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m (Who doesn't love Silumgar and his favourite piece of jewelry, Tasigur.)
(Implying the Fake Team Bowl will ever actually happen.)
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|team= mtg
|team= mtg
|motto= Dies to Removal
|motto= Dies to Removal
|name=  
|name= Magic: The Gathering
|date= 4 March 2015
|date= 4 March 2015
|manager= Randy Buehler
|manager= Randy Buehler
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|color= Fireball Red
|color= Fireball Red
|anthem= www.youtube.com/watch?v=1PvBc2TOpE4
|anthem= www.youtube.com/watch?v=4iiryJwvDtc
|a_title= Magic by Coldplay
|a_title= Magic by Pilot
|horn= www.youtube.com/watch?v=4iiryJwvDtc
|horn= www.youtube.com/watch?v=KgrB2KBZws4&feature=youtu.be&t=32s
|gh_title= Magic by Pilot
|gh_title= Hands Up by 2PM
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Here is our list, we of course followed the 4 of rule in our construction.<br>
Here is our list, I still don't get why we need a decklist for a non-sanctioned event.<br>




{{sq start}}
{{sq start}}
{{sq start player |no= |pos=GK |name=Banana King}}
{{sq start player |no= |pos=GK |name=Banana King }}
{{sq start player |no= |pos=LB |name=Alesha's Dick}}
{{sq start player |no= |pos=LB |name=Garvas Elscott }}
{{sq silver player |no= |pos=CB |name=Two Explores }}
{{sq start player |no= |pos=CB |name=Blue Goyf }}
{{sq silver player |no= |pos=CB |name=Meme-rhino }}
{{sq start player |no= |pos=CB |name=Return to Kamigawa }}
{{sq start player |no= |pos=CB |name=Blue Goyf}}
{{sq start player |no= |pos=RB |name=Unzipped }}
{{sq start player |no= |pos=RB |name=Unzipped}}
{{sq silver player |no= |pos=CMF |name=Meme-Rhino }}
{{sq start player |no= |pos=CMF |name=Return to Kamigawa}}
{{sq silver player |no= |pos=CMF |name=Two Explores }}
{{sq start player |no= |pos=CMF |name= Cooldown Guy}}
{{sq start player |no= |pos=AMF |name=Commander Phage }}
{{sq start player |no= |pos=AMF |name=Free Counterspell}}
{{sq gold player |no= |pos=AMF |name=Elesh Norn, Grand Waifu }}
{{sq gold player |no= |pos=AMF |name=Elesh Norn, Grand Waifu}}
{{sq start player |no= |pos=CF |name=Magmaw }}
{{sq gold player |no= |pos=CF |name=Maro, Killer of Magic [[File:Captain.png]]}}
{{sq gold player |no= |pos=CF |name=Maro, Killer of Magic [[File:Captain.png]]}}
{{sq mid}}
{{sq mid}}
{{sq player |no= |pos=GK |name=Netdecker }}
{{sq player |no= |pos=GK |name=Netdecker }}
{{sq player |no= |pos=GK |name=Muh Brews }}
{{sq player |no= |pos=GK |name=Muh Brews }}
{{sq player |no= |pos=GK |name=Commander Phage }}
{{sq player |no= |pos=LB |name=Free Counterspell }}  
{{sq player |no= |pos=LB |name=Black Greeks}}  
{{sq player |no= |pos=LB |name=EDH Playable}}
{{sq player |no= |pos=LB |name=EDH Playable}}
{{sq player |no= |pos=CB|name=Paul }}
{{sq player |no= |pos=CB |name=Solitaire }}  
{{sq player |no= |pos=RB |name=Solitaire }}  
{{sq player |no= |pos=CB |name=Control is Dead }}
{{sq player |no= |pos=RB |name=Control is Dead }}
{{sq player |no= |pos=CB |name=/tg/ is bad at Magic }}
{{sq player |no= |pos=CMF |name=/tg/ is bad at Magic }}
{{sq player |no= |pos=CB |name=Creatures: the Tappening }}
{{sq player |no= |pos=CMF |name=Creatures: the Tappening }}
{{sq player |no= |pos=RB |name=Anime Sleeves}}
{{sq player |no= |pos=AMF |name=Anime Sleeves}}
{{sq player |no= |pos=RB |name=Magic is Declining }}
{{sq player |no= |pos=AMF |name=Magic is Declining }}
{{sq player |no= |pos=AMF |name=Paul }}
{{sq player |no= |pos=AMF |name=Jank }}  
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| Banana King|| Silumgar is absolutely bananas.  
| Banana King|| Silumgar is absolutely bananas.  
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| Alesha's Dick || [[http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?multiverseid=391787 Alesha]] is the first trans character in Magic. This decision to be truly inclusive was in no way seen as shoehorning of sexuality into a card game or pandering to SJWs by the accepting members of the /tg/ community.  
| Garvas Elscott || [[http://static.starcitygames.com/www/images/article/12312010TaitGE1.jpg Garvas Elscott]] , MODO Cop, is on the case once more. Also by day he's [[https://twitter.com/lsv some guy]] who likes to harass Paul Cheon.  
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| Two Explores || The most famous case of cheating in Magic was by Alex Bertoncini by playing an extra land [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qd7cd-K8ImQ on camera]] then trying to justify it by saying two [[http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?multiverseid=394363 explores]]
