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(This page is way to huge with all the video links, so I'm cutting the retired players section and will make a separate page for them at a later date. Also this page is still WIP)
 
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''Main article: [[/wsg/]]''
''Main article: [[/wsg/]]''</br>
''See Also: [[/wsg/ Roster Poll Results]]''


If some gifs aren't playing click the respective thumbnail to see the moving versions.
*This is the complete list of all current and former players for /wsg/.
*For a complete history of roster changes and statistics, see [[/wsg/ Statistics]].
 
{|{{Prettytable}}
|style="background:#ffffff; font-size:90%;" width="40px" align="center"|'''Sub'''
|style="background:#C3D69B; font-size:90%;" width="40px" align="center"|'''Starter'''
|style="background:#B7BEC5; font-size:90%;" width="40px" align="center"|'''Silver'''
|style="background:#E0C068; font-size:90%;" width="40px" align="center"|'''Gold'''
|}


==Starting XI==
==Starting XI==
{|{{Prettytable}} cellpadding="2"
{|{{Prettytable}} cellpadding="2"
|-bgcolor="dbe5f1"
|-style="color:#000000; background:#ff0a4d;"
|align="center"|'''Pos.'''
|width="25px" align="center"|'''No.'''
|align="center"|'''Picture'''
|width="25px" align="center"|'''Pos.'''
|width="1%" |'''No.'''
|width="175px" align="center"|'''Name'''
|width="10%" align="center"|'''Name'''
|width="175px" align="center"|'''Picture'''
|width="95%" |'''Description'''
|width="117px" align="center"|'''Portrait'''
|width="1%" |'''Caps'''
|align="center"|'''Description'''
|width="1%" |'''Goals'''
|width="1%" |'''Assists'''
|width="1%"|'''Saves'''


|-bgcolor="c3d69b"
|-bgcolor="c3d69b"
|align="center"|'''1'''
|align="center"|{{Position|GK}}
|align="center"|{{Position|GK}}
|align="center"|[[File:DealWithIt.gif|x100px]]
|align="center"|'''Deal With It'''<br/>''Reaction/Denial Gifs''
|align="center"|'''1'''
|height="175px" align="center"|[[File:WSG_DEAL_WITH_IT.gif|x175px]]
|align="center"|'''Deal With It'''<br/>''Denial Gifs''
|align="center"|[[File:WSG_DEAL_WITH_IT_PORTRAIT.png|x175px]]
|align="center"|A calm and cool set of hands that knows how to handle the pressure from opposing attackers.
|align="center"|A calm and cool set of hands that knows how to handle the pressure from opposing attackers.
|align="center"|'''21'''
|align="center"|'''N/A'''
|align="center"|'''N/A'''
|align="center"|'''43'''


|-bgcolor="c3d69b"
|-bgcolor="c3d69b"
|align="center"|'''68'''
|align="center"|{{Position|LB}}
|align="center"|{{Position|LB}}
|align="center"|[[File:Wsg_CrayonPop.gif|x100px]]
|align="center"|'''Why Are You Gay?'''<br/>''YLYL Webms''
|align="center"|'''10'''
|height="175px" align="center"|[[File:WSG_WHY_ARE_YOU_GAY.webm|x175px]]
|align="center"|'''CRAYON POP'''<br/>''K-Pop Gifs''
|align="center"|[[File:WSG_WHY_ARE_YOU_GAY_PORTRAIT.png|x175px]]
|align="center"|Catchy, earwormy, bubblegum pop and mildly suggestive dancing from the Far East? Sounds like a winning combination!
|align="center"|
|align="center"|'''7'''
|align="center"|'''0'''
|align="center"|'''0'''
|align="center"|'''N/A'''


|-bgcolor="c3d69b"
|-bgcolor="c3d69b"
|align="center"|'''5'''
|align="center"|{{Position|CB}}
|align="center"|{{Position|CB}}
|align="center"|[[File:Wasted_wsg.gif|x100px]]
|align="center"|'''WASTED'''<br/>''Exploitable/Rekt Webms''
|align="center"|'''5'''
|height="175px" align="center"|[[File:WSG_WASTED.gif|x175px]]
|align="center"|'''WASTED'''<br/>''Video Editing/Video Game Gifs''
|align="center"|[[File:WSG_WASTED_PORTRAIT.png|x175px]]
|align="center"|BUSTED
|align="center"|BUSTED
|align="center"|'''6'''
|align="center"|'''0'''
|align="center"|'''0'''
|align="center"|'''N/A'''
|-bgcolor="c3d69b"
|align="center"|{{Position|CB}}
|align="center"|[[File:VLCGlitch.gif|x100px]]
|align="center"|'''6'''
|align="center"|'''VLC Glitch'''<br/>''Video Editing/Glitching''
|align="center"|An interesting defensi-WUAAAAARRRHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
|align="center"|'''14'''
|align="center"|'''0'''
|align="center"|'''0'''
|align="center"|'''N/A'''


|-bgcolor="c3d69b"
|-bgcolor="c3d69b"
|align="center"|'''13'''
|align="center"|{{Position|RB}}
|align="center"|{{Position|RB}}
|align="center"|[[File:WSG_Hosei.gif|x100px]]
|align="center"|'''Did He Died?'''<br/>''Rekt Gifs''
|align="center"|'''11'''
|height="175px" align="center"|[[File:WSG_DID_HE_DIED.gif|x175px]]
|align="center"|'''Hōsei Tsukitei'''<br/>''Meanwhile, in Japan.../Gaki No Tsukai gifs''
|align="center"|[[File:WSG_DID_HE_DIED_PORTRAIT.png|x175px]]
|align="center"|Gaki No Tsukai's hardest trying comedian, Hōsei Tsukitei (formerly Yamasaki) proves you don't always have to get a laugh to be successful. His mirth and eternal optimism will power wing play down the right side and guide his crosses to their target.
|align="center"|Introduced during the Halloween Bowl, Did He Died? rises from the ashes to stalk the pitch once more.
|align="center"|'''7'''
|align="center"|'''0'''
|align="center"|'''0'''
|align="center"|'''N/A'''


