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|irl= {{Anonymous|t. Winky|}}
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|captain = Dunkin Donuts
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|lose_score_home=St. Albans
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|first_home=ne
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|first_date=July 4th, 1776
|hex=CC0000
|hex=CC0000
|color=Red Sox Red
|color=Red Sox Red
|anthem=youtu.be/wpZ3jPMM5Ac?t=23
|anthem=youtu.be/3jRnL6fRdcc?t=29
|a_title= Battle Hymn of the Republic AKA We won the Civil War git fucked southerners.
|a_title= Battle Hymn of the Republic AKA We won the Civil War git fucked southerners.
|horn=youtu.be/jR4tTQVjHUI?t=80
|horn=youtu.be/jR4tTQVjHUI?t=80
|gh_title=Dropkick Murphys - Tessie
|gh_title=Dropkick Murphys - Tessie
|althorn1=www.youtube.com/watch?v=NsxcZol_FEE
|althorn1=www.youtube.com/watch?v=PTU2He2BIc0
|altgh1_title=Dropkick Murphys - I'm Shipping Up To Boston
|altgh1_title=Tea Partay
|altgh1_what=Bahston
|altgh1_what=WASP
|althorn2=www.youtube.com/watch?v=7UE_I45GPQM
|althorn2=www.youtube.com/watch?v=vBg2c-vId64
|altgh2_title=Ballad of the Green Mountaineers
|altgh2_title=Bern it Up
|altgh2_what=Ethan Allen
|altgh2_what=Bernie would have won
|althorn3=www.youtube.com/watch?v=TJtiepwpKFw
|althorn3=www.youtube.com/watch?v=8AqhEXXNqNs
|altgh3_title=BRASS BONANZA
|altgh3_title=BRASS BONANZA
|altgh3_what=Hartford Whalers/College Hockey
|altgh3_what=Hartford Whalers/College Hockey
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==Roster==
==Roster==
{{sq start}}
{{sq start}}
{{sq start player |no=#  |pos=GK |name=The Lake }}
{{sq start player |no=#  |pos=GK |name=Saint Brady }}
{{sq start  player |no=# |pos=LB |name=Yale }}
{{sq start  player |no=# |pos=LB |name=Yale }}
{{sq start player |no=#  |pos=CB |name= The Big Dig}}
{{sq start player |no=#  |pos=CB |name= The Big Dig}}
{{sq start player |no=# |pos=CB |name=Rhode Island is (not)a real state }}
{{sq start player |no=# |pos=CB |name=Rhode Island is (not)a real state }}
{{sq start player |no=#  |pos=RB |name=Harvard }}
{{sq start player |no=#  |pos=RB |name=Harvard }}
{{sq silver player |no=#  |pos=CMF |name=L. L. Bean }}
{{sq bronze player |no=#  |pos=DMF |name=L. L. Bean }}
{{sq silver player |no=# |pos=CMF |name=Dunkin Donuts }}
{{sq bronze player |no=# |pos=DMF |name=Dunkin Donuts }}
{{sq gold player |no=# |pos=AMF|name=WASP }}
{{sq silver player |no=# |pos=CMF|name=USS Constitution }}
{{sq start player |no=# |pos=SS |name=Ethan Allen }}
{{sq gold player |no=# |pos=AMF|name= Bahston}}
{{sq start player |no=# |pos=SS|name=Massachusetts Imperialism }}
{{sq start player |no=# |pos=SS |name=Bernie Would Have Won}}
{{sq gold player |no=# |pos=CF |name=Bahston }}
{{sq silver player |no=# |pos=CF |name=WASP }}


