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| width="80%" align="justify" style="font-size: 90%;" | Creatures of the woods that [[:/an/]] are, even they were not prepared—for who possibly could be?— to challenge the undisputed king of the food chain—actual striker '''Shia LaBeouf''' himself! Except he isn't actually a striker: he's part of /fa/'s deep line of center-back benchers. But when /fa/ | | width="80%" align="justify" style="font-size: 90%;" | Creatures of the woods that [[:/an/]] are, even they were not prepared—for who possibly could be?— to challenge the undisputed king of the food chain—actual striker '''Shia LaBeouf''' himself! Except he isn't actually a striker: he's part of /fa/'s deep line of center-back benchers. But when /fa/ silver striker Fuccboi found himself suspended in advance of a critical match to determine /fa/'s Elite Cup fate, Shia's predatory instincts awakened, a stroke of fortune not unnoticed by /fa/ management, who, seeing the potential, positioned him as their impromptu replacement forward. To be sure, it was a strategy that drew the mostly unconvinced gazes of Cup viewers—until Shia LaBeouf gave his critics a SHIA SURPRISE by scoring a brace to keep /fa/ afloat. Though /fa/ will, in three months, yet see [[:2018 4chan Autumn Babby Cup|Autumn]], it was Shia's heroic effort that made their survival, for a time, a genuine possibility. | ||
Or, actually, I shouldn't say heroic effort. It was probably just a normal | Or, actually, I shouldn't say heroic effort. It was probably just a normal Saturday night for Shia LaBeouf. | ||
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Revision as of 05:56, 15 August 2018
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Shia LaBeouf  /fa/
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| Build: 175cm, 80kg | ||
| Player Skills: S18, S22, S28 | ||
| Playing Style: Build Up | ||
| Creatures of the woods that /an/ are, even they were not prepared—for who possibly could be?— to challenge the undisputed king of the food chain—actual striker Shia LaBeouf himself! Except he isn't actually a striker: he's part of /fa/'s deep line of center-back benchers. But when /fa/ silver striker Fuccboi found himself suspended in advance of a critical match to determine /fa/'s Elite Cup fate, Shia's predatory instincts awakened, a stroke of fortune not unnoticed by /fa/ management, who, seeing the potential, positioned him as their impromptu replacement forward. To be sure, it was a strategy that drew the mostly unconvinced gazes of Cup viewers—until Shia LaBeouf gave his critics a SHIA SURPRISE by scoring a brace to keep /fa/ afloat. Though /fa/ will, in three months, yet see Autumn, it was Shia's heroic effort that made their survival, for a time, a genuine possibility.
Or, actually, I shouldn't say heroic effort. It was probably just a normal Saturday night for Shia LaBeouf. |