User:Skywelker

/vr/ Kits

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  Airman

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  Bubsy

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  Atari 2600

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  Dreamcast Controller

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  Game Boy

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  Classic kit made by Mauled, now with fixed short sleeves

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  Famicom Controller

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  MS-DOS

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  NES kit made by Polybius

Player Statistics

These are official cup games only, no friendlies. Doesn't include 7000 Skeletons.

Medals

Name	Matches played	Goals scored	Assists	Status	Career
Doomguy	27	18	2	Active	2013 4chan Summer Cup Friendlies -
Kacho Arino	27	12	11	Active	2013 4chan Summer Cup Friendlies -
CRT	12	9	7	Active	2014 4chan Autumn Babby Cup -
Greedy Reseller	8	2	1	Active	2015 4chan Spring Babby Cup -
>filters	11	2	6	Demoted	Autumn13 Friendlies - Winter14, Summer14 Friendlies
Segata Sanshiro	4	1	1	Demoted	2014 4chan Spring Babby Cup
Vectrex	4	1	0	Demoted	2014 4chan Spring Babby Cup - 2014 4chan Summer Cup Friendlies
Vile	11	1	0	Sacked	2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Friendlies - 2014 4chan Winter Cup
Kirby	4	0	0	Demoted	2014 4chan Autumn Babby Cup

Roster

Goalkeepers

No.	Name	Picture	In-game	Description	Cards
89	Powerglove			You plug it in like any joystick. But the similarity stops there. Because now you don't just guide the action. You're in the action. He is here to power punch away any and all shots in the /vr/ goal. Rev up those game codes because we love the powerglove. IT'S SO BAD!	Playing Style: Offensive Goalkeeper Skills: GK Long Throw
10	NOT RETRO			From time to time, old, but not quite retro games get discussed, as the OP either haven't read the sticky or just refuses to use /v/. Understandable, but still, it's NOT RETRO >>>/v/.	Playing Style: Offensive Goalkeeper Skills: GK Long Throw

Center-backs

No.	Name	Picture	In-game	Description	Cards
22	Segata Sanshiro			A player who's always ready to remind you that you must play the Sega Saturn!	Playing Style: - Skills: One-touch Pass Man Marking
52	>filters			Absolutely disgusting.	Playing Style: - Skills: One-touch Pass Man Marking
87	Mega Man			The blue bomber, a super fighting robot. Fighting to save our team. You might know him as the main protagonist of one of the most well known retro franchises.	Playing Style: - Skills: One-touch Pass Man Marking
98	Banjo			Main Protagonist in the Banjo Kazooie series, Banjo is a honey bear always ready for adventure. After 2 hit titles on the N64, all hope seemed lost for a new game in the series when Microsoft finally announced Nuts & Bolts. After that Banjo hasn't been the same, he is here now in the /vr/ team to wash away the filth and guilt of Microsoft raping him and your childhood both at once.	Playing Style: - Skills: One-touch Pass Man Marking
9	Doc Louis			After joining the /vr/ football club one day, he is here to share his valuable knowledge and game tips. Formerly a heavyweight boxing champion, then Little Mac's coach, and now a defensive player for the team.	Playing Style: - Skills: One-touch Pass Man Marking
7	Sandro		[[File:|150px]]	Following a surge in popularity in the polls, Sandro is back AGAIN to create an actual wall made out of actual skeletons to enhance the /vr/ defense. Whether the goal is behind 7000 Skeletons or 5500 Power Liches, it doesn't matter, good luck trying to score on that.	Playing Style: - Skills: One-touch Pass Man Marking
95	Virtual Boy			One of Gunpei Yokoi's last inventions. The VirtualBoy was the first portable video game console capable of displaying true 3D graphics. Famous for it's red and black graphics and the reports of causing nausea and migraines. He is here to help out the /vr/ defense.	Playing Style: - Skills: One-touch Pass Man Marking
82	Vectrex			A console that used vector graphics and came out in the early 1980s. It wasn't a commercial success, but quickly became a fan favorite in /vr/. His plan is to blind our opponents to create holes in their defense and new scoring opportunities.	Playing Style: - Skills: One-touch Pass Man Marking