{{sq mid}}
{{sq mid}}
{{sq player |no=#  |pos=GK |name=Springfield }}
{{sq player |no=#  |pos=GK |name=Florida }}
{{sq player |no=# |pos=CB |name=Clam Chowder }}
{{sq player |no=# |pos=CB |name=Clam Chowder }}
{{sq player |no=#  |pos=CB |name=White License Plate }}
{{sq player |no=#  |pos=CB |name=Lobstah }}
{{sq player |no=# |pos=CB |name=Wicked }}
{{sq player |no=# |pos=CB |name=Wicked }}
{{sq player |no=# |pos=CB |name=The Kennedys }}
{{sq player |no=# |pos=CB |name=The Kennedys }}
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{{sq player |no=#  |pos=RB |name=Martha's Vineyard }}
{{sq player |no=#  |pos=RB |name=Martha's Vineyard }}
{{sq player |no=# |pos=SS |name=Nor'easter }}
{{sq player |no=# |pos=SS |name=Nor'easter }}
{{sq player |no=#  |pos=SS |name=Tax Free Zone }}
{{sq player |no=#  |pos=SS |name=Moxie }}
{{sq player |no=# |pos=SS |name=Hartford Whalers }}
{{sq player |no=# |pos=SS |name=Hartford Whalers }}
{{sq player |no=# |pos=SS |name=College Hockey }}
{{sq player |no=# |pos=SS |name=College Hockey }}
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| L. L. Bean || Literally the only place anyone outside of Boston gets clothes from.  Sturdy boots and comfortable flannel.
| L. L. Bean || Literally the only place anyone outside of Boston gets clothes from.  Sturdy boots and comfortable flannel.
|-
|-
| The Lake || It's not a Great Lake, but we think it's pretty great.  It serves as a natural barrier to the uncivilized peoples to the west.
| Saint Brady || THE G.O.A.T.  <br>Who's deflated now, Goodell?
|-
|-
| Springfield || Springfield will kill any attackers that get too close to the goal...and any of his own teammates too.
| Florida || A colony set up by New England to store their old people.
|-
|-
| Yale || It's OK, no one will notice you didn't get into Harvard, really!
| Yale || It's OK, no one will notice you didn't get into Harvard, really!
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| Harvard || The GOAT University
| Harvard || The GOAT University
|-
|-
| Ethan Allen || The drunken revolutionary who won the USA's first victory against England, by raiding the barely manned Fort Ticonderoga for its booze.  He and his men then trashed the fort in a drunken rage when troops from Massachusetts showed up and asked them to actually do work.
| Bernie would have won || "IT'S JUST TRUMP WHAT COULD POSSIBLY GO WRONG?"
|-
|-
| Massachusetts Imperialism || People in the rest of New England complain about Massachusetts on a daily basis.  People in Massachusetts barely remember New England has other states.
| USS Constitution|| Old Ironsides, the oldest ship in service anywhere in the World.(No Britain, HMS Victory doesn't count it's not even afloat)
|-
|-
| Clam Chowder || If you put tomatoes in it we'll shiv you.
| Clam Chowder || If you put tomatoes in it we'll shiv you.
|-
|-
| White License Plate || It's either a Masshole who might accidentally run you over, a Quebecois who might run you over on purpose, or if you're lucky, just the police.
| Lobstah || Best enjoyed on a roll
|-
|-
| Wicked || Slang for "awesome"
| Wicked || Slang for "awesome"
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| Maple Syrup  || That "Maple Flavored" Syrup they sell in the rest of the country is disgusting, how does anyone eat that?
| Maple Syrup  || That "Maple Flavored" Syrup they sell in the rest of the country is disgusting, how does anyone eat that?
|-
|-
| Tax Free Zone  || New Hampshire has no sales tax.  99% of all items over $1000 are purchased there.
| Moxie || The national drink of New Hampshire.  Depending on who you ask it either tastes like pure joy or raw sewage.
|-
|-
| Hartford Whalers || Everyone's 2nd favorite Hockey team until they died in 1997 [BRASS BONANZA INTENSIFIES]
| Hartford Whalers || Everyone's 2nd favorite Hockey team until they died in 1997 [BRASS BONANZA INTENSIFIES]
