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|scorer=Jean-Luc Picard | |scorer=Jean-Luc Picard | ||
|goals = | |goals = 6 | ||
|assister= Benjamin Sisko | |assister= Benjamin Sisko | ||
|assists= 3 | |assists= 3 | ||
|captain= Jean-Luc Picard | |captain= Jean-Luc Picard | ||
|w= | |w= 4 | ||
|d= | |d= 2 | ||
|l= | |l= 4 | ||
|gf= | |gf= 15 | ||
|ga= | |ga= 18 | ||
|win_home= | |win_home= fed | ||
|win_away= | |win_away= San Marino | ||
|win_score_home= | |win_score_home= 3 | ||
|win_score_away= | |win_score_away= 1 | ||
|win_date= | |win_date= September 21, 2019 | ||
|lose_home= usa | |lose_home= usa | ||
|lose_away= fed | |lose_away= fed | ||
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|althorn5=www.youtube.com/watch?v=HU2ftCitvyQ | |althorn5=www.youtube.com/watch?v=HU2ftCitvyQ | ||
|altgh5_title=Shatner Of The Mount | |altgh5_title=Shatner Of The Mount | ||
|altgh6_what | |altgh6_what=Jonathan Archer | ||
|althorn6=www.youtube.com/watch?v=TLs4MGTTXRU | |||
|altgh6_title=ITS BEEN A LONG ROAD | |||
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{{sq start player |no=1|pos=GK|name=Space Jews}} | {{sq start player |no=1|pos=GK|name=Space Jews}} | ||
{{sq start player |no=12|pos= |name= | {{sq start player |no=12|pos= |name=Fucking Cardassian Niggers Fucking My Federation Up}} | ||
{{sq start player |no=11|pos= |name=Fuck The Romulans}} | {{sq start player |no=11|pos= |name=Fuck The Romulans}} | ||
{{sq start player |no=99|pos= |name= | {{sq start player |no=99|pos= |name=Discovery Still Isn't Canon}} | ||
{{sq start player |no=32|pos= |name= | {{sq start player |no=32|pos= |name=Eternal Space Shitposter}} | ||
{{sq start player |no=3|pos= |name=Cucked Klingon}} | {{sq start player |no=3|pos= |name=Cucked Klingon}} | ||
{{sq bronze player |no=56|pos= |name=Punished Jonathan Archer}} | {{sq bronze player |no=56|pos= |name=Punished Jonathan Archer}} | ||
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{{sq gold player |no=70|pos= |name=Jean-Luc Picard{{captain}}}} | {{sq gold player |no=70|pos= |name=Jean-Luc Picard{{captain}}}} | ||
{{sq mid}} | {{sq mid}} | ||
{{sq player |no=69|pos=GK|name= | {{sq player |no=69|pos=GK|name=The Dubsminion Fails Again}} | ||
{{sq player |no=31 |pos= |name=Dukat Did EVERYTHING Wrong}} | {{sq player |no=31 |pos= |name=Dukat Did EVERYTHING Wrong}} | ||
{{sq player |no=33 |pos= |name=Not | {{sq player |no=33 |pos= |name=It's Not Warcrimes If You're The Good Guys}} | ||
{{sq player |no=12|pos= |name={{greentext|Econmic Utopia}}}} | {{sq player |no=12|pos= |name={{greentext|Econmic Utopia}}}} | ||
{{sq player |no=78 |pos= |name= | {{sq player |no=78 |pos= |name=Logic Vulcan Man}} | ||
{{sq player |no=4|pos= |name=Mentally Challenged Aliens}} | {{sq player |no=4|pos= |name=Mentally Challenged Aliens}} | ||
{{sq player |no=88 |pos= |name= | {{sq player |no=88 |pos= |name=It Still Counts}} | ||
{{sq player |no=11|pos= |name= | {{sq player |no=11|pos= |name=3 Titty Aliens}} | ||
{{sq player |no=40 |pos= |name=Autistic Android}} | {{sq player |no=40 |pos= |name=Autistic Android}} | ||