| Blue Goyf || [[http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?multiverseid=370404 Tarmogoyf]] is basically a blue creature and if it became blue the only people who would notice are the ones playing meme-range, but those aren't people.
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| Meme Rhino || If you aren't playing meme-range in at least three formats with a full playset of [[http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?multiverseid=386666 meme-rhinos]] then you aren't even trying to win. Thanks Wizards.
| Return to Kamigawa || The set that was the biggest failure in modern Magic also is the one place that people wont shut up about wanting to go back to.  
|-
| Blue Goyf || [[http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?multiverseid=370404 Tarmogoyf]] is basically a blue creature and if it became blue the only people who would notice are the ones playing meme-range, but those aren't people.  
|-
|-
| UnZipped || The title for the third Un-Set that people have been clamoring for. It is coming, right.  
| UnZipped || The title for the third Un-Set that people have been clamoring for. It is coming, right.  
|-
|-
| Return to Kamigawa || The set that was the biggest failure in modern Magic also is the one place that people wont shut up about wanting to go back to.  
| Meme Rhino || If you aren't playing meme-range in at least three formats with a full playset of [[http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?multiverseid=386666 meme-rhinos]] then you aren't even trying to win. Thanks Wizards.  
|-
|-
| Cooldown Guy|| By far the stupidest person to post their ideas in the custom card thread, and that is an award you have to earn. I would have saved his attempts at Magic but seeing the cards cause my eyes to bleed and my teeth to fall out.  
| Two Explores || The most famous case of cheating in Magic was by Alex Bertoncini by playing an extra land [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qd7cd-K8ImQ on camera]] then trying to justify it by saying two [[http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?multiverseid=394363 explores]]
|-
|-
| Free Counterspell || Screw [[http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?multiverseid=393825 spending mana]] to deny your opponent, [[http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=force+of+will ruin their fun]] while [[http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?multiverseid=393826 tapped out.]]
| Commander Phage || If you try to play [[http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?multiverseid=382324 Phage]] from the command zone you will lose the game but that doesn't stop people from trying anyway.  
|-
|-
| Elesh Norn, Grand Waifu || Out of [[http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?multiverseid=394380 all of]] [[http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?multiverseid=239961 /tg/'s]] [[http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?multiverseid=386672 waifus]] [[http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?multiverseid=214352 she]] is by far the most.  
| Elesh Norn, Grand Waifu || Out of [[http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?multiverseid=394380 all of]] [[http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?multiverseid=239961 /tg/'s]] [[http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?multiverseid=386672 waifus]] [[http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?multiverseid=214352 she]] is by far the most.  
|-
| Magmaw ||
"The purpose of existence is simple: everything is fuel for the [[http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?multiverseid=193453 magmaw]]."
—Jaji, magmaw worshipper
|-
|-
| Maro, Killer of Magic || [[http://markrosewater.tumblr.com/ Mark Rosewater]] is the man in charge of killing Magic. Every day he wakes up hoping to ruin yours by destroying the game you hold dear. Do not believe his lies.  
| Maro, Killer of Magic || [[http://markrosewater.tumblr.com/ Mark Rosewater]] is the man in charge of killing Magic. Every day he wakes up hoping to ruin yours by destroying the game you hold dear. Do not believe his lies.  
|-
|-
| Netdecker|| This scumbag shows up with a list that he saw on the internet and copied. He thinks his victories mean something when he's playing someone else's deck that he didn't have to think about.  
| Netdecker || This scumbag shows up with a list that he saw on the internet and copied. He thinks his victories mean something when he's playing someone else's deck that he didn't have to think about.  
|-
|-
