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|align=center|[[Multinational Bowl#Group C|Multinational Bowl]] | |align=center|[[Multinational Bowl 1#Group C|Multinational Bowl 1]] | ||
|align=center|4-2 W | |align=center|4-2 W | ||
|<small> {{goal|43}} Bahston<br>{{goal|45+2}} WASP<br>{{goal|52||84}} Hartford Whalers | |<small> {{goal|43}} Bahston<br>{{goal|45+2}} WASP<br>{{goal|52||84}} Hartford Whalers | ||
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|{{team away|usa}} | |{{team away|usa}} | ||
|align=center|[[Multinational Bowl#Group C|Multinational Bowl]] | |align=center|[[Multinational Bowl 1#Group C|Multinational Bowl 1]] | ||
|align=center|4-4 D | |align=center|4-4 D | ||
|<small> {{goal|45+3}} Tax Free Zone<br>{{goal|58}} Bahston<br>{{goal|84}} College Hockey<br>{{goal|86}} WASP | |<small> {{goal|45+3}} Tax Free Zone<br>{{goal|58}} Bahston<br>{{goal|84}} College Hockey<br>{{goal|86}} WASP | ||
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|align=center|[[Multinational Bowl#Group C|Multinational Bowl]] | |align=center|[[Multinational Bowl 1#Group C|Multinational Bowl 1]] | ||
|align=center|3-3 D | |align=center|3-3 D | ||
|<small> {{goal|28}} Bahston<br>{{goal|37}} Nor'Easter<br>{{goal|53}} Tax Free Zone | |<small> {{goal|28}} Bahston<br>{{goal|37}} Nor'Easter<br>{{goal|53}} Tax Free Zone | ||
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|align=center|[[Multinational Bowl#Group C|Multinational Bowl]] | |align=center|[[Multinational Bowl 1#Group C|Multinational Bowl 1]] | ||
|align=center|3-2 W | |align=center|3-2 W | ||
|<small> {{goal|8||48}} Bahston<br>{{goal|40}} WASP | |<small> {{goal|8||48}} Bahston<br>{{goal|40}} WASP | ||
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|align=center|[[Multinational Bowl#Quarterfinals|Multinational Bowl]] | |align=center|[[Multinational Bowl 1#Quarterfinals|Multinational Bowl 1]] | ||
|align=center|7-3 W | |align=center|7-3 W | ||
|<small> {{goal|3||12||37||58}} Bahston<br>{{goal|42}} Tax Free Zone<br>{{goal|51}} Nor'Easter<br>{{goal|85}} WASP | |<small> {{goal|3||12||37||58}} Bahston<br>{{goal|42}} Tax Free Zone<br>{{goal|51}} Nor'Easter<br>{{goal|85}} WASP | ||
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|align=center|[[Multinational Bowl#Semifinals|Multinational Bowl]] | |align=center|[[Multinational Bowl 1#Semifinals|Multinational Bowl 1]] | ||
|align=center|4-3 W | |align=center|4-3 W | ||
|<small> {{goal|16}} Bahston<br>{{goal|24||88}} Massachusetts Imperialism<br>{{goal|45}} WASP | |<small> {{goal|16}} Bahston<br>{{goal|24||88}} Massachusetts Imperialism<br>{{goal|45}} WASP | ||
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|align=center|[[Multinational Bowl#Final|Multinational Bowl]] | |align=center|[[Multinational Bowl 1#Final|Multinational Bowl 1]] | ||
|align=center|2-3 L | |align=center|2-3 L | ||
|<small> {{goal|21}} WASP<br>{{goal|65}} Ethan Allen | |<small> {{goal|21}} WASP<br>{{goal|65}} Ethan Allen | ||
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Roster
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Roster Description
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| Bahston | 100x better than the cesspool that is New York City. |
| WASP | "Why has the rest of country failed at embracing diversity?" -Man who lives in a town with 3 total people who aren't White Anglo-Saxon Protestants. |
| Dunkin Donuts | Even some nowhere town in the woods of Northern Maine will have at least 2 Dunkin Donuts. We can't function as a society without it. |
| L. L. Bean | Literally the only place anyone outside of Boston gets clothes from. Sturdy boots and comfortable flannel. |
| Saint Brady | THE G.O.A.T. Who's deflated now, Goodell? |
| Florida | A colony set up by New England to store their old people. |
| Yale | It's OK, no one will notice you didn't get into Harvard, really! |
| The Big Dig | $22 BILLION DOLLARS FOR 4 MILES OF HIGHWAY |
| Rhode Island is (not)a real state | South Massachusetts, home to discount Boston, the Discount Red Sox, and the Discount Bruins. |
| Harvard | The GOAT University |
| Bernie would have won | "IT'S JUST TRUMP WHAT COULD POSSIBLY GO WRONG?" |
