User:Gayman Alpha

 /hm/ - Handsome Men, ex  /dsg/ - Demon's/Dark Souls General,  /5N@F/ - Five Nights At Freddy's (Furfags) General manager. 2Gman4Uman

"GET FUCKED HORSEFUCKERS"

— Gayman Alpha upon beating /mlp/ in the last Group C match in the 2014 Autumn Cup

"Anderson Cooper? More like Anderson Cuteper"

— Snorlax - 2014

Managing Record for /hm/:
3-3-6
Friendlies/Invitationals:
2-1-3

Managing Record for /dsg/
0-0-3 (Note: Three losses were using a rigged export. Be strong Gman, be strong ;_;)
Invitationals:
3-0-1 (>tfw beat /acg/ but lost hard to /sci/)

Goals:
Bearforce: 5
Disturbia: 2
New Meta: 2
STDSTDSTD: 2
Ellen: 1
Giantdad: 1
Moot's Jawline: 1
Ryan Reynolds: 1
Umbassa: 1
Weak Pars: 1

Saves:
Full Homo: 6
Twink "The Tank": 3

To-Do Faces List

• /hm/ "Named Players"
• /5n@f/ animatronics
• /c/
• Select /feg/ faces one, two, and three
• Potentially /hr/

Faces I've Done

• /diy/ - Blacksmith, MacGyver

Proto-Winter '15 Friendlies/Spring '15 /hm/ Roster

Please note that this is a fluid, in-the-works roster for the next possible official /hm/ fixture.

No. Position Player xx   GK Twink xx   LB Anderson Cooper xx   CB Jesse Starr xx   CB Str8cam Jeff xx   RB Gayvid Beckham xx   DMF Daddy Issues xx   CMF STDSTDSTD xx   CMF Disturbia xx   AMF Zitler 4   SS Ellen 1   CF Bearforce

No. Position Player xx   GK Full Homo xx   LB Uncut xx   CB Bitchy Namefags xx   CB No Mods xx   CB Wincest Cousin xx   CB Oakley Dokely xx   RB Cut xx   CMF Corbin Fisher xx   CMF POSITION OPEN xx   CMF Otter xx   CMF Straight Best Friend xx   CMF My First Time