/wg/ Roster

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Starting Eleven

No.	Position	Name	Picture	Description
12	GK	Bliss		Probably the most well known wallpaper of all time. Unless you are some underage faggot.
24	LB	Rainmeter		A very popular desktop customization tool.
2	CB	Once there was a tree		A popular theme for wallpapers. Get four pictures of the same tree in the four different seasons, and make them into a nice wall.
18	CB	GRAHHHNBBBLLLAHAHAHAAHH		That's the sound of vomiting rainbows.
4	RB	Fuckscapes		Pictures of beautiful landscapes, with a subtle message, just for you.
5	DMF	Boss Nigger		He's so bad, they call him boss. He's the boss. BOSS NIGGER.
8	DMF	Goldblum		If you don't LOVE Jeff Goldblum, then there's something seriously wrong with you.
23	AMF	Headphone Girl		Another well known wall.
17	SS	Descartes		Philosopher, mathematician and writer. He also gives great advice.
21	SS	Spacecat		A cat in space. Why is he there? No one knows.
14	CF	Cunt Destroyer		A corgi you don't want to mess with.

Substitutes

No.	Position	Name	Picture	Description
1	GK	Dolla Dolla Bill Yall		One of the many gangsta animals out there.
15	GK	Minimalistic		Sometimes, less is more.
6	LB	Desktop Thread		Post yours, get judged, give criticism. It's as simple as that.
22	LB	Colorsplash		Take an image, remove all colors except one.
25	CB	It's My Birthday		Hey /wg/ I turned 16 today! Post the 16th pic in your wallpaper folder!
27	CB	Ronald Raygun		Hands down best president.
19	CB	Keep Calm		A motivational poster from 1939, never actually published. It was later rediscovered and gained popularity.
13	RB	AstroSwag		You'll never be as cool as an astronaut chilling ON THE MOON. Served under the name of 'DANKPAPES' for the 2015 4chan Winter Cup, in light for the famous /wg/ thread that was stickied at the time of the cup.
16	RB	Dark Side of The Moon		Like it or not, you have to admit, it's a pretty bitchin' cover.
7	DMF	Nudes		Who doesn't like artistic nudes of pretty women? Although, does anyone actually use these walls? What if people come over?
9	DMF	Communism		It really is a party.
33	DMF	Original Content		An important part of the board... or any board, for that matter.

Former Players

No.	Position	Name	Picture	Description
25	GK	MORE LIKE THIS		One way to start a thread. It's also a way to get banned if you don't post some of your own. His time at /wg/ came to a sad end as he was sacked for being a shit keeper in the first ever official Wallpaper Derby

Player Statistics

These are cup games only. No friendlies, because fuck digging through all that and most of it is gone anyway.
Last updated: August 2nd, 2015, after the game against  /tg/

Name	Goals scored	Assists
Cunt Destroyer	46	6
Spacecat	16	20
Headphone Girl	7	9
Descartes	5	4
Goldblum	2	1
Minimalistic	1	1
Noir	1	0
Boss Nigger	1	0
MORE LIKE THIS	0	4
Widescreen	0	1
Nudes	0	1
Original Content	0	1
Ronald Raygun	0	1