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Civilization ends at the New York border
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Founded 1620 Manager Bill Belichick Owner The Kennedys IRL manager T. Winky Team colors Chat color CC0000 Red Sox Red Top scorer Bahston (9) Top assister Dunkin Donuts (New England runs on Dunkin) Captain Dunkin Donuts Website /ne/ - New England Nickname New Englanders
Historic performance
W D L TOTAL EFFICIENCY 0 0 0 0 0%
GF GA GD 0 0 0
Biggest win /ne/  Atlanta–0  /csa/ Biggest defeat /csa/  St. Albans–0  /ne/ First match TBD  –  TBD
Team music
Anthem Battle Hymn of the Republic AKA We won the Civil War git fucked southerners. Goal horn Dropkick Murphys - Tessie Bahston Dropkick Murphys - I'm Shipping Up To Boston Bernie would have won Bern it Up Hartford Whalers/College Hockey BRASS BONANZA
Kits

Roster

No. Position Player #   GK Saint Brady #   LB Yale #   CB The Big Dig #   CB Rhode Island is (not)a real state #   RB Harvard #   CMF L. L. Bean #   CMF Dunkin Donuts #   AMF WASP #   SS Bernie Would Have Won #   SS DUDE MASSACHUSETTS LMAO #   CF Bahston

No. Position Player #   GK Florida #   CB Clam Chowder #   CB Lobstah #   CB Wicked #   CB The Kennedys #   CB Red Sox #   LB Maple Syrup #   RB Martha's Vineyard #   SS Nor'easter #   SS Moxie #   SS Hartford Whalers #   SS College Hockey

Roster Description

Player	>de scription
Bahston	100x better than the cesspool that is New York City.
WASP	"Why has the rest of country failed at embracing diversity?" -Man who lives in a town with 3 total people who aren't White Anglo-Saxon Protestants.
Dunkin Donuts	Even some nowhere town in the woods of Northern Maine will have at least 2 Dunkin Donuts. We can't function as a society without it.
L. L. Bean	Literally the only place anyone outside of Boston gets clothes from. Sturdy boots and comfortable flannel.
Saint Brady	THE G.O.A.T. Who's deflated now, Goodell?
Florida	A colony set up by New England to store their old people.
Yale	It's OK, no one will notice you didn't get into Harvard, really!
The Big Dig	$22 BILLION DOLLARS FOR 4 MILES OF HIGHWAY
Rhode Island is (not)a real state	South Massachusetts, home to discount Boston, the Discount Red Sox, and the Discount Bruins.
Harvard	The GOAT University
Bernie would have won	"Hillary is just more electable, we can't nominate a Socialist!" "IT'S JUST TRUMP WHAT COULD POSSIBLY GO WRONG?"
DUDE MASSACHUSETTS LMAO	In a plot to make themselves even more important than they already were, Massachusetts became the first NE state to legalize weed
Clam Chowder	If you put tomatoes in it we'll shiv you.
Lobstah	Best enjoyed on a roll
Wicked	Slang for "awesome"
The Kennedys	They were the most powerful family in America...then two of them got murdered and another became an alcoholic. RIPIP ;_;
Red Sox	People may differ on their sports loyalties in the winter(Canadiens/Bruins), but everyone comes together to root for the Sox in April.
Nor'easter	Normally New England weather travels Northeast up from the Great Lakes. If there's a storm coming Southwest from Canada shit's about to get real.
Maple Syrup	That "Maple Flavored" Syrup they sell in the rest of the country is disgusting, how does anyone eat that?
Moxie	The national drink of New Hampshire. Depending on who you ask it either tastes like pure joy or raw sewage.
Hartford Whalers	Everyone's 2nd favorite Hockey team until they died in 1997 [BRASS BONANZA INTENSIFIES]
College Hockey	It's a big fucking deal man. College Basketball? Who even watches that trash?
Martha's Vineyard	The only place nice enough for the President of the United States' permanent vacation home.