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{{sq start player |no=12|pos= |name=Fucking Cardassian Niggers Fucking My Federation Up}}
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{{sq start player |no=3|pos= |name=Cucked Klingon}}
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{{sq player |no=31 |pos= |name=Dukat Did EVERYTHING Wrong}}
{{sq player |no=33 |pos= |name=Not Communist}}
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{{sq player |no=40 |pos= |name=Autistic Android}}
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{{sq player |no=15 |pos=|name=Red Shirts}}
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==Special Christmas Stuff==
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xteKObnaA2c Christmas Anthem/Picard Special Alt/Victory Anthem]<br>
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4cCTgRax94o Christmas Goalhorn]<br>
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vmrMuwcpKkY Janeway Special Alt] <br>
[[File:Picard christmas.jpg]]


==Matches==
==Matches==
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| [[File:FED Discount Romulans.jpg|100px]]
| [[File:FED Discount Romulans.jpg|100px]]
| TBD
| TBD
| Discount Romulans
| Fucking Cardassian Niggers Fucking My Federation Up
| "Romulans but they do nothing wrong"  
| "FUCK DUKAT"  
|-
|-
|-bgcolor="C3D69B"
|-bgcolor="C3D69B"
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| [[File:FED STDs.jpg|100px]]
| [[File:FED STDs.jpg|100px]]
| TBD
| TBD
| STDs
| Discovery Still Isn't Canon
| Same thing honestly
| Disconiggers begon
|-
|-
|-bgcolor="C3D69B"
|-bgcolor="C3D69B"
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|[[File:FED Fuck Off Q.jpg|100px]]
|[[File:FED Fuck Off Q.jpg|100px]]
| TBD
| TBD
| Fuck Off Q
| Eternal Space Shitposter
| Player wasn't originally on the roster, but Q decided to come in a fuck with Picard any way
| Here to fuck this up, but get away with it in the end because he's basically god
|-
|-
|-bgcolor="C3D69B"
|-bgcolor="C3D69B"
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| TBD
| TBD
| Jonathan Archer
| Jonathan Archer
| If he were the actually captain of the team, half the players wouldn't even make it to the end of the match
| The Dog Can't Have Any More Cheese
|-
|-
|-bgcolor="C0C0C0"
|-bgcolor="C0C0C0"
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| TBD
| TBD
| Kathryn Janeway
| Kathryn Janeway
| Fuck the Prime Directive, unless the plot needs us not too
| Exterminate Tuvix
|-
|-
|-bgcolor="8C7853"
|-bgcolor="8C7853"
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| TBD
| TBD
| James T. Kirk
| James T. Kirk
| The Space Chad
| He Already Fucked The Alien
|-
|-
|-bgcolor="C0C0C0"
|-bgcolor="C0C0C0"
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| TBD
| TBD
| Benjamin Sisko
| Benjamin Sisko
| Only now figured out this wasn't baseball
| Loves Baseball and Warcrimes
|-
|-
|-bgcolor="EDDA74"
|-bgcolor="EDDA74"
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| TBD
| TBD
| Jean-Luc Picard
| Jean-Luc Picard
| Tea <br> Earl Grey <br> Hot
| <big> Tea <br> Earl Grey <br> Hot </big>
|-
| 12
| [[File:Dubsminion.png|100px]]
| TBD
| The Dubsminion Fails Agian
| The Dubsminion has endured for 2,000 /trek/ threads and will continue to fail long after It's gone
|-
| 13
| [[File:DukatdidEVERYthingwrong.png|100px]]
| TBD
| Dukat Did EVERYTHING Wrong
| Fuck this SMUG shitlord
|-
| 14
| [[File:Warcrimes.gif|100px]]
| TBD
| It's Not Warcrimes If You're The Good Guys
| May Sisko's Warcrimes NEVER be brought up again
|-
| 15
| [[File:Economicutopia.jpg|100px]]
| TBD
| {{greentext|Econmic Utopia}}
| I can't believe the ferengi would do such a thing!
|-
| 16
| [[File:Logicvulcanman.png|100px]]
| TBD
| Logic Vulcan Man
| "dont be a shit captain"
|-
| 17
| [[File:Shipwontgo.jpg|100px]]
| TBD
| Mentally Challenged Aliens
| ship wont go
|-
| 18
| [[File:Itstillcounts.jpg|100px]]
| TBD
| It Still Counts
| IT <br> STILL <br> COUNTS
|-
| 19
| [[File:3tittyaliens.png|100px]]
| TBD
| 3 Titty Aliens
| You Ok Rick Bermann?
|-
| 20
| [[File:Autisticandroid.png|100px]]
| TBD
| Autistic Android
| <big> <big> <big> That's Enough Data </big> </big> </big>
|-
| 21
| [[File:Redshirts.jpg|100px]]
| TBD
| Red Shirts
| Can't Believe The People In Command Die More!
|-
| 22
| [[File:Primedirective.png|100px]]
| TBD
| The Prime Directive Doesn't Matter
| the council said so
|-
| 23
| [[File:Soullessbadguys.jpg|100px]]
| TBD
| Soulless Space Badguys
| We're bad please fear us
|-
|}
|}
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==Cup Placement==
==Cup Placement==
<b> Multinational Bowl 3: </b> 14th
<b> Multinational Bowl 3: </b> 14th
<br><b> Divegrass Before Christmas: </b> TBD
<br><b> Divegrass Before Christmas: </b> T-14th
{{Navbox Multinational Bowl}}
{{Navbox Multinational Bowl}}

