User:Labcoat//fed/

/fed/
Ex astris, scientia
/fed/ - The United Federation of Planets
Founded 2161 Manager Thomas Vanderbilt Owner The Stars Around Us IRL manager Lab Coat !!xjloyu2m+mY Designated Redshirt OGRO !NiCRiggEdU Team colors Chat color 0018A8 Space Blue Top scorer Jean-Luc Picard (2) Top assister Benjamin Sisko (2) Captain Jean-Luc Picard Website /fed/ - The United Federation of Planets Nickname The Federation
Historic performance
W D L TOTAL EFFICIENCY 2 0 2 4 50%
GF GA GD 5 8 -3
Biggest win /ita/  1–2  /fed/ August 26, 2018 Biggest defeat /usa/  4–1  /fed/ September 1, 2018 First match /rome/  3–1  /fed/ August 25, 2018
Team music
Anthem Anthem of The United Federation of Planets Victory Anthem Star Trek Meets Metal Victory Anthem If Picard is MoTM The Picard Song Goal horn Star Trek: The Next Generation/First Contact Metal Cover Benjamin Sisko Star Trek: Deep Space Nine (Theme) - Metal Cover Kathryn Janeway Star Trek: Voyager Theme - Metal Cover Not Communism Soviet Union Anthem Jean-Luc Picard 2+ Goals Picard Song (Earl Grey Hot Mix) Remix
Kits

No. Position Player 1   GK Space Jews 12 Discount Romulans 11 Fuck The Romulans 99 STDs 32 Fuck Off Q 3 Cucked Klingon 56 Jonathan Archer 8 Kathryn Janeway 3 James T. Kirk 30 Benjamin Sisko 70 Jean-Luc Picard

No. Position Player 69   GK For "Science" 31 Dukat Did EVERYTHING Wrong 33 Not Communist 12 >Econmic Utopia 78 Spock 4 Mentally Challenged Aliens 88 Holodeck Porn 11 Starslaves 40 Autistic Android 15 Red Shirts 42 Photon Torpedos 2 B O R G

Matches

Date	Opponent	Competition	Result	Scorers
August 25, 2018	/rome/	Multinational Bowl 3 Group F	3-1 L	10' James T. Kirk
August 26, 2018	/ita/	Multinational Bowl 3 Group F	1-2 W	10' Jean-Luc Picard  22' Fuck Off Q
August 31, 2018	/ireland/	Multinational Bowl 3 Group F	1-0 W	85' Jean-Luc Picard
September 1, 2018	/usa/	Multinational Bowl 3 Round Of 16	4-1 L	58' Jonathan Archer

Statistics

Goals

Player	Goals
Jean-Luc Picard	2
Fuck Off Q	1
James T. Kirk	1
Jonathan Archer	1

MoTM

Player	MoTMs
Jean-Luc Picard	1
Fuck Off Q	1

Saves

Keeper	Saves
Space Jews	10

Assists

Player	Assists
Benjamin Sisko	2
James T. Kirk	1

Roster

Number	Picture	Position	Name	Description
1		Goal Keeper	Space Jews	"Oy vey goyim, A suit of the finest Andorian silk? A ring of pure Surax? A complete set of Tanesh pottery? How about a latinum plated bucket to sleep in?"
2		TBD	Discount Romulans	"Romulans but they do nothing wrong"
3		TBD	Fuck The Romulans	FUCK THE ROMULANS
4		TBD	STDs	Same thing honestly
5		TBD	Fuck Off Q	Player wasn't originally on the roster, but Q decided to come in a fuck with Picard any way
6		TBD	Cucked Klingon	Delay that order lieutenant
7		TBD	Jonathan Archer	If he were the actually captain of the team, half the players wouldn't even make it to the end of the match
8		TBD	Cathryn Janeway	Fuck the Prime Directive, unless the plot needs us not too
9		TBD	James T. Kirk	KAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHN
10		TBD	Benjamin Sisko	Only now figured out this wasn't baseball
11		TBD	John-Luc Picard	Tea Earl Grey Hot