| muh brews || This scumbag shows up with a list that makes no sense and nobody has played because it sucks. He thinks he's better than you because he's playing something no-one else is while forgetting the reason nobody else is playing it, the deck sucks.  
| muh brews || This scumbag shows up with a list that makes no sense and nobody has played because it sucks. He thinks he's better than you because he's playing something no-one else is while forgetting the reason nobody else is playing it, the deck sucks.  
|-
|-
| Commander Phage || If you try to play [[http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?multiverseid=382324 Phage]] from the command zone you will lose the game but that doesn't stop people from trying anyway.
| Free Counterspell || Screw [[http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?multiverseid=393825 spending mana]] to deny your opponent, [[http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=force+of+will ruin their fun]] while [[http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?multiverseid=393826 tapped out.]]
|-
| Black Greeks || In a set based on ancient Greece /tg/ was shocked by the sheer number of black people in the set. A number that could be described as: [[http://mythicspoiler.com/ths/cards/phalanxleader.html more]] [[http://mythicspoiler.com/ths/cards/ordealofnylea.html than]] [[http://mythicspoiler.com/ths/cards/chainedtotherocks.html zero]].
|-
| EDH Playable || What piece of jank isn't playable in that grab bag format. None. Everything is playable in EDH. You can stop saying it.
|-
|-
| Paul || [[https://twitter.com/haumph paul paul paul paul paul paul paul paul paul paul paul paul paul paul paul paul paul paul paul paul paul paul paul paul paul paul paul paul paul paul paul paul paul paul paul paul.]]
| EDH Playable || What piece of trash isn't playable in that grab bag format. None. Everything is playable in EDH. You can stop saying it.  
|-
|-
| Solitaire || Why play real Magic when you can play a [[http://www.mtgsalvation.com/forums/the-game/legacy-type-1-5/developing-legacy/181684-deck-the-four-horsemena deck that gets you a game loss for even playing it]] because there's so little interaction or the deck that got its [[http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?multiverseid=49009 combo piece]] banned it was so slow.
| Solitaire || Why play real Magic when you can play a [[http://www.mtgsalvation.com/forums/the-game/legacy-type-1-5/developing-legacy/181684-deck-the-four-horsemena deck that gets you a game loss for even playing it]] because there's so little interaction or the deck that got its [[http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?multiverseid=49009 combo piece]] banned it was so slow.
|-
|-
| Control is Dead|| Want to play control? No you don't. Wizards hates you for wanting to play control and they will punish you with sub-par cards when what you really want is a counterspell reprint.  
| Control is Dead || Want to play control? No you don't. Wizards hates you for wanting to play control and they will punish you with sub-par cards when what you really want is a counterspell reprint.  
|-
|-
| /tg/ is Bad at Magic|| Never take advice from anyone on /tg/. None of them know how to play the game.
| /tg/ is Bad at Magic || Never take advice from anyone on /tg/. None of them know how to play the game.
|-
|-
| Creatures: the Tappening || Wizards will not rest until even Vintage is only meme-range decks.
| Creatures: the Tappening || Wizards will not rest until even Vintage is only meme-range decks.
|-
|-
| Anime Sleeves|| That guy at the card store whose cards are wrapped in sleeves decorated by 2D girls in bikinis. You wouldn't mind if he had better taste.  
| Anime Sleeves || That guy at the card store whose cards are wrapped in sleeves decorated by 2D girls in bikinis. You wouldn't mind if he had better taste.  
|-
|-
| Magic is Declining || It has been for years. The only thing that we can do about it is complain and yell at [[http://markrosewater.tumblr.com Maro]] on Tumblr.  
| Magic is Declining || It has been for years. The only thing that we can do about it is complain and yell at [[http://markrosewater.tumblr.com Maro]] on Tumblr.  
|-
| Paul || [[https://twitter.com/haumph paul paul paul paul paul paul paul paul paul paul paul paul paul paul paul paul paul paul paul paul paul paul paul paul paul paul paul paul paul paul paul paul paul paul paul paul.]]
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| Jank ||  Though the exactly what constitutes jank varies from person to person if they describe a card as jank they probably aren't complementing it.
|}
|}