|-
|-
| College Hockey || It's a big fucking deal man.  College Basketball?  Who even watches that trash?
| College Hockey || It's a big fucking deal, man.  College Basketball?  Who even watches that trash?
|-
|-
|Martha's Vineyard || The only place nice enough for the President of the United States' permanent vacation home.
| Martha's Vineyard || The President of the United States' permanent vacation home.
|-
|-
|}
|}
==Export for AGL2==
https://www.mediafire.com/file/bsc1ryjnnnrugir/NE%20Export%28AGL%29.rar <br>
Please put us on preset 2 with subs by ability.  At 65' sub whoever the fuck you want who isn't a medal.
==Match History==
{| class="wikitable" width=65%
|-
!style="background:#EB4433;color:#FFFFFF"| Date
!style="background:#EB4433;color:#FFFFFF"| Opponent
!style="background:#EB4433;color:#FFFFFF"| Competition
!style="background:#EB4433;color:#FFFFFF"| Result
!style="background:#EB4433;color:#FFFFFF"| Scorers
|-bgcolor='ccffcc'
| 2 September 2016
|{{team away|ARS}}
|align=center|[[Multinational Bowl 1#Group C|Multinational Bowl 1]]
|align=center|4-2 W
|<small> {{goal|43}} Bahston<br>{{goal|45+2}} WASP<br>{{goal|52||84}} Hartford Whalers
|-bgcolor='ffffcc'
| 4 September 2016
|{{team away|usa}}
|align=center|[[Multinational Bowl 1#Group C|Multinational Bowl 1]]
|align=center|4-4 D
|<small> {{goal|45+3}} Tax Free Zone<br>{{goal|58}} Bahston<br>{{goal|84}} College Hockey<br>{{goal|86}} WASP
|-bgcolor='ffffcc'
| 9 September 2016
|{{team away|tsab}}
|align=center|[[Multinational Bowl 1#Group C|Multinational Bowl 1]]
|align=center|3-3 D
|<small> {{goal|28}} Bahston<br>{{goal|37}} Nor'Easter<br>{{goal|53}} Tax Free Zone
|-bgcolor='ccffcc'
| 10 September 2016
|{{team away|ussr}}
|align=center|[[Multinational Bowl 1#Group C|Multinational Bowl 1]]
|align=center|3-2 W
|<small> {{goal|8||48}} Bahston<br>{{goal|40}} WASP
|-bgcolor='ccffcc'
| 11 September 2016
|{{team away|sco}}
|align=center|[[Multinational Bowl 1#Quarterfinals|Multinational Bowl 1]]
|align=center|7-3 W
|<small> {{goal|3||12||37||58}} Bahston<br>{{goal|42}} Tax Free Zone<br>{{goal|51}} Nor'Easter<br>{{goal|85}} WASP
|-bgcolor='ccffcc'
| 11 September 2016
|{{team away|tsab}}
|align=center|[[Multinational Bowl 1#Semifinals|Multinational Bowl 1]]
|align=center|4-3 W
|<small> {{goal|16}} Bahston<br>{{goal|24||88}} Massachusetts Imperialism<br>{{goal|45}} WASP
|-bgcolor='ffcccc'
| 11 September 2016
|{{team away|csa}}
|align=center|[[Multinational Bowl 1#Final|Multinational Bowl 1]]
|align=center|2-3 L
|<small> {{goal|21}} WASP<br>{{goal|65}} Ethan Allen
|-bgcolor='ffcccc'
| 25 August 2017
|{{team away|usagi}}
|align=center|[[:/ag/ League 2: Autism Harder#Group Don't Exist|/ag/ League 2: Autism Harder]]
|align=center|3-4 L
|<small> {{goal|13}} Bahston<br>{{goal|78}} WASP<br>{{goal|87}} L.L. Bean
|-bgcolor='ffcccc'
| 27 August 2017
|{{team away|ze}}
|align=center|[[:/ag/ League 2: Autism Harder#Group Don't Exist|/ag/ League 2: Autism Harder]]
|align=center|0-3 L
|<small>
|-bgcolor='ffcccc'
| 29 August 2017
|{{team away|math}}
|align=center|[[:/ag/ League 2: Autism Harder#Group Don't Exist|/ag/ League 2: Autism Harder]]
|align=center|1-4 L
|<small> {{goal|66}} Bahston
|-bgcolor='ffffcc'
| 1 September 2017
|{{team away|hvn}}
|align=center|[[Multinational Bowl 2#Group A|Multinational Bowl 2]]
|align=center|3-3 D
|<small> {{goal|6}} Bahston<br>{{goal|82||90+0}} WASP
|-bgcolor='ffffcc'
| 2 September 2017
|{{team away|csa}}
|align=center|[[Multinational Bowl 2#Group A|Multinational Bowl 2]]
|align=center|2-2 D
|<small> {{goal|11}} Red Sox<br>{{goal|90+5}} L.L. Bean
|-bgcolor='ffcccc'
| 3 September 2017
|{{team away|poland}}
|align=center|[[Multinational Bowl 2#Group A|Multinational Bowl 2]]
|align=center|1-3 L
|<small> {{goal|90+2}} Bahston
|}
{{Navbox Multinational Bowl}}