|-bgcolor="c3d69b"
|-bgcolor="c3d69b"
|align="center"|'''4'''
|align="center"|{{Position|DMF}}
|align="center"|{{Position|DMF}}
|align="center"|[[File:Wsgsensiblechuckle.gif|x100px]]
|align="center"|'''FUCKING LEGEND'''<br/>''Animal/YLYL Webms''
|align="center"|'''16'''
|height="175px" align="center"|[[File:WSG_FUCKING_LEGEND.webm|x175px]]
|align="center"|'''Sensible Chuckle'''<br/>''Reaction Gifs''
|align="center"|[[File:WSG_FUCKING_LEGEND_PORTRAIT.png|x175px]]
|align="center"|The Australian sense of humour is a unique one, that's for sure. However, we all universally acquire acceptable mirth from a basset hound in a party hat.
|align="center"|'''ERIC''': I'M A LEGEND! ''FUCKING LEGEND''! AWK AWK AWK AWK!<br/>'''REFEREE''': You are ''NOT'' a fucking legend! You're naughty! Naughty, naughty, naughty!
|align="center"|'''5'''
|align="center"|'''0'''
|align="center"|'''0'''
|align="center"|'''N/A'''


|-bgcolor="bfbfbf"
|-bgcolor="c3d69b"
|align="center"|'''95'''
|align="center"|{{Position|CMF}}
|align="center"|{{Position|CMF}}
|align="center"|[[File:WSGRAVEN.gif|x100px]]
|align="center"|'''MULTI-TRACK LISTENING'''<br/>''Eurobeat Webms''
|align="center"|'''15'''
|height="175px" align="center"|[[File:WSG_MULTI-TRACK_LISTENING.webm|x175px]]
|align="center"|'''Raven of Azarath'''<br/>''Animation/Cartoon Gifs''
|align="center"|[[File:WSG_MULTI-TRACK_LISTENING_PORTRAIT.png|x175px]]
|align="center"|TEEN TITANS, GO! Intelligent play, and maybe just a little bit of underworld magicks, help this caped crusader navigate the field and divinate scoring chances. Should you cross her, be warned that she can end you in three words.
|align="center"|''♪SPEEDY SPEED BOY GASOLINE'S BURNING IN SPEEDY SPEED BOY AS FAST AS CAN BE SPEEDY SPEED BOY EVERY NIGHT AND DAY WIND IS ON MY FACE♫''<br/>''♪DEJA VU I'VE JUST BEEN IN THIS PLACE BEFORE HIGHER ON THE STREET AND I KNOW IT'S MY TIME TO GO♫''
|align="center"|'''9'''
|align="center"|'''0'''
|align="center"|'''3'''
|align="center"|'''N/A'''


|-bgcolor="bfbfbf"
|-bgcolor="B7BEC5"
|align="center"|'''20'''
|align="center"|{{Position|CMF}}
|align="center"|{{Position|CMF}}
|align="center"|[[File:Wsg_shinobu.gif|x100px]]
|align="center"|'''Big Man Tyrone'''<br/>''YLYL Webms''
|align="center"|'''7'''
|height="175px" align="center"|[[File:WSG_BIG_MAN_TYRONE.webm|x175px]]
|align="center"|'''Shinobu Oshino'''<br/>''Animation/Anime Gifs''
|align="center"|[[File:WSG_BIG_MAN_TYRONE_PORTRAIT.png|x175px]]
|align="center"|Ka ka.
|align="center"|[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r7juWGQza5c TOP KEK!]
|align="center"|'''5'''
 
|align="center"|'''1'''
|-bgcolor="B7BEC5"
|align="center"|'''0'''
|align="center"|'''89'''
|align="center"|'''N/A'''
|align="center"|{{Position|AMF}}
|align="center"|'''Duane'''<br/>''YGYL/Reaction Gifs''
|height="175px" align="center"|[[File:WSG_DUANE.gif|x175px]]
|align="center"|[[File:WSG_DUANE_PORTRAIT.png|x175px]]
|align="center"|How can one white boy be so based? He is the captain and hub of the team, as well as being universally regarded as the smoothest white person on the planet.


|-bgcolor="c3d69b"
|-bgcolor="E0C068"
|align="center"|'''77'''
|align="center"|{{Position|SS}}
|align="center"|{{Position|SS}}
|align="center"|[[File:WSG_gabe.gif|x100px]]
|align="center"|'''Ricardo Milos'''<br/>''Gachimuchi/Anti-TikTok Webms''
|align="center"|'''37'''
|height="175px" align="center"|[[File:WSG_RICARDO_MILOS.webm|x175px]]
|align="center"|'''Gabe the Dog'''<br/>''Remix/YTPMV/NND Webms''
|align="center"|[[File:WSG_RICARDO_MILOS_PORTRAIT.png|x175px]]
|align="center"|BarkbarkBARKBARKbarkbarkBARKbarkBARKBARKbark- BARKBARKbarkBarkbarkBARKBARKbarkbarkBARKbark-
|align="center"|
|align="center"|'''19'''
|align="center"|'''2'''
|align="center"|'''0'''
|align="center"|'''N/A'''


|-bgcolor="edda74"
|-bgcolor="E0C068"
|align="center"|{{Position|CF}}
|align="center"|'''9'''
|align="center"|[[File:Dodger.gif|x100px]]
|align="center"|'''28'''
|align="center"|'''Dodger Leigh'''<br/>''Youtube Star Gifs/Jesus Christ, why are there 80 threads on her?''
|align="center"|Star of web series' like "Press Heart to Continue" and "The Guild", Dodger Leigh holds a special place in many a /wsg/ fan's heart. Dodger for Gold when? (Now, apparently.)
|align="center"|'''22'''
|align="center"|'''7'''
|align="center"|'''2'''
|align="center"|'''N/A'''
 
