/pmmm/ Roster

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Starting 11

No.	Position	Name	Picture	Runes	Description
101	GK	SNAA			Sana is too busy torturing opposing players to give a damn about saving a single shot. Don't care. Single GK all the way baby!
79	LB	Biggus Dickus			Many speculate that this meguca isn't real and is a mere faker. However, recent evidence that was escavated from a brothel in Pompeii shows that she does, in fact, exist under the allias: Biggus Dickus
69	CB	Twincest			200 million times a second
42	CB	NEO-DOROTHY MOTHERFUCKER			What better virus to infect the enemy with than one that renders the body defenseless? So defenseless, in fact, that you completely recreate the host's physical shape and spread the virus elsewhere without contact!
1	RB	Founding Mother			The Founding Mother of Mizuna. Some say she's the eternal limited banner of MagiReco until you eventually 4-slot her alongside her Taito pet wife. However, those are merely lies by the chinks at miHoYo.
666	DMF	Homucifer		T/N: "Did Everything Right"	You really thought that she wouldn't follow Madokami into the /vg/ League now did you? Anyways, something something Incubator's Worst Nightmare something something Glorious Lesbian Overlord of All Creation something something Madosexual yeah you get the picture
13	AMF	AquaHomu, Breaker of Legs			A college age meguca veteran with more than her fair share of admirers. Is the victim of the sexual advances of a JC slut. OFFICIAL DIVEGRASS LEGBREAK COUNT: Fallen to the Erotic MC; she now stalks girls younger than 15, preferably 11.
3	AMF	/pmmm/sis			Have you heard? Has anyone told you? The Rumor of the /PMMM/ sister!
∞	AMF	Eroha (Infinite Sex)			A rookie magical girl whose feats involve formerly wearing full-body pantyhose, seducing a college woman, becoming the MC of the game, being the main leader of the Kamihama Lesbian Orgy, seducing rival meguca faction leaders, becoming the master of all emotions, and overseeing the lives of megucas from past, present, and future; mainly to become a voyeur by watching them have lesbian sex. Surely that makes her qualified to play divegrass, no?
6	SS	Rena-chan Cringe...			I-it’s not like I wanted to play divegrass or anything! You were just so pathetic on the field, so I had to help. Don’t waste my power, okay?
999	SS	Madokami			PVE isn’t difficult, but when you want to clear an event >challenge on auto, Madokami will make it so that you don’t even have to play the game.

Substitutes

No.	Position	Name	Picture	Runes	Description
8	CB	Alcoholic Town Bicycle			A /PMMM/sis woke up from her bed today and made an important discovery. She is literally Mifuyu. I mean, both of them are kinda of useless, power bottoms towards younger megucas, and drink obscene amounts of alcohol like you wouldn't imagine. Did I tell you both are hags too?
777	CB	Something's Gonna Get Blown Off			>cums near death How did they get away with this?
9	CB	SayuSayu			Sayuki Steps Up to become a player on the divegrass team! Hopefully her idol career and passion for ancient swords is enough to keep the meguca backline stable.
404	CB	Invest in Konohacoin			She's back to promote her new and improved cryptocurrency to support her family, both on the advertisements and on the field as well. Maybe this time the opposition will be convinced to buy her coin.
0	LB	Oh?			Evade? Meta Breaking? Big dicked dominatrix? Yup, it's Vagitan time.
14	LB	Schizo Synthesis			Boyfriend killed himself? No problem, wish for him to be forever with you in your head to take Together Forever to a completely different meaning. This cutie surely understood that warning ★
0	RB	t3h RaBb1t oF d00m			hi every1 im new!!!!!!! *holds up boomerang* my name is lavi but u can call me t3h RaBb1T oF d00m!!!!!!!! lol…as u can see im very hopeless!!!! thats why i came here, 2 meet hopeless ppl like me ^_^… im 16 years old (im mature 4 my age tho!!) i like 2 watch the destruction of kamihama w/ my girlfreind (im gay if u dont like it deal w/it) its our favorite manifestation of the laws of the universe!!! bcuz its SOOOO hopeless!!!! shes still hopeful tho so i want 2 meet more hopeless ppl =) like they say the more the merrier!!!! lol…neways i hope 2 make alot of freinds here so give me lots of commentses!!!! DOOOOOMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! <--- me bein hopeless again ^_^ hehe…teinen!!!!! eos soon
2	RB	Never a Tops			さやか? More like 最悪. What a 災厄. She truly never tops. And it shows after being kicked from the roster. I mean this is what she was made for! https://vocaroo.com/1p9rXsaCsrT
4	SS	Hinomoto Supremacy			Leader of the Tokime clan and notorious countrybumpkin. Reinstated after fulfilling her role as an onahole at home. Hopefully, that teaches her to not commit anymore war crimes in the future. Also Best Girl
17	SS	I CAN'T READ			She said it herself: SHE CAN'T READ! She can kick ball though, that's what matters!
10	SS	That Bitch Mikoto			Some hate her and call her a bitch, whore, slut, etc. Some love her and say she deserves eternal salvation. But all she really wants is to be with her phantom gf.
5	SS	5v1 me, faggot			Just when you thought she was WASHED from competitive mirrors, she flips you the finger and fuses with her own doppel. Now she's back to nuking everything in competitive mirrors. I kneel Kyouko (forma de Dopperu)
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Retired players/megucas