Revision as of 02:53, 3 March 2019

/fed/
Ex astris, scientia
Fed logo.png
/fed/ - The United Federation of Planets
Founded 2161
Manager Thomas Vanderbilt
Owner The Stars Around Us
IRL manager Lab Coat !!xjloyu2m+mY

Designated Redshirt OGRO !NiCRiggEdU

Team colors
Chat color 0018A8
Space Blue
Top scorer Jean-Luc Picard (3)
Top assister Benjamin Sisko (3)
Captain Jean-Luc Picard
Website /fed/ - The United Federation of Planets
Nickname The Federation
Historic performance
W D L TOTAL EFFICIENCY
3 2 3 8 37.5%
GF GA GD
11 15 -4
Biggest win
/ita/ Ita icon.png 1–2 Fed icon.png /fed/
August 26, 2018
Biggest defeat
/usa/ Usa icon.png 4–1 Fed icon.png /fed/
September 1, 2018
First match
/rome/ Rome icon.png 3–1 Fed icon.png /fed/
August 25, 2018
Team music
Anthem Anthem of The United Federation of Planets
Victory Anthem Star Trek Meets Metal
Victory Anthem If Picard is MoTM The Picard Song
Archer Is Redeemed Victory Horn IVE GOT FAITH OF THE HEART

Goal horn Star Trek: The Next Generation/First Contact Metal Cover
Benjamin Sisko Star Trek: Deep Space Nine (Theme) - Metal Cover
Kathryn Janeway Star Trek: Voyager Theme - Metal Cover
Not Communism Soviet Union Anthem
Jean-Luc Picard 2+ Goals Picard Song (Earl Grey Hot Mix) Remix
James T. Kirk Shatner Of The Mount
Jonathan Archer ITS BEEN A LONG ROAD
Kits


No. Position Player
1
  GK
Space Jews
12 Fucking Cardassian Niggers Fucking My Federation Up
11 Fuck The Romulans
99 Discovery Still Isn't Canon
32 Eternal Space Shitposter
3 Cucked Klingon
56 Punished Jonathan Archer
8 Kathryn Janeway
3 James T. Kirk
30 Benjamin Sisko
70 Jean-Luc PicardCaptain
No. Position Player
69
  GK
The Dubsminion Fails Again
31 Dukat Did EVERYTHING Wrong
33 It's Not Warcrimes If You're The Good Guys
12 >Econmic Utopia
78 Logic Vulcan Man
4 Mentally Challenged Aliens
88 It Still Counts
11 3 Titty Aliens
40 Autistic Android
15 Red Shirts
42 The Prime Directive Doesn't Matter
2 Soulless Space Badguys