|-bgcolor="edda74"
|align="center"|{{Position|CF}}
|align="center"|{{Position|CF}}
|align="center"|[[File:Duane.gif|x100px]]
|align="center"|'''To Be Continued''' [[Image:Captain.png|15px|Captain]]<br/>''Exploitable/Rekt Webms''
|align="center"|'''89'''
|height="175px" align="center"|[[File:WSG_TO_BE_CONTINUED.webm|x175px]]
|align="center"|'''Duane''' [[Image:Captain.png|15px|Captain]]<br/>''Dancing/Party/Cool Gif, Ubiquitous on /wsg/''
|align="center"|[[File:WSG_TO_BE_CONTINUED_PORTRAIT.png|x175px]]
|align="center"|How can one white boy be so based? He is the captain and hub of the team, as well as being universally regarded as the smoothest white person on the planet.
|align="center"|'''<TO BE CONTINUED|\|/'''
|align="center"|'''28'''
|align="center"|'''17'''
|align="center"|'''8'''
|align="center"|'''N/A'''
|}
|}


==Substitutions==
==Substitutions==
{|{{Prettytable}} cellpadding="2"
{|{{Prettytable}} cellpadding="2"
|-bgcolor="dbe5f1"
|-style="color:#000000; background:#ff0a4d;"
|align="center"|'''Pos.'''
|width="25px" align="center"|'''No.'''
|align="center"|'''Picture'''
|width="25px" align="center"|'''Pos.'''
|width="1%" |'''No.'''
|width="175px" align="center"|'''Name'''
|width="10%" align="center"|'''Name'''
|width="175px" align="center"|'''Picture'''
|width="95%" |'''Description'''
|width="117px" align="center"|'''Portrait'''
|width="1%" |'''Caps'''
|align="center"|'''Description'''
|width="1%" |'''Goals'''
|width="1%" |'''Assists'''
|width="1%"|'''Saves'''


|-bgcolor="ffffff"
|-bgcolor="ffffff"
|align="center"|{{Position|GK}}
|align="center"|'''19'''
|align="center"|[[File:GetOut.gif|x100px]]
|align="center"|{{Position|LB}}
|align="center"|'''2'''
|align="center"|'''WTF Is This Real?'''<br/>''YLYL Gifs''
|align="center"|'''Get Out'''<br/>''Denial Gifs''
|height="175px" align="center"|[[File:WSG_WTF_IS_THIS_REAL.gif|x175px]]
|align="center"|Well rounded and versatile, he ensures anything coming his way heeds his name.
|align="center"|[[File:WSG_WTF_IS_THIS_REAL_PORTRAIT.png|x175px]]
|align="center"|'''7'''
|align="center"|
|align="center"|'''N/A'''
|align="center"|'''N/A'''
|align="center"|'''12'''


|-bgcolor="ffffff"
|-bgcolor="ffffff"
|align="center"|{{Position|GK}}
|align="center"|[[File:WSGSTERLING.gif|x100px]]
|align="center"|'''3'''
|align="center"|'''Scott Sterling'''<br/>''Sports Gifs''
|align="center"|THE MAN.<br />THE MYTH.<br />THE LEGEND.
|align="center"|'''0'''
|align="center"|'''N/A'''
|align="center"|'''N/A'''
|align="center"|'''0'''
|-bgcolor="ffffff"
|align="center"|{{Position|LB}}
|align="center"|[[File:BostonDynamics.gif|x100px]]
|align="center"|'''92'''
|align="center"|'''92'''
|align="center"|'''Boston Dynamics'''<br/>''Mechaincal/Robotic Gifs''
|align="center"|These guys are the creators of marvelous mechanical movers like the BigDog, WildCat, and Sandflea. If you stumble into a science or robotics thread, you better believe that these guys supplied some of the viewing material.
|align="center"|'''11'''
|align="center"|'''0'''
|align="center"|'''1'''
|align="center"|'''N/A'''
|-bgcolor="ffffff"
|align="center"|{{Position|CB}}
|align="center"|{{Position|CB}}
|align="center"|[[File:ThanksObama.gif|x100px]]
|align="center"|'''Boston Dynamics'''<br/>''Mechanical/Robotic Gifs''
|align="center"|'''44'''
|height="175px" align="center"|[[File:WSG_BOSTON_DYNAMICS.gif|x175px]]
|align="center"|'''Thanks, Obama!'''<br/>''Infomercial/Commercial Gifs''
|align="center"|[[File:WSG_BOSTON_DYNAMICS_PORTRAIT.png|x175px]]
|align="center"|It’s all your fault, asshole!
|align="center"|These guys are the creators of marvellous mechanical movers like the BigDog, WildCat, and Sandflea. If you stumble into a science or robotics thread, you better believe that these guys supplied some of the viewing material.
|align="center"|'''12'''
|align="center"|'''1'''
|align="center"|'''0'''
|align="center"|'''N/A'''
 
|-bgcolor="ffffff"
|align="center"|{{Position|CB}}
|align="center"|[[File:Wsg_mainus.gif|x100px]]
|align="center"|'''9'''
|align="center"|'''Danny Mainus'''<br/>''Fighting/Sports Webms''
|align="center"|There are three things to understand when talking about Mainus:<br />
1: Mainus is comfortable in the back<br />
2: Mainus is known for his explosiveness when the time comes to use it<br />
3: Mainus keeps a close eye on the opposition when they try to squeeze through him<br />
|align="center"|'''0'''
|align="center"|'''0'''
|align="center"|'''0'''
|align="center"|'''N/A'''
 