{{sq player |no=15 |pos=|name=Red Shirts}} | {{sq player |no=15 |pos=|name=Red Shirts}} | ||
{{sq player |no=42 |pos= |name= | {{sq player |no=42 |pos= |name=The Prime Directive Doesn't Matter}} | ||
{{sq player |no=2 |pos= |name= | {{sq player |no=2 |pos= |name=Soulless Space Badguys}} | ||
{{sq end}} | {{sq end}} | ||
==Matches== | ==Matches== | ||
{| class="wikitable" width= | {| class="wikitable" width=70% | ||
|- | |- | ||
!style="background:#000000;color:# | !style="background:#000000;color:#ffffff"| Date | ||
!style="background:#000000;color:# | !style="background:#000000;color:#ffffff"| Opponent | ||
!style="background:#000000;color:# | !style="background:#000000;color:#ffffff"| Competition | ||
!style="background:#000000;color:# | !style="background:#000000;color:#ffffff"| Result | ||
!style="background:#000000;color:# | !style="background:#000000;color:#ffffff"| Scorers | ||
|- | |- | ||
|-bgcolor="ffcccc" | |-bgcolor="ffcccc" | ||
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| align=center| 4-1 L | | align=center| 4-1 L | ||
| <small>{{Goal|58}} Jonathan Archer</small> | | <small>{{Goal|58}} Jonathan Archer</small> | ||
|- | |||
|-bgcolor="ffffcc" | |||
| December 18, 2018 | |||
| {{team away|fallout}} | |||
| align=center|[[Divegrass Before Christmas]] <br> Group G | |||
| align=center| 0-0 D | |||
| <small></small> | |||
|- | |||
|-bgcolor="ccffcc" | |||
| December 19, 2018 | |||
| {{team away|tdc}} | |||
| align=center|[[Divegrass Before Christmas]] <br> Group G | |||
| align=center| 1-0 W | |||
| <small>{{Goal|89}} Fuck The Romulans</small> | |||
|- | |||
|-bgcolor="ffffcc" | |||
| December 21, 2018 | |||
| {{team away|lwa}} | |||
| align=center|[[Divegrass Before Christmas]] <br> Group G | |||
| align=center| 3-3 D | |||
| <small>{{Goal|45+0}} John-Luc Picard <br>{{Goal|67}} STDs <br> {{Goal|90+1}} Jonathan Archer</small> | |||
|- | |||
|-bgcolor="ffcccc" | |||
| December 22, 2018 | |||
| {{team away|cbj}} | |||
| align=center|[[Divegrass Before Christmas]] <br> Round Of 16 | |||
| align=center| 2-4 L | |||
| <small>{{Goal|37||62}} Benjamin Sisko</small> | |||
|- | |||
|-bgcolor="ccffcc" | |||
| September 21, 2019 | |||
| {{team away|San Marino}} | |||
| align=center|[[Multinational Bowl 4]] <br> Group G | |||
| align=center| 3-1 W | |||
| <small>Jean-Luc Picard{{Goal|10||66}} <br> Jonathan Archer {{Goal|90+3}}</small> | |||
|- | |||
|-bgcolor="ffcccc" | |||
| September 21, 2019 | |||
| {{team away|mn}} | |||
| align=center|[[Multinational Bowl 4]] <br> Group G | |||
| align=center| 2-1 L | |||
| <small>Jean-Luc Picard {{Goal|51}}</small> | |||
|- | |- | ||
|} | |} | ||
==Export Stuff== | ==Export Stuff== | ||
Export: [https://mega.nz/#!RhkRHQYC!ADaTsUGMGgIrSw0kuWMGuNrvvT6Uk3YsiGORhzX9nLo Evasive Maneuver Pattern Delta 5] <br> | Export: [https://mega.nz/#!RhkRHQYC!ADaTsUGMGgIrSw0kuWMGuNrvvT6Uk3YsiGORhzX9nLo Evasive Maneuver Pattern Delta 5] <br> | ||
Aesthetics:[https://mega.nz/#!CAJwhQCA!W_gl_aMubqsxBK8gcHjB4xCpRQzddagDES37A9pEyxo The Picard Maneuver (Fixed)] <br> | Aesthetics:[https://mega.nz/#!CAJwhQCA!W_gl_aMubqsxBK8gcHjB4xCpRQzddagDES37A9pEyxo The Picard Maneuver (Fixed)] <br> | ||
