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| After the sudden and jarring split of /asp/ in twain, /xs/ was left in limbo. /pw/ had taken the lions share of of the former /asp/ roster, and this left /xs/ out in the cold. However, support from the patrons of the fledgling board allowed /xs/ a chance to breathe, and take part in Autumn 2021. Whilst the team was assembled at the 11th hour, this was at least a chance for them to prove they could hang. | | After the sudden and jarring split of /asp/ in twain, /xs/ was left in limbo. /pw/ had taken the lions share of of the former /asp/ roster, and this left /xs/ out in the cold. However, support from the patrons of the fledgling board allowed /xs/ a chance to breathe, and take part in Autumn 2021. Whilst the team was assembled at the 11th hour, this was at least a chance for them to prove they could hang. |
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| The first match this new /xs/ team ran into was the newly invigorated team that was {{team away|k}}. As the sounds of Superman rang out over the Battleship Bismarck, the newest kids on the block lined up in their black and red kits, and prepared for their introduction into the cup. Some poor attacks and lethargy that may have been attributed to nerves caused /xs/ to not have much in the way of early opportunities. {{team away|k}} had no problems piercing /xs/'s defence however, and they were up 1-0 at the 13th minute. Some skater guy decided to try and score (who?), but he was shut down by some airshitter mad about his burnt patch drawing a foul. He Burnt My Patch then decided to take a very decent shot that ended up drawing a hand from the Murder/k/ube. A short corner was taken, and that skater man from before decided to try and land /xs/'s first goal, but it ended up colliding with the top right corner of the bar. After a couple of weak attempts from a kinda weird nudist, it was half-time. Although /xs/ continued to attack, there was no conversion, and a scary attack from both Simo and Zergface was defused simply due to a lucky deflection off of Fuck Vail's ass. A couple of weak attacks by /xs/ were not enough against the Finnish assault, as /k/ went up 2-0 after a Simo Sharpshoot into the top left of the net. Unfortunately for /xs/, the rest of the match did not bode much better, as any attempt to attack was smothered by the /k/ defence, and the dagger was sunk at the 82nd minute by {{team away|k}}. On this occasion, real guns had won over the /xs/ crew. | | The first match this new /xs/ team ran into was the newly invigorated team that was {{team away|k}}. As the sounds of Superman rang out over the Battleship Bismarck, the newest kids on the block lined up in their black and red kits, and prepared for their introduction into the cup. Some poor attacks and lethargy that may have been attributed to nerves caused /xs/ to not have much in the way of early opportunities. {{team away|k}} had no problems piercing /xs/'s defence however, and they were up 1-0 at the 13th minute. Some skater guy decided to try and score (who?), but he was shut down by some airshitter mad about his burnt patch drawing a foul. He Burnt My Patch then decided to take a very decent shot that ended up drawing a hand from the Murder/k/ube. A short corner was taken, and that skater man from before decided to try and land /xs/'s first goal, but it ended up colliding with the top right corner of the bar. After a couple of weak attempts from a kinda weird nudist, it was half-time. Although /xs/ continued to attack, there was no conversion, and a scary attack from both Simo and Zergface was defused simply due to a lucky deflection off of Fuck Vail's ass. A couple of weak attacks by /xs/ were not enough against the Finnish assault, as /k/ went up 2-0 after a Simo Sharpshoot into the top left of the net. Unfortunately for /xs/, the rest of the match did not bode much better, as any attempt to attack was smothered by the /k/ defence, and the dagger was sunk at the 82nd minute by {{team away|k}} 's Zergface. On this occasion, real guns had won over the /xs/ crew. |
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| == Roster== | | == Roster== |
Revision as of 13:30, 24 February 2022
| /xs/
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| N/A
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| /xs/ - Extreme Sports
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| Founded
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September 24th, 2021
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| Manager
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N/A
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| Owner
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N/A
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| IRL manager
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Managerless
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| Team colors
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| Chat color
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N/A
N/A
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| Ranking
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56 ( 2)
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| Highest rank
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N/A (N/A)
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| Lowest rank
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N/A (N/A)
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| Top scorer
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Pipebomb (2)
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| Top assister
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Pipebomb, He Burned My Patch (1)
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| Captain
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Tony Hawk's Existential Nightmare
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| Website
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/xs/ - Extreme Sports
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| Nickname
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N/A
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| Historic performance
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| W
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D
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L
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TOTAL
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EFFICIENCY
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| 1
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0
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3
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4
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25%
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| Biggest win
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/xs/ 
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3–1
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 /wsg/
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| October 30, 2021
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| Biggest defeat