|-bgcolor="ffffff"
|align="center"|{{Position|CB}}
|align="center"|[[File:Wsg_FLegend.gif|x100px]]
|align="center"|'''4'''
|align="center"|'''FUCKING LEGEND'''<br/>''Funny Animal Webms''
|align="center"|'''REFEREE''': Eric! Look at me! Did you bash up that attacker?<br />
'''ERIC''': SCREEEE! FUCKING LEGEND!<br />
'''REFEREE''': Di- no you are not a fucking legend! Did you scare the linesman!<br />
'''ERIC''': I'M A LEGEND! ''FUCKING LEGEND''! AWK AWK AWK AWK!<br />
'''REFEREE''': You are ''NOT'' a fucking legend! You're naughty! Naughty, naughty, naughty!
|align="center"|'''0'''
|align="center"|'''0'''
|align="center"|'''0'''
|align="center"|'''N/A'''


|-bgcolor="ffffff"
|-bgcolor="ffffff"
|align="center"|'''23'''
|align="center"|{{Position|RB}}
|align="center"|{{Position|RB}}
|align="center"|[[File:WSGHORRIFYING.gif|x100px]]
|align="center"|'''Look At Him Go!'''<br/>''Vintage Internet Gifs''
|align="center"|'''61'''
|height="175px" align="center"|[[File:WSG_LOOK_AT_HIM_GO!.gif|x175px]]
|align="center"|'''Horrifying Planet'''<br/>''Animal/Spooky-Scary Gifs''
|align="center"|[[File:WSG_LOOK_AT_HIM_GO!_PORTRAIT.png|x175px]]
|align="center"|All of the disgusting, freakish, and nasty things the world's inhabitants are and do summed up in one football player. Truly we are all but specks of creepy as hell dust on this Horrifying Planet.
|align="center"|
|align="center"|'''3'''
|align="center"|'''0'''
|align="center"|'''0'''
|align="center"|'''N/A'''


|-bgcolor="ffffff"
|-bgcolor="ffffff"
|align="center"|'''16'''
|align="center"|{{Position|DMF}}
|align="center"|{{Position|DMF}}
|align="center"|[[File:WSG_SHOTGUN_CHICKEN.gif|x100px]]
|align="center"|'''Sensible Chuckle'''<br/>''Reaction Gifs''
|align="center"|'''12'''
|height="175px" align="center"|[[File:WSG_SENSIBLE_CHUCKLE.gif|x175px]]
|align="center"|'''Shotgun Chicken'''<br/>''Rekt/Exploitable Webms''
|align="center"|[[File:WSG_SENSIBLE_CHUCKLE_PORTRAIT.png|x175px]]
|align="center"|GET CLUCKED!
|align="center"|The Australian sense of humour is a unique one, that's for sure. However, we all universally acquire acceptable mirth from a basset hound in a party hat.
|align="center"|'''1 '''
|align="center"|'''0'''
|align="center"|'''0'''
|align="center"|'''N/A'''
 
|-bgcolor="ffffff"
|align="center"|{{Position|DMF}}
|align="center"|[[File:56ChickenNuggets.gif|x100px]]
|align="center"|'''56'''
|align="center"|'''56 Chicken Nuggets'''<br/>''Infomercial/Corporate Gifs''
|align="center"|A midfielder's job is tough, but this guy is tougher. Ignoring him can flush your entire season away. (Just ask /s/.)
|align="center"|'''19'''
|align="center"|'''2'''
|align="center"|'''0'''
|align="center"|'''N/A'''
 
|-bgcolor="ffffff"
|align="center"|{{Position|AMF}}
|align="center"|[[File:WSG_RICK_HENTAI.gif|x100px]]
|align="center"|'''69'''
|align="center"|'''Ear Rape'''<br/>''Uncomfortably Loud Audio Webms''
|align="center"|♪SCREEEEEEE AAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWW WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAGHGHHH WOOOOGHHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA WHATTHEFUCK AAAAAAAAAAAAAOAUUUUUUUUUUUUUGH BWAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO WREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE♫
|align="center"|'''0'''
|align="center"|'''0'''
|align="center"|'''0'''
|align="center"|'''N/A'''
 
|-bgcolor="ffffff"
|align="center"|{{Position|SS}}
|align="center"|[[File:WSG_THERE_IS_BEAR_CUM.gif|x100px]]
|align="center"|'''8'''
|align="center"|'''There Is Bear Cum!'''<br/>''Sports/YLYL Webms''
|align="center"|THERE IS BEAR CUM, THERE IS BEAR CUM, FRANKDEBOERWOJAQIHEIHFAIEEIFHAOIWNEQAOWDODENNISAWOJEBERGKAMP!!!
|align="center"|'''1'''
|align="center"|'''0'''
|align="center"|'''0'''
|align="center"|'''N/A'''