Music: [https://mega.nz/#! | Music: [https://mega.nz/#!INoAWI4Z!e5EAQ5nXjEKND8hjcEST-6CUG3QNUHyoJTNT8aYTF3o Here's to the Finest Crew in Starfleet]<br> | ||
Pastebin: [https://pastebin.com/ | Pastebin: [https://pastebin.com/2MjYqBW0 <s> Proper Earl Grey Instructions </s> Serious Tactical Maneuvers] | ||
==Statistics== | ==Statistics== | ||
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{| class="wikitable" width=25% | {| class="wikitable" width=25% | ||
|- | |- | ||
!style="background:#000000;color:# | !style="background:#000000;color:#ffffff"| Player | ||
!style="background:#000000;color:# | !style="background:#000000;color:#ffffff"| Goals | ||
|- | |- | ||
| Jean-Luc Picard | | Jean-Luc Picard | ||
| 6 | |||
|- | |||
| Jonathan Archer | |||
| 3 | |||
|- | |||
| Benjamin Sisko | |||
| 2 | | 2 | ||
|- | |- | ||
| Fuck Off Q | | {{tt|Eternal Space Shitposter|Player Formally Named "Fuck Off Q"}} | ||
| 1 | | 1 | ||
|- | |- | ||
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| 1 | | 1 | ||
|- | |- | ||
| | | Fuck The Romulans | ||
| 1 | |||
|- | |||
| ''STDs'' | |||
| 1 | | 1 | ||
|- | |- | ||
|} | |} | ||
===MoTM=== | ===MoTM=== | ||
{| class="wikitable" width=25% | {| class="wikitable" width=25% | ||
|- | |- | ||
!style="background:#000000;color:# | !style="background:#000000;color:#ffffff"| Player | ||
!style="background:#000000;color:# | !style="background:#000000;color:#ffffff"| MoTMs | ||
|- | |- | ||
| Jean-Luc Picard | | Jean-Luc Picard | ||
| 1 | | 1 | ||
|- | |- | ||
| Fuck Off Q | | {{tt|Eternal Space Shitposter|Player was renamed from Fuck Off Q}} | ||
| 1 | |||
|- | |||
| Fuck The Romulans | |||
| 1 | |||
|- | |||
|Jonathan Archer | |||
| 1 | | 1 | ||
|- | |- | ||
|} | |} | ||
===Saves=== | ===Saves=== | ||
Note: Players in ''italics'' are retired. | |||
{| class="wikitable" width=25% | {| class="wikitable" width=25% | ||
|- | |- | ||
!style="background:#000000;color:# | !style="background:#000000;color:#ffffff"| Keeper | ||
!style="background:#000000;color:# | !style="background:#000000;color:#ffffff"| Saves | ||
|- | |- | ||
| Space Jews | | Space Jews | ||
| | | 33 | ||
|- | |||
| ''For "Science"'' | |||
| 7 | |||
|- | |- | ||
|} | |} | ||
===Assists=== | ===Assists=== | ||
Note: Players in ''italics'' are retired | |||
{| class="wikitable" width=25% | {| class="wikitable" width=25% | ||
|- | |- | ||
!style="background:#000000;color:# | !style="background:#000000;color:#ffffff"| Player | ||
!style="background:#000000;color:# | !style="background:#000000;color:#ffffff"| Assists | ||
|- | |- | ||
| Benjamin Sisko | | Benjamin Sisko | ||
| | | 4 | ||
|- | |- | ||
| James T. Kirk | | James T. Kirk | ||
| 1 | |||
|- | |||
| Jonathan Archer | |||
| 1 | |||
|- | |||
| ''STDs'' | |||
| 1 | | 1 | ||
|- | |- | ||
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| [[File:FED Discount Romulans.jpg|100px]] | | [[File:FED Discount Romulans.jpg|100px]] | ||
| TBD | | TBD | ||
| | | Fucking Cardassian Niggers Fucking My Federation Up | ||
| " | | "FUCK DUKAT" | ||
|- | |- | ||
|-bgcolor="C3D69B" | |-bgcolor="C3D69B" | ||