List of players who used to play for the team, but have retired since.

No.	Position	Name	Picture	Runes	Description
18	CB	Sweet Water Guy			Remove males.
8	GK	Gacha RNG Salt			Remove Incubators.
12	RB	Chinese Wolverine			Replaced by her leader.
28	LB	Achishi			Konoha could no longer be convinced that disaster wouldn't befall Ayame.
7	DMF	Midriff Fetish			Ume-tentei was more interested in the girls than the ball.
69	CB	Date Rapist Chouseiya-san			She doesn't like doing hard work herself, so she became the team owner.
36	CB	NTR Queen			The fearsome leader and keikaku master of the Lesbian China Yakuza Group.
45	CB	Kazumi B4 Sayaka!			She may be the MC of a crappy spinoff manga, but she's still better than Sayaka.
38	GK	Prepare My Kokoro			She'll make even the most stone-faced, cold-hearted edgelords go doki doki with her biri biri.
33	DMF	Lolibaba Science Goblin			She may never achieve her dream of being a sexy lady, but perhaps she can gain popularity through divegrass fame.
41	LB	ORIKO was right			So we put her on the left. Hopefully she’ll play ball instead of trying to kill Madoka.
35	CMF	Lesbian Shinigami			She had you collect tens of thousands of pencils and thousands of notebooks, just so she could write about her girlfriend. All according to keikaku.
13	CMF	13 Year Old Lesbian Harem			She may be the odd one out of the Lesbian China-Yakuza Gorilla Group, but she is not to be underestimated.
39	LB	A World of Bullshit			*dodges your attacks* *teleports behind you* *unsheathes magia* Heh, nothin' personnel, kid...
14	CB	Mother of Rumours			Now, I will create monster-like creatures to terrorize Kamihama City residents for our goal to save megucae, this certainly won't come back to haunt m- *collapses*
41	DMF	Wings of Chargius			I desperately want to mate with a meguca. I want to get into bed naked with a meguca, spread open her pussy, insert my cock inside of her, oppress her with my massive weight and cum inside her, fertilizing her eggs as a baby is conceived inside of her undead body. I want to mate with a meguca. It can be any meguca, I don't care. What I want is to copulate, to breed with a magical girl, not a normal girl. The first girls that come to mind are Yachiyo and Mami. Next up for thought are Mifuyu and Tart. It could even be Yuma or Touka. The point is, I've had enough of normal women. I need pussy and I need Magical Girl pussy, pussy to crush my cock with superhuman strength to drain my balls into little seeds as they suck all the cum from it. I want to get into bed with a meguca. I want to watch her recoil as she sees my disgusting obese body and how it gets aroused at the sight of her own. Imagine the utter look of disgust Yachiyo would cast and glare at you. Ria might vomit at witnessing the mass of flesh and fat about to violate her goddess' body. Ui would just cry at the understanding that such a disgusting subhuman heap would connect with her cunny and make her a young mother. But the insertion, the insertion is where the fun is act. Imagine taking out your cock and just ramming into Yuma's womanly hole. She'd just scream, accidentally activating her healing magic and wrapping around your member with a freshly remade hymen. Or imagine Tart. You're basically destroying a virgin and knowing this makes your throbbing member just swipe against her cunt walls. What about Madoka Kaname? Imagine her high, squeaking voice as your manhood connects with her womanhole and she gasps, trying to take you in the classical way, like a good woman. Imagine the thrusting and the creaking of the bed as you bounce your morbid frame against Riko. Every press down, a yell - Hinano is probably a screamer. It all must end in cumming inside. I want to fertilize Kyouko. What a bold yet powerful statement Too bad you got banned lmao
