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=/fhg/=
=/fhg/=
{{BoardInfobox
{{FhgInfobox
|team= fhg
|team= fhg
|motto= Fuck It, I'm Going Deep
|motto= Fuck It, I'm Going Deep
|name= Fantasy Handegg General
|name= Fantasy Handegg General
|date= 9 March 2014
|date= 9 March 2014
|manager= Cosa and DeMessi (god help us)
|manager= Mike Ditka
|owner= Roger Goodell
|owner= Roger Goodell
|irl= {{Anonymous|/fhg/}}
|irl= /fhg/
|color1= 990000
|color1= DD4814
|color2= c85505
|color2= 69BE28
|scorer=
|scorer={{tt|In My Red Era|Also known as ketchup on steak}}
|goals=
|goals=15
|assister=
|assister={{tt|The Draft|Also known as *canned boos*}}
|assists=
|assists=16
|captain= 'o'
|captain=Damar Hambulance
|w=0
|w=15
|d=0
|d=6
|l=0
|l=13
|win_home=
|gf=73
|win_away=
|ga=69
|win_score_home=
|win_home=fhg
|win_score_away=
|win_away=mgr
|win_date=
|win_score_home=4
|lose_home=
|win_score_away=0
|lose_away=
|win_date=August 16th 2020
|lose_score_home=
|lose_home=fhg
|lose_score_away=
|lose_away=admin
|lose_date=
|lose_score_home=0
|first_home=
|lose_score_away=5
|first_away=
|lose_date=March 23rd 2014
|first_score_home=
|first_home=fhg
|first_score_away=
|first_away=wooo
|first_date=
|first_score_home=3
|hex= 990000
|first_score_away=3
|color= #LAD#BANTER Maroon
|first_date=March 23rd 2014
|hex= DD4814
|color= Burr Orange
|anthem= www.youtube.com/watch?v=MbU4fPYRvcY
|anthem= www.youtube.com/watch?v=MbU4fPYRvcY
|a_title= NFL on FOX
|a_title= NFL on FOX
|horn= www.youtube.com/watch?v=K8LLKO0-PAE#t=17
|altanthem1_what= Victory Anthem
|altanthem1= www.youtube.com/watch?v=5VG4z2L93ik
|altanthem1_title= Superb Owl Shuffle
|altanthem2_what= {{tt|Quarterfinals and beyond|Superb Owl sunday}}
|altanthem2= www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Y79g6cywsw
|altanthem2_title= NFL on NBC theme
|horn= www.youtube.com/watch?v=K8LLKO0-PAE&feature=player_detailpage#t=17s//
|gh_title= Are You Ready For Some Football? (start at 0:17 if it doesn't auto)
|gh_title= Are You Ready For Some Football? (start at 0:17 if it doesn't auto)
|althorn= www.youtube.com/watch?v=61KvqlqkC9M
|altgh1= www.youtube.com/watch?v=61KvqlqkC9M
|altgh_title= Welcome back to the /fhg/ draft (when The Draft scores)
|altgh1_title= Welcome back to the /fhg/ draft (for The Draft)
|altgh2= www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pk8jMZvdqx8
|altgh2_title= King of Akron (for SKEEEEEEEEEEEEEEUP)
|altgh3=www.youtube.com/watch?v=RKiU2AypOH0
|altgh3_title= {{tt|International Statement - Alan Bell and Roger Dexter (for braces and more)|NFL Primetime music}}
|altgh4= www.youtube.com/watch?v=naB5_32y1UQ
|altgh4_title= San Diego Super Chargers (for The Chargers Way (to lose))
|nickname= The Dragons
|nickname= The Dragons
}}
}}
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/fhg/ is a skype group where cup personalities gather to discuss sports and various cup related topics, generally a more on-topic /ag/.
/fhg/ is a skype group where cup personalities gather to discuss sports and various cup related topics, generally a more on-topic /ag/.


==Other Music==
==Exports==
When Davone "DA" Bess scores, you play this to show why he's DA BESS: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZVUyyHYkBHk <br>


When we win (and trust us, we will), play the Superb Owl Shuffle: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NxIRJp14_cM
*tactics: [https://mega.nz/file/hVBwkB6C#cf8d6_p25-5QrXA_Y3kLeFJIWI2MxYNzxkO6aErHPmE designed by Nathaniel Hackett]
*aesthetics: [https://mega.nz/file/NNBSiKBI#KJfFw7mQeXXsDB9Xm8LJiktlgjyFnd9VoV2JPAdJ0bw the relaxation of nfl jersey numbers and its consequences]
*music: [https://mega.nz/file/xQhljCAZ#YveaoyZYS5oo4G3gU6mRuZHq_9PhBghbVucYpmUhq3A *canned boos intensifies*]


