/vr/ Roster

The roster page, containing all sorts of player statistics and other information of the current and former players.
Status: Up-to-date, 12th October, 2014

Player Statistics

A detailed statistics section, where you can find information on how each player performs.

Medals

Name	Matches played	Goals scored	Assists	Status	Career
Doomguy	26	20	3	Active	2013 4chan Summer Cup Friendlies -
Kacho Arino	26	10	10	Active	2013 4chan Summer Cup Friendlies -
CRT	3	0	0	Active	2014 4chan Autumn Babby Cup
Kirby	3	0	0	Active	2014 4chan Autumn Babby Cup
Vectrex	6	1	0	Demoted	2014 4chan Spring Babby Cup
Segata Sanshiro	4	1	1	Demoted	2014 4chan Spring Babby Cup
>filters	17	3	6	Demoted	Autumn13 Friendlies - Winter14, Summer14 Friendlies
7000 Skeletons	2	0	0	Retired	2013 4chan Summer Cup Friendlies
Vile	17	1	1	Sacked	2013 4chan Summer Cup Friendlies - 2014 4chan Winter Cup

Non-Medals

Name	Goals scored	Assists	Status	Career
Gunpei Yokoi	-	2	Active	2013 4chan Summer Cup Friendlies -
My Dad	-	1	Active	2013 4chan Summer Cup Friendlies -
>ebay	-	1	Active	2013 4chan Summer Cup Friendlies -
Stick Straw	-	1	Retired	2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Friendlies - 2014 4chan Winter Cup
Cockroaches	-	1	Retired	2013 4chan Summer Cup Friendlies - 2014 4chan Winter Cup

Goalkeepers

These are cup games only, no friendlies.

Name	Matches played	Saves	Most saves	Saves/Games	Clean sheets	Conceded	Most Conceded	Conceded/Games	Status
Powerglove	12	27	6	2,25	4	18	3	1,5	Active
Segata Sanshiro	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	Active
7000 Skeletons	4	10	4	2,5	1	10	4	2,5	Retired
CRT	1	2	2	2	1	0	0	0	Moved to the outfield

Invitationals

Unofficial tournaments that were held for fun or testing purposes.

Name	Goals scored	Assists
Doomguy	5	2
>filters	2	2
Kacho Arino	1	2
Vile	1	0
Vectrex	1	0
Bubsy	1	0
Gunpei Yokoi	0	2
AERIS DIES	0	1
Greedy Reseller	0	1

Detailed Roster

A detailed roster showing who is currently on the team, what their position is and what their skills are. Not sure what the Player Skills and Playing Styles do?

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Starter

Silver

Gold

Goalkeepers

No.	Name	Picture	In-game	Description	Cards
89	Powerglove			You plug it in like any joystick. But the similarity stops there. Because now you don't just guide the action. You're in the action. He is here to power punch away any and all shots in the /vr/ goal. Rev up those game codes because we love the powerglove. IT'S SO BAD!	Playing Style: Offensive Goalkeeper Skills: GK Long Throw
22	Segata Sanshiro			A player who's always ready to remind you that you must play the Sega Saturn!	Playing Style: Offensive Goalkeeper Skills: GK Long Throw

Left-backs

No.	Name	Picture	In-game	Description	Cards
67	John Romero			John Romero's About To Make The Opposition His Bitch....Suck it down	Playing Style: Offensive Fullback Skills: Weighted Pass Pinpoint Crossing
30	MAME			While there's a lot of arguing on what emulator to use for certain consoles, MAME is the go-to emulator for arcade games.	Playing Style: Offensive Fullback Skills: Pinpoint Crossing

Right-backs

No.	Name	Picture	In-game	Description	Cards
69	Greedy Reseller			Scum. The bane of video game collecting, remember that sweet deal for a NES game? Turns out it was a $2 fridge magnet. All these people care about is profit and ripping others off. Online auction sites are full of them.	Playing Style: Offensive Fullback Skills: Pinpoint Crossing
97	AERIS DIES			OH SHIT, SPOILERS! Seriously though, one of the most well known scenes in video game history.	Playing Style: Offensive Fullback Skills: Pinpoint Crossing

Center-backs

No.	Name	Picture	In-game	Description	Cards
60	Osamu Sato			Programmer and composer. He's most know for the surreal PS game LSD: Dream Emulator. His other works are Eastern Minds and Chu-Teng, which was recovered by /vr/. He is here to confuse the opponent strikers and keep them away from our goal.	-
87	Mega Man			The blue bomber, a super fighting robot. Fighting to save our team. You might know him as the main protagonist of one of the most well known retro franchises.	-
99	NOT RETRO			From time to time, old, but not quite retro games get discussed, as the OP either haven't read the sticky or just refuses to use /v/. Understandable, but still, it's NOT RETRO >>>/v/.	-
86	Dracula			What is PES? A miserable little pile of RNG. But enough talk… Have at you!	-

Defensive Midfielders

No.	Name	Picture	In-game	Description	Cards
41	Gunpei Yokoi			One of the greatest people to ever grace gaming. He's most known for creating the the D-pad and the Game Boy. He is always one step ahead of the competition even when that means reducing cost by making a black and white console or even...	Playing Style: The Instigator
98	Banjo			Main Protagonist in the Banjo Kazooie series, Banjo is a honey bear always ready for adventure. After 2 hit titles on the N64, all hope seemed lost for a new game in the series when Microsoft finally announced Nuts & Bolts. After that Banjo hasn't been the same, he is here now in the /vr/ team to wash away the filth and guilt of Microsoft raping him and your childhood both at once.	Playing Style: The Instigator
9	Doc Louis			After joining the /vr/ football club one day, he is here to share his valuable knowledge and game tips. Formerly a heavyweight boxing champion, then Little Mac's coach, and now a defensive player for the team.	Playing Style: The Instigator

