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Starting Eleven

Name	Portrait	Background	PES Model	Position	Number
Merzbow		/mu/ has trusted Merzbow to be the Wall of Sound that /mu/ needs to be successful in defense. Winning the 2014 Summer Cup with him in net, he has proven to be a successful member of the team, also being a key member in their entire run of success by only appearing in one (1) babby from Winter 2012 to Summer 2016, though he has not succeeded in taking penalty kicks just yet, or accepting passes from a very certain music reviewer /mu/ really appreciates. In the music scene, Merzbow makes harsh noise that effectively filters plebs that cannot handle real noise. If you can't handle Merzbow, you'll never be able to handle harsh noise.		GK	34
The Government Sucks		*19 Guitar solos*		LB	44
Captain Beefheart		i'm at a severe writer's block but I'm not sure if I just wrote art or not since it IS about Captain Beefheart after all, so it could work. The genius behind Trout Mask Replica himself, Captain Beefheart is the antithesis of a talentless hack. Captain Beefheart & His Magic Band, who were definitely not captives and tortured for six months during the making of Trout Mask Replica, created music that sounds weird and it has a fish on the cover! A fish! Imagine making the pleb filter but you make it into a whole album. I CANNOT GO BACK TO YOUR FROOOOOOOOWNLAAAAAAAND DACHAU BLUUUUUUEEEEESSSS A squid eating dough in a polyethylene bag, is fast and bulbous, got me? F A S T A N D B U L B O U S		CB	2
I said maybe		Anyway, here is Wonderwall		CB	3
Gimefool Gimefar		I AM THE TABLE		RB	32
Sporkcore		Silly music for silly people, the spork genre is just that... silly music and Zappa is defining it		DMF	18
Gusic		Gusic the sound of your best friends laughter, gusic is the sound of your baby waking up in the middle of the night for the first time, gusic is the sound of wind on a summer's day, gusic is there when you are alone, gusic is there when you aren't, gusic is the love of a good woman, or her breath in the morning, gusic is the cat that only sits in your lap when you don't plan on getting up for a while, gusic is cigarette and cup of coffee on a monday before work, gusic is breakfast in bed, gusic is tv dinners, gusic is the warmth of sand on your feet, gusic is aceing the test you thought you would fail, gusic is cleaning an itch in your ear with a q-tip, gusic is when your cutting a sheet of construction paper and the scissors start to glide, gusic is watching a woman dance in the rain on your way home together, gusic is sitting on the front porch with all your friends, gusic is matter, and energy, light, and darkness, gusic is fire and ice, all things good and nice, a story of men and mice, that makes you think twice about pulling the trigger. Gusic is first and last time you do drugs, gusic is the cosmic end all be all of reality, gusic is all these things and more, but most of all, gusic is a thing that brings us together, thank you for joining us in this gusic thread, post a picture of a cat and talk about gusic.		CMF	4
MC Ride		"Jesus this sounds so bad, is this what you call music? This sounds like a hobo just yelling random words with shitty engine noises in the background. I don't get how anyone could like this. People actually think this is catchy, really? Hustle bones, what are those? Even that Melon guy said it's really good, for whatever reason he loves them too I don't fucking get it. He gave this a 10?! Really?! A 10/10?! Fucking stupid, you're all idiots I'm going back to listening to good music" 3 months later: "I CLOSE MY EYES AND SEIZE, I CLENCH MY FIST AND BEAT IT, I