==Roster==
==Roster==


{{sq start}}
{{sq start}}
{{sq start player |no=8 |pos=GK |name= Rax Grissman}}
{{sq start player |no=28 |pos=GK |name= Josh McDaniels is fat and dumb}}
{{sq start player |no=32 |pos=RB |name= DAT BIRD}}
{{sq start player |no=26 |pos=CB |name= Tommy Cutlets}}
{{sq start player |no=68 |pos=CB |name= #IncognitoDidNothingWrong}}
{{sq gold player |no=3 |pos=CB |name= Damar Hambulance {{Captain}}}}
{{sq gold player |no=3 |pos=CB |name= [REDACTED]}}
{{sq start player |no=30 |pos=CB |name= Sickos Division}}
{{sq start player |no=16 |pos=CB |name= The Curse}}
{{sq silver player |no=222 |pos=DMF |name= Scorigami}}
{{sq start player |no=1 |pos=LB |name= Based Kitties}}
{{sq start player |no=18 |pos=CMF |name= Wheel of Discipline, Presented By FanDuel™}}
{{sq start player |no=2 |pos=CMF |name= {{greentext|tfwnogf}}}}
{{sq start player |no=7 |pos=CMF |name= Four plays}}
{{sq start player |no=85 |pos=CMF |name= {{greentext|yfwdbwdso}}}}
{{sq silver player |no=23 |pos=AMF |name= The Draft}}
{{sq silver player |no=15 |pos=RWF |name= Davone "DA" Bess}}
{{sq start player |no=101 |pos=SS |name= YEAH, HERE WE GO}}
{{sq silver player |no=14 |pos=LWF |name= The Draft}}
{{sq silver player |no=10 |pos=SS |name= Hypothetical Justin Herbert}}
{{sq gold player |no=50 |pos=SS |name='o' {{Captain}}}}
{{sq silver player |no=15 |pos=CF |name= In My Red Era}}
{{sq mid}}
{{sq mid}}
{{sq player |no=12 |pos=GK |name= Sir Tim Bradley}}
{{sq player |no=2 |pos=GK |name= {{greentext|Black QBs}}}}
{{sq player |no=6 |pos=GK |name= {{greentext|Black QBs}}}}
{{sq player |no=1 |pos=CB |name= Ding Dong, the hoodie is dead}}
{{sq player |no=31 |pos=RB |name= Failed Vaughan Project}}
{{sq player |no=14 |pos=CB |name= Sultan Sean McDermott, emir of Buffalo}}
{{sq player |no=11 |pos=CB |name= Planted /sp/artan }}
{{sq player |no=58 |pos=CB |name= Tanking by Proxy}}
{{sq player |no=10 |pos=CB |name= {{greentext|being AB/sp/ in /sp/ chat}}}}
{{sq player |no=8 |pos=DMF |name= I love rape!}}
{{sq player |no=18 |pos=CB |name= {{greentext|Mantits}}}}
{{sq player |no=27 |pos=CMF |name= Dudes be naming obscure players}}
{{sq player |no=4 |pos=LB |name= RIPIP Paypuh}}
{{sq player |no=12 |pos=CMF |name= Fun-size Franchise QB}}
{{sq player |no=81 |pos=CMF |name= A Waffle}}
{{sq player |no=19 |pos=CMF |name= Michael Benis Jr}}
{{sq player |no=17 |pos=CMF |name= The Prophecy}}
{{sq player |no=20 |pos=CMF |name= Joe Flacco IS elite}}
{{sq player |no=7 |pos=CMF |name= BEWD}}
{{sq player |no=21 |pos=AMF |name= GREEN GAY}}
{{sq player |no=19 |pos=CMF |name= /bag/}}
{{sq player |no=35 |pos=SS |name= Justin Fields if he had any help}}
{{sq player |no=30 |pos=CF |name= Monthly SeeSaw Post}}
{{sq player |no=84 |pos=SS |name= my reffies :)}}
{{sq end}}
{{sq end}}


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{| class="wikitable"
{| class="wikitable"
|-
|-
! Player !! Epic, Just Simply Epic
! Player !! {{greentext|de scription}}
|-
|-
| Rax Grissman || During a recent taping of the popular Sportscenter series “My Wish” a nine year-old Chicago cancer survivor named Tim, died of apparent internal bleeding while visiting his hometown football team’s workout facility.<br>
| Unlike Agholor || Nothing screams Eagles fan like taking time out of your interview about being a hero to shittalk your team's starting WR and his issue with drops.
<br>
|-
Team doctors who attempted to resuscitate the young boy were hindered in their attempts at CPR due to rib and sternum fractures that apparently occurred while Tim was at the complex.<br>
| Assault. || Rudolph started it
<br>
It has been confirmed that quarterback, Rax Grissman, has been taken in for questioning after numerous cheerleaders informed Chicago investigators that Mr. Grissman boasted of “giving that faggot the chance to catch the hellfire missiles of the RG-10 fighter jet, and I hope he tells god that he’s next.”
|-
|-
| DAT BIRD || IF I SEE THAT FUCKING BIRD ONE MORE TIME I SWEAR TO GOD...
| The culture is actually damn good || "The culture is actually damn good. These people care," Allen said. "We have a very young core of players that we have brought in here who are accustomed to winning. If you look at the record of these guys they're accustomed to winning. They want to win."
|-
|-
| #IncognitoDidNothingWrong || #Justice4Incognito #IncognitoDidNothingWrong
| {{greentext|Tompa Bay}} || Buccaneers legend Tom Brady.
|-
|-
| [REDACTED] || They're not the Washington Redskins, they're the Washington [REDACTED]s so check your privilege.
| Scorigami || A term invented by Jon Bois, which has made everyone obsessed over unique scorelines
|-
|-
| The Curse || If you are in /fhg/, you are destined to lose in the 4cc...unless you're Sou...or Rehmix.
| Bill O'Brien is a hack || {{greentext|trade a top 5 receiver in the league for a declining aging RB and a 2nd round pick}}<br>{{greentext|blow a 24-0 lead in the playoffs}}<br>{{greentext|trading Clowney for 2 low tier pass rushers and a 3rd round pick}}<br>{{greentext|somehow continue to gather more power despite all these fuckups}}
|-
|-
| Based Kitties || They got one of the swaggiest QBs in the League and an elite defence, what's not to love?
| {{greentext|A 2nd round pick on a meme gadget QB}} || In 4 seasons Carson Wentz has ZERO playoff wins, 48 regular season fumbles. He is 7-20 vs teams over 500. He has no heart no desire to win. His teammates hate him. He has started 5-6 in 3 of his first 4 seasons. Eagles are 24-6 in their last 30 games with Nick Foles
|-
|-
| {{greentext|tfwnogf}} || {{greentext|tfwnogf}}
| *canned boos* || Where we all wonder if the Cleveland Browns are going to shoot themselves in the foot, the Raiders get the fastest guy available or if the Jets stay Jest, all from the comfort of Roger Goodell's basement.
|-
|-
| {{greentext|yfwdbwdso}} || {{greentext|yfw they choke another division championship game against Green Bay}}
| Fuck AB || {{greentext|burns his feet in a cryotherapy machine}}<br>{{greentext|throw a hissy fit and threaten to retire over not being allowed to wear your helmet}}<br>{{greentext|get fined for missing practices without reason, proceed to call the GM a cracker}}<br>{{greentext|get released, losing all your guaranteed money, and post a video to YouTube about how you're free now}}<br>{{greentext|manage to get hired by the Patriots and look set to have played the entire league into the best situation you can find}}<br>{{greentext|have sexual and personal misconduct allegations come out which get your cut from New England after 1 game}}<br>{{greentext|proceed to bitch and file grievances against both the Raiders and Patriots over your lost $40million before getting into a beef with Logan Paul and just generally proving you're a fucking moron}}<br>Fuck AB, that is all
|-
|-
| Davone "DA" Bess || HES DA BESS, HES DA BESS, HES DA BEEEEEEEEESSSSS!
| Beer Snake || The beer snake represented everything pure and fun about the XFL, fuck you corona-chan
|-
|-
| The Draft || Where we all wonder if the Cleveland Browns are going to shoot themselves in the foot, the Raiders get the fastest guy available or if the Jets stay Jest.
| {{greentext|ketchup on steak}} || It doesn't matter that he won a Super Bowl MVP, putting ketchup on steak is inexcusable
|-
|-
| 'o' || The linebacker with the most feels in the NFL.
| {{greentext|Black QBs}} || {{greentext|Black QBs}} {{greentext|not busts}}
|-
|-
| Sir Tim Bradley || Winner of 3 Superb Owls and Eli Manning's bitch
| Cut my dick off for a super bowl || Words by Mike Vrabel who would pay the ultimate price for the Lombardi, unfortunately he chickened out and lost in the AFC Championship game.
|-
|-
| {{greentext|Black QBs}} || {{greentext|Black QBs}} {{greentext|not busts}}
| {{greentext|challenging PIs}} || You dare to challenge me, an NFL referee? You think that I made a wrong decision? Absolutely not, I am never wrong. Throw that flag and lose a challenge if you dare.
|-
|-
| Failed Vaughan Project || No matter how hard he tries, he just can't stop failing to finish them.
| {{greentext|rasm}} ||  {{greentext|paying Goff}} <br> {{greentext|paying Gurley only to release him a year later because bad knees}} <br> {{greentext|giving up two firsts for Jalen Ramsey}} <br> {{greentext|being in cap hell}} <br> {{greentext|dick in their logo}} <br> The absolute STATE of the Los Angeles Rams
|-
|-
| Planted /sp/artan || How else are you supposed to know that much about football if you don't actively browse /sp/?
| Chicago Bears Legend Nick Foles || Ask any Chicago Bears fans about which quarterbacks they can bring in and become a legend compared to Mitchell Trubisky.
|-
|-
| {{greentext|being AB/sp/ in /sp/ chat}} || Even though we're all about #LAD#BANTER, you just can't shit talk /sp/. That's a kicking.
| Dead Family Members || Who cares if you can run a 4.10 40, can bench 50 times and are the 2nd coming of Jerry Rice, Tom Brady, Deion Sanders, Lawrence Taylor and every hall of famer rolled into 1 player. Unless you have at least 2 dead family members, you're a bust and a fraud
|-
|-
| {{greentext|Mantits}} || aka the reason the Chicago Bears are jinxed to oblivion. Also, {{greentext|mantits in charge of getting laid}}
| {{greentext|17 games}} || It still does not make sense.
|-
|-
| RIPIP Paypuh || RIPIP Paypuh: Pls come back. ;_;7
| Wheel of Discipline || Got busted for PEDs? The wheel landed on 4 games. Beat your wife? The wheel says 2 games, 1 if you're a good boy and apologise. Been in a 500 metre radius of weed? Get the fuck out of this league
|-
|-
| A Waffle || I don't just like this sub. I LOVE IT!
| Draft Dog ||  
|-
|-
| The Prophecy || B-But the Chargers were supposed to win because they beat the Eagles in the home opener, b-but their underdog run, b-b-but the NFL was going to rig it so they could get a new stadium.
| Rax Grissman || During a recent taping of the popular Sportscenter series “My Wish” a nine year-old Chicago cancer survivor named Tim, died of apparent internal bleeding while visiting his hometown football team’s workout facility.<br>
<br>
Team doctors who attempted to resuscitate the young boy were hindered in their attempts at CPR due to rib and sternum fractures that apparently occurred while Tim was at the complex.<br>
<br>
It has been confirmed that quarterback, Rax Grissman, has been taken in for questioning after numerous cheerleaders informed Chicago investigators that Mr. Grissman boasted of “giving that faggot the chance to catch the hellfire missiles of the RG-10 fighter jet, and I hope he tells god that he’s next.
|-
|-
| BEWD || Nick Foles is the last White hope, also a nod as everyone here is a planted YuGiOhfag
| Fuck You Spanos || The move nobody wanted to see and now we will see the Chargers play in a 30k stadium for 3 years that will only sell out during Raider games
|-
|-
| /bag/ || Paper or Plastic?
| SKEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEUP || HOL ON SKEEEEEUP BUT LEBRAWN IS STILL DA BEST BASKETBAWL PLAYER OF ALL TIME SKEEEEEEEUP
|}
 
