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| |style="font-size:90%;" width="40px" align="center"|'''Sub'''
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| |style="background:#C3D69B; font-size:90%;" width="40px" align="center"|'''Starter'''
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| |style="background:#C0C0C0; font-size:90%;" width="40px" align="center"|'''Silver'''
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| |style="background:#EDDA74; font-size:90%;" width="40px" align="center"|'''Gold'''
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| <h3>Goalkeepers</h3>
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| |width="1%" style="background:#DBE5F1;"|'''Pos.'''
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| |width="15%" style="background:#DBE5F1;"|'''Name'''
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| |width="1%" style="background:#DBE5F1;"|'''Picture'''
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| |width="40%" style="background:#DBE5F1;"|'''Description'''
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| |style="background: #C3D69B" align="center" | {{Position|GK}}
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| |style="background: #C3D69B" align="center" | '''Take It To The Vet'''
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| |style="background: #C3D69B" align="center" |
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| |style="background:#C3D69B;"|Oh your pet is sick? Oh you are asking a 4chan board what is wrong with it? Don't be dumb!
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| |align="center" | {{Position|GK}}
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| |align="center" | '''Corgi'''
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| | align="center" | {{Position|GK}}
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| | align="center" | '''Zoology'''
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| <h3>Defenders</h3>
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| |width="1%" style="background:#DBE5F1;"|'''Pos.'''
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| |width="15%" style="background:#DBE5F1;"|'''Name'''
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| |width="1%" style="background:#DBE5F1;"|'''Picture'''
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| |width="40%" style="background:#DBE5F1;"|'''Description'''
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| |style="background: #C3D69B" align="center" | {{Position|CB}}
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| |style="background: #C3D69B" align="center" | '''Evil Pitbull'''
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| |style="background: #C3D69B" align="center" |
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| |style="background:#C3D69B;"| They aren't that bad. See look, he likes me. He's just licking my face cause he lik- OH GOD, MY FACE! HE ATE MY FACE!
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| |style="background: #C3D69B" align="center" | {{Position|CB}}
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| |style="background: #C3D69B" align="center" | '''Superior Porcupine'''
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| |style="background: #C3D69B"| One of the unofficial mascots of /an/, Superior Porcupine has proven that a porcupine would kick a dogs ass in a fight.
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| |style="background: #C3D69B" align="center" | {{Position|CB}}
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| |style="background: #C3D69B" align="center" | '''Leopard Gecko'''
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| |style="background: #C3D69B" align="center" |
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| |style="background:#C3D69B;"| The best smile in the world of football, Leopard Gecko is the most popular gecko on /an/. Suck it Crested Gecko!
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| |align="center" | {{Position|CB}}
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| |align="center" | '''Biscuit'''
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| |A /an/ legend, Biscuit has been through the ups and downs of /an/. Biscuit continues to be the official treat of good dogs (and other animals) everywhere.
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| |align="center" | {{Position|CB}}
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| |align="center" | '''Brown Recluse'''
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| |The typical answer to "What Is This?" on /an/. Brown Recluse, the Veteran of the team has taken a step back, going from Silver to bench player on the new M/an/iacs team. Brown Recluse has provided great leadership from the bench.
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| |align="center" | {{Position|CB}}
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| |align="center" | '''Domestic Fox'''
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| |align="center" | {{Position|CB}}
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| |align="center" | '''Ferret Legging'''
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| |align="center" | {{Position|CB}}
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| |align="center" | '''David Attenborough'''
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| <h3>Midfielders</h3>
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| |width="1%" style="background:#DBE5F1;"|'''Pos.'''
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| |width="15%" style="background:#DBE5F1;"|'''Name'''
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| |width="1%" style="background:#DBE5F1;"|'''Picture'''
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| |width="40%" style="background:#DBE5F1;"|'''Description'''
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| |style="background: #C0C0C0" align="center" | {{Position|AMF}}
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| |style="background: #C0C0C0" align="center" | '''Canadian Goose'''
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| |style="background:#C0C0C0;"| HONK HONK HONK! What a dick!
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| |style="background: #C0C0C0" align="center" | {{Position|AMF}}
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| |style="background: #C0C0C0" align="center" | '''What Is This?'''
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| |style="background: #C0C0C0" align="center" |
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| |style="background:#C0C0C0;"| Got a picture of an /an/imal? Don't know what the fuck it is? /an/ is here to help! Just make a thread, post a pic, and ask "What is this?" Don't be surprised if the first answer is Brown Recluse.
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| |style="background: #C3D69B" align="center" | {{Position|CMF}}
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| |style="background: #C3D69B" align="center" | '''Sexy Shrimp'''
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| |style="background: #C3D69B" align="center" |
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| |style="background:#C3D69B;"| Look at that sexy mother fucker! All those colors and patterns. Don't be coy! You know you want it.
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| |style="background: #C3D69B" align="center" | {{Position|DMF}}
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| |style="background: #C3D69B" align="center" | '''Walrus Overlord'''
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| |style="background:#C3D69B;"| BOW DOWN TO YOUR FUTURE BEARDED LEADER!
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| |style="background: #C3D69B" align="center" | {{Position|DMF}}
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| |style="background: #C3D69B" align="center" | '''Q-Tip Love Making'''
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| |style="background:#C3D69B;"| So your cat is in heat? Well maybe you should freshen up a bit; shave, take a shower, clean yourself up. Take her out to a nice fancy restaurant, one that doesn't rhyme with Outlive Harden. Wine and dine her. Once she is well fed, take here back to your place. Light some candles, put on some music, and then take it to the bedroom. Now is your chance! Throw her on the bed, prop her butt up in the air and shove your warm, moist Q-Tip into her vaginal cavity and rotate gently along the vaginal wall... Or you could get her spayed like a normal fucking person.
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| | align="center" | {{Position|CMF}}
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| | align="center" | '''Sun Bear'''
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| |Look at that tongue. Better hide your waifu, cause he knows how to use it.
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| | align="center" | '''Ecofeminism'''
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| |The slut of /an/. "Mother" Nature tends to have many connections with the female population. Both have been oppressed, both are nurturing, and neither is MAKING ME A SANDWICH RIGHT NOW!
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| <h3>Strikers</h3>
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| |width="1%" style="background:#DBE5F1;"|'''Pos.'''
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| |width="15%" style="background:#DBE5F1;"|'''Name'''
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| |width="1%" style="background:#DBE5F1;"|'''Picture'''
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| |width="40%" style="background:#DBE5F1;"|'''Description'''
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| |style="background: #EDDA74" align="center" | {{Position|CF}}
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| |style="background: #EDDA74" align="center" | '''Honey Badger'''
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| |style="background:#EDDA74;"| The figure head of the M/an/iacs. HE JUST DOESN'T GIVE A SHIT!
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| |style="background: #EDDA74" align="center" | {{Position|SS}}
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| |style="background: #EDDA74" align="center" | '''Spacebat'''
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| |style="background:#EDDA74;"| The little bat that could. He had one dream and that was space, and damn it if he didn't get it! He has now set his sights on the 4chan Cup with a new dream, being champion.
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