|-bgcolor="ffffff"
|-bgcolor="ffffff"
|align="center"|{{Position|SS}}
|align="center"|[[File:BrentRambo.gif|x100px]]
|align="center"|'''18'''
|align="center"|'''18'''
|align="center"|'''Brent Rambo'''<br/>''Reaction Gifs''
|align="center"|If you're not careful he might end up right in front of your net, nodding and giving a thumbs up in stoic approval of the goal he just scored.
|align="center"|'''13'''
|align="center"|'''2'''
|align="center"|'''1'''
|align="center"|'''N/A'''
|}
==Retired Players==
{|{{Prettytable}} cellpadding="2"
|-bgcolor="dbe5f1"
|align="center"|'''Pos.'''
|align="center"|'''Picture'''
|width="1%" |'''No.'''
|width="10%" align="center"|'''Name'''
|width="95%" |'''Description'''
|width="1%" |'''Caps'''
|width="1%" |'''Goals'''
|width="1%" |'''Assists'''
|width="1%"|'''Saves'''
|width="1%"  |'''Last Cup'''
|-bgcolor="ffffff"
|align="center"|{{Position|GK}}
|align="center"|[[File:WSG_SPLIT_RACER.gif|x100px]]
|align="center"|'''21'''
|align="center"|'''Split Racer'''
|align="center"|Flexibility is good for racing, let's see how well it translates to goalkeeping.
|align="center"|'''0'''
|align="center"|'''N/A'''
|align="center"|'''N/A'''
|align="center"|'''0'''
|align="center"|[[File:Fall-2013-Logo qualifiers.png|25px]]
|-bgcolor="ffffff"
|align="center"|{{Position|GK}}
|align="center"|[[File:WSG_NOPENOPENOPE.gif|x100px]]
|align="center"|'''18'''
|align="center"|'''NOPENOPENOPE'''
|align="center"|NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE
|align="center"|'''0'''
|align="center"|'''N/A'''
|align="center"|'''N/A'''
|align="center"|'''0'''
|align="center"|[[File:Fall-2013-Logo qualifiers.png|25px]]
|-bgcolor="ffffff"
|align="center"|{{Position|CB}}
|align="center"|[[File:WSG_YLYL.gif|x100px]]
|align="center"|'''19'''
|align="center"|'''You Laugh You Lose'''
|align="center"|Wut's dat?<br/>I raff, I ruse?
|align="center"|'''0'''
|align="center"|'''0'''
|align="center"|'''0'''
|align="center"|'''N/A'''
|align="center"|[[File:Fall-2013-Logo qualifiers.png|25px]]
|-bgcolor="ffffff"
|align="center"|{{Position|CB}}
|align="center"|[[File:WSG_SNEEZING_PANDA.gif|x100px]]
|align="center"|'''12'''
|align="center"|'''Sneezing Panda'''
|align="center"|HOLY. JESUS. MOTHER. FUCK. YOU ALMOST GAVE ME A HEART ATTACK!
|align="center"|'''3'''
|align="center"|'''0'''
|align="center"|'''0'''
|align="center"|'''N/A'''
|align="center"|[[File:Fall-2013-Logo qualifiers.png|25px]]
|-bgcolor="c3d69b"
|align="center"|{{Position|CB}}
|align="center"|[[File:WSG_TACO_TOWN.gif|x100px]]
|align="center"|'''3'''
|align="center"|'''Taco Town'''
|align="center"|Players on opposing teams drop dead just looking at this player's heart stopping goodness.
|align="center"|'''5'''
|align="center"|'''0'''
|align="center"|'''0'''
|align="center"|'''N/A'''
|align="center"|[[File:Fall-2013-Logo qualifiers.png|25px]]
|-bgcolor="ffffff"
|align="center"|{{Position|RB}}
|align="center"|[[File:WSG_REACTION_FACES.gif|x100px]]
|align="center"|'''23'''
|align="center"|'''Reaction Faces'''
|align="center"|This player has a large array of gifs to choose from, ready to post if he loses the match, lets hope it doesn't come to that.
|align="center"|'''2'''
|align="center"|'''0'''
|align="center"|'''0'''
|align="center"|'''N/A'''
|align="center"|[[File:Fall-2013-Logo qualifiers.png|25px]]
|-bgcolor="c3d69b"
|align="center"|{{Position|DMF}}
|align="center"|[[File:WSG_HYPNOTOAD.gif|x100px]]
|align="center"|'''13'''
|align="center"|'''Hypnotoad'''
|align="center"|ALL GLORY TO THE HYPNOTOAD!
|align="center"|'''6'''
|align="center"|'''0'''
|align="center"|'''1'''
|align="center"|'''N/A'''
|align="center"|[[File:Fall-2013-Logo qualifiers.png|25px]]
|-bgcolor="bfbfbf"
|align="center"|{{Position|CMF}}
|align="center"|{{Position|CMF}}
|align="center"|[[File:Wsg_seizurebro.gif|x100px]]
|align="center"|'''Pumped Up Kicks'''<br/>''Edgy/YLYL Webms''
|align="center"|'''10'''
|height="175px" align="center"|[[File:WSG_PUMPED_UP_KICKS.webm|x175px]]
|align="center"|'''Seizure Bro'''
|align="center"|[[File:WSG_PUMPED_UP_KICKS_PORTRAIT.png|x175px]]
|align="center"|RIP SEIZURE BRO 2013-2014<br/>DIED DOING WHAT HE WAS KNOWN FOR<br/>ENDURING PAINFUL EPILEPTIC SHOCK
|align="center"|''♪All the other kids with the pumped up kicks, better run better run, outrun my gun♫<br/>♪All the other kids with the pumped up kicks, better run better run, faster than my bullet♫''
|align="center"|'''6'''
|align="center"|'''0'''
|align="center"|'''1'''
|align="center"|'''N/A'''
|align="center"|[[File:Fall-2013-Logo qualifiers.png|25px]]
 
|-bgcolor="ffffff"
|align="center"|{{Position|DMF}}<br/>{{Position|GK}}
|align="center"|[[File:HatersGonnaHate.gif|x100px]]
|align="center"|'''3'''
|align="center"|'''Haters Gonna Hate'''
|align="center"|A smash-mouth, in-your-face keeper who isn't afraid to take risks and make aggressive runs at the ball.
|align="center"|'''6'''
|align="center"|'''0'''
|align="center"|'''0'''
|align="center"|'''0'''
|align="center"|[[File:2014_winter_cup_snowflake_500.png|25px]]
 
|-bgcolor="ffffff"
|align="center"|{{Position|CB}}
|align="center"|[[File:Carrot.gif|x100px]]
|align="center"|'''8'''
|align="center"|'''Carrot'''
|align="center"|VIEW IMAGE BEFORE GOING UP AGAINST THIS CENTER-BACK.
|align="center"|'''1'''
|align="center"|'''0'''
|align="center"|'''0'''
|align="center"|'''N/A'''
|align="center"|[[File:2014_winter_cup_snowflake_500.png|25px]]
 