==Match History==
 
{| class="wikitable" width=100%
|-
!style="background:#DD4814;color:#69BE28"| Date
!style="background:#69BE28;color:#DD4814"| Opponent
!style="background:#DD4814;color:#69BE28"| Competition
!style="background:#69BE28;color:#DD4814"| Result
!style="background:#DD4814;color:#69BE28"| Scorers
|-bgcolor="ffffcc"
| 23th March, 2014
| {{team away|wooo}}
| align=center|[[Fake Teamb Owl]]
| align=center|3-3 D
|<small>The Draft {{goal|9}}<br>DAT BIRD {{goal|22}}<br>'o' {{goal|38}}</small>
|-bgcolor="ccffcc"
| 23th March, 2014
| {{team away|wooo}}
| align=center|[[Fake Teamb Owl]]
| align=center|3-2 W
|<small>'o' {{goal|15}}<br>The Draft {{goal|34}}<br>Davone "DA" Bess {{goal|72}}</small>
|-bgcolor="ffcccc"
| 23th March, 2014
| {{team away|sinaweibo}}
| align=center|[[Fake Teamb Owl]]
| align=center|1-4 L
|<small>'o' {{goal|82}}</small>
|-bgcolor="ffcccc"
| 23th March, 2014
| {{team away|admin}}
| align=center|[[Fake Teamb Owl]]
| align=center|0-5 L
|
|-bgcolor="ffcccc"
| 4 July, 2016
| {{team away|giivasunner}}
| align=center|[https://implyingrigged.info/wiki//ag/_League#Group_Fug_:DDDDD /ag/ League]
| align=center|0-1 L
|
|-bgcolor="ffffcc"
| 6 July, 2016
| {{team away|rgg}}
| align=center|[https://implyingrigged.info/wiki//ag/_League#Group_Fug_:DDDDD /ag/ League]
| align=center|1-1 D
| <small>Dat Bird {{goal|55}}</small>
|-bgcolor="ffffcc"
| 8 July, 2016
| {{team away|moeshit}}
| align=center|[https://implyingrigged.info/wiki//ag/_League#Group_Fug_:DDDDD /ag/ League]
| align=center|2-2 D
| <small>YOU LIKE THAT?{{goal|3}}<br> Fun times in Cleveland {{goal|90+3}}<small>
|-bgcolor="ffcccc"
| 26 August, 2017
| {{team away|emg}}
| align=center|[https://implyingrigged.info/wiki//ag/_League_2:_Autism_Harder /ag/ League 2: Autism Harder]
| align=center|2-5 L
| <small>Trust the Process {{goal|17}} <br> SKEEEEEEEEEEEEEUP {{goal|80}}</small>
|-bgcolor="ccffcc"
| 28 August, 2017
| {{team away|kanto}}
| align=center|[https://implyingrigged.info/wiki//ag/_League_2:_Autism_Harder /ag/ League 2: Autism Harder]
| align=center|1-0 W
| <small>{{greentext|{{tt|failcunts|Do not let this goal and win distract you from the fact the Atlanta Falcons blew a 28-3 lead}}}} {{goal|78}}</small>
|-bgcolor="ffffcc"
| 28 August, 2017
| {{team away|kemono}}
| align=center|[https://implyingrigged.info/wiki//ag/_League_2:_Autism_Harder /ag/ League 2: Autism Harder]
| align=center|1-1 D
| <small>Sir Tim Bradley {{goal|70}}</small>
|-bgcolor="ccffcc"
| 3 September, 2017
| {{team away|trb}}
| align=center|[https://implyingrigged.info/wiki//ag/_League_2:_Autism_Harder#Round_of_Normal_Amount_of_Teams /ag/ League 2: Autism Harder Round of 32]
| align=center|{{tt|2-0 W|/fhg/ won a playoff game before the Cincinnati Bengals}}
| <small> Fun Times in Cleveland {{goal|35}} <br> Sir Tim Bradley {{goal|89}}</small>
|-bgcolor="ccffcc"
| 9 September, 2017
| {{team away|punic}}
| align=center|[https://implyingrigged.info/wiki//ag/_League_2:_Autism_Harder#Round_of_Normal_Amount_of_Teams /ag/ League 2: Autism Harder Round of 16]
| align=center|4-1 W
| <small>SKEEEEEEEEEEEEEUP {{goal|6}} <br> Fun Times in Cleveland {{goal|35}} <br> Sir Tim Bradley {{goal|51}} <br> {{greentext|{{tt|failcunts|Do not let this goal and win distract you from the fact the Atlanta Falcons blew a 28-3 lead}}}} {{goal|76}}</small>
|-bgcolor="ffcccc"
| 10 September, 2017
| {{team away|emg}}
| align=center|[https://implyingrigged.info/wiki//ag/_League_2:_Autism_Harder#Round_of_Normal_Amount_of_Teams /ag/ League 2: Autism Harder Quarter Finals]
| align=center|3-4 L
| <small>SKEEEEEEEEEEEEEUP {{goal|4}} <br> Sir Tim Bradley {{goal|83}} <br> {{greentext|{{tt|failcunts|Do not let this goal and loss distract you from the fact the Atlanta Falcons blew a 28-3 lead}}}} {{goal|90+4}}</small>
|-bgcolor="ccffcc"
| 7 July, 2018
| {{team away|mls+ayy}}
| align=center|[https://implyingrigged.info/wiki//ag/_League_3:_Dancing_Anime_Girls_Edition /ag/ League 3: Dancing Anime Girls Edition]
| align=center|4-1 W
| <small>SKEEEEEEEEEEEEEUP {{goal|32||38}} <br> Fuck You Spanos {{goal|40}} <br> Owen Sixteen {{goal|90+2}}</small>
|-bgcolor="ffcccc"
| 8 July, 2018
| {{team away|cbj}}
| align=center|[https://implyingrigged.info/wiki//ag/_League_3:_Dancing_Anime_Girls_Edition /ag/ League 3: Dancing Anime Girls Edition]
| align=center|0-1 L
| <small></small>
|-bgcolor="ffcccc"
| 14 July, 2018
| {{team away|nba}}
| align=center|[https://implyingrigged.info/wiki//ag/_League_3:_Dancing_Anime_Girls_Edition /ag/ League 3: Dancing Anime Girls Edition]
| align=center|0-2 L
| <small></small>
|-bgcolor="ccffcc"
| 31 August, 2019
| {{team away|lwa}}
| align=center|[https://implyingrigged.info/wiki//ag/_League_and_Feed_4:_Formerly_Fake_Team_Bowl#Group_Hot_Chakes /ag/ League 4: Formerly Fake Team Bowl]
| align=center|1-0 W
| <small>SKEEEEEEEEEEEEEUP {{goal|9}}</small>
|-bgcolor="ccffcc"
| 1 September, 2019
| {{team away|nhl}}
| align=center|[https://implyingrigged.info/wiki//ag/_League_and_Feed_4:_Formerly_Fake_Team_Bowl#Group_Hot_Chakes /ag/ League 4: Formerly Fake Team Bowl]
