, old tutor of Jenkey and creator of the entrance scene fix in PES15.

Rivalries

/evoweb/ vs. /sinaweibo/
Because these were the first two Fake teams, they automatically became rivals. Their first game ended in a 6-4 win for /evoweb/.