|-bgcolor="ffffff"
|align="center"|{{Position|CMF}}<br/>{{Position|GK}}
|align="center"|[[File:CupcakeDog.gif|x100px]]
|align="center"|'''3'''
|align="center"|'''Cupcake Dog'''
|align="center"|How do you teach an old dog a new trick like goalkeeping? Paint the ball like one of his favourite sweets.
|align="center"|'''6'''
|align="center"|'''0'''
|align="center"|'''1'''
|align="center"|'''0'''
|align="center"|[[File:2014_Spring_Cup_logo.png|25px]]
 
|-bgcolor="ffffff"
|align="center"|{{Position|LB}}
|align="center"|[[File:RhinoEggs.gif|x100px]]
|align="center"|'''12'''
|align="center"|'''Rhino Eggs'''
|align="center"|Why would those warthogs try to eat the rhino eggs with mama right there? :^)
|align="center"|'''8'''
|align="center"|'''0'''
|align="center"|'''0'''
|align="center"|'''N/A'''
|align="center"|[[File:2014_Spring_Cup_logo.png|25px]]
 
|-bgcolor="ffffff"
|align="center"|{{Position|CB}}
|align="center"|[[File:RINGRING.gif|x100px]]
|align="center"|'''7'''
|align="center"|'''Ring, Ring!'''
|align="center"|Did you think that this image wasn't work safe? This call's for you.
|align="center"|'''4'''
|align="center"|'''0'''
|align="center"|'''0'''
|align="center"|'''N/A'''
|align="center"|[[File:2014_Spring_Cup_logo.png|25px]]