Latest revision as of 05:41, 4 September 2019

/ne/
Civilization ends at the New York border
Ne logo.png
/ne/ - New England
Founded 1620
Manager Bill Belichick
Owner The Kennedys
IRL manager t. Winky
Team colors
Chat color CC0000
Red Sox Red
Top scorer Bahston (9)
Top assister Dunkin Donuts (New England runs on Dunkin)
Captain Dunkin Donuts
Website /ne/ - New England
Nickname New Englanders
Historic performance
W D L TOTAL EFFICIENCY
4 4 5 13 30.77%
GF GA GD
36 39 -3
Biggest win
/ne/ Ne icon.png Atlanta–0 Csa icon.png /csa/
Biggest defeat
/csa/ Csa icon.png St. Albans–0 Ne icon.png /ne/
First match
/ne/ Ne icon.png 13–0 Eng icon.png /eng/
July 4th, 1776
Team music
Anthem Battle Hymn of the Republic AKA We won the Civil War git fucked southerners.
Goal horn Dropkick Murphys - Tessie
WASP Tea Partay
Bernie would have won Bern it Up
Hartford Whalers/College Hockey BRASS BONANZA
Kits



Roster

No. Position Player
#
  GK
Saint Brady
#
  LB
Yale
#
  CB
The Big Dig
#
  CB
Rhode Island is (not)a real state
#
  RB
Harvard
#
  DMF
L. L. Bean
#
  DMF
Dunkin Donuts
#
  CMF
USS Constitution
#
  AMF
Bahston
#
  SS
Bernie Would Have Won
#
  CF
WASP
No. Position Player
#
  GK
Florida
#
  CB
Clam Chowder
#
  CB
Lobstah
#
  CB
Wicked
#
  CB
The Kennedys
#
  CB
Red Sox
#
  LB
Maple Syrup
#
  RB
Martha's Vineyard
#
  SS
Nor'easter
#
  SS
Moxie
#
  SS
Hartford Whalers
#
  SS
College Hockey

Roster Description

Player >de scription
Bahston 100x better than the cesspool that is New York City.
WASP "Why has the rest of country failed at embracing diversity?"

-Man who lives in a town with 3 total people who aren't White Anglo-Saxon Protestants.

