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'''Manager:''' {{Anonymous|GoldenComrade}}<br> | '''Manager:''' {{Anonymous|GoldenComrade}}<br> | ||
The team's first official match. The first half was mostly uneventful after /vr/ took an early lead and dictated the pace of the game. In | The team's first official match. The first half was mostly uneventful after /vr/ took an early lead and dictated the pace of the game. In 5 minutes, the unthinkable happened. An off-target /k/ shot bounced off of the crossbar and hit Powerglove in the back and rolled in for a goal for /k/, tying the game 1-1 at the half, /vr/ with many shots and /k/ with 1 shot total and 0 on-target. It all went to hell in the second half where shots kept being saved by StoppanPower while Powerglove let in 2 more. In the dying minutes of the game, Doomguy managed to get a consolation goal, making the game end in a 3-2 loss. Fortunately, all recordings of this shameful display have been lost when Hashd.tv went down. | ||
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'''Manager:''' {{Anonymous|GoldenComrade}}<br> | '''Manager:''' {{Anonymous|GoldenComrade}}<br> | ||
First game against rivals /vp/. Their onslaught ran out of steam by the end of the first half, but at that point /vr/ was down by 2 goals. In the second half, all that Doomguy could do was get us a consolation goal to try and save face, but to no avail. /vr/ not only lost a rivalry game, but both of their first official games and were the only [[Provisional Teams|provisional]] to do so, making the team a target of many greentexting that will plague us as long as the cup exists. | |||
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'''Manager:''' {{Anonymous|Skywelker}}<br> | '''Manager:''' {{Anonymous|Skywelker}}<br> | ||
/vr/'s first ever official win. After conceding rather quickly, {{greentext|filters}} made sure to equalize just as quickly. With Doomguy scoring another one in the first half, and an intense, but seemingly goalless second half, it seemed the game would end in a close 2-1. With less than 5 minutes left, both Doomguy and Arino managed to score. Instead of a 4-1, we got a 4-2, as {{greentext|Blender}} managed to follow up his own blunder and score for /3/. Just enough time was left for another attack and so /vr/ went to look for a 5th goal, but Nwabudike Morgan's blooter was off-target and as the ball left the pitch, the whistle was blown and the match was over. | |||
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'''Manager:''' {{Anonymous|Skywelker}}<br> | '''Manager:''' {{Anonymous|Skywelker}}<br> | ||
After /vr/ tasted what victory was like, they wanted to make sure defeat would never happen again. For this reason, the team pulled back both silver players {{greentext|filters}} and Vile to make the defense impenetrable. This backfired in a way that wasn't expected. /out/ trained 2 of their players to do nothing but keep Doomguy and Arino in check, and with the other star players way back, /vr/ had a hard time attacking, barely getting one goal in the first half. Then many attempts were turned into counter-attacks by /out/, who went on to score 2, only to get a reply from Doomguy again. Then Ranger Smith put in a third for /out/ and that's the story of how /vr/ lost another game. | |||
[[2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Qualifiers]] | [[2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Qualifiers]] | ||
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'''Manager:''' {{Anonymous|Skywelker}}<br> | '''Manager:''' {{Anonymous|Skywelker}}<br> | ||
Recipe for RIPPING AND TEARING: | |||
1 piece of Rookie manager | |||
1 piece of Host known for rigging | |||
1 huge guts | |||
a handful of vertebrae | |||
Put on a football pitch in broad daylight in company of a team starving for a win and watch for 90 minutes. Enjoy! | |||
{{Match details | {{Match details | ||
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'''Manager:''' {{Anonymous|Skywelker}}<br> | '''Manager:''' {{Anonymous|Skywelker}}<br> | ||
After one of /gd/'s star player was suspended in their previous game, they were an attacker short. To compensate for this, they put a third defensive midfielder in. The 8-man defense combined with the fact that the host accidentally ignored both teams instructions for the entirety of the first half led to this atrocity. It's worth noting that despite /vr/ was the more offensive team and /gd/ more focused on defense, in the game the roles were switched. Thankfully, Powerglove came through and saved the day as well as 6 shots. | |||
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'''Manager:''' {{Anonymous|Skywelker}}<br> | '''Manager:''' {{Anonymous|Skywelker}}<br> | ||
The long legged beauties of /e/ turned out to be real dribbling queens and skipped past the /vr/ defense left and right. By the time the team came up a set of long-ball tactics that looked promising, it was already the last 10 minutes of the game. | |||
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'''Manager:''' {{Anonymous|Skywelker}}<br> | '''Manager:''' {{Anonymous|Skywelker}}<br> | ||
This game was the team's first do or die moment. Either beat a not live managed (as a donkey ate the internet cables in the /ic/ manager's village), but nonetheless dangerous team and secure your place in the Babby Cup or face failure. The team prepared with a slight change to the formation, putting in one more defender than usual. This worked out well, as the /ic/ shots were all from bad angles or weak due to the tight defense and the offense was enough to score 2 on /ic/ in the first half without reply. The second half was a lot more quiet with no goals scored by either team. Then the whistle was blown and /vr/ not only won a match, but a ticket to the Autumn Babby. | This game was the team's first do or die moment. Either beat a not live managed (as a donkey ate the internet cables in the /ic/ manager's village), but nonetheless dangerous team and secure your place in the Babby Cup or face failure. The team prepared with a slight change to the formation, putting in one more defender than usual. This worked out well, as the /ic/ shots were all from bad angles or weak due to the tight defense and the offense was enough to score 2 on /ic/ in the first half without reply. The second half was a lot more quiet with no more goals scored by either team. Then the whistle was blown and /vr/ not only won a match, but a ticket to the Autumn Babby. | ||
Revision as of 20:19, 28 August 2014
Old /vr/ manager, now kit maker with a 3-2-6 cup record.