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| [[File:FED STDs.jpg|100px]] | | [[File:FED STDs.jpg|100px]] | ||
| TBD | | TBD | ||
| | | Discovery Still Isn't Canon | ||
| | | Disconiggers begon | ||
|- | |- | ||
|-bgcolor="C3D69B" | |-bgcolor="C3D69B" | ||
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|[[File:FED Fuck Off Q.jpg|100px]] | |[[File:FED Fuck Off Q.jpg|100px]] | ||
| TBD | | TBD | ||
| | | Eternal Space Shitposter | ||
| | | Here to fuck this up, but get away with it in the end because he's basically god | ||
|- | |- | ||
|-bgcolor="C3D69B" | |-bgcolor="C3D69B" | ||
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| TBD | | TBD | ||
| Jonathan Archer | | Jonathan Archer | ||
| | | The Dog Can't Have Any More Cheese | ||
|- | |- | ||
|-bgcolor="C0C0C0" | |-bgcolor="C0C0C0" | ||
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| TBD | | TBD | ||
| Kathryn Janeway | | Kathryn Janeway | ||
| | | Exterminate Tuvix | ||
|- | |- | ||
|-bgcolor="8C7853" | |-bgcolor="8C7853" | ||
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| TBD | | TBD | ||
| James T. Kirk | | James T. Kirk | ||
| The | | He Already Fucked The Alien | ||
|- | |- | ||
|-bgcolor="C0C0C0" | |-bgcolor="C0C0C0" | ||
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| TBD | | TBD | ||
| Benjamin Sisko | | Benjamin Sisko | ||
| | | Loves Baseball and Warcrimes | ||
|- | |- | ||
|-bgcolor="EDDA74" | |-bgcolor="EDDA74" | ||
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| TBD | | TBD | ||
| Jean-Luc Picard | | Jean-Luc Picard | ||
| Tea <br> Earl Grey <br> Hot | | <big> Tea <br> Earl Grey <br> Hot </big> | ||
|- | |||
| 12 | |||
| [[File:Dubsminion.png|100px]] | |||
| TBD | |||
| The Dubsminion Fails Agian | |||
| The Dubsminion has endured for 2,000 /trek/ threads and will continue to fail long after It's gone | |||
|- | |||
| 13 | |||
| [[File:DukatdidEVERYthingwrong.png|100px]] | |||
| TBD | |||
| Dukat Did EVERYTHING Wrong | |||
| Fuck this SMUG shitlord | |||
|- | |||
| 14 | |||
| [[File:Warcrimes.gif|100px]] | |||
| TBD | |||
| It's Not Warcrimes If You're The Good Guys | |||
| May Sisko's Warcrimes NEVER be brought up again | |||
|- | |||
| 15 | |||
| [[File:Economicutopia.jpg|100px]] | |||
| TBD | |||
| {{greentext|Econmic Utopia}} | |||
| I can't believe the ferengi would do such a thing! | |||
|- | |||
| 16 | |||
| [[File:Logicvulcanman.png|100px]] | |||
| TBD | |||
| Logic Vulcan Man | |||
| "dont be a shit captain" | |||
|- | |||
| 17 | |||
| [[File:Shipwontgo.jpg|100px]] | |||
| TBD | |||
| Mentally Challenged Aliens | |||
| ship wont go | |||
|- | |||
| 18 | |||
| [[File:Itstillcounts.jpg|100px]] | |||
| TBD | |||
| It Still Counts | |||
| IT <br> STILL <br> COUNTS | |||
|- | |||
| 19 | |||
| [[File:3tittyaliens.png|100px]] | |||
| TBD | |||
| 3 Titty Aliens | |||
| You Ok Rick Bermann? | |||
|- | |||
| 20 | |||
| [[File:Autisticandroid.png|100px]] | |||
| TBD | |||
| Autistic Android | |||
| <big> <big> <big> That's Enough Data </big> </big> </big> | |||
|- | |||
| 21 | |||
| [[File:Redshirts.jpg|100px]] | |||
| TBD | |||
| Red Shirts | |||
| Can't Believe The People In Command Die More! | |||
|- | |||
| