Hypemachine

The hypemachine is a machine what hypes. It has taken various forms over the years and is subject to arbitrary traditions and norms, but its primary purpose is to serve as something Boris forgets to play until 8 minutes into the match.

Current >art status

If entries are in error, please edit in corrections.

Team	Current picture	Current captain	Update pic?	Update kit?	In this cup?	Thumbnail
/3/	Colin's Bear	3DS Max	y		n
/a/	Cowboy Bebop				y
/adv/	s/adv/irgin	5 Inch Dick	??		y
/an/	Spacebat	Oliver Giroud, DVM	y		n
/asp/	JOHN CENAAAAAA				n
/b/	Triforce				y
/biz/	n/a	Martin Shkreli	y		y
/c/	Konata	Yui	y		y
/cgl/	Dramu				n
/ck/	Nachos				n
/cm/	Kaworu Nagisa				y
/co/	/co/lette	Doom	y		n
/d/	/d/ Humor Thread	Dmitrys	y		n
/diy/	MacGyver				n
/e/	Yoko Littner				y
/f/	Da Hood				n
/fa/	Dick Ovens	Tricky Rick	n		n
/fit/	Zyzz				n
/g/	Install Gentoo				y
/gd/	Keming				n
/gif/	Sauce				y
/h/	Titty Monster	Faceless Fatguy	y		y
/his/	n/a	>h>r>e	y		y
/hm/	n/a	Ellen	y		n
/hr/	Emma Watson				n
/i/	ShiiPainter	Mushroomgirl	y		y
/ic/	Bob Ross				n
/int/	Putin				y
/jp/	Get Out Of /jp/				y
/k/	Zergface				y
/lgbt/	Alfred Kinsey				n
/lit/	Lolita Wanted It	DFW	y		y
/m/	Alteisen				y
/mlp/	Best Pony				n
/mu/	Jeff Mangum		probably		n
/n/	I Like Trains				y
/o/	LS1 Swap	Takumi	y		y
/out/	Smokey the Bear				n
/p/	n/a	Ken Rockwell	y		y
/po/	Broken Printer				n
/pol/	Hitler				n
/r9k/	>tfw no gf				y
/s/	BANNED				n
/s4s/	s4s-tan				n
/sci/	Richard Feynman	Shinichi Mochizuki	y		y
/soc/	Feet	Skype	y		y
/sp/	MESSI				y
/t/	Limewire				n
/tg/	Creed				y
/toy/	Optimus Prime				n
/trv/	Superpornowat	Sex Tourist	y		y
/tv/	Real Human Being				n
/u/	Akkarin				n
/v/	SANIC		y		y
/vg/	Blaster	Git Gud	y		n
/vp/	Miror B	fug	y		y
/vr/	Kacho Arino				y
/w/	n/a	Powerlevel	y		y
/wg/	Cunt Destroyer				y
/wsg/	Duane				n
/x/	x-tan	Goatman	y		y
/y/	Yaranaika		y		n

Old versions

Team	Former Players
/cm/	Endou Mamoru
/fit/	Rippletits
/g/	Tox
/hm/	Bearforce1
/n/	Slam The Stem
/po/	Paper Plane
/pol/	Doompaul
/s4s/	Patrick Bateman
/sp/	Lelbron
/tg/	Nigramarines
/u/	Purest Form of Love
/vg/	Saturday Turnips, Blaster ;)

History

• Winter 2013: OG hype images posted to /sp/ thread. http://archive.4plebs.org/sp/thread/32241362/#32241610
  • OG hype images imgur folder: http://imgur.com/a/IFn2w
• Spring 2013: http://eye.swfchan.com/flash.asp?id=130997
  • Hypemachine 1.0: "Drop It"
• Summer 2013: http://eye.swfchan.com/flash.asp?id=137574
  • Hypemachine 1.1: "Wave Your Flag"
• Autumn 2013:
  • Hypemachine 1.5: "Ready To Die"
  • More or less entirely refactored to make it easier to update, this also has the first appearance of the "warp speed" background
• Winter 2014:
  • Hypemachine 1.51: "Drop It (Hit It remix)"
• Spring 2014:
  • Hypemachine 1.52: "Transformers"
• Summer 2014:
  • Hypemachine 1.53: "Holiday in Cambodia"

HARD DRIVE BLEW UP, LOST ALL THE SOURCE CODE LOL

• Autumn 2014:
  • Hypemachine 2.0: "Erika"
  • Kind of a one-off since I had to write something from scratch anyway, this one happened mostly as an excuse to create the KEEP CALM parody intro animation.

Interregnum

• Winter 2016: http://www.mediafire.com/download/8bsxdrrhtk2ctkl/hypemachine.3.05.jar
  • Hypemachine 3.0: "Ready to Die"
  • It's actually 3D now with polygons and spritesheets and shit, far out.

Summer 13 through Autumn 14 standalone Flash player megapack (Windows): http://www.mediafire.com/download/844ywwmqgsmr7r9/hypemachine-exe-pack.7z

Imgur folder somebody was nice enough to make

https://imgur.com/a/st5EU