User:MayDave

May "/o/'s too old for me" Dave

May "Anaconda in my Honda" Dave

May "Here comes the train" Dave

May "Dora, I'd explore 'er" Dave

May "Chloroform GAS GAS GAS" Dave

May "Molest her like Podesta" Dave

May "Thirteen? Give her peen" Dave

May "2nd place but 1st grade" Dave

May ""Pizza" delivery driver" Dave

May "Running in the 90's kids" Dave

May "Short Shifter Kid Fister" Dave

May "If shes 8, she gets laid" Dave

May "She's mature for her age" Dave

May "Underage Shitter Splitter" Dave

May "Death grip around my dick" Dave

May "got the buspass to her ass" Dave

May "she screams like a Ferrari" Dave

May "Angsty like a young teenager" Dave

May "18's too old, watch /o/ fold" Dave

May "/o/'s going down and so am I" Dave

May "Put The Top Gear in her Rear" Dave

May "Candy for the underage Tranny" Dave

May "Wrecking my teams like my teens" Dave

May "put her on my knees in My nisaan" Dave

May "Turning a Shitbox into a rapebox" Dave

May "My cars I zoom, my girls I groom" Dave

May "I drive a shitbox but I fuck hers" Dave

May "Going through youths like deja vu" Dave

May "/mlp/ steals little girls from me" Dave

May "Time flies when you're having fun" Dave

May "Ask For Direction get an Erection" Dave

May "Youd be suprise how young my gf is" Dave

May "I like my age like I like my score" Dave

May "I came inside her in my 458 Spyder" Dave

May "when /o/ lose, young girls I abuse" Dave

May "Double Declutch into a kids crotch" Dave

May "fill her with goo after she turns 2" Dave

May "A cumswap is better than an LS1 swap" Dave

May "I hate Topkek, loli ass i will wreck" Dave

May "There's two types of rims that I like" Dave

May "/o/ are finished, and I might as well" Dave

May "Can't beat /mlp/, but I'll beat to CP" Dave

May "Miata can't score, Kiana and I? Sure." Dave

May "out of the diapers and into my dungeon" Dave

May "Diddle Diddle, my girlfriend is little" Dave

May "/o/ might not finish first, but I will" Dave

May "preteens are sweet; /mlp/ i can't beat" Dave

May "/o/'s year, baby? One I want, maybe..." Dave

May "It's /o/'s year and her preschool year" Dave

May "my tactics suck harder than my daughter" Dave

May "/o/'s had more years than my girlfriend" Dave

May "I hate ponies but I love their audience" Dave

May "Did I say you wouldn't be used? Walrused" Dave

May "In the wake of my ban, I start up my van" Dave

May "back to the Babbies in more ways than one" Dave

May "I'll always circumvent the age of consent" Dave

May "do maydave math 1 + 1 bum is end of whore" Dave

May "If they bleed they're too old for my seed" Dave

May "Tattled on Fabia while touching teen labia" Dave

May "Goodbye Title Racey, Hello John Wayne Gacy" Dave

May "if her age is dubs she's too old for a rub" Dave

May "Take away her lolipop and give her my cock" Dave

May "My engine runs lean so i show them my peen" Dave

May "I filled her with goo and she just said wew" Dave

May "I might hate Awoo~, but at least my gf is 2" Dave

May "There doesn't have to be grass on the field" Dave

May "old enough for ABCs is old enough to please" Dave

May "Old enough to be her father but I'm only 28" Dave

May "My 2007 Peugeot is older than my girlfriend" Dave

May "Title hopes have died, so I will cum inside" Dave

May "I jerked off to Lazytown before it was cool" Dave

May "I'm thinking of the children, Helen Lovejoy" Dave

May "I can't stand DN, so I'll rape a teen again" Dave

May "old enough to walk, old enough for my stalk" Dave

May "Call her Keksandra, 'cause I'm gonna ram her" Dave

May "dont need age of consent to get my dick bent" Dave

May "had a bad gameplan and young girls in my van" Dave

May "/o/ are the best, and my gf has a flat chest" Dave

May "I'm out of the final so she takes it vaginal" Dave

May "Sucking underage teat on my Honda's backseat" Dave

May "[s4s] was mean so I'll stick it in a preteen" Dave