LIGHT MY TORCH AND BURN IT, I AM THE BEAST I WORSHIP ITGOESITGOESITGOESITGOESITGOESITGOESITGOESITGOES GUILLOTIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINE YUH SPREADEAGLECROSSTHEBLOCK SPREADEAGLECROSSTHEBLOCKSPREADEAGLECROSSTHE BLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOCK I FUCK THE MUSIC, I MAKE IT CUM, I FUCK THE MUSIC WITH MY SERPENT TOOOOONGUE HIT HIT HIT TAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKYOON TATAKKKYYYYOOON TATA TRIPLE SIX FIVE FORKED TOOOONGUE IF YOU'RE DELUSIONAL YOUR CALL WILL BE DIRECTED TO THE MOTHERSHIP IWANTITINEEDITNEEDTOKEEPMYSELFHEATEDSHAKEITCANTTAKEITMUSTBREAKITOFF YEAHWHATISAY BITCH BITCH BITCH BITCH GETGETGETGETGOTGOTGOTGOTBLOODRUSHTO MYHEADHITHOTLOCKPOPPINOFFTHEFUCKINBLOCKKNOTCLOCKINWRISTSLITWATCHBENTTHOUGHTBOT I GOT THE FEEEVVVAAAAHHHHH HUSTLE BONES COMIN' OUT MAH MAOOUUUTTTHHH I'VE SEEN FOOTAGE, I STAY NOIDED, I'VE SEEN FOOTAGE, AHHHVVVEEE SEEEEN FOOTAGE THE TABLES IS FLIPPED NOW WE GOT ALL THE COCONUTS BITCH"		AMF	33
Ye		MAGA Kanye with the hottest and most thought provoking lyrics "Now if I fuck this modela nd she just bleached her asshole and I get bleach on my T-shirt, I'mma feel like an asshole" "Sometimes I'm wishin' that my dick had GoPro so I could play that shit back in slo-mo, I just shot an amateur video; I think I should go pro" "i keep it 300 like the romans, 300 bitches, where the trojans" "Ay, none of us would be here without cum" "I couldn't get my shit out any way, I hope you die Aria" "Have you ever had sex with a pharoah? I put the pussy in a sarcophagus" "My apologies, are you into astrology/Cause I’m tryin’ to make it to Uranus" "I love your titties ’cause they prove I can focus on two things at once" "Uh, black girl sippin’ white wine/Put my fist in her like a civil rights sign" "HURRY UP WITH MY DAMN CROISSANTS" "You left your fridge open somebody took a sandwich" "Eatin’ Asian pussy, all I need was sweet and sour sauce” "I remember being nervous to do Victoria's Secret 'til I pictured everybody with their clothes off" "Skrrt skrrt skrrt like a private school for women, then I get there and all the Popeye's is finished, girl"		SS	69
John Lennon Beat His Wife		Did you know, that John Lennon from The Beatles actually beat his wife?		SS	6
Jeff Mangum		While Anne Frank may be the only girl that Jeff has ever loved, there are plenty of anons on /mu/ that want to make sure they love Jeff. Lead singer of Neutral Milk Hotel, Jeff's eccentric lyricism and voice have earned his way into the hearts of many listeners by releasing what many believe to be the best indie rock album of all time, "In the Aeroplane Over the Sea". When first listening to the album, many ask themselves, "am I getting memed? Is this what /mu/ thinks is actually good?" Rest assured, this album is universally loved with countless screamable lyrics and a general sincere, happy nature to it. Here's some examples (oh also On Avery Island is great too but lol afterthought as usual): WHEN YOU WERE YOUNG YOU WERE THE KING OF CAAAARROT FLOOOOOWERS IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVE YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU JEEEEEEEEEESUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUS CHRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIST WHAT A BEAUTIFUL FACE I HAVE FOUND IN THIS PLACE THAT IS CIRCLING ALL ROUND THE SUUUUUUUUUUUUUUN I AM LIIIIIIIIIISTENING TO HEEEAAAAR WHERE YOU AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARE CHOKING WITH HER HANDS ACROSS, HIS, FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACE literally the entirety of Holland, 1945 Semen stains the mountaintops, semen stains the mountaintops OOOOOOOOooooOOOOOOoooOOOOOH COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOmely SHE GOOOOOOOES, AND NOW SHE KNOWS SHE'LL NEEEEEEVER BE AFRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAID DEEEEEEDEDEDEDE DEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEDEDEDEDE DEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEDEDEDEDE just honestly scream the whole album aside the slow songs, those are top tier too though.		CF	10