| align=center|2-1 W
| <small>Already Absent Funds {{goal|34||53}}</small>
|-bgcolor="ccffcc"
| 8 September, 2019
| {{team away|nba}}
| align=center|[https://implyingrigged.info/wiki//ag/_League_and_Feed_4:_Formerly_Fake_Team_Bowl#Group_Hot_Chakes /ag/ League 4: Formerly Fake Team Bowl]
| align=center|{{tt|4-3 W|Reminder that /nba/ blew a 3-1 lead}}
| <small>Hard Working, Deceptively Fast White Wide Receiver Man {{goal|9||63||85}}<br> Double Doink {{goal|74}}</small>
|-bgcolor="ffcccc"
| 12 September, 2019
| {{team away|piemonte}}
| align=center|[https://implyingrigged.info/wiki//ag/_League_and_Feed_4:_Formerly_Fake_Team_Bowl#Round_of_32 /ag/ League 4: Formerly Fake Team Bowl]
| align=center|2-4 L '''AET'''
| <small>The Draft {{goal|51}}<br> SKEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEUP {{goal|90}}</small>
|-bgcolor="ccffcc"
| 22 May, 2020
| {{team away|nba}}
| align=center|[https://implyingrigged.info/wiki//sp/erb_Owl_2020#Group_F /sp/erb Owl 2020]
| align=center|4-2 W
| <small>SKEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEUP {{goal|22}}<br> Beer Snake {{goal|40}}<br> {{greentext|ketchup on steak}} {{goal|63||75}}</small>
|-bgcolor="ccffcc"
| 23 May, 2020
| {{team away|tugão}}
| align=center|[https://implyingrigged.info/wiki//sp/erb_Owl_2020#Group_F /sp/erb Owl 2020]
| align=center|3-0 W
| <small>*canned boos* {{goal|36}}<br> {{greentext|ketchup on steak}} {{goal|71||76}}</small>
|-bgcolor="ffcccc"
| 29 May, 2020
| {{team away|mlb}}
| align=center|[https://implyingrigged.info/wiki//sp/erb_Owl_2020#Group_F /sp/erb Owl 2020]
| align=center|1-3 L
| <small>The Culture is actually damn good {{goal|77}}</small>
|-bgcolor="ffcccc"
| 30 May, 2020
| {{team away|trb}}
| align=center|[https://implyingrigged.info/wiki//sp/erb_Owl_2020#Round_2 /sp/erb Owl 2020]
| align=center|3-5 L '''AET'''
| <small>SKEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEUP {{goal|64||79}}<br>The Culture is actually damn good {{goal|120+1}}</small>
|-bgcolor="ccffcc"
| 15 August, 2020
| {{team away|mana}}
| align=center|[https://implyingrigged.info/wiki//ag/_League_5:_The_Quest_for_Cunny#Group_Every_sperm_is_sacred_except_the_ones_that_made_these_teams /ag/ League 5]
| align=center|4-2 W
| <small>{{greentext|ketchup on steak}} {{goal|50||84}}<br>Beer Snake {{goal|80}}<br>Fuck You Spanos {{goal|88}} </small>
|-bgcolor="ccffcc"
| 16 August, 2020
| {{team away|mgr}}
| align=center|[https://implyingrigged.info/wiki//ag/_League_5:_The_Quest_for_Cunny#Group_Every_sperm_is_sacred_except_the_ones_that_made_these_teams /ag/ League 5]
| align=center|4-0 W
| <small>Fuck AB {{goal|33}}<br>{{greentext|ketchup on steak}} {{goal|38}}<br>The Culture is actually damn good {{goal|84}}<br>Beer Snake {{goal|90}} </small>
|-bgcolor="ccffcc"
| 22 August, 2020
| {{team away|nhl}}
| align=center|[https://implyingrigged.info/wiki//ag/_League_5:_The_Quest_for_Cunny#Group_Every_sperm_is_sacred_except_the_ones_that_made_these_teams /ag/ League 5]
| align=center|2-1 W
| <small>Beer Snake {{goal|38}}<br>The Culture is actually damn good {{goal|88}} </small>
|-bgcolor="ffcccc"
| 27 August, 2020
| {{team away|mancrim}}
| align=center|[https://implyingrigged.info/wiki//ag/_League_5:_The_Quest_for_Cunny#Round_of_32 /ag/ League 5]
| align=center|1-2 L
| <small>The Culture is actually damn good {{goal|79}}</small>
|-bgcolor="ffffcc"
| 26 August, 2023
| {{team away|skeleton}}
| align=center|[https://implyingrigged.info/wiki//ag/_League:_The_7_Deadly_Sans#Group_F_amily_guy /ag/ League 7]
| align=center|2-2 D
| <small>The Culture Used To Be Damn Good {{goal|6}}<br>Beer Snake {{goal|75}}</small>
|-bgcolor="ccffcc"
| 27 August, 2023
| {{team away|blood}}
| align=center|[https://implyingrigged.info/wiki//ag/_League:_The_7_Deadly_Sans#Group_F_amily_guy /ag/ League 7]
| align=center|6-3 W
| <small>>The Culture Used To Be Damn Good {{goal|37}}<br>The Draft {{goal|42}}<br> {{tt|{{greentext|ketchup on steak}}|Mahomes 9.0, even PES is aware of his bullshit}} {{goal|47||84||87}}<br>Broncos Country, Lets Ride {{goal|69}}  </small>
|-bgcolor="ffcccc"
| 3 September, 2023
| {{team away|bird}}
| align=center|[https://implyingrigged.info/wiki//ag/_League:_The_7_Deadly_Sans#Group_F_amily_guy /ag/ League 7]
| align=center|2-3 L
| <small> {{greentext|ketchup on steak}} {{goal|20}}<br>Broncos Country, Lets Ride {{goal|71}}</small>
|-bgcolor="ffffcc"
| 31 August, 2024
| {{team away|faith}}
| align=center|[https://implyingrigged.info/wiki//ag/_League_8_Crazy_Nights /ag/ League 8]
| align=center|1-1 D
| <small>In My Red Era {{goal|76}}</small>
|-bgcolor="ccffcc"
| 1 September, 2024
| {{team away|fluff}}
| align=center|[https://implyingrigged.info/wiki//ag/_League_8_Crazy_Nights /ag/ League 8]
| align=center|4-2 W
| <small>>The Draft {{goal|50}}<br> In My Red Era {{goal|69||77||83}}</small>
|-bgcolor="ffcccc"
| 8 September, 2024
| {{team away|bill}}
| align=center|[https://implyingrigged.info/wiki//ag/_League_8_Crazy_Nights /ag/ League 8]
| align=center|0-2 L
| <small> </small>
|}
 