Center Midfielders

No.	Name	Picture	In-game	Description	Cards
34	CRT			Listen, if you want an authentic retro gaming experience, you will need a CRT, it's a huge factor. Huge enough to stomp our opponents and stop any attack dead in their tracks.	Playing Style: Classic N°10 Skills: Knuckle Shot Weighted Pass Outside Curler Track Back

Left Midfielders

No.	Name	Picture	In-game	Description	Cards
92	Kirby			Don't let this cute pink motherfucker trick you, he is here to devour his opponents and steal their abilities to enhance the /vr/ offense.	Playing Style: Box-to-Box Skills: Knuckle Shot One-touch Pass Weighted Pass

Right Midfielders

No.	Name	Picture	In-game	Description	Cards
82	Vectrex			A console that used vector graphics and came out in the early 1980s. It wasn't a commercial success, but quickly became a fan favorite in /vr/. His plan is to blind our opponents to create holes in their defense and new scoring opportunities.	Playing Style: Box-to-Box Skills: Weighted Pass Track Back
91	Cats			CATS: How are you gentlemen !! CATS: All your nets are belong to us. CATS: You are on the way to loss. Other team: What you say !!	Playing Style: Box-to-Box Skills: Weighted Pass Track Back

Attacking Midfielders

No.	Name	Picture	In-game	Description	Cards
52	>filters			Absolutely disgusting.	Skills: Weighted Pass
95	Virtual Boy			One of Gunpei Yokoi's last inventions. Virtualboy was the first portable video game console capable of displaying true 3D graphics. Famous for it's red and black graphics and the reports of causing nausea and migraines. He is here to help out the /vr/ offense.	-

Second Strikers

No.	Name	Picture	In-game	Description	Cards
72	Kacho Arino			Captain of the team and star of the japanese TV hit Game Center CX, where he challenges retro games. This week's challenge: help the team score as many goals as possible.	Skills: Speeding Bullet Knuckle Shot Track Back Captaincy -

Center Forwards

No.	Name	Picture	In-game	Description	Cards
93	Doomguy			WHO'S THE MAN? I'M THE MAN! I'M A BAD MAN! HOW BAD? REAL BAD! I'M 12 ON THE 10 SCALE OF BADNESS! DON'T NEED A GUN! GUNS ARE FOR WUSSES! HUH? WHUZZAT? I LIKE WHAT I SEE! AN IMPORTANT LOOKING DOOR... KNOCK KNOCK! WHO'S THERE? ME! ME ME ME!	Skills: Speeding Bullet Sombrero Knuckle Shot Track Back
96	Bubsy			You wanted to see him play, we made him a player. WHAT COULD POSSIBLY GO WRONG?	Playing Style: Dummy Runner Skills: Speeding Bullet
1	My Dad			"My dad works at Nintendo and got me the new Mario & Sonic crossover game. Yeah, it's real. What? You want to come over to try it? I'm sorry, but I'm not allowed to show it to anyone. It would get my dad fired!" A hard working man and loving father. He is here to show us how he's still "cool" and "hip" by aiding the /vr/ offense.	-

Special Players

No.	Name	Picture	In-game	Description
22	Segata Sanshiro			A player who's always ready to remind you that you must play the Sega Saturn! Originally a player for /f/, he will always join /vr/ as a silver player, whenever his main team isn't participating in the competition.

Notable retired players

A mostly complete list of players who used to play for the team, but have retired since.

Name	Picture	In-game	Description
7000 Skeletons			Sandro is back to create a proverbial wall to enhance the /vr/ defence. And by "proverbial" I mean "made of skeletons". Good luck scoring, the goal is behind 7000 skeletons.
Jewkarting			Roller Coaster Tycoon is a fun game where you design your own amusement park and jew your guests out of their fortune.
Tim Follin		-	An excellent music composer. Too bad most of his work was for shovelware.
Kinaman88		-	A knowledgeable russian fellow, who makes videos about the games he played as a kid.
Cockroaches			Hold on, why did the console stop working? Let me open it up an- OH FUCK IT'S LIKE A HUNDRED COCKROACHES INSIDE. That's right, they tend to move into old things, so be careful when buying stuff.
Vile			This motherfucker will jump into his ride armor, run your shit over, then get out and kick you to death. If you kill him, he will just come back stronger to wreck your shit even harder.
Nwabudike Morgan			"Look at any photograph or work of art. If you could duplicate exactly the first tiny dot of color, and then the next and the next, you would end with a perfect copy of the whole, indistinguishable from the original in every way, including the so-called "moral value" of the art itself. Nothing can transcend its smallest elements." CEO Nwabudike Morgan
Tre/vr/			The board-tan of /vr/. Tre/vr/ is a laid-back guy who has a passion for retro games.
Pat Lawlor			Video game and pinball machine designer.
Stick Straw			One of the four playable characters from the japanese arcade game Ninja Baseball Bat Man.
Vectorman			The protagonist of 2 great platformers on the Sega Genesis/Master System that, as many other great games during that era, Sega just simply stopped giving a fuck about to make more Sonic games. He is here to show everyone the true power of BLAST PROCESSING.

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  The original squad from Spring 2013