| USS Constitution | Old Ironsides, the oldest ship in service anywhere in the World.(No Britain, HMS Victory doesn't count it's not even afloat) |
| Clam Chowder | If you put tomatoes in it we'll shiv you. |
| Lobstah | Best enjoyed on a roll |
| Wicked | Slang for "awesome" |
| The Kennedys | They were the most powerful family in America...then two of them got murdered and another became an alcoholic. RIPIP ;_; |
| Red Sox | People may differ on their sports loyalties in the winter(Canadiens/Bruins), but everyone comes together to root for the Sox in April. |
| Nor'easter | Normally New England weather travels Northeast up from the Great Lakes. If there's a storm coming Southwest from Canada shit's about to get real. |
| Maple Syrup | That "Maple Flavored" Syrup they sell in the rest of the country is disgusting, how does anyone eat that? |
| Moxie | The national drink of New Hampshire. Depending on who you ask it either tastes like pure joy or raw sewage. |
| Hartford Whalers | Everyone's 2nd favorite Hockey team until they died in 1997 [BRASS BONANZA INTENSIFIES] |
| College Hockey | It's a big fucking deal, man. College Basketball? Who even watches that trash? |
| Martha's Vineyard | The President of the United States' permanent vacation home. |
Export for AGL2
https://www.mediafire.com/file/bsc1ryjnnnrugir/NE%20Export%28AGL%29.rar
Please put us on preset 2 with subs by ability. At 65' sub whoever the fuck you want who isn't a medal.
Match History
| Date | Opponent | Competition | Result | Scorers |
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| 2 September 2016 |  /ARS/
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Multinational Bowl 1 | 4-2 W |  43' Bahston 45+2' WASP 52', 84' Hartford Whalers
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| 4 September 2016 |  /usa/
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Multinational Bowl 1 | 4-4 D | 45+3' Tax Free Zone 58' Bahston 84' College Hockey 86' WASP
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| 9 September 2016 |  /tsab/
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Multinational Bowl 1 | 3-3 D | 28' Bahston 37' Nor'Easter 53' Tax Free Zone
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| 10 September 2016 |  /ussr/
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Multinational Bowl 1 | 3-2 W | 8', 48' Bahston 40' WASP
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| 11 September 2016 |  /sco/
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Multinational Bowl 1 | 7-3 W | 3', 12', 37', 58' Bahston 42' Tax Free Zone 51' Nor'Easter 85' WASP
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| 11 September 2016 | /tsab/
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Multinational Bowl 1 | 4-3 W | 16' Bahston 24', 88' Massachusetts Imperialism 45' WASP
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| 11 September 2016 |  /csa/
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Multinational Bowl 1 | 2-3 L | 21' WASP 65' Ethan Allen
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| 25 August 2017 |  /usagi/
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/ag/ League 2: Autism Harder | 3-4 L | 13' Bahston 78' WASP 87' L.L. Bean
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| 27 August 2017 | File:Ze icon.png /ze/ | /ag/ League 2: Autism Harder | 0-3 L | |
| 29 August 2017 |  /math/
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/ag/ League 2: Autism Harder | 1-4 L | 66' Bahston
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| 1 September 2017 |  /hvn/
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Multinational Bowl 2 | 3-3 D | 6' Bahston 82', 90+0' WASP
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| 2 September 2017 | /csa/
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Multinational Bowl 2 | 2-2 D | 11' Red Sox 90+5' L.L. Bean
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| 3 September 2017 |  /poland/
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Multinational Bowl 2 | 1-3 L | 90+2' Bahston
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