Bench

Name	Portrait	Background	PES Model	Position	Number
Lord Pete Steele		JESUS HITLER ADOLF CHRIST IS THIS THE SECOND COMING OR THE FOURTH REICH		GK	1
For less than a Big Mac		For less than the cost of a Big Mac, fries and a Coke, you can buy a loaf of fresh bread and some good cheese or roast beef, which you will enjoy much more.		LB	98
Piero Scaruffi		The fact that so many books still say that the death of XXXTentacion was not a big loss for music only tells you how far shitposting still is from becoming a serious art. Piero Scaruffi has seen /mu/ at the highest of highs and the lowest of lows while fucking 5 asian girls at once. While Scarufficore such as Trout Mask Replica, Faust, and Kate Bush have cemented their reputation on /mu/ for years now, Scaruffi's few new reviews still get discussion on /mu/, especially when there's a bombshell. From his criticism by other reviews as being too conservative in his reviews to rating his own poem as one of the best pieces of poetry at all time, he is unequivocally one of the most based figures relevant with /mu/, especially when compared to the absolute state of modern p4k and a certain melon looking shithead.		LB	22
Blasting Burzum		BLASTING???		CB	23
Freak Off		How much Baby oil?		CB	13
>Not Music		Rap? More like crap!		CB	14
Trust Funds		Testing, one, two, three. Well, well fuck. I mean, I just don't know what to say. I'm very glad to be hear with you tonight. I'll be able to talk with you, about some things that I know a great deal about. Everyone knows, that you, are, fucked up. And everyone knows, that I, am fucked up. But, does everyone know, that you, are more fucked up than me? Well I know that, and you know that, but our purpose is to tell everyone that. Take for instance, the time, you went to the bathroom to take a shower. You had soap, you had a towel, shampoo, washcloth, a brush, everything was set. But you had to call me to come turn on the water for you. You didn't know where or how. That is one instance of how fucked up you are. A second instance of how fucked up you are; You was going to cook you some breakfast. Well you went in there, and you put some toast in the toaster. Put a skillet on the stove, some grease in it. You got you some eggs out, some bacon. Poured you some orange juice, made you some coffee, got some jelly and some butter, fried eggs, salt, pepper, got the bacon on the grill. Everything was fine, except for one thing. You had to call me in there, to show you how to use a fork. Now, a third instance, the way you're fucked up. You got dressed, ready to go to school, everything was fine. Went outside, got in your car. Key in the ignition, except for one thing. You had to call me, to come show you,		RB	11
