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| width="80%" align="justify" style="font-size: 180%; padding-top: 5px;" | '''56 Chicken Nuggets''' [[File:wsg icon.png|text-top|25px]]
| width="80%" align="justify" style="font-size: 180%; padding-top: 5px;" | '''Onee-sama''' [[File:u icon.png|text-top|25px]]
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| width="80%" | {{Position|AMF}}
| width="80%" | {{Position|CB}}
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| width="80%" style="font-size: 90%;" | Build: 180cm/70kg
| width="80%" style="font-size: 90%;" | Build: 185cm/61kg
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| width="80%" style="font-size: 90%;" | [[Pro Evolution Soccer 2014/Player Skills|Player Skills]]: {{skill|C03}}, {{skill|P04}}
| width="80%" style="font-size: 90%;" | [[Pro Evolution Soccer 2014/Player Skills|Player Skills]]: None
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| width="80%" style="font-size: 90%;" | [[Pro Evolution Soccer 2014/Playing Style|Playing Style]]: Dummy Runner
| width="80%" style="font-size: 90%;" | [[Pro Evolution Soccer 2014/Playing Style|Playing Style]]: None
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| width="80%" align="justify" style="font-size: 90%;" | It's hard being a substitute. You're typically not given cards, you only see action half the time, and fans and coaches alike have difficulty even remembering your name. That is unless you play for [[/wsg/]] where there's new and exciting opportunities for benchwarmers like YOU! '''56 Chicken Nuggets''' is a substitute attacking midfielder for /wsg/. Despite this status, he has achieved notoriety on his team. Built to be quick and fluent on the field, 56 Chicken Nuggets is the on-call partner of fellow AMF Brent Rambo. He's often seen in the midfield passing up the ladder to the /wsg/ strikers, or rushing up with them as a distraction. Though [[2014_4chan_Spring_Babby_Cup_Group_A#.2Fwsg.2F_v_.2Fs.2F|against /s/]] in the [[2014 4chan Spring Babby Cup|2014 Spring Babby Cup]], 56 Chicken Nuggets would bring many keks to the spectators when he poured salt into the sexy ladies' wounds in the form of an unexpected third goal in the game's closing minutes. He surprised all again this past [[2014 4chan Summer Cup|Summer Cup]] when he flushed through [[/ic/]]'s defense for an equalizing goal, but incidentally /wsg/'s final goal of the cup as they would go on to lose [[2014_4chan_Summer_Cup_knockout_stage#.2Fwsg.2F_v_.2Fic.2F|that game]]. /wsg/ will not play for another [[2015 4chan Winter Cup|five months]], but until then, 56 chicken nuggets will keep your seat warm.
| width="80%" align="justify" style="font-size: 90%;" | “Onee-sama, will you please be my Center Back?” Yes, Desu-chan, yes she will. /u/ consistently has one of the most solid defenses of the 4chan Cup. They have more draws than losses, and with just a couple exceptions, most of their losses have been by a mere single goal. This is in part thanks to the endless vigilance of '''Onee-sama'''. A pillar of the tenants of yuri as well as the center of thousands of fawning lesbians, being the center of defense is a position well suited for her. What she lacks in cards and playing style she makes up with height and gumption. In this past [[2014 4chan Summer Cup|Summer Cup]] she helped /u/ dominate [[2014 4chan Summer Cup Group F|Group F]], walking away from [[/a/]] and [[/hr/]] with clean sheets, with only a cheeky [[/cgl/]] draw blemishing their record. After [[2014_4chan_Summer_Cup_knockout_stage#.2Fu.2F_v_.2Fdiy.2F|drubbing /diy/]] in the knockouts, /u/ seemed on course to win the entire cup, but were [[2014_4chan_Summer_Cup_knockout_stage#.2Fx.2F_v_.2Fu.2F|halted]] the next game by [[/x/]]. Many spectators blamed the typical spooking, but a handful claimed Onee-sama and other /u/ defenders were too enamored with /x/-tan. One can only wonder....
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Revision as of 18:37, 1 October 2014

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  CB
Build: 185cm/61kg
Player Skills: None
Playing Style: None
“Onee-sama, will you please be my Center Back?” Yes, Desu-chan, yes she will. /u/ consistently has one of the most solid defenses of the 4chan Cup. They have more draws than losses, and with just a couple exceptions, most of their losses have been by a mere single goal. This is in part thanks to the endless vigilance of Onee-sama. A pillar of the tenants of yuri as well as the center of thousands of fawning lesbians, being the center of defense is a position well suited for her. What she lacks in cards and playing style she makes up with height and gumption. In this past Summer Cup she helped /u/ dominate Group F, walking away from a and hr with clean sheets, with only a cheeky cgl draw blemishing their record. After drubbing /diy/ in the knockouts, /u/ seemed on course to win the entire cup, but were halted the next game by x. Many spectators blamed the typical spooking, but a handful claimed Onee-sama and other /u/ defenders were too enamored with /x/-tan. One can only wonder....