Left-backs

No.	Name	Picture	In-game	Description	Cards
67	John Romero			John Romero's About To Make The Opposition His Bitch....Suck it down	Playing Style: - Skills: One-touch Pass Man Marking
60	Sir Arthur			A knight in shining armor who has ventured into hell.	Playing Style: - Skills: One-touch Pass Man Marking

Right-backs

No.	Name	Picture	In-game	Description	Cards
41	Gunpei Yokoi			One of the greatest people to ever grace gaming. He's most known for creating the the D-pad and the Game Boy. He is always one step ahead of the competition even when that means reducing cost by making a black and white console or even...	Playing Style: - Skills: One-touch Pass Man Marking
97	AERIS DIES			OH SHIT, SPOILERS! Seriously though, one of the most well known scenes in video game history.	Playing Style: - Skills: One-touch Pass Man Marking

Center Midfielders

No.	Name	Picture	In-game	Description	Cards
1	My Dad			"My dad works at Nintendo and got me the new Mario & Sonic crossover game. Yeah, it's real. What? You want to come over to try it? I'm sorry, but I'm not allowed to show it to anyone. It would get my dad fired!" A hard working man and loving father. He is here to show us how he's still "cool" and "hip" by aiding the /vr/ offense.	Playing Style: Hole Player Skills: Knuckle Shot One-touch Pass Track Back
92	Kirby			Don't let this cute pink motherfucker trick you, he is here to devour his opponents and steal their abilities to enhance the /vr/ offense.	Playing Style: Classic N°10 Skills: Weighted Pass Track Back
59	Satoru Iwata			Programmer and then later on businessman, who worked on many games including Balloon Fight, Earthbound, Pokemon and Kirby.	Playing Style: Classic N°10 Skills: Weighted Pass Track Back
69	Greedy Reseller			Scum. The bane of video game collecting, remember that sweet deal for a NES game? Turns out it was a $2 fridge magnet. All these people care about is profit and ripping others off. Online auction sites are full of them.	Playing Style: Classic N°10 Skills: Weighted Pass Track Back
99	Bootlegs			Everyone knows that awful feeling when you take home a cartridge with a Jurassic Park sticker on it, but when you try to play it turns out to be just another random shmup, or a 999999 in 1 type thing where you can play Mario with several different color palettes. Learning the truth about Flash Batman was also a huge blow to my childhood. On the positive side, the cartridges always look hilarious.	Playing Style: Classic N°10 Skills: Weighted Pass Track Back
91	ZIG			CATS: How are you gentlemen !! CATS: All your nets are belong to us. CATS: You are on the way to loss. Other team: What you say !!	Playing Style: Classic N°10 Skills: Weighted Pass Track Back

Attacking Midfielders

No.	Name	Picture	In-game	Description	Cards
72	Kacho Arino -			Captain of the team and star of the japanese TV hit Game Center CX, where he challenges retro games. This week's challenge: help the team score as many goals as possible.	Playing Style: Hole Player Skills: Knuckle Shot First-time Shot One-touch Pass Track Back

Second Strikers

No.	Name	Picture	In-game	Description	Cards
34	CRT			Listen, if you want an authentic retro gaming experience, you will need a CRT, it's a huge factor. Huge enough to stomp our opponents and stop any attack dead in their tracks.	Playing Style: - Skills: Long Range Drive First-time Shot Track Back

Center Forwards

No.	Name	Picture	In-game	Description	Cards
93	Doomguy			WHO'S THE MAN? I'M THE MAN! I'M A BAD MAN! HOW BAD? REAL BAD! I'M 12 ON THE 10 SCALE OF BADNESS! DON'T NEED A GUN! GUNS ARE FOR WUSSES! HUH? WHUZZAT? I LIKE WHAT I SEE! AN IMPORTANT LOOKING DOOR... KNOCK KNOCK! WHO'S THERE? ME! ME ME ME!	Playing Style: Goal Poacher Skills: Knuckle Shot First-time Shot Outside Curler Speeding Bullet