You can try to contact me at skywelkertests@gmail.com or the thread, but I don't really look at it.
Player Statistics
Medals
| Name | Matches played | Goals scored | Assists | Status | Career |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Doomguy | 23 | 19 | 3 | Active | 2013 4chan Summer Cup Friendlies - |
Kacho Arino 
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23 | 9 | 10 | Active | 2013 4chan Summer Cup Friendlies - |
| Vectrex | 6 | 1 | 0 | Active | 2014 4chan Spring Babby Cup - |
| Segata Sanshiro | 4 | 1 | 1 | Contract Expired | 2014 4chan Spring Babby Cup |
| >filters | 17 | 3 | 6 | Active | 2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Friendlies - 2014 4chan Winter Cup, 2014 4chan Summer Cup Friendlies |
| 7000 Skeletons | 2 | 0 | 0 | Demoted | 2013 4chan Summer Cup Friendlies |
| Vile | 17 | 1 | 1 | Sacked | 2013 4chan Summer Cup Friendlies - 2014 4chan Winter Cup |
Others
| Name | Goals scored | Assists | Status | Career |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Gunpei Yokoi | - | 2 | Active | 2013 4chan Summer Cup Friendlies - |
| >ebay | - | 1 | Active | 2013 4chan Summer Cup Friendlies - |
| Stick Straw | - | 1 | Retired | 2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Friendlies - 2014 4chan Winter Cup |
| Cockroaches | - | 1 | Retired | 2013 4chan Summer Cup Friendlies - 2014 4chan Winter Cup |
Goalkeepers
These are cup games only, no friendlies.
| Name | Matches played | Saves | Most saves | Saves/Games | Clean sheets | Conceded | Most Conceded | Conceded/Games | Status |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Powerglove | 10 | 22 | 6 | 2,2 | 3 | 17 | 3 | 1,7 | Active |
| 7000 Skeletons | 4 | 10 | 4 | 2,5 | 1 | 10 | 4 | 2,5 | Active |
| CRT | 1 | 2 | 2 | 2 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | Moved to the outfield |
Invitationals
| Name | Goals scored | Assists |
|---|---|---|
| Doomguy | 2 | 0 |
| Kacho Arino
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1 | 1 |
| Vile | 1 | 0 |
| Gunpei Yokoi | 0 | 2 |
/vr/ Kits
Airman
Bubsy
Atari 2600
Dreamcast Controller
Game Boy
Classic kit made by Mauled, now with fixed short sleeves
Famicom Controller
MS-DOS
NES kit made by Polybius
/vr/ History (WIP)
2013 4chan Summer Cup Friendlies
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Manager: GoldenComrade
The team's first official match. The first half was mostly uneventful after /vr/ took an early lead and dictated the pace of the game. In 5 minutes, the unthinkable happened. An off-target /k/ shot bounced off of the crossbar and hit Powerglove in the back and rolled in for a goal for /k/, tying the game 1-1 at the half, /vr/ with many shots and /k/ with 1 shot total and 0 on-target. It all went to hell in the second half where shots kept being saved by StoppanPower while Powerglove let in 2 more. In the dying minutes of the game, Doomguy managed to get a consolation goal, making the game end in a 3-2 loss. Fortunately, all recordings of this shameful display have been lost when Hashd.tv went down.
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Manager: GoldenComrade
First game against rivals /vp/. Their onslaught ran out of steam by the end of the first half, but at that point /vr/ was down by 2 goals. In the second half, all that Doomguy could do was get us a consolation goal to try and save face, but to no avail. /vr/ not only lost a rivalry game, but both of their first official games and were the only provisional to do so, making the team a target of many greentexting that will plague us as long as the cup exists.
