/wg/ Roster

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Starting Eleven

No.	Position	Name	Picture	Description
1	GK	Bliss		Probably the most well known wallpaper of all time. Unless you are some underage faggot.
2	CB	Ronald Raygun		Hands down best president.
3	CB	Rainmeter		A very popular desktop customization tool.
4	CB	Dark Side of The Moon		Like it or not, you have to admit, it's a pretty bitchin' cover.
5	CB	Boss Nigger		He's so bad, they call him boss. He's the boss. BOSS NIGGER.
6	CMF	Headphone Girl		Cuties wearing headphones, popular theme for a wallpaper.
7	CMF	Spacecat		A cat in space. Why is he there? No one knows.
8	CMF	Dank Papes		Only the DANKEST of papes are allowed in this bi-annual sticky.
10	CMF	Descartes		Philosopher, mathematician and writer. He also gives great advice.
11	CF	Goldblum		If you don't LOVE Jeff Goldblum, then there's something seriously wrong with you. The King of /wg/.
9	CF	Cunt Destroyer		A corgi you don't want to mess with.

Substitutes

No.	Position	Name	Picture	Description
12	GK	Dolla Dolla Bill Yall		One of the many gangsta animals out there.
13	GK	Save One, Leave One		Pick your favourite, leave your favourite.
14	CB	>>>/w/		Get the fuck out of here weebs, also is Pokemon supposed to be posted here or on /w/?
15	CB	Hey /wg/ it's my birthday		Hey /wg/ I turned 16 today! Post the 16th pic in your wallpaper folder!
16	CB	Communism		It really is a party.
17	CB	Original Content		An important part of the board... or any board, for that matter.
18	CB	Nudes		Who doesn't like artistic nudes of pretty women? Although, does anyone actually use these walls? What if people come over?
19	CMF	A E S T H E T I C		リサフランク420 / 現代のコンピュー
20	CMF	Comfy		/wg/ is one of the comfiest and friendliest boards, and with that it provides papes of top comf quality too.
21	CMF	Flags of the World		The flag you hold high, not necessarily a country.
22	CMF	Nature and Shit		Nature is fascinating, so post the many wonders of the World.
23	CMF	Post Apocalyptic		I'M NUCLEEEEEAAAAAAAAR

Former Players

Position	Name	Picture	Description	Last Cup
GK	MORE LIKE THIS		One way to start a thread. It's also a way to get banned if you don't post some of your own. His time at /wg/ came to a sad end as he was sacked for being a shit keeper in the first ever official Wallpaper Derby	2014 4chan Autumn Babby Cup
GK	Minimalistic		Sometimes, less is more.	2015 4chan Winter Cup
GK	Polyscapes		Cute low poly landscapes made on 3D software make great wallpapers.	2015 4chan Summer Cup
CB	Desktop Thread		Post yours, get judged, give criticism. It's as simple as that.	2015 4chan Winter Cup
CB	AstroSwag		You'll never be as cool as an astronaut chilling ON THE MOON. Served under the name of 'DANKPAPES' for the 2015 4chan Winter Cup, in light for the famous /wg/ thread that was stickied at the time of the cup.	2015 4chan Winter Cup
CB	Once there was a tree		A popular theme for wallpapers. Get four pictures of the same tree in the four different seasons, and make them into a nice wall.	2015 4chan Summer Cup
CB	GRAHHHNBBBLLLAHAHAHAAHH		That's the sound of vomiting rainbows.	2015 4chan Summer Cup
CB	Fuckscapes		Pictures of beautiful landscapes, with a subtle message, just for you. Wasn't actually sacked in the end, only merged into the /wg/ captain Cunt Destroyer as the sole Fuckscapes rep for the team.	2015 4chan Summer Cup
CB	Colorsplash		Take an image, remove all colors except one.	2015 4chan Summer Cup
CB	Keep Calm		A motivational poster from 1939, never actually published. It was later rediscovered and gained popularity.	2015 4chan Summer Cup

Player Statistics

These are cup games only. No friendlies, because fuck digging through all that and most of it is gone anyway.
Last updated: November 8, 2015, after the game against /po/ 

Name	Goals scored	Assists
Cunt Destroyer	51	13
Spacecat	16	20
Headphone Girl	7	9
Descartes	8	5
Dank Papes	3	0
Goldblum	2	2
Boss Nigger	2	0
Original Content	1	1
Minimalistic	1	1
Rainmeter	1	0
Noir	1	0
MORE LIKE THIS	0	4
Widescreen	0	1
Nudes	0	1
Ronald Raygun	0	1