Viper the Kidnapper		Viper the Rapper, or formally known as Viper, is a hip hop artist hailing from the great state of Arkansas. Viper is most known for putting out his 2008 digitally released album "You'll Cowards Don't Even Smoke Crack", in what has been called by one person as " a deaf person talking over 1991 Sonic the Hedgehog synths thrown together by a little kid on the free-est DAW downloaded on a Russian fileshare site crawling with malware". Viper himself has put out many other studio albums such as "I'm Better Than U" and "My Gun Is Set To Auto-Smegmatic". Additionally, he has put out a counted 136 mixtapes, the most popular being "Kill Urself My Man" and "These Rappers Claim They Hard When Them Fags Never Even Seen the Pen". While these releases have some blatant rips from his previous albums, many songs even being identical, the sheer volume of music he has released is unmatched by any other modern day artist. Also, he makes funny album covers /mu/ uses as reaction images. Also he's a real estate broker. Also he's never been seen in the same room as Lil B.		RB	20
hell be fine		>70 years old >Still plays shows I think hell be fine		DMF	21
Dubs and Brian Wilson dies		He is fucking next I swear, check those digits		DMF	8
Talentless Hack		He is pointing at us...		CMF	19
>woman sings about depression		>woman sings about loneliness >woman sings about depression		CMF	70

Band Member Timeline

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Jeff Mangum	CF	CF	CF	SS	SS	SS	CF	CF	CF	SS	SS	CF	CF	CF	CF	AMF	CF	CF	SS	SS	LMF	CMF	AMF	SS	RWF	CF	AMF	AMF	AMF	AMF	AMF	CB	CB	CB
Ye	SS	CMF	AMF	DMF	CMF	DMF	CMF	CMF	CMF	CMF	CMF	CB	LMF	LMF	CMF	SS	CMF	CMF	LMF	DMF	DMF	CB	CB	CMF	CMF	DMF	DMF	DMF	CMF	CMF	CMF	CMF	DMF	CMF
Merzbow	GK	GK	GK	GK	GK	GK	GK	GK	GK	GK	GK	GK	GK	GK	GK	GK	GK	GK	GK	GK	GK	GK	GK	GK	GK	GK	GK	GK	GK	GK	GK	CB	CB
Piero Scaruffi	LB	SS	CB	CB	CB	CB	CB	CB	CB	DMF	SS	LB	DMF	AMF	RMF	CB	RB	CB	RB	RB	RB	CB	CB	CMF	RB	RB	CB	CB	CB	CB	CB	SS
MC Ride	AMF	CMF	SS	CF	CF	CF	CMF	CMF	CMF	SS	AMF	CF	CF	CF	CF	CF	RWF	AMF	CF	CF	CF	CF	CF	CF	LWF	CMF	AMF	CF	CF	CF	CF
Michael Gira	RB	SS	DMF	CMF	DMF	CMF	CMF	CMF	CMF	CMF	CMF	CMF	CB	CB	CMF	CMF	LWF	SS	AMF	CMF	AMF	CMF	LMF	AMF	CF	CMF	CB	CB	CMF	CMF
hell be fine	DMF	LB	CB	RB	CB	CB	DMF	DMF	CB	CB	CB	CB	CB	CB	LMF	CB	DMF	CB	CMF	CB	CB	CB	CB	CB
Viper the Rapper	RB	SS	DMF	DMF	CMF	DMF	LMF	LB	LB	LB	LB	CB	AMF	CB	CMF	CMF	CB	GK	GK	GK	GK	CB	CMF						LWF	AMF
John Lennon Beat His Wife	SS	SS	SS	AMF	AMF	AMF	SS	SS	SS	SS	SS	RMF	LMF	DMF	AMF	SS	CMF	LMF	SS	SS
Talentless Hack	CMF	RB	RB	SS	AMF	SS	SS	SS	SS	RB	RB	DMF	RMF	RMF	SS	SS	RMF										CF	SS	RWF
Gusic	CMF	RB	RB	RB	DMF	RB	RB	RB	RB	LB	LB	AMF	CB
Dubs And Brian Wilson Dies	DMF	LB	LB	LB	CB	CB	CB	CB	CB	DMF									RB	RB
Steve Albini	LB	DMF	DMF	DMF	DMF	DMF	RMF	RB	RB																	GK	GK	GK	DMF	DMF
>woman sings about depression	CMF	RB	LB	LB
Varg Vikernes	CB	CB	DMF																					DMF	LB	LB	RB	RB	GK	GK	GK	AMF	RMF	CMF
Frank Zappa	DMF	LB	DMF
Captain Beefheart	CB	CB								DMF	DMF	RB	LMF	RMF	LMF	CB	CB
The Government Sucks	LB	SS
Gimme Fue Gimme Fai	RB	SS
Pete Steele	GK	GK
Freak Off	CB
I said maybe	CB
>not music	CB
<- Clueless		CB	LB	LB	CB	LB	LB	LB	LB	RB	RB
Richard D. James		CB	CB	CB	CB	CB					CB	LB	LB	LB	CB	DMF	LB	CB	LB	LB	CB	CMF	CMF	SS	AMF	DMF	DMF	DMF				CB	RB	CB
Nas		CB
MF DOOM			GK	CMF	AMF	CMF	CMF	CMF	CMF	AMF														GK
Björk			RB	RB	DMF	RB				RB	RB	RB	CB	RB	CB	CB	RB	CB	CB	CB	CB	DMF	DMF	CB	CB	CB	CB	CB
I want a Vandenberg so bad			GK
mfw Deftones or Smashing Pumpkins			CB
Olivia Rodrigo			CB
Thom Yorke				CB	CB	LB	LB	LB	LB	LB	LB	CMF	RB	LMF	LMF	DMF	RMF	CMF	CMF	LMF	CMF	CMF	CMF	SS	AMF	CMF	CMF	RMF	DMF	AMF	RMF	RB	LB
*deletes track*				CB	GK	CB	CB	CB	CB	DMF	DMF
The List Goes On				DMF	DMF	DMF	CMF	DMF	CB																	CB	CMF	RMF	DMF	DMF	DMF	AMF
Post-avant Jazzcore				CB	CB	CB	CB	CB	CB
Kate Bush				DMF	CMF	DMF											CB	RMF	RMF	RMF
Jefre Cantu-Ledesma					DMF	RB
David Bowie							RB	RB	RB	CMF	CMF			CB	CB	CB	CB	CB	CMF	RMF	DMF	DMF	CB	AMF
Kevin Shields							DMF	DMF																			LB	CB	CB	CB
/shill/							CMF	CMF
Bladee							CB	CB
Anthony Fantano									CB									CB	CB	CB	CB	CB	RB	CB	CB	CB	CB	CB	CB	CF	CF	CF	CF