2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Friendlies
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Manager: Skywelker
/vr/'s first ever official win. After conceding rather quickly, >filters made sure to equalize just as quickly. With Doomguy scoring another one in the first half, and an intense, but seemingly goalless second half, it seemed the game would end in a close 2-1. With less than 5 minutes left, both Doomguy and Arino managed to score. Instead of a 4-1, we got a 4-2, as >Blender managed to follow up his own blunder and score for /3/. Just enough time was left for another attack and so /vr/ went to look for a 5th goal, but Nwabudike Morgan's blooter was off-target and as the ball left the pitch, the whistle was blown and the match was over.
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Manager: Skywelker
After /vr/ tasted what victory was like, they wanted to make sure defeat would never happen again. For this reason, the team pulled back both silver players >filters and Vile to make the defense impenetrable. This backfired in a way that wasn't expected. /out/ trained 2 of their players to do nothing but keep Doomguy and Arino in check, and with the other star players way back, /vr/ had a hard time attacking, barely getting one goal in the first half. Then many attempts were turned into counter-attacks by /out/, who went on to score 2, only to get a reply from Doomguy again. Then Ranger Smith put in a third for /out/ and that's the story of how /vr/ lost another game.
2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Qualifiers
|
Manager: Skywelker
Recipe for RIPPING AND TEARING:
1 piece of Rookie manager
1 piece of Host known for rigging
1 huge guts
a handful of vertebrae
Put on a football pitch in broad daylight in company of a team starving for a win and watch for 90 minutes. Enjoy!
|
Manager: Skywelker
After one of /gd/'s star player was suspended in their previous game, they were an attacker short. To compensate for this, they put a third defensive midfielder in. The 8-man defense combined with the fact that the host accidentally ignored both teams instructions for the entirety of the first half led to this atrocity. It's worth noting that despite /vr/ was the more offensive team and /gd/ more focused on defense, in the game the roles were switched. Thankfully, Powerglove came through and saved the day as well as 6 shots.
|
Manager: Skywelker
The long legged beauties of /e/ turned out to be real dribbling queens and skipped past the /vr/ defense left and right. By the time the team came up a set of long-ball tactics that looked promising, it was already the last 10 minutes of the game.
|
Manager: Skywelker
This game was the team's first do or die moment. Either beat a not live managed (as a donkey ate the internet cables in the /ic/ manager's village), but nonetheless dangerous team and secure your place in the Babby Cup or face failure. The team prepared with a slight change to the formation, putting in one more defender than usual. This worked out well, as the /ic/ shots were all from bad angles or weak due to the tight defense and the offense was enough to score 2 on /ic/ in the first half without reply. The second half was a lot more quiet with no more goals scored by either team. Then the whistle was blown and /vr/ not only won a match, but a ticket to the Autumn Babby.
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Manager: Skywelker
The first game in a real cup against former elites /tg/, who fell from grace in the previous Summer Cup. The outcome of the game was never a question if the /vr/ defense could stop Doomrider, but rather if Doomguy could keep up with Creed's pace and genius. /tg/ took an unexpected early lead only 5 minutes in, but Doomguy quickly tied it up. In the last few minutes of the first half /tg/ was able to make the game 2-1. Even though the /tg/ defense was on their game, Doomguy had tricks of his own and took a long range shot in the cover of the tallest /vr/ player, Stick Straw, which caught the /tg/ keeper off-guard, tying the game once again.
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Manager: Skywelker
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Manager: Skywelker
The last game in the group stage, /sci/ opened with an all-out-attack set of tactics, as anything short of a win by 3 would have had them relegated. /sci/ took the lead very early in the game after cutting into the box and sneaky pass. After many failed attempts to equalize the, the first half ended with /vr/ having many shots, but none of them target, /sci/ with a few, but deadly strikes. Early in the second half, /sci/ scored yet again from a fast run past the defenders and hope seemed to fade away when in the 62nd minute, something fantastic happened. A pass from Arino chipped an opposing defender and was about to roll out of bounds when Doomguy, inches before the ball would have left the pitch, put the ball between the post and two confused /sci/ players, scoring a goal, then literally RIPPING AND TEARING through the net. Even though /sci/ quickly scored a third, hope was renewed and /vr/ went on a relentless march. >filters who has been keeping the midfield in check all game long put in great effort to take the ball up the wing, cut in and give an assist to a Doomguy who was deep in the box, waiting for an opportunity to score his second goal of the game. Although /vr/ lost, with this last goal the team topped the group and sent /sci/ to the bottom of it.
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Manager: Skywelker
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Rivalry records
/v/
| Played | W-D-L | GF | GA | GD |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | 0-0-1* | 3 | 3 | 0 |
/vp/
| Played | W-D-L | GF | GA | GD |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2 | 1-0-1 | 3 | 3 | 0 |