May "can't stay Elite so I'll suck this kid's teat" Dave

May "/o/ play like dung, but she's never too young" Dave

May "when the eurobeat stops my girls get the cock" Dave

May "My team can't pass, so I'll put it in her ass" Dave

May "I lost to the foals, 10 year olds are my goal" Dave

May "My team is a folly, but at least I've got loli" Dave

May "rigged it for /o/, near kids my dick will grow" Dave

May "/o/'s tactics were mild while I fucked a child" Dave

May "kicked off of /o/ to the elementary school I go" Dave

May "Give her the meat because /o/ keep getting beat" Dave

May "/o/'s my bitch and so is this six year old girl" Dave

May "Prepare her for trouble, I'm giving her doubles" Dave

May "/o/ have no defense, preteens are my preference" Dave

May "I'm a member of WAT but my member's in her butt" Dave

May "Banned from Summer, I guess I'll just thumb her" Dave

May "Can't manage LS1 Swap, so it's cherries I'll pop" Dave

May "Give preteens the tip cause I let the title slip" Dave

May "It really is a shame /o/ doesn't have a U18 team" Dave

May "I hate dank memes, but preteens are in my dreams" Dave

May "Using Preschool vaginal fluid as my blinker fluid" Dave

May "made /o/ look like a tool on the wat to preschool" Dave

May "/o/'s fuckups are nonsense, unlike Adam Johnson's" Dave

May "My tactics are lacking; young girls I'm attacking" Dave

May "Denmark's my territory, then I mark her territory" Dave

May "Fuck her in the ass after her 3rd grade math class" Dave

May "When she sings nursery rhymes that means it's time" Dave

May "I'm in the penal system, she's in my penile system" Dave

May "she called me a dum dum so I put it in her bum bum" Dave

May "My Twingo won't yield if there's grass on the field" Dave

May "13-year-olds get the dong when my tactics are wrong" Dave

May "i don't use the blinker i go straight for the pinker" Dave

May "they found my NAMBLA membership card in the glovebox" Dave

May "I commit statutory because I can't lead /o/ to glory" Dave

May "It's still not /o/'s year, but I'm still in her rear" Dave

May "Jimmy Saville's my idol, because I can't win a title" Dave

May "Can't get /o/ to win, so I'll rape that preteen again" Dave

May "if she can color inside the line then her body is fine" Dave

May "/o/'s managed by Fabia while I touch that girl's labia" Dave

May "/o/ can't perform, but at least I still have chloroform" Dave

May "Can't grant victory to cars, so I'll put it in her arse" Dave

May "Title chances down the shitter, so call me Gary Glitter" Dave

May "Best pony is whichever one attracts little girls for me" Dave

May "Blew my elite cup chance while a girl messed up my pants" Dave

May "/o/ won't get a star, but I've got young girls in my car" Dave

May "Watch my title chances disappear while I put in her rear" Dave

May "Triggered by [s4s], but at least my GF's got a flat chest" Dave

May "/o/'s best performance is like my girlfriend's grade: 2nd" Dave

May "Oversteering into a corner while a preteen Sucks my Boner" Dave

May "I hate repeating integers, so I'll slide my dick into her" Dave

May "My tactics are like my girlfriends: In an elementary stage" Dave

May "I like girls who are small, because I can't grasp football" Dave

May "/o/'s title hopes have disintegrated; I need to be medicated" Dave

May "My team's not fine or dandy, but I am when I give them candy" Dave

May "I lost to the mares, so I'll rape girls while they're unawares" Dave

May "No chance of a title race, so I'll touch a kid's private place" Dave

May "Triggered by Bateman and Shrek, so I'll get a preteen to give me neck" Dave

May "good thing I'm better at running from the authorities than I am at PES" Dave

May "I started browsing 4chan because I heard it's a place where pedophiles can be without being ridiculed" Dave

May "Twingos' seats fold down to make a bed, but only preteens are small enough to ride me cowgirl with the limited headroom" Dave