Revision as of 13:10, 13 September 2015

/mtg/
Dies to Removal
Mtg logo.png
/mtg/ - Magic: The Gathering
Founded 4 March 2015
Manager Randy Buehler
Owner Wizards of the Coast
IRL manager Lear !!tx/mRYPi5i+
Team colors
Chat color af1d1d
Fireball Red
Ranking Unranked
Highest rank Unranked (N/A)
Lowest rank Unranked (N/A)
Top scorer ()
Top assister ()
Captain Maro, Killer of Magic
Website /mtg/ - Magic: The Gathering
Nickname '
Historic performance
W D L TOTAL EFFICIENCY
0 0 0 0 0%
GF GA GD
0 0 0
Biggest win
/mtg/ Mtg icon.png 0–0 Mtg icon.png /mtg/
Biggest defeat
/mtg/ Mtg icon.png 0–0 Mtg icon.png /mtg/
First match
/mtg/ Mtg icon.png 0–0 Mtg icon.png /mtg/
Elite Cup
Appearances N/A (First in N/A)
Best result N/A, N/A
Babby Cup
Appearances N/A (First in N/A)
Best result N/A, N/A
Team music
Anthem Magic by Pilot
Goal horn Hands Up by 2PM
Kits


Magic: the Gathering: the Team: the Experience: the format


Here is our list, I still don't get why we need a decklist for a non-sanctioned event.


No. Position Player
  GK
Banana King
  LB
Garvas Elscott
  CB
Blue Goyf
  CB
Return to Kamigawa
  RB
Unzipped
  CMF
Meme-Rhino
  CMF
Two Explores
  AMF
Commander Phage
  AMF
Elesh Norn, Grand Waifu
  CF
Magmaw
  CF
Maro, Killer of Magic Captain.png
No. Position Player
  GK
Netdecker
  GK
Muh Brews
  LB
Free Counterspell
  LB
EDH Playable
  CB
Solitaire
  CB
Control is Dead
  CB
/tg/ is bad at Magic
  CB
Creatures: the Tappening
  RB
Anime Sleeves
  RB
Magic is Declining
  AMF
Paul
  AMF
Jank
Player Origin
Banana King Silumgar is absolutely bananas.
Garvas Elscott [Garvas Elscott] , MODO Cop, is on the case once more. Also by day he's [some guy] who likes to harass Paul Cheon.
Blue Goyf [Tarmogoyf] is basically a blue creature and if it became blue the only people who would notice are the ones playing meme-range, but those aren't people.
Return to Kamigawa The set that was the biggest failure in modern Magic also is the one place that people wont shut up about wanting to go back to.
UnZipped The title for the third Un-Set that people have been clamoring for. It is coming, right.
Meme Rhino If you aren't playing meme-range in at least three formats with a full playset of [meme-rhinos] then you aren't even trying to win. Thanks Wizards.
Two Explores The most famous case of cheating in Magic was by Alex Bertoncini by playing an extra land [on camera] then trying to justify it by saying two [explores]
Commander Phage If you try to play [Phage] from the command zone you will lose the game but that doesn't stop people from trying anyway.
Elesh Norn, Grand Waifu Out of [all of] [/tg/'s] [waifus] [she] is by far the most.
Magmaw

"The purpose of existence is simple: everything is fuel for the [magmaw]." —Jaji, magmaw worshipper

Maro, Killer of Magic [Mark Rosewater] is the man in charge of killing Magic. Every day he wakes up hoping to ruin yours by destroying the game you hold dear. Do not believe his lies.
Netdecker This scumbag shows up with a list that he saw on the internet and copied. He thinks his victories mean something when he's playing someone else's deck that he didn't have to think about.
muh brews This scumbag shows up with a list that makes no sense and nobody has played because it sucks. He thinks he's better than you because he's playing something no-one else is while forgetting the reason nobody else is playing it, the deck sucks.
Free Counterspell Screw [spending mana] to deny your opponent, [ruin their fun] while [tapped out.]
EDH Playable What piece of trash isn't playable in that grab bag format. None. Everything is playable in EDH. You can stop saying it.
Solitaire Why play real Magic when you can play a [deck that gets you a game loss for even playing it] because there's so little interaction or the deck that got its [combo piece] banned it was so slow.
Control is Dead Want to play control? No you don't. Wizards hates you for wanting to play control and they will punish you with sub-par cards when what you really want is a counterspell reprint.
/tg/ is Bad at Magic Never take advice from anyone on /tg/. None of them know how to play the game.
Creatures: the Tappening Wizards will not rest until even Vintage is only meme-range decks.
Anime Sleeves That guy at the card store whose cards are wrapped in sleeves decorated by 2D girls in bikinis. You wouldn't mind if he had better taste.
Magic is Declining It has been for years. The only thing that we can do about it is complain and yell at [Maro] on Tumblr.
Paul [paul paul paul paul paul paul paul paul paul paul paul paul paul paul paul paul paul paul paul paul paul paul paul paul paul paul paul paul paul paul paul paul paul paul paul paul.]
Jank Though the exactly what constitutes jank varies from person to person if they describe a card as jank they probably aren't complementing it.
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