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/u/

But That's Forbidden Love

/u/ - Yuri

Founded

July 15, 2012

Manager

Charlotte Scherzen

Owner

Lesbillionaire

IRL manager

retortelement !!sDQQboD5H1f Myuer !!3uFZRY/rUap ! !!W3eMiMxaoie

Team colors

Chat color

E35496
Purist's Pink

Ranking

16

Highest rank

2 (May 2016)

Lowest rank

48 (May 2013)

Top scorer

Akemi Homura (42)

Top assister

Akemi Homura (17)

Captain

Akkarin

Website

/u/ - Yuri

Nickname

/u/nicorns

Historic performance

25	18	12			55				45.45%
W	D	L			TOTAL				EFFICIENCY

GF	GA	GD
97	71	+26

Biggest win
/u/	4–0	/fit/
August 16, 2013

Biggest defeat
/u/	1–5	/mlp/
May 4, 2013

First match
/u/	0–3	/trv/
July 20, 2012

Elite Cup
Appearances	7 (First in Summer 2013)
Best result	Runners up, Winter 2016
Babby Cup
Appearances	4 (First in Autumn 2012)
Best result	Quarterfinalists, Spring 2014

Team music

Anthem	Pastel Pure
Victory Anthem	Super Ultra Hyper Miracle Romantic

Goal horn	Agony
Akkarin	＼Akkariiin／ Mesorogiwi
Homucifer	Magia
Teru Time	Miyanaga Teru Theme

Kits

Home kit
Away kit
Goalkeeper kit

In a part of 4chan unseen by most other than its citizens and the occasional lost /v/irgin, sits a place called /u/. Slow and elegant posting is preferred here, and you will find no pornographic material on this NSFW board, for it is far too lewd and impure. Sex? Not pure. Kissing? Still not pure. Hand-holding? Just pure enough. The /u/nicorns of /u/ like to sit down for a cup of tea and a nice, long, slow discussion about their favorite girls' love.

History

For earlier history: /u/ History

2016 4chan Summer Cup: The higher you climb the harsher the fall

After a excellent winter run, the /u/nicorns had hopes to found themselves in the 2016 4chan Winter Cup. Grouped once again in the group of death with Spring runner-up /vr/, /o/ and eternal white whale /mlp/, the odds didn't look good and the event would confirm it. /u/ wouldn't found success in the first two matches, drawing /vr/ 1-1 and /mlp/ 2-2, but were still in control of their destiny facing /o/. Sadly, /o/ was too much and Homucifer's efforts could not compensate for the lack of will from the rest of the team, and /u/ lost 2-4, relegated with only two points and 27th overall.

/u/ is now back where it started, and will try to get back in the elite club during the 2016 4chan Autumn Babby Cup.

Players

Main Article: /u/ roster

The starting 11 (With a little help from Sealdoka)

No.

Position

Player

9

	GK

Madokami

13

	RB

BEFRIENDING

8

	CB

Goggles

18

	CB

Onee-sama

15

	LB

Science Babies

2

	DMF

Feito-chan

20

	CMF

Macarons

14

	CMF

Akkarin

1

	CMF

Teru Time

69

	SS

Purest Form Of Love

66

	CF

Homucifer

No.

Position

Player

11

	GK

Spitting Distance

5

	RB

Intertwined Fingers

33

	LB

But We're Both Girls

98

	CB

Lesbodynamics

74

	CB

Metall/u/rgy

44

	CB

ANGST AND DRAMA

7

	DMF

Fingering For World Peace

4

	DMF

Polterdykes

19

	CMF

Bocchi

16

	CMF

Kuma Shock

18

	CMF

How Two Girls Have Sex

39

	CMF

Black Sunshine

Tournament History

Competition	Win	Tie	Loss	End result	Notes
2012 4chan Autumn Babby Cup	0	1	2	Group stage
2013 4chan Spring Babby Cup	1	0	1	Group stage	Promoted due to Dragongate
2013 4chan Summer Cup	2	1	1	Ro16
2014 4chan Winter Cup	0	2	1	Group stage	Relegated
2014 4chan Spring Babby Cup	3	2	1	Quarter final	Promoted
2014 4chan Summer Cup	3	1	1	Quarter final
2015 4chan Winter Cup	2	2	1	Quarter final
2015 4chan Summer Cup	3	0	2	Quarter final	Fourth quarter final finish in a row
2016 4chan Winter Cup	5	1	1	Runner up	Curse broken
2016 4chan Summer Cup	0	2	1	Group stage	Relegated

Rivalries

/u/ vs. /lit/ - The Classyb Owl

A rivalry built on a mutual appreciation of class and style, /lit/ and /u/ hold no ill will towards each other, instead appreciating the other's awareness of the value of class. These two teams have only ever met once, in the 2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Friendlies. The match was a classy, respectable affair, with both teams dressed up to the nines, /lit/ decked out in a curious monochrome suit, and /u/ in a traditional and colour-coordinated miko outfit arrangement. The match ended in the classiest of scorelines; 1-1.

