Difference between revisions of "/tv/"

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/tv/

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/tv/ - Television & Film

Founded

August 2011

Manager

Christopher Nolan

Owner

Green Oval

IRL manager

Suule !!/bQ+kfA6ObJ

Team colors

Chat color

00FF88
OvalGreen

Ranking

51 (

18)

Highest rank

4 (August 16, 2015)

Lowest rank

51 (November 10, 2014
November 10, 2019)

Top scorer

Real Human Being (39)

Top assister

? (?)

Captain

Real Human Being

Website

/tv/ - Television & Film

Nickname

fa/tv/irgins

Home ground

CIA Meemorial Stadium

Historic performance

50	19	48			117				42.74%
W	D	L			TOTAL				EFFICIENCY

GF	GA	GD
222	202	+20

Biggest win
/int/	1–7	/tv/
August 5, 2018

Biggest defeat
/po/	5–0	/tv/
August 16, 2013

First match
/tv/	3–1	/adv/
6 August 2011

Elite Cup
Appearances	12 (First in Summer 2011)
Best result	8th, Summer 2015
Babby Cup
Appearances	10 (First in Autumn 2012)
Best result	Winner, Spring 2015

Team music

Anthem

It Ain't Me

Goal horn	The Golden Age of Video
Alternate goal horn	A Real Hero (When Real Human Being scores)
Alternate goal horn	Sea Wall (When Real Human Being gets a brace)
Alternate goal horn	Gone Gone Gone (When FOR YOU scores)
Alternate goal horn	I am the Senate (When Sheev scores)
Alternate goal horn	Dan Schnider (When Dan Schnider scores)
Alternate goal horn	Paint it Black (When BLACKED scores)
Alternate goal horn	Hoochie Koochie Man (When Birthday Snatcher scores)
Alternate goal horn	End Credits (When Rick Deckard scores)
Alternate goal horn	Superman Theme (When SUPERLEIA scores)

Kits

Home kit
Away kit
Third kit
Fourth kit
Fifth kit

/tv/ is one of the original 16 teams created during the first 4chan World Cup. Although constantly losing and receiving lack of attention from the actual /tv/ board, on July 15th 2012, everything changed. /tv/'s big 4-1 win over /ck/ brought the entire board together and brought attention back to the team. The team has since appeared in a large number of cups, going back and forth between major tournaments and babby competitions. Ever since achieving a victory in the 2015 Spring Babby Cup, however, not much went /tv/'s way.

Players

Main Article: /tv/ Roster

No.

Position

Player

55

	GK

HOWEVER

2

	CB

HMmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

89

	CB

Dr. Ivo Robotnik

8

	CB

Mike "Ampf" Stoklasa

15

	DMF

K I N O

6

	LMF

Kinoplex Robert

9

	RMF

Gul Dukat

1

	CMF

Real Human Being

11

	AMF

Brendan Fraser

66

	SS

Sheev

4U

	CF

FOR YOU

No.

Position

Player

12

	GK

High Ground

19

	LB

LYNCHED

13

	LB

Watch it Chrissy

22

	CB

Classic Paul Dano

98

	CB

>Rotten Tomatoes

8

	RB

Rick Deckard

13

	RB

Goold Fucking Shits

8

	LMF

Anatoly Dyatlov

19

	LMF

Sneed's Feed and Seed

15

	DMF

Dan "Jim Savile's Best Man" Schneider

5

	LMF

I'm gonna say it

23

	RMF

Really, Raimi?

Data

/tv/ Summer Cup 2017 Tactical Export /tv/ Summer Cup 2018 Tactical Export

/tv/ Summer Cup 2017 Aesthetics /tv/ Summer Cup 2018 Aesthetics

/tv/ Autumn Cup 2018 Music Export

Team Photo

Results

Main Article: /tv/ Match History

Recent Performance


May 19 2019 Draw 1-1	May 25 2019 Loss 0-2	October 11 2019 Loss 0-2	October 12 2019 Draw 1-1	October 13 2019 Draw 2-2

Cup Performance

Event	Place
2011 4chan Summer Cup	10th (tied)
2012 4chan Winter Cup	13th
2012 4chan Summer Cup	15th (Relegated)
2012 4chan Autumn Babby Cup	3rd (Promoted)
2013 4chan Winter Cup	21st (Relegated)
2013 4chan Spring Babby Cup	2nd (Promoted)
2013 4chan Summer Cup	32nd (Relegated)
2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup	22nd
2014 4chan Spring Babby Cup	22nd
2014 4chan Autumn Babby Cup	35th
2015 4chan Spring Babby Cup	1st (Promoted)
2015 4chan Summer Cup	8th
2016 4chan Winter Cup	16th
2016 4chan Summer Cup	22nd (Relegated)
2016 4chan Autumn Babby Cup	5th (Promoted)
2017 4chan Winter Cup	26th (Relegated)
2017 4chan Spring Babby Cup	8th (Promoted)
2017 4chan Summer Cup	6th (Tied)
2018 4chan Winter Cup	20th (Relegated)
2018 4chan Spring Babby Cup	9th (Promoted)
2018 4chan Summer Cup	19th (Relegated)
2018 4chan Autumn Babby Cup	9th (Promoted)
2019 4chan Winter Cup	30th (Relegated)
2019 4chan Spring Babby Cup	28th
2019 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Qualifiers	10th