Dunkin Donuts Even some nowhere town in the woods of Northern Maine will have at least 2 Dunkin Donuts. We can't function as a society without it.
L. L. Bean Literally the only place anyone outside of Boston gets clothes from. Sturdy boots and comfortable flannel.
Saint Brady THE G.O.A.T.
Who's deflated now, Goodell?
Florida A colony set up by New England to store their old people.
Yale It's OK, no one will notice you didn't get into Harvard, really!
The Big Dig $22 BILLION DOLLARS FOR 4 MILES OF HIGHWAY
Rhode Island is (not)a real state South Massachusetts, home to discount Boston, the Discount Red Sox, and the Discount Bruins.
Harvard The GOAT University
Bernie would have won "IT'S JUST TRUMP WHAT COULD POSSIBLY GO WRONG?"
USS Constitution Old Ironsides, the oldest ship in service anywhere in the World.(No Britain, HMS Victory doesn't count it's not even afloat)
Clam Chowder If you put tomatoes in it we'll shiv you.
Lobstah Best enjoyed on a roll
Wicked Slang for "awesome"
The Kennedys They were the most powerful family in America...then two of them got murdered and another became an alcoholic. RIPIP ;_;
Red Sox People may differ on their sports loyalties in the winter(Canadiens/Bruins), but everyone comes together to root for the Sox in April.
Nor'easter Normally New England weather travels Northeast up from the Great Lakes. If there's a storm coming Southwest from Canada shit's about to get real.
Maple Syrup That "Maple Flavored" Syrup they sell in the rest of the country is disgusting, how does anyone eat that?
Moxie The national drink of New Hampshire. Depending on who you ask it either tastes like pure joy or raw sewage.
Hartford Whalers Everyone's 2nd favorite Hockey team until they died in 1997 [BRASS BONANZA INTENSIFIES]
College Hockey It's a big fucking deal, man. College Basketball? Who even watches that trash?
Martha's Vineyard The President of the United States' permanent vacation home.

Export for AGL2

https://www.mediafire.com/file/bsc1ryjnnnrugir/NE%20Export%28AGL%29.rar
Please put us on preset 2 with subs by ability. At 65' sub whoever the fuck you want who isn't a medal.

Match History

Date Opponent Competition Result Scorers
2 September 2016 ARS icon.png /ARS/ Multinational Bowl 1 4-2 W Goal 43' Bahston
Goal 45+2' WASP
Goal 52', 84' Hartford Whalers
4 September 2016 Usa icon.png /usa/ Multinational Bowl 1 4-4 D Goal 45+3' Tax Free Zone
Goal 58' Bahston
Goal 84' College Hockey
Goal 86' WASP
9 September 2016 Tsab icon.png /tsab/ Multinational Bowl 1 3-3 D Goal 28' Bahston
Goal 37' Nor'Easter
Goal 53' Tax Free Zone
10 September 2016 Ussr icon.png /ussr/ Multinational Bowl 1 3-2 W Goal 8', 48' Bahston
Goal 40' WASP
11 September 2016 Sco icon.png /sco/ Multinational Bowl 1 7-3 W Goal 3', 12', 37', 58' Bahston
Goal 42' Tax Free Zone
Goal 51' Nor'Easter
Goal 85' WASP
11 September 2016 Tsab icon.png /tsab/ Multinational Bowl 1 4-3 W Goal 16' Bahston
Goal 24', 88' Massachusetts Imperialism
Goal 45' WASP
11 September 2016 Csa icon.png /csa/ Multinational Bowl 1 2-3 L Goal 21' WASP
Goal 65' Ethan Allen
25 August 2017 Usagi icon.png /usagi/ /ag/ League 2: Autism Harder 3-4 L Goal 13' Bahston
Goal 78' WASP
Goal 87' L.L. Bean
27 August 2017 File:Ze icon.png /ze/ /ag/ League 2: Autism Harder 0-3 L
29 August 2017 Math icon.png /math/ /ag/ League 2: Autism Harder 1-4 L Goal 66' Bahston
1 September 2017 Hvn icon.png /hvn/ Multinational Bowl 2 3-3 D Goal 6' Bahston
Goal 82', 90+0' WASP
2 September 2017 Csa icon.png /csa/ Multinational Bowl 2 2-2 D Goal 11' Red Sox
Goal 90+5' L.L. Bean
3 September 2017 Poland icon.png /poland/ Multinational Bowl 2 1-3 L Goal 90+2' Bahston


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