/u/ vs. /a/ - The Sisterlyb Owl

/u/, being a cousin of /a/, can't quite understand why her onee-sama talks so badly about her one moment, then cheers for her to win the next. One way or another, it seems that despite /a/'s constant complaints about how much /u/ has changed, /a/ does feel happy for her when she succeeds. Head to head, /u/ has never lost to /a/, and was even partially responsible for their relegation in the 2014 4chan Summer Cup - only time will tell if /u/'s onee-sama can forgive her, and reestablish their close friendship of old.

/u/ vs. /y/ - The Uriaoi Bowl

Forget all about the argument over which type of love is purer (partly because it's obviously the love between two girls). Forget all about their match history, which counts as one Durgenfaf-powered win by /y/ and one friendly win by /u/. No, the real, true reason behind this rivalry is that /y/ stole the precious first-letter board descriptor. Doomed to use the second letter in their name for all eternity, y/u/ri will never truly forgive /y/aoi for such an insult.

/u/ vs. /c/ - The Purity Derby

Though the images and characters posted on /u/ would frequently fit right in on /c/, there exists a schism between the two due to the fact that /u/ would much rather have Cute Girls doing Cute Girls, as opposed to Cute Things. The fact that heterosexual couples are allowed to be posted on /c/ is another strike against her in /u/'s eyes, leading her to deny /c/'s claims of being the purest board there is. The teams have played against each other three times, twice during the early friendlies and once more recently, in the 2014 Spring Babby Cup. The first time was a 3-0 victory by /u/ in the 2012 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Friendlies, and the second a 2-2 draw in the 2013 4chan Winter Cup Friendlies, a result that was repeated during the group stages of the 2014 4chan Spring Babby Cup.

Match History

For earlier match history: /u/ Match History

Official Matches

Date	Opponent	Competition	Result	Scorers
February 19, 2016	/pol/	2016 4chan Winter Cup Group B	3-1 W	Homucifer 21', 40' Akkarin 26'
February 21, 2016	/tg/	2016 4chan Winter Cup Group B	3-1 W	Homucifer 39', 79' Purest Form of Love 90+2'
February 27, 2016	/sp/	2016 4chan Winter Cup Group B	2-2 D	Homucifer 8' Teru Time 90+3'
March 5, 2016	/d/	2016 4chan Winter Cup RO16	3-2 W	Homucifer 25', 31' Feito-chan 67'
March 6, 2016	/an/	2016 4chan Winter Cup Quarterfinals	1-0 W	Homucifer 5'
March 6, 2016	/mu/	2016 4chan Winter Cup Semifinals	4-3 W	Akkarin 9' Kuma Shock 35' Homucifer 38' Fingering For World Peace 63'
March 6, 2016	/fit/	2016 4chan Winter Cup Final	3-4 L	Homucifer 53', 105+3' Purest Form Of Love 68'
August 5, 2016	/vr/	2016 4chan Summer Cup Group B	1-1 D	Homucifer 49'
August 7, 2016	/mlp/	2016 4chan Summer Cup Group B	2-2 D	Teru Time 78' Homucifer 90+4'
August 13, 2016	/o/	2016 4chan Summer Cup Group B	2-4 L	76', 90+2' Homucifer

Invitationals

Date	Opponent	Competition	Result	Scorers
July, 2016	/h/	Lark's Madness II	3-2 W	?? ??', ??', ??'
July 30, 2016	/b/	Lark's Madness II	5-5(4-5 PK) L	?? ??', ??', ??', ??', ??'

Macaron Press

30.08.2013 - Page 1
30.08.2013 - Page 2

Macaron Press 30th August 2013

Mascot

Name	Image	Description
Sealdoka		Brought to this universe by Madokami in a belief that the captain and the team needed an unconditional supporter. Not much is known about /u/'s signature supporter aside from her constant chanting of "Homura-Cha~." Sealdoka is currently being taught the rest of the team's names in hopes of providing the most vocal support in the entire tournament.

Honors

Team

Weeabowl: Champions

Individual

2014 Summer Cup Golden Ball: Homucifer
2015 Winter Cup Golden Glove: Madokami
2016 Winter Cup Golden Boot: Homucifer

Resources

Aesthetics

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