User:Labcoat//fed/

/fed/
Ex astris, scientia
/fed/ - The United Federation of Planets
Founded 2161 Manager Thomas Vanderbilt Owner The Stars Around Us IRL manager Lab Coat !!xjloyu2m+mY Designated Redshirt OGRO !NiCRiggEdU Team colors Chat color 0018A8 Space Blue Top scorer Jean-Luc Picard (3) Top assister Benjamin Sisko (3) Captain Jean-Luc Picard Website /fed/ - The United Federation of Planets Nickname The Federation
Historic performance
W D L TOTAL EFFICIENCY 3 2 3 8 37.5%
GF GA GD 11 15 -4
Biggest win /ita/  1–2  /fed/ August 26, 2018 Biggest defeat /usa/  4–1  /fed/ September 1, 2018 First match /rome/  3–1  /fed/ August 25, 2018
Team music
Anthem Anthem of The United Federation of Planets Victory Anthem Star Trek Meets Metal Victory Anthem If Picard is MoTM The Picard Song Archer Is Redeemed Victory Horn IVE GOT FAITH OF THE HEART Goal horn Star Trek: The Next Generation/First Contact Metal Cover Benjamin Sisko Star Trek: Deep Space Nine (Theme) - Metal Cover Kathryn Janeway Star Trek: Voyager Theme - Metal Cover Not Communism Soviet Union Anthem Jean-Luc Picard 2+ Goals Picard Song (Earl Grey Hot Mix) Remix James T. Kirk Shatner Of The Mount Jonathan Archer ITS BEEN A LONG ROAD
Kits

No. Position Player 1   GK Space Jews 12 Fucking Cardassian Niggers Fucking My Federation Up 11 Fuck The Romulans 99 Discovery Still Isn't Canon 32 Eternal Space Shitposter 3 Cucked Klingon 56 Punished Jonathan Archer 8 Kathryn Janeway 3 James T. Kirk 30 Benjamin Sisko 70 Jean-Luc Picard

No. Position Player 69   GK The Dubsminion Fails Again 31 Dukat Did EVERYTHING Wrong 33 It's Not Warcrimes If You're The Good Guys 12 >Econmic Utopia 78 Logic Vulcan Man 4 Mentally Challenged Aliens 88 It Still Counts 11 3 Titty Aliens 40 Autistic Android 15 Red Shirts 42 The Prime Directive Doesn't Matter 2 Soulless Space Badguys

Matches

Date	Opponent	Competition	Result	Scorers
August 25, 2018	/rome/	Multinational Bowl 3 Group F	3-1 L	10' James T. Kirk
August 26, 2018	/ita/	Multinational Bowl 3 Group F	1-2 W	10' Jean-Luc Picard  22' Fuck Off Q
August 31, 2018	/ireland/	Multinational Bowl 3 Group F	1-0 W	85' Jean-Luc Picard
September 1, 2018	/usa/	Multinational Bowl 3 Round Of 16	4-1 L	58' Jonathan Archer
December 18, 2018	/fallout/	Divegrass Before Christmas Group G	0-0 D
December 19, 2018	/tdc/	Divegrass Before Christmas Group G	1-0 W	89' Fuck The Romulans
December 21, 2018	/lwa/	Divegrass Before Christmas Group G	3-3	45+0' John-Luc Picard  67' STDs  90+1' Jonathan Archer
December 22, 2018	/cbj/	Divegrass Before Christmas Round Of 16	2-4	37', 62' Benjamin Sisko
September 21, 2019	/San Marino/	Multinational Bowl 4 Group G	3-1	??'

Export Stuff

Export: Evasive Maneuver Pattern Delta 5
Aesthetics:The Picard Maneuver (Fixed)
Music: Here's to the Finest Crew in Starfleet
Pastebin: Proper Earl Grey Instructions Serious Tactical Maneuvers

Statistics

Goals

Player	Goals
Jean-Luc Picard	5
Jonathan Archer	3
Benjamin Sisko	2
Eternal Space Shitposter	1
James T. Kirk	1
Fuck The Romulans	1
STDs	1

MoTM

Player	MoTMs
Jean-Luc Picard	1
Eternal Space Shitposter	1
Fuck The Romulans	1
Jonathan Archer	1

Saves

Note: Players in italics are retired.

Keeper	Saves
Space Jews	33
For "Science"	7

Assists

Note: Players in italics are retired

Player	Assists
Benjamin Sisko	4
James T. Kirk	1
Jonathan Archer	1
STDs	1

Roster

Number	Picture	Position	Name	Description
1		Goal Keeper	Space Jews	"Oy vey goyim, A suit of the finest Andorian silk? A ring of pure Surax? A complete set of Tanesh pottery? How about a latinum plated bucket to sleep in?"
2		TBD	Fucking Cardassian Niggers Fucking My Federation Up	"FUCK DUKAT"
3		TBD	Fuck The Romulans	FUCK THE ROMULANS
4		TBD	Discovery Still Isn't Canon	Disconiggers begon
5		TBD	Eternal Space Shitposter	Here to fuck this up, but get away with it in the end because he's basically god
6		TBD	Cucked Klingon	Delay that order lieutenant BUT SIR
7		TBD	Jonathan Archer	The Dog Can't Have Any More Cheese
8		TBD	Kathryn Janeway	Exterminate Tuvix
9		TBD	James T. Kirk	He Already Fucked The Alien
10		TBD	Benjamin Sisko	Loves Baseball and Warcrimes
11		TBD	Jean-Luc Picard	Tea Earl Grey Hot
12		TBD	The Dubsminion Fails Agian	The Dubsminion has endured for 2,000 /trek/ threads and will continue to fail long after It's gone
13		TBD	Dukat Did EVERYTHING Wrong	Fuck this SMUG shitlord
14		TBD	It's Not Warcrimes If You're The Good Guys	May Sisko's Warcrimes NEVER be brought up again
15		TBD	>Econmic Utopia	I can't believe the ferengi would do such a thing!
16		TBD	Logic Vulcan Man	"dont be a shit captain"
17		TBD	Mentally Challenged Aliens	ship wont go
18		TBD	It Still Counts	IT STILL COUNTS
19		TBD	3 Titty Aliens	You Ok Rick Bermann?
20		TBD	Autistic Android	That's Enough Data
21		TBD	Red Shirts	Can't Believe The People In Command Die More!
22		TBD	The Prime Directive Doesn't Matter	the council said so
23		TBD	Soulless Space Badguys	We're bad please fear us

Cup Placement

Multinational Bowl 3: 14th
Divegrass Before Christmas: T-14th