== Stats ==
 
===Goalscorers===
 
{| class="wikitable" width=25%
|-
!style="background:#DD4814;color:#69BE28"| Player
!style="background:#69BE28;color:#DD4814"| Goals
|-bgcolor="ffffff"
| align=center|In My Red Era/{{greentext|ketchup on steak}}
| align=center|15
|-bgcolor="ffffff"
| align=center|SKEEEEEEEEEEEEEUP
| align=center|10
|-bgcolor="ffffff"
| align=center|The Culture [is actually/used to be] damn good
| align=center|7
|-bgcolor="ffffff"
| align=center|The Draft/*canned boos*
| align=center|6
|-bgcolor="ffffff"
| align=center|Beer Snake
| align=center|5
|-bgcolor="ffffff"
| align=center|Sir Tim Bradley
| align=center|4
|-bgcolor="ffffff"
| align=center|Fun Times In Cleveland/Owen Sixteen
| align=center|4
|-bgcolor="ffffff"
| align=center|'o'
| align=center|3
|-bgcolor="ffffff"
| align=center|{{greentext|Failcunts}}
| align=center|3
|-bgcolor="ffffff"
| align=center|Hard Working, Deceptively Fast White Wide Receiver Man
| align=center|3
|-bgcolor="ffffff"
| align=center|DAT BIRD
| align=center|2
|-bgcolor="ffffff"
| align=center|Already Absent Funds
| align=center|2
|-bgcolor="ffffff"
| align=center|Fuck You Spanos
| align=center|2
|-bgcolor="ffffff"
| align=center|Broncos Country, Lets Ride
| align=center|2
|-bgcolor="ffffff"
| align=center|Davone "DA" Bess
| align=center|1
|-bgcolor="ffffff"
| align=center|You Like That?
| align=center|1
|-bgcolor="ffffff"
| align=center|Trust The Process
| align=center|1
|-bgcolor="ffffff"
| align=center|Double Doink
| align=center|1
|-bgcolor="ffffff"
| align=center|Fuck AB
| align=center|1
|}
<br/>
 