6	CMF	BEFRIENDING			Time travel back to /u/.
23	CMF	>300 Magia Chips		T/N: "Did Nothing Wrong"	Superseded by HomuHomu. You should have pre-registered. Moemura will definitely save Madoka from the qualifiers, no matter how many times it takes. Well look how that turned out you dummy!
25	LB	Holy Mami			She has an anime version unit now. But like, it looks ugly. And she still couldn't make the roster LMAO
5	RB	Blonde Beauty			The rumor of the ghost that takes over the Shonenshitter's sleeping body. Let's have it stay that way okay?
	SS	Full Bloom Sakura			Ah, full bloom...
	LB	Snek			"Ao, you're a demon..." "No, I'm a snake."
3	LB	Little Foal			Dumb foal played like shit on the team, so as punishment she will be castrated and sent to the glue factory for eternity.
22	LB	Chelsea			NA got shut down again after Ashley was found to be illegally living in JP. She'll try to immigrate to JP again, hopefully while becoming a legal Japanese citizen.
18	RB	Dragon Ovipostitor			She turned out to be the prey to the opposing team's predator.
11	CMF	Fuyuu			She's gone for now because she Fuyuu'd Rena's Cringey Renas a little too hard, resulting in her ass getting beat by some Futatsugi mooks and being injured for a while.
31	CMF	Fool Girl			AliKari Redemption Arc will be back, nano!
6	LB	>0.0000000004%			Sacked for VGL21 A prodigious loli meguca who excels in both astrophysics and biology; she is most well known for her scientific discovery on the percentage of megucas that are heterosexual on Earth: 0.0000000004% Due to her ongoing bratty nature, however, she will be seperated from the roster and corrected until she learns basic human morality.
9	RB	Forgotten at Best			Sacked for VGL21 Why was she included in the divegrass team? Did you have the right to be in the divegrass team? It would have been best if you were forgotten. You should have just stayed forgotten. Naive thoughts can't save you. She doesn't understand you or her younger sisters. THIS IS A STORY ABOUT FAILURE
10	CB	MASSIVELY FASTER THAN LIGHT			Sacked for VGL21 She went so fast that the only thing she saw left was the dark abyss. You know how the saying goes.
25	CB	Daito International Airport			Sacked for VGL21 >>>>>>>>>daitoids
15	CB	BEST JANNU			Released by Mutual Agreement for VGL21 She's forced to save /u/'s ass on the field after >Fet/u/s became an actual thing. AGAIN
12	LB	/PMMM/ Smells Like This?!			Sacked for VGL21 Stunk so hard on the pitch that she got booted out of the team. So she's back to ruining the image of megucas online and being a lazy NEET! wwww
7	RB	ShiggyWiggy			Sacked for VGL21 Haha... look at ShiggyWiggy's Shiguweeny, look how small her Shigu-ochinchin is. I did tell you this is a girl right?
35	RB	Mothra Lolita			Sacked for VGL21 HOLY SHIT ITS MOTHRA AND SHE GREW A MOUTH!!! Someone has to make sure /pmmm/ isn't on Page 10 so she stopped playing divegrass for the survival of the thread.
19	SS	TSUVID-19			Sacked for VGL21 The KFDA (Kamihama Food and Drug Association) shutdown Banbanzai due to excessive amounts of gutter oil in their kitchen and a recent TSUVID MEIVID-19 outbreak there. No one's really sure who was patient zero in the case, but she's forced to clean up Banbanzai's image for now.
666	DMF	HomuHomu		T/N: "Did Nothing Wrong"	jfc it's just another pkmn evolution line Superseded by Homucifer Armed and a dangerous crazy lesbian. She's older than she looks to be but that's what continuously jumping to different timelines does to a meguca. Plays to bring joy to Madoka's face and unintentionally to /PMMM/ fans also. I think she became the devil or something afterwards.