Team History

Main Article: /tv/ History

2017 4chan Winter Cup

Let's get this out of the way:
JUST
The PES 2017 era had just begun, and the game was not kind to /tv/. /e/'s sexy anime girls were too much for the Big Guys as they crumbled to a 4-2 loss. A nasty combination of results meant that the loser of /tv/ vs /toy/ would be the second team to be mathematically eliminated from this cup. Despite a red card to /toy/'s Danbo, the fa/tv/irgins lost 1-3 and were quickly relegated to the babbies. However, there was a ray of hope in the next match. At the /d/eviants /d/en, /tv/ managed to get an upset win over /d/, giving the fans some hope for the future...until he left the team.

For a long time, it seemed like /tv/ wouldn't find a manager until ClingingMars took over just in time for the Spring Babby Cup.

Rivalries


The Celebrity Derby Due to moot not caving in and refusing to give the pedo spamming celebrity circle jerk their own board (/cel/), many of these /tv/ users instead turned to /hr/ to post their waifus in peace. As such, the two boards share some of their user base, and some of their board history. This is also true for the two teams in the Cup, having met a total of four times, where /tv/ currently has a small edge with two wins and one loss. Their latest clash, during the 2014 Spring Babby Cup group stage, resulted in a 1-1 draw. If Boris keeps up his rigging of the group draws, we will be sure to see the two teams face off in future cups as well.
2-1-1

Honors

Club Records

Note:	Stats begin with the 2012 4chan Summer Cup and is currently updated for the 2015 4chan Summer Cup. Only official cup matches were counted, friendlies are not included.

Team Records

/tv/ currently holds (jointly with /lgbt/ and /i/) the record for longest unbeaten streak with 11 games, stretching from the 2015 4chan Spring Babby Cup Group Stage through to 2015 4chan Summer Cup Round of 16.

Career Goals

Player	Goals
Real Human Being	39
FOR YOU	18
Poor Little White Guy	13
Brendan Fraser	13
Problem Child 2	7
Crab Legs	2
Bravo Hackson	1
L O S T	1
YIFY	1
Mike Stoklasa	1
Mr Thorax	1
Cleganebowl	1
Dan "The Man" Schneider	1

Goals in a Single Cup

Goals	Player	Cup
10	Poor Little White Guy	2012 4chan Autumn Babby Cup
8	Real Human Being	2013 4chan Spring Babby Cup
7	Real Human Being	2012 4chan Autumn Babby Cup
6	FOR YOU	2015 4chan Summer Cup
5	Real Human Being	2015 4chan Summer Cup
5	Real Human Being	2015 4chan Spring Babby Cup
5	Brendan Fraser	2015 4chan Spring Babby Cup
4	Real Human Being	2012 4chan Summer Cup
4	Brendan Fraser	2015 4chan Summer Cup
4	Brendan Fraser	2018 4chan Summer Cup

Goals in a Single Game

Goals	Player	Cup	Opponent
3	Real Human Being	2013 4chan Spring Babby Cup	/vp/
3	Real Human Being	2013 4chan Spring Babby Cup	/3/
3	Real Human Being	2015 4chan Spring Babby Cup	/v/
3	Brendan Fraser	2015 4chan Spring Babby Cup	/v/
3	FOR YOU	2015 4chan Summer Cup	/vp/
3	Brendan Fraser	2018 4chan Summer Cup	/int/
3	FOR YOU	2018 4chan Summer Cup	/int/

All-Stars

Cup	Player	Position
2012 Summer Cup All-Stars	High Ground	Starting GK
2012 Autumn Babby Cup All-Stars	Poor Little White Guy	Starting SS
2012 Autumn Babby Cup All-Stars	Crab Legs	Back-up CMF
2013 Spring Babby Cup All-Stars	Malick	Starting DMF
2013 Spring Babby Cup All-Stars	Real Human Being	Back-up CF
2014 Spring Babby Cup All-Stars	Problem Child 2	Back-up LMF

TV Guide

July, 2012
July 13, 2012
July 15, 2012
July 20, 2012
July 20, 2012
July 21, 2012
July 23, 2012
July 24, 2012
October 21, 2012
January 21, 2013
August 11, 2013
August 19, 2013

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Difference between revisions of "/tv/"

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Contents

Players

Data

Team Photo