|-bgcolor="c3d69b"
|align="center"|{{Position|DMF}}<br/>{{Position|CB}}
|align="center"|[[File:SmellsLikeAss.gif|x100px]]
|align="center"|'''13'''
|align="center"|'''Smells Like Ass'''
|align="center"|A defender who is lights out when the game is on. He believes the opposition has quite the stench. (He's correct.)
|align="center"|'''4'''
|align="center"|'''0'''
|align="center"|'''0'''
|align="center"|'''N/A'''
|align="center"|[[File:2014_Spring_Cup_logo.png|25px]]
|-bgcolor="c3d69b"
|align="center"|{{Position|CB}}
|align="center"|[[File:BlueBallMachine.gif|x100px]]
|align="center"|'''4'''
|align="center"|'''Blue Ball Machine'''
|align="center"|A devilish contraption that creates, destroys, and rebuilds mysterious blue balls. Now with added football-playing capabilities.
|align="center"|'''4'''
|align="center"|'''0'''
|align="center"|'''0'''
|align="center"|'''N/A'''
|align="center"|[[File:2014_Spring_Cup_logo.png|25px]]
|-bgcolor="ffffff"
|align="center"|{{Position|RB}}
|align="center"|[[File:AbandonThread.gif|x100px]]
|align="center"|'''10'''
|align="center"|'''Abandon Thread'''
|align="center"|Fuck this thread I’m out!
|align="center"|'''9'''
|align="center"|'''0'''
|align="center"|'''0'''
|align="center"|'''N/A'''
|align="center"|[[File:2014_Spring_Cup_logo.png|25px]]
|-bgcolor="ffffff"
|align="center"|{{Position|CMF}}
|align="center"|[[File:Infomercials.gif|x100px]]
|align="center"|'''18'''
|align="center"|'''Infomercials'''
|align="center"|Signed on for a reasonable transfer bonus (four easy payments of $19.99), this flashy stud makes it all look too easy for him. Just don't think he'll make it so simple for you.
|align="center"|'''3'''
|align="center"|'''0'''
|align="center"|'''0'''
|align="center"|'''N/A'''
|align="center"|[[File:2014_Spring_Cup_logo.png|25px]]
|-bgcolor="bfbfbf"
|align="center"|{{Position|RMF}}
|align="center"|[[File:Mako_WSG.gif|x100px]]
|align="center"|'''21'''
|align="center"|'''Mako Mankanshoku'''
|align="center"|Representing the active anime threads of /wsg/, Mako is a spirited young midfielder who gives a top-flight performance no matter how many stars she's ranked.
|align="center"|'''5'''
|align="center"|'''1'''
|align="center"|'''2'''
|align="center"|'''N/A'''
|align="center"|[[File:2014_Spring_Cup_logo.png|25px]]
|-bgcolor="ffffff"
|align="center"|{{Position|AMF}}
|align="center"|[[File:Cool_guy.gif|x100px]]
|align="center"|'''10'''
|align="center"|'''Cool Guy'''
|align="center"|IT'S COOL GUY!
COOL GUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUY!
|align="center"|'''0'''
|align="center"|'''0'''
|align="center"|'''0'''
|align="center"|'''N/A'''
|align="center"|[[File:2014SummerCupLogo.png|25px]]
|-bgcolor="ffffff"
|align="center"|{{Position|CB}}<br/>{{Position|GK}}
|align="center"|[[File:LOLDidntRead.gif|x100px]]
|align="center"|'''3'''
|align="center"|'''LOL DIDN'T READ'''
|align="center"|← This shot here? And this shot here →? And that shot up here ↑? You didn’t score on it lol!
|align="center"|'''10'''
|align="center"|'''0'''
|align="center"|'''0'''
|align="center"|'''0'''
|align="center"|[[File:2014SummerCupLogo.png|25px]]
|-bgcolor="ffffff"
|align="center"|{{Position|RB}}<br/>{{Position|LB}}
|align="center"|[[File:JetPreacher.gif|x100px]]
|align="center"|'''8'''
|align="center"|'''Jet Preacher'''
|align="center"|Playing mostly on the wings, the Jet Preacher can transform into a Jet after a long sermon and fly past opponents to place through balls or a well timed cross toward the box.
|align="center"|'''15'''
|align="center"|'''0'''
|align="center"|'''0'''
|align="center"|'''N/A'''
|align="center"|[[File:2014SummerCupLogo.png|25px]]
|-bgcolor="ffffff"
|align="center"|{{Position|CMF}}<br/>{{Position|CB}}
|align="center"|[[File:Loops.gif|x100px]]
|align="center"|'''88'''
|align="center"|'''Seamless Loops'''
|align="center"|When it comes to a player that literally doesn't know the meaning of the word 'stop,' Seamless Loops is your man. His dogged determination and flawless transitions make him a late-game nightmare for the opposing defenders.
|align="center"|'''5'''
|align="center"|'''0'''
|align="center"|'''0'''
|align="center"|'''N/A'''
|align="center"|[[File:2014SummerCupLogo.png|25px]]
|-bgcolor="c3d69b"
|align="center"|{{Position|RB}}
|align="center"|[[File:Colbert_wsg.gif|x100px]]
|align="center"|'''11'''
|align="center"|'''Stephen Colbert'''
|align="center"|He's the television host who understands what matters most. Also plays a mean defensive game, although he favours the right just a bit too much to play halfback.
|align="center"|'''2'''
|align="center"|'''0'''
|align="center"|'''0'''
|align="center"|'''N/A'''
|align="center"|[[File:2014SummerCupLogo.png|25px]]
|-bgcolor="ffffff"
|align="center"|{{Position|DMF}}
|align="center"|[[File:WSG_The_Raptor.gif|x100px]]
|align="center"|'''95'''
|align="center"|'''The Raptor'''
|align="center"|Quite possibly one of the greatest sports-related gifs of all time, The Raptor finally gives disheartened viewers something to post after another tough loss.
|align="center"|'''3'''
|align="center"|'''0'''
|align="center"|'''0'''
|align="center"|'''N/A'''
|align="center"|[[File:2014SummerCupLogo.png|25px]]
|-bgcolor="ffffff"
|align="center"|{{Position|DMF}}
|align="center"|[[File:Lemongrab.gif|x100px]]
|align="center"|'''16'''
|align="center"|'''Lemongrab'''
|align="center"|Due to the less-than-stellar record of superheroes in the 4CC, /wsg/ reached up high into the lemon tree that is their cartoon threads and plucked this jaundiced nobleman. From him to you he says, "Hello, and stay out of the /wsg/ backfield!"
|align="center"|'''4'''
|align="center"|'''0'''
|align="center"|'''0'''
|align="center"|'''N/A'''
|align="center"|[[File:2014SummerCupLogo.png|25px]]
|-bgcolor="ffffff"
|align="center"|{{Position|DMF}}<br/>{{Position|CMF}}
|align="center"|[[File:Carlton.gif|x100px]]
|align="center"|'''19'''
|align="center"|'''The Carlton'''
|align="center"|The Carlton brings some flair to the game with his incredibly unique dance. He's rumoured to be related to royalty. If true, that would make him quite the Novel Nobleman.
|align="center"|'''1'''
|align="center"|'''7'''
|align="center"|'''0'''
|align="center"|'''N/A'''
|align="center"|[[File:2014SummerCupLogo.png|25px]]
|-bgcolor="ffffff"
|align="center"|{{Position|RB}}<br/>{{Position|CMF}}
|align="center"|[[File:DidHeDied.gif|x100px]]
|align="center"|'''61'''
|align="center"|'''Did he Died?'''
|align="center"|Introduced during the Halloween Bowl, Did He Died? rises from the ashes to stalk the pitch once more.
|align="center"|'''5'''
|align="center"|'''0'''
|align="center"|'''0'''
|align="center"|'''N/A'''
|align="center"|[[File:2014SummerCupLogo.png|25px]]
|-bgcolor="bfbfbf"
|align="center"|{{Position|RMF}}
|align="center"|[[File:WSG_Roka.gif|x100px]]
|align="center"|'''21'''
|align="center"|'''Roka Shibasaki'''
|align="center"|The fiery demeanor and disarming poker face of the young woman known to many as the "Strongest Darkness" is a perfect fit to represent both the anime threads of our board and the never-say-die attitude of our midfield attack.
|align="center"|'''6'''
|align="center"|'''1'''
|align="center"|'''0'''
|align="center"|'''N/A'''
|align="center"|[[File:2014SummerCupLogo.png|25px]]
|-bgcolor="edda74"
|align="center"|{{Position|SS}}
|align="center"|[[File:BigShake.gif|x100px]]
|align="center"|'''22'''
|align="center"|'''Big Shake'''
|align="center"|The air surrounding you cowers in fear when you get your hands on this Haitian meal-replacement drink. Now /wsg/ holds claim to the natural thrust-based power of the BIG SHAKE!
|align="center"|'''19'''
|align="center"|'''8'''
|align="center"|'''4'''
|align="center"|'''N/A'''
|align="center"|[[File:2014SummerCupLogo.png|25px]]
|-bgcolor="ffffff"
|align="center"|{{Position|CB}}
|align="center"|[[File:WEBMMEGATHREAD.gif|x100px]]
|align="center"|'''10'''
|align="center"|'''.webm Megathread'''<br/>''Video Editing/Type''
|align="center"|"Wait, we can add sound to our posts now? TIME TO MAKE THE WEBMS."
With integration of the .webm moving picture format into 4chan, you're bound to find a few of these on /wsg/ at any given time. Even moreso today, with audio-laden webms now accepted on /wsg/.
|align="center"|'''6'''
|align="center"|'''0'''
|align="center"|'''0'''
|align="center"|'''N/A'''
|align="center"|[[File:2015_4chan_winter_cup_logo.png|25px]]
|-bgcolor="ffffff"
|align="center"|{{Position|DMF}}
|align="center"|[[File:CSOtter_wsg.gif|x100px]]
|align="center"|'''12'''
|align="center"|'''Cup Stacking Otter'''<br/>''Animals/Cute Gifs''
|align="center"|Fed up with zoo attendants offering him stackable cups in the wrong order, this semi-aquatic mammal is going to take his frustrations out on the pitch.
|align="center"|'''3'''
|align="center"|'''0'''
|align="center"|'''0'''
|align="center"|'''N/A'''
|align="center"|[[File:2015_4chan_winter_cup_logo.png|25px]]
|-bgcolor="bfbfbf"
|align="center"|{{Position|RMF}}
|align="center"|[[File:WSG_YASUHARA.gif|x100px]]
|align="center"|'''21'''
|align="center"|'''Ema Yasuhara'''<br/>''Animation/Anime Gifs''
|align="center"|ICHI NII SAN SHI GO ROKU SHICHI HACHI...
A key animator for her production company, Ema Yasuhara has proven their are no sketchy details in both her drawing and sports acumen. Her stretching routines help lift the weight from her teammates' shoulders. (They will probably never stop being posted multiple times, either.)
|align="center"|'''4'''
|align="center"|'''0'''
|align="center"|'''0'''
|align="center"|'''N/A'''
|align="center"|[[File:2015_4chan_winter_cup_logo.png|25px]]
|-bgcolor="ffffff"
|align="center"|{{Position|AMF}}
|align="center"|[[File:WSGNIGRI.gif|x100px]]
|align="center"|'''19'''
|align="center"|'''Jessica Nigri'''<br/>''Cosplay Gifs/Popular Topic of Debate''
|align="center"|It doesn't matter if you care about her breast implants, guys. For fucks sake, just post gifs already. No, whether or not you would procreate with her has no bearing in this either. Stop shitting up the board.
|align="center"|'''0'''
|align="center"|'''0'''
|align="center"|'''0'''
|align="center"|'''N/A'''
|align="center"|[[File:2015_4chan_winter_cup_logo.png|25px]]
|}
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[[Category:Official team rosters|wsg]]
[[Category:Official team rosters|wsg]]