Matches

Date Opponent Competition Result Scorers
August 25, 2018 Rome icon.png /rome/ Multinational Bowl 3
Group F
3-1 L Goal 10' James T. Kirk
August 26, 2018 Ita icon.png /ita/ Multinational Bowl 3
Group F
1-2 W Goal 10' Jean-Luc Picard
Goal 22' Fuck Off Q
August 31, 2018 Ireland icon.png /ireland/ Multinational Bowl 3
Group F
1-0 W Goal 85' Jean-Luc Picard
September 1, 2018 Usa icon.png /usa/ Multinational Bowl 3
Round Of 16
4-1 L Goal 58' Jonathan Archer
December 18, 2018 Fallout icon.png /fallout/ Divegrass Before Christmas
Group G
0-0 D
December 19, 2018 Tdc icon.png /tdc/ Divegrass Before Christmas
Group G
1-0 W Goal 89' Fuck The Romulans
December 21, 2018 Lwa icon.png /lwa/ Divegrass Before Christmas
Group G
3-3 Goal 45+0' John-Luc Picard
Goal 67' STDs
Goal 90+1' Jonathan Archer
December 22, 2018 Cbj icon.png /cbj/ Divegrass Before Christmas
Round Of 16
2-4 Goal 37'62' Benjamin Sisko

Export Stuff

Export: Evasive Maneuver Pattern Delta 5
Aesthetics:The Picard Maneuver (Fixed)
Music: Here's to the Finest Crew in Starfleet
Pastebin: Proper Earl Grey Instructions Serious Tactical Maneuvers

Statistics

Goals

Player Goals
Jean-Luc Picard 3
Jonathan Archer 2
Benjamin Sisko 2
Fuck Off Q 1
James T. Kirk 1
Fuck The Romulans 1
STDs 1

MoTM

Player MoTMs
Jean-Luc Picard 1
Fuck Off Q 1
Fuck The Romulans 1

Saves

Keeper Saves
Space Jews 25

Assists

Player Assists
Benjamin Sisko 3
James T. Kirk 1
Jonathan Archer 1

Roster

Number Picture Position Name Description
1 FED Space Jews.jpg Goal Keeper Space Jews "Oy vey goyim, A suit of the finest Andorian silk? A ring of pure Surax? A complete set of Tanesh pottery? How about a latinum plated bucket to sleep in?"
2 FED Discount Romulans.jpg TBD Fucking Cardassian Niggers Fucking My Federation Up "FUCK DUKAT"
3 FED Fuck The Romulans.jpg TBD Fuck The Romulans FUCK
THE
ROMULANS
4 FED STDs.jpg TBD Discovery Still Isn't Canon Disconiggers begon
5 FED Fuck Off Q.jpg TBD Eternal Space Shitposter Here to fuck this up, but get away with it in the end because he's basically god
6 FED Cucked Klingon.png TBD Cucked Klingon Delay that order lieutenant
BUT SIR
7 FED Jonathan Archer.jpg TBD Jonathan Archer The Dog Can't Have Any More Cheese
8 FED Cathryn Janeway.jpg TBD Kathryn Janeway Exterminate Tuvix
9 FED James T Kirk.jpg TBD James T. Kirk He Already Fucked The Alien
10 FED Benjamin Sisko.jpg TBD Benjamin Sisko Loves Baseball and Warcrimes
11 FED Star Trek Picard.jpg TBD Jean-Luc Picard Tea
Earl Grey
Hot
12 Dubsminion.png TBD The Dubsminion Fails Agian The Dubsminion has endured for 2,000 /trek/ threads and will continue to fail long after It's gone
13 DukatdidEVERYthingwrong.png TBD Dukat Did EVERYTHING Wrong Fuck this SMUG shitlord
14 Warcrimes.gif TBD It's Not Warcrimes If You're The Good Guys May Sisko's Warcrimes NEVER be brought up again
15 Economicutopia.jpg TBD >Econmic Utopia I can't believe the ferengi would do such a thing!
16 Logicvulcanman.png TBD Logic Vulcan Man "dont be a shit captain"
17 Shipwontgo.jpg TBD Mentally Challenged Aliens ship wont go
18 Itstillcounts.jpg TBD It Still Counts IT
STILL
COUNTS
19 3tittyaliens.png TBD 3 Titty Aliens You Ok Rick Bermann?
20 Autisticandroid.png TBD Autistic Android That's Enough Data
21 Redshirts.jpg TBD Red Shirts Can't Believe The People In Command Die More!
22 Primedirective.png TBD The Prime Directive Doesn't Matter the council said so
23 Soullessbadguys.jpg TBD Soulless Space Badguys We're bad please fear us


Cup Placement

Multinational Bowl 3: 14th
Divegrass Before Christmas: T-14th