/an/ roster

The roster for /an/.

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Starter

Silver

Gold

Current Roster

Starters

Name	Number	Position	Description
Pet Rock	1	GK	It's a pet rock, I think they were popular in the 80's
Orange Bitey Thing	4	CB	A "pet name" given to the Orange Baboon Tarantula due to it's defensive, bite first disposition
Goldfish Bowl	8	CB	Small bowls aren't good for fish
Canadian Goose	18	CB	Vicious bastards
Friendly Cassowary	10	CMF	It's a >friendly Cassowary (heavily implying)
GEORGE	3	CMF	The last survivor of a now extinct species of snail who died in 2019
SCHLORP SCHLORP SCHLORP	17	SS	Dog drinking water
Brown Recluse	11	DMF	Literally every spider ever, formally "What is this?"
Birb	21	AMF	Birds are very important
>>outdoor cat	22	SS	This is more of an Amerifat thing about letting your cat go outside and how that's bad..
Take it to the vet	23	CF	Seriously..

Substitutes

Name	Number	Position	Goals	Assists	Saves	Image	Description
*blocks your path*	14	GK	[[Image: |200px]]	N/A	N/A	N/A	N/A
Harambe	14	RMF	[[Image: |200px]]	N/A	N/A	N/A	N/A
/herp/	20	LB	[[Image: |200px]]	N/A	N/A	N/A	N/A
Evil Pitbull	7	CB	[[Image: |200px]]	N/A	N/A	N/A	N/A
Biscuit	6	CB	[[Image: |200px]]	N/A	N/A	N/A	N/A
Leopard Gecko	18	CB	[[Image: |200px]]	N/A	N/A	N/A	N/A
Shoebill	15	LMF	[[Image: |200px]]	N/A	N/A	N/A	N/A
/can/	12	RMF	[[Image: |200px]]	N/A	N/A	N/A	N/A
Honeybadger	5	CB	[[Image: |200px]]	N/A	N/A	N/A	N/A
Fuck Off Vegan	16	CB	[[Image: |200px]]	N/A	N/A	N/A	N/A
Canadian Goose	13	LMF	[[Image: |200px]]	N/A	N/A	N/A	N/A
Backyard Breeder	19	CB	[[Image: |200px]]	N/A	N/A	N/A	N/A