===Assists===
 
{| class="wikitable" width=25%
|-
!style="background:#DD4814;color:#69BE28"| Player
!style="background:#69BE28;color:#DD4814"| Assists
|-bgcolor="ffffff"
| align=center|The Draft/*canned boos*
| align=center|16
|-bgcolor="ffffff"
| align=center|{{greentext|ketchup on steak}}
| align=center|6
|-bgcolor="ffffff"
| align=center|SKEEEEEEEEEEEEEEUP
| align=center|4
|-bgcolor="ffffff"
| align=center|Sir Tim Bradley
| align=center|3
|-bgcolor="ffffff"
| align=center|Scorigami
| align=center|3
|-bgcolor="ffffff"
| align=center|{{greentext|Failcunts}}
| align=center|2
|-bgcolor="ffffff"
| align=center|Big Dick Nick
| align=center|2
|-bgcolor="ffffff"
| align=center|Hard Working, Deceptively Fast White Wide Receiver Man
| align=center|2
|-bgcolor="ffffff"
| align=center|{{greentext|17 games}}
| align=center|2
|-bgcolor="ffffff"
| align=center|Fuck You Spanos
| align=center|2
|-bgcolor="ffffff"
| align=center|Fuck AB
| align=center|2
|-bgcolor="ffffff"
| align=center|Beer Snake
| align=center|2
|-bgcolor="ffffff"
| align=center|Based Kitties
| align=center|1
|-bgcolor="ffffff"
| align=center|'o'
| align=center|1
|-bgcolor="ffffff"
| align=center|The Prophecy
| align=center|1
|-bgcolor="ffffff"
| align=center|DAT BIRD
| align=center|1
|-bgcolor="ffffff"
| align=center|Roll Damn Jays
| align=center|1
|-bgcolor="ffffff"
| align=center|Trust The Process
| align=center|1
|-bgcolor="ffffff"
| align=center|Cash Considerations
| align=center|1
|-bgcolor="ffffff"
| align=center|Days Of Our Steelers
| align=center|1
|-bgcolor="ffffff"
| align=center|{{greentext|Mexican Groundskeeping}}
| align=center|1
|-bgcolor="ffffff"
| align=center|The Culture [is actually/used to be] damn good
| align=center|1
|-bgcolor="ffffff"
| align=center|Butt Punt
| align=center|1
|-bgcolor="ffffff"
| align=center|Hypothetical Justin Herbert
| align=center|1
|-bgcolor="ffffff"
| align=center|Dudes be naming obscure players
| align=center|1
|}
<br/>
 
===Saves & Cleansheets===
 
{| class="wikitable" width=25%
|-
|-
| Monthly SeeSaw Post || He posts so rarely that his posts are usually framed and saved for posterity.
!style="background:#DD4814;color:#69BE28"| Player
!style="background:#69BE28;color:#DD4814"| Saves
!style="background:#DD4814;color:#69BE28"| Cleansheets
|-bgcolor="ffffff"
| align=center|{{greentext|Black QBs}}
| align=center|70
| align=center|3
|-bgcolor="ffffff"
| align=center|Unlike Agholor
| align=center|16
| align=center|1
|-bgcolor="ffffff"
| align=center|Josh McDaniels is fat and dumb/I HATE JOSH MCDANIELS
| align=center|10
| align=center|0
|-bgcolor="ffffff"
| align=center|Rax Grissman
| align=center|6
| align=center|0
|-bgcolor="ffffff"
| align=center|Grip n Sip
| align=center|2
| align=center|0
|-bgcolor="ffffff"
| align=center|Aaron Rodgers' Family
| align=center|1
| align=center|0
|}
|}

Latest revision as of 18:29, 8 September 2024

/fhg/

/fhg/
Fuck It, I'm Going Deep
Vaughan fhg logo.png
/fhg/ - Fantasy Handegg General
Founded 9 March 2014
Manager Mike Ditka
Owner Roger Goodell
IRL manager /fhg/
Team colors
HEX color DD4814
Burr Orange
Ranking Unranked
Highest rank Unranked (N/A)
Lowest rank Unranked (N/A)
Top scorer In My Red Era (15)
Top assister The Draft (16)
Captain Damar Hambulance
Website /fhg/ - Fantasy Handegg General
Nickname The Dragons
Historic performance
W D L TOTAL EFFICIENCY
15 6 13 34 44.12%
GF GA GD
73 69 +4
Biggest win
/fhg/ Vaughan fhg no border icon.png 4–0 Mgr icon.png /mgr/
August 16th 2020
Biggest defeat
/fhg/ Vaughan fhg no border icon.png 0–5 Admin icon.png /admin/
March 23rd 2014
First match
/fhg/ Vaughan fhg no border icon.png 3–3 Wooo icon.png /wooo/
March 23rd 2014
Elite Cup
Appearances N/A (First in N/A)
Best result N/A, N/A
Babby Cup
Appearances N/A (First in N/A)
Best result N/A, N/A
Team music
Anthem NFL on FOX
Victory Anthem Superb Owl Shuffle
Quarterfinals and beyond NFL on NBC theme

Goal horn Are You Ready For Some Football? (start at 0:17 if it doesn't auto)
Alternate goal horn Welcome back to the /fhg/ draft (for The Draft)
Alternate goal horn King of Akron (for SKEEEEEEEEEEEEEEUP)
Alternate goal horn International Statement - Alan Bell and Roger Dexter (for braces and more)
Alternate goal horn San Diego Super Chargers (for The Chargers Way (to lose))
Kits


/fhg/ is a skype group where cup personalities gather to discuss sports and various cup related topics, generally a more on-topic /ag/.

