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Revision as of 10:24, 17 March 2019
LODS OF EMONE
Manager for /tf2g/ in the /vg/ league
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Roster
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| Player | Description |
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| >Finnish Goaltending | Mikko Koskinen |
| Twelve Years Of Bad Management | Bad decisions galore |
| GOAT Coffey | Coffey > Orr fuck you |
| >No Defense | Almost no notable D-men since Chris Pronger |
| Swedish Defense | Klefbom and Larsson baybee |
| Chris Pronger's Contract | If he won't come back then I can at least have his contract /abandonment issues |
| Oilers Won The Trade | Thank you New Jersey Devils |
| Male Nurse | Darnell please pan out |
| McJesus | Our lord and saviour |
| THE FINAL SOLUTION | Based Leon Draisaitl |
| Poolparty | BULJU :-DDD (thank you Columbus for passing on him) |
| Sucks At Hockey | Drew Doughty to Patrick Maroon: "Wow, you suck at hockey bud. How long have you been playing?" |
| L O O C H | AKA the guy everyone hates unless he plays for their team |
| Patrik Stefan Empty Net Apology | CAN YOU BELIEVE WHAT WE JUST SAW |
| Pre-Cocaine Jarret Stoll | Before he went to LA |
| Ryan Smyth's Mullet | 2nd in majesty only to Jagr |
| Prospect Graveyard | Where careers go to die |
| The Nuge | NUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGE |
| Yung Drake | Caggiula the college kid |
| THE DREAM OF '06 | What if Roloson never got hurt... |
| Sucks At Hockey | Drew Doughty to Patrick Maroon: "Wow, you suck at hockey, buddy. How long have you been playing?" |
| Kris Russell own goal | J U S T |
| Fire Chiarelli | Before he fucks up my team even further |
Awards
| Player | Award - Season |
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| McJesus | Hart Memorial Trophy (MVP) - /hoc/ League 2017 |
| McJesus | Rocket Richard (Most Goals) - /hoc/ League 2017 |
Match History
| Date | Opponent | Competition | Result | Scorers |
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| 15 September 2017 |  /mild/
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/hoc/ League 2017
Regular Season |
0-1 L | |
| 22 September 2017 |  /broons/
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/hoc/ League 2017
Regular Season |
3-4 L |  57', 63', 90+3' McJesus
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| 29 September 2017 |  /ncaah/
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/hoc/ League 2017
Regular Season |
4-0 W | 50' Poolparty 58' McJesus 80' L O O C H 82' The Final Solution
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| 6 October 2017 | /stors/ 
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/hoc/ League 2017
Regular Season |
2-4 W | 22', 35' McJesus 62', 82' The Final Solution
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| 13 October 2017 |  /rags/
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/hoc/ League 2017
Regular Season |
3-5 L | 6' Poolparty 11' L O O C H 14' McJesus
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| 20 October 2017 | /drw/ 
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/hoc/ League 2017
Regular Season |
2-0 L | |
| 20 October 2017 | /mild/
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/hoc/ League 2017
Regular Season |
0-4 W | 10', 87' McJesus 45+1' Poolparty 68' The Final Solution
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| 17 November 2017 | /snes/ 
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/hoc/ League 2017
Regular Season |
0-2 W | 45+1' Poolparty 73' Sucks At Hockey
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| 15 December 2017 | /stors/
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/hoc/ League 2017
Regular Season |
0-2 L | |
| 15 December 2017 | /ncaah/
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/hoc/ League 2017
Regular Season |
0-4 W | 25', 84' McJesus 31' The Final Solution 90+3' Poolparty
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| 22 December 2017 | /stors/
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/hoc/ League 2017
Playoffs - Semi-Finals |
0-1 L | |
| 22 December 2017 | /stors/
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/hoc/ League 2017
Playoffs - Semi-Finals |
2-3 W (a.e.t.) | 20' Poolparty 36' The Final Solution 92' McJesus
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| 22 December 2017 | /stors/
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/hoc/ League 2017
Playoffs - Semi-Finals |
1-3 L | 88' The Final Solution
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| January 19, 2019 |  /copalib/
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 /sp/erb Owl 2019
Group Stage |
0-1 L | |
| January 20, 2019 |  /isles/
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/sp/erb Owl 2019
Group Stage |
3-1 W | 13' PoolParty 45+1' L O O C H 69' McJesus
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| January 25, 2019 | /trb/ 
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/sp/erb Owl 2019
Group Stage |
2-3 W | 8', 57' McJesus 85' The Final Solution
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| January 26, 2019 | /ncaah/
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/sp/erb Owl 2019
Playoff Round |
1-2 W | 13' The Final Solution 90+5' McJesus
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| January 27, 2019 |  /SuperGT/
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/sp/erb Owl 2019
Quarterfinals |
0-4 L |