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/mlp/ 
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7–1
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/xs/
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| November 5, 2021
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| First match
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/k/ 
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3–0
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/xs/
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| October 24, 2021
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| Elite Cup
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| Appearances
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N/A (First in N/A)
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| Best result
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N/A, N/A
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| Babby Cup
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| Appearances
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1 (First in 2021 4chan Autumn Babby Cup)
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| Best result
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N/A, N/A
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| Team music
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| Kits
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Team History
A Less than Extreme Debut (Autumn 2021)
After the sudden and jarring split of /asp/ in twain, /xs/ was left in limbo. /pw/ had taken the lions share of of the former /asp/ roster, and this left /xs/ out in the cold. However, support from the patrons of the fledgling board allowed /xs/ a chance to breathe, and take part in Autumn 2021. Whilst the team was assembled at the 11th hour, this was at least a chance for them to prove they could hang.
The first match this new /xs/ team ran into was the newly invigorated team that was /k/. As the sounds of Superman rang out over the Battleship Bismarck, the newest kids on the block lined up in their black and red kits, and prepared for their introduction into the cup. Some poor attacks and lethargy that may have been attributed to nerves caused /xs/ to not have much in the way of early opportunities. /k/ had no problems piercing /xs/'s defence however, and they were up 1-0 at the 13th minute. Some skater guy decided to try and score (who?), but he was shut down by some airshitter mad about his burnt patch drawing a foul. He Burnt My Patch then decided to take a very decent shot that ended up drawing a hand from the Murder/k/ube. A short corner was taken, and that skater man from before decided to try and land /xs/'s first goal, but it ended up colliding with the top right corner of the bar. After a couple of weak attempts from a kinda weird nudist, it was half-time. Although /xs/ continued to attack, there was no conversion, and a scary attack from both Simo and Zergface was defused simply due to a lucky deflection off of Fuck Vail's ass. A couple of weak attacks by /xs/ were not enough against the Finnish assault, as /k/ went up 2-0 after a Simo Sharpshoot into the top left of the net. Unfortunately for /xs/, the rest of the match did not bode much better, as any attempt to attack was smothered by the /k/ defence, and the dagger was sunk at the 82nd minute by /k/ 's Zergface. On this occasion, real guns had won over the /xs/ crew.
Roster
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Position
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Player
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| 1
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411 #16 (1996)
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| 2
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Aggressive Inline
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| 3
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Tendonitis
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| 4
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But I'm Worried About Brain Damage
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| 5
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RIGGED
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| 6
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/k/ But For Felons
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| 7
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Earth Rocker
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| 8
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He Burned My Patch
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| 9
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Esoteric Nudist Rapieriest
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| 10
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Pipebomb
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| 11
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Tony Hawk's Existential Nightmare 
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| No.
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Position
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Player
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| 12
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Hakuho
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| 13
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Is 14 Too Old To Skate?
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| 14
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Skate Maid
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| 15
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>Braille
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| 16
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Fuck Vail
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| 17
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Is ___ An Extreme Sport?
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| 18
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A Bicycle Worth More Than Your Car
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| 19
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Green Boots
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| 20
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Hot Sexy Girl Climbing Mountain
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| 21
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McDojo
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| 22
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Zorb General
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| 23
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NO WRASSLIN'
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Match History
Rivalries
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The /asp/ Derby
Both /xs/ and /pw/ split from the same board, both are competing in fake meme divegrass. Naturally, everyone's wondering if little brother will ever get one up on big brother.
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Awards & Honors
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