Exports

Roster

No. Position Player
28
  GK
Josh McDaniels is fat and dumb
26
  CB
Tommy Cutlets
3
  CB
Damar Hambulance Captain
30
  CB
Sickos Division
222
  DMF
Scorigami
18
  CMF
Wheel of Discipline, Presented By FanDuel™
7
  CMF
Four plays
23
  AMF
The Draft
101
  SS
YEAH, HERE WE GO
10
  SS
Hypothetical Justin Herbert
15
  CF
In My Red Era
No. Position Player
2
  GK
>Black QBs
1
  CB
Ding Dong, the hoodie is dead
14
  CB
Sultan Sean McDermott, emir of Buffalo
58
  CB
Tanking by Proxy
8
  DMF
I love rape!
27
  CMF
Dudes be naming obscure players
12
  CMF
Fun-size Franchise QB
19
  CMF
Michael Benis Jr
20
  CMF
Joe Flacco IS elite
21
  AMF
GREEN GAY
35
  SS
Justin Fields if he had any help
84
  SS
my reffies :)

Roster Description

Note: Will fill this later

Player >de scription
Unlike Agholor Nothing screams Eagles fan like taking time out of your interview about being a hero to shittalk your team's starting WR and his issue with drops.
Assault. Rudolph started it
The culture is actually damn good "The culture is actually damn good. These people care," Allen said. "We have a very young core of players that we have brought in here who are accustomed to winning. If you look at the record of these guys they're accustomed to winning. They want to win."
>Tompa Bay Buccaneers legend Tom Brady.
Scorigami A term invented by Jon Bois, which has made everyone obsessed over unique scorelines
Bill O'Brien is a hack >trade a top 5 receiver in the league for a declining aging RB and a 2nd round pick
>blow a 24-0 lead in the playoffs
>trading Clowney for 2 low tier pass rushers and a 3rd round pick
>somehow continue to gather more power despite all these fuckups
>A 2nd round pick on a meme gadget QB In 4 seasons Carson Wentz has ZERO playoff wins, 48 regular season fumbles. He is 7-20 vs teams over 500. He has no heart no desire to win. His teammates hate him. He has started 5-6 in 3 of his first 4 seasons. Eagles are 24-6 in their last 30 games with Nick Foles
*canned boos* Where we all wonder if the Cleveland Browns are going to shoot themselves in the foot, the Raiders get the fastest guy available or if the Jets stay Jest, all from the comfort of Roger Goodell's basement.
Fuck AB >burns his feet in a cryotherapy machine
>throw a hissy fit and threaten to retire over not being allowed to wear your helmet
>get fined for missing practices without reason, proceed to call the GM a cracker
>get released, losing all your guaranteed money, and post a video to YouTube about how you're free now
>manage to get hired by the Patriots and look set to have played the entire league into the best situation you can find
>have sexual and personal misconduct allegations come out which get your cut from New England after 1 game
>proceed to bitch and file grievances against both the Raiders and Patriots over your lost $40million before getting into a beef with Logan Paul and just generally proving you're a fucking moron
Fuck AB, that is all
Beer Snake The beer snake represented everything pure and fun about the XFL, fuck you corona-chan
>ketchup on steak It doesn't matter that he won a Super Bowl MVP, putting ketchup on steak is inexcusable
>Black QBs >Black QBs >not busts
Cut my dick off for a super bowl Words by Mike Vrabel who would pay the ultimate price for the Lombardi, unfortunately he chickened out and lost in the AFC Championship game.
>challenging PIs You dare to challenge me, an NFL referee? You think that I made a wrong decision? Absolutely not, I am never wrong. Throw that flag and lose a challenge if you dare.
>rasm >paying Goff
>paying Gurley only to release him a year later because bad knees
>giving up two firsts for Jalen Ramsey
>being in cap hell
>dick in their logo
The absolute STATE of the Los Angeles Rams
Chicago Bears Legend Nick Foles Ask any Chicago Bears fans about which quarterbacks they can bring in and become a legend compared to Mitchell Trubisky.
Dead Family Members Who cares if you can run a 4.10 40, can bench 50 times and are the 2nd coming of Jerry Rice, Tom Brady, Deion Sanders, Lawrence Taylor and every hall of famer rolled into 1 player. Unless you have at least 2 dead family members, you're a bust and a fraud
>17 games It still does not make sense.
Wheel of Discipline Got busted for PEDs? The wheel landed on 4 games. Beat your wife? The wheel says 2 games, 1 if you're a good boy and apologise. Been in a 500 metre radius of weed? Get the fuck out of this league
Draft Dog
Rax Grissman During a recent taping of the popular Sportscenter series “My Wish” a nine year-old Chicago cancer survivor named Tim, died of apparent internal bleeding while visiting his hometown football team’s workout facility.


Team doctors who attempted to resuscitate the young boy were hindered in their attempts at CPR due to rib and sternum fractures that apparently occurred while Tim was at the complex.

It has been confirmed that quarterback, Rax Grissman, has been taken in for questioning after numerous cheerleaders informed Chicago investigators that Mr. Grissman boasted of “giving that faggot the chance to catch the hellfire missiles of the RG-10 fighter jet, and I hope he tells god that he’s next.”

Fuck You Spanos The move nobody wanted to see and now we will see the Chargers play in a 30k stadium for 3 years that will only sell out during Raider games
SKEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEUP HOL ON SKEEEEEUP BUT LEBRAWN IS STILL DA BEST BASKETBAWL PLAYER OF ALL TIME SKEEEEEEEUP