Lil B									CMF																			CF	CF	AMF	CB	LB	CB	CB
Dragonforce									GK																								SS	AMF
8.4 Best New Midfielder										CMF	CMF	DMF	RMF	RMF	DMF	CMF	CMF	CMF	CMF	DMF	CMF	DMF	DMF	DMF	CMF	CMF	CMF	RMF	DMF	DMF	DMF
One Copy of Loveless on Vinyl										CB	CB	CB	CB	CB	DMF	DMF	CB
Za Fishmans										CB	CB				RMF	CB	CB
Sweet Trip Fucking Sucks										CB
Morrissey											DMF	CMF	LB	LMF		CMF	LMF	CMF	CMF	LMF
>Granny Shit											DMF	LB	RMF
I GRIEVE IN STEREO												CB	RB	RB	RMF	CMF
6ix9ine												CB					DMF	DMF
Kenny Rogers												DMF
Ryuichi Sakamoto												CB
Grimes													LB	LB	CB	CB	LB	RB			RMF	DMF	DMF						AMF	DMF	DMF
BUFFCORRELL													GK	GK
Go Loaf													RB	RB
Stu Mackenzie														LB
Sufjan Stevens															CB	DMF	LMF	LMF	DMF	CMF	CMF	AMF	CMF	CMF	AMF	DMF							CF
The Crusher															GK	CB		RMF
Christian and the Hedgehog Boys															CB
Vaporwave																		GK	CB	CB	CB	DMF	DMF	CMF	CMF	CMF	CB
Kendrick Lamar																		CB	CB	CB	CB	AMF	RB	CB	DMF	SS
Phil Elverum																			LB	LB	LB	AMF	LB	CB	RB	RB	RB
The Deak																			SS	SS	SS	AMF	LB	CB		SS	DMF	LMF	LWF	AMF	LMF
Killer Mike																					CF			CB	CB	CB	CB
Frankie Sinatra																					SS	SS	RMF
Jason Aldean																					DMF	CB	CB
>band has 2 drummers																						GK	GK		GK
/shugazi/																								DMF	AMF
emo is moe																								CMF
Mac DeMarco																									CB	CB	CB	CB
Mark Kozelek																									LB	LB	LB
Joanna Newsom																									GK
Pitbull																									CB
Dadrock																										GK	GK	GK	GK	GK
Trout Mask Replica																												SS	RWF	AMF	CMF	SS
Meal																												LB	CB	CB
Yung Lean																												AMF
Bomb Jovi																													CB
Meme Rap																													CB
Uploading 15%																														CB	CB	SS
An Owl																														CB	CB
Walmart Associate																														CB
Pitchfork																															RMF	CB	LB
Anne Frank																															DMF		CF
2deep4u																															CMF
Jari Mäenpää																															LMF
John Cage																															GK
Pinkletank																															CB
Sharethread																															CB
Franz Liszt																																GK	GK	GK
My Bloody Valentine																																DMF	RMF	SB
Plebeians																																SS	AMF
Animal Collective																																SS
Bob Dylan																																CF
Hampus																																LB
ITCOTCK																																RB
Robert Christgau																																CMF
Tim Buckley																																CMF
Frederic Chopin																																	GK	GK
Pink Floyd																																	CF	SS
Protomen																																	AMF	SMF
Radiohead																																	RB	SB
Alice Glass																																	LMF
Mediafire																																	DMF
Taylor Swift																																	DMF
Avenged Sevenfold																																		SB
Beastie Boys																																		CB
Beirut																																		DMF
Justin Bieber																																		CF
Katy Perry																																		AMF
Lady Gaga																																		CF
Mac Miller																																		SMF
Neutral Milk Hotel																																		SB
Rihanna																																		CB
Velvet Underground																																		CF
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