Latest revision as of 22:07, 4 April 2022

Main article: /wsg/
See Also: /wsg/ Roster Poll Results

  • This is the complete list of all current and former players for /wsg/.
  • For a complete history of roster changes and statistics, see /wsg/ Statistics.
Sub Starter Silver Gold

Starting XI

No. Pos. Name Picture Portrait Description
1
  GK
Deal With It
Reaction/Denial Gifs
WSG DEAL WITH IT.gif File:WSG DEAL WITH IT PORTRAIT.png A calm and cool set of hands that knows how to handle the pressure from opposing attackers.
68
  LB
Why Are You Gay?
YLYL Webms
File:WSG WHY ARE YOU GAY PORTRAIT.png
5
  CB
WASTED
Exploitable/Rekt Webms
WSG WASTED.gif File:WSG WASTED PORTRAIT.png BUSTED
13
  RB
Did He Died?
Rekt Gifs
WSG DID HE DIED.gif File:WSG DID HE DIED PORTRAIT.png Introduced during the Halloween Bowl, Did He Died? rises from the ashes to stalk the pitch once more.
4
  DMF
FUCKING LEGEND
Animal/YLYL Webms
File:WSG FUCKING LEGEND PORTRAIT.png ERIC: I'M A LEGEND! FUCKING LEGEND! AWK AWK AWK AWK!
REFEREE: You are NOT a fucking legend! You're naughty! Naughty, naughty, naughty!
95
  CMF
MULTI-TRACK LISTENING
Eurobeat Webms
File:WSG MULTI-TRACK LISTENING PORTRAIT.png ♪SPEEDY SPEED BOY GASOLINE'S BURNING IN SPEEDY SPEED BOY AS FAST AS CAN BE SPEEDY SPEED BOY EVERY NIGHT AND DAY WIND IS ON MY FACE♫
♪DEJA VU I'VE JUST BEEN IN THIS PLACE BEFORE HIGHER ON THE STREET AND I KNOW IT'S MY TIME TO GO♫
20
  CMF
Big Man Tyrone
YLYL Webms
File:WSG BIG MAN TYRONE PORTRAIT.png TOP KEK!
89
  AMF
Duane
YGYL/Reaction Gifs
WSG DUANE.gif File:WSG DUANE PORTRAIT.png How can one white boy be so based? He is the captain and hub of the team, as well as being universally regarded as the smoothest white person on the planet.
77
  SS
Ricardo Milos
Gachimuchi/Anti-TikTok Webms
File:WSG RICARDO MILOS.webm WSG RICARDO MILOS PORTRAIT.png
9
  CF
To Be Continued Captain
Exploitable/Rekt Webms
File:WSG TO BE CONTINUED PORTRAIT.png <TO BE CONTINUED|\|/

Substitutions

No. Pos. Name Picture Portrait Description
19
  LB
WTF Is This Real?
YLYL Gifs
WSG WTF IS THIS REAL.gif File:WSG WTF IS THIS REAL PORTRAIT.png
92
  CB
Boston Dynamics
Mechanical/Robotic Gifs
WSG BOSTON DYNAMICS.gif File:WSG BOSTON DYNAMICS PORTRAIT.png These guys are the creators of marvellous mechanical movers like the BigDog, WildCat, and Sandflea. If you stumble into a science or robotics thread, you better believe that these guys supplied some of the viewing material.
23
  RB
Look At Him Go!
Vintage Internet Gifs
WSG LOOK AT HIM GO!.gif File:WSG LOOK AT HIM GO! PORTRAIT.png
16
  DMF
Sensible Chuckle
Reaction Gifs
WSG SENSIBLE CHUCKLE.gif File:WSG SENSIBLE CHUCKLE PORTRAIT.png The Australian sense of humour is a unique one, that's for sure. However, we all universally acquire acceptable mirth from a basset hound in a party hat.
18
  CMF
Pumped Up Kicks
Edgy/YLYL Webms
File:WSG PUMPED UP KICKS PORTRAIT.png ♪All the other kids with the pumped up kicks, better run better run, outrun my gun♫
♪All the other kids with the pumped up kicks, better run better run, faster than my bullet♫