Match History

Date Opponent Competition Result Scorers
23th March, 2014 Wooo icon.png /wooo/ Fake Teamb Owl 3-3 D The Draft Goal 9'
DAT BIRD Goal 22'
'o' Goal 38'
23th March, 2014 Wooo icon.png /wooo/ Fake Teamb Owl 3-2 W 'o' Goal 15'
The Draft Goal 34'
Davone "DA" Bess Goal 72'
23th March, 2014 Sinaweibo icon.png /sinaweibo/ Fake Teamb Owl 1-4 L 'o' Goal 82'
23th March, 2014 Admin icon.png /admin/ Fake Teamb Owl 0-5 L
4 July, 2016 Giivasunner icon.png /giivasunner/ /ag/ League 0-1 L
6 July, 2016 Rgg icon.png /rgg/ /ag/ League 1-1 D Dat Bird Goal 55'
8 July, 2016 Moeshit icon.png /moeshit/ /ag/ League 2-2 D YOU LIKE THAT?Goal 3'
Fun times in Cleveland Goal 90+3'
26 August, 2017 Emg icon.png /emg/ /ag/ League 2: Autism Harder 2-5 L Trust the Process Goal 17'
SKEEEEEEEEEEEEEUP Goal 80'
28 August, 2017 Kanto icon.png /kanto/ /ag/ League 2: Autism Harder 1-0 W >failcunts Goal 78'
28 August, 2017 Kemono icon.png /kemono/ /ag/ League 2: Autism Harder 1-1 D Sir Tim Bradley Goal 70'
3 September, 2017 Trb icon.png /trb/ /ag/ League 2: Autism Harder Round of 32 2-0 W Fun Times in Cleveland Goal 35'
Sir Tim Bradley Goal 89'
9 September, 2017 Punic icon.png /punic/ /ag/ League 2: Autism Harder Round of 16 4-1 W SKEEEEEEEEEEEEEUP Goal 6'
Fun Times in Cleveland Goal 35'
Sir Tim Bradley Goal 51'
>failcunts Goal 76'
10 September, 2017 Emg icon.png /emg/ /ag/ League 2: Autism Harder Quarter Finals 3-4 L SKEEEEEEEEEEEEEUP Goal 4'
Sir Tim Bradley Goal 83'
>failcunts Goal 90+4'
7 July, 2018 Mls+ayy icon.png /mls+ayy/ /ag/ League 3: Dancing Anime Girls Edition 4-1 W SKEEEEEEEEEEEEEUP Goal 32'38'
Fuck You Spanos Goal 40'
Owen Sixteen Goal 90+2'
8 July, 2018 Cbj icon.png /cbj/ /ag/ League 3: Dancing Anime Girls Edition 0-1 L
14 July, 2018 Nba icon.png /nba/ /ag/ League 3: Dancing Anime Girls Edition 0-2 L
31 August, 2019 Lwa icon.png /lwa/ /ag/ League 4: Formerly Fake Team Bowl 1-0 W SKEEEEEEEEEEEEEUP Goal 9'
1 September, 2019 Nhl icon.png /nhl/ /ag/ League 4: Formerly Fake Team Bowl 2-1 W Already Absent Funds Goal 34'53'
8 September, 2019 Nba icon.png /nba/ /ag/ League 4: Formerly Fake Team Bowl 4-3 W Hard Working, Deceptively Fast White Wide Receiver Man Goal 9'63'85'
Double Doink Goal 74'
12 September, 2019 Piemonte icon.png /piemonte/ /ag/ League 4: Formerly Fake Team Bowl 2-4 L AET The Draft Goal 51'
SKEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEUP Goal 90'
22 May, 2020 Nba icon.png /nba/ /sp/erb Owl 2020 4-2 W SKEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEUP Goal 22'
Beer Snake Goal 40'
>ketchup on steak Goal 63'75'
23 May, 2020 Tugão icon.png /tugão/ /sp/erb Owl 2020 3-0 W *canned boos* Goal 36'
>ketchup on steak Goal 71'76'
29 May, 2020 Mlb icon.png /mlb/ /sp/erb Owl 2020 1-3 L The Culture is actually damn good Goal 77'
30 May, 2020 Trb icon.png /trb/ /sp/erb Owl 2020 3-5 L AET SKEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEUP Goal 64'79'
The Culture is actually damn good Goal 120+1'
15 August, 2020 Mana icon.png /mana/ /ag/ League 5 4-2 W >ketchup on steak Goal 50'84'
Beer Snake Goal 80'
Fuck You Spanos Goal 88'
16 August, 2020 Mgr icon.png /mgr/ /ag/ League 5 4-0 W Fuck AB Goal 33'
>ketchup on steak Goal 38'
The Culture is actually damn good Goal 84'
Beer Snake Goal 90'
22 August, 2020 Nhl icon.png /nhl/ /ag/ League 5 2-1 W Beer Snake Goal 38'
The Culture is actually damn good Goal 88'
27 August, 2020 Mancrim icon.png /mancrim/ /ag/ League 5 1-2 L The Culture is actually damn good Goal 79'
26 August, 2023 Skeleton icon.png /skeleton/ /ag/ League 7 2-2 D The Culture Used To Be Damn Good Goal 6'
Beer Snake Goal 75'
27 August, 2023 Blood icon.png /blood/ /ag/ League 7 6-3 W >The Culture Used To Be Damn Good Goal 37'
The Draft Goal 42'
>ketchup on steak Goal 47'84'87'
Broncos Country, Lets Ride Goal 69'
3 September, 2023 Bird icon.png /bird/ /ag/ League 7 2-3 L >ketchup on steak Goal 20'
Broncos Country, Lets Ride Goal 71'
31 August, 2024 Faith icon.png /faith/ /ag/ League 8 1-1 D In My Red Era Goal 76'
1 September, 2024 Fluff icon.png /fluff/ /ag/ League 8 4-2 W >The Draft Goal 50'
In My Red Era Goal 69'77'83'
8 September, 2024 Bill icon.png /bill/ /ag/ League 8 0-2 L

Stats

Goalscorers

Player Goals
In My Red Era/>ketchup on steak 15
SKEEEEEEEEEEEEEUP 10
The Culture [is actually/used to be] damn good 7
The Draft/*canned boos* 6
Beer Snake 5
Sir Tim Bradley 4
Fun Times In Cleveland/Owen Sixteen 4
'o' 3
>Failcunts 3
Hard Working, Deceptively Fast White Wide Receiver Man 3
DAT BIRD 2
Already Absent Funds 2
Fuck You Spanos 2
Broncos Country, Lets Ride 2
Davone "DA" Bess 1
You Like That? 1
Trust The Process 1
Double Doink 1
Fuck AB 1


Assists

Player Assists
The Draft/*canned boos* 16
>ketchup on steak 6
SKEEEEEEEEEEEEEEUP 4
Sir Tim Bradley 3
Scorigami 3
>Failcunts 2
Big Dick Nick 2
Hard Working, Deceptively Fast White Wide Receiver Man 2
>17 games 2
Fuck You Spanos 2
Fuck AB 2
Beer Snake 2
Based Kitties 1
'o' 1
The Prophecy 1
DAT BIRD 1
Roll Damn Jays 1
Trust The Process 1
Cash Considerations 1
Days Of Our Steelers 1
>Mexican Groundskeeping 1
The Culture [is actually/used to be] damn good 1
Butt Punt 1
Hypothetical Justin Herbert 1
Dudes be naming obscure players 1


Saves & Cleansheets

Player Saves Cleansheets
>Black QBs 70 3
Unlike Agholor 16 1
Josh McDaniels is fat and dumb/I HATE JOSH MCDANIELS 10 0
Rax Grissman 6 0
Grip n Sip 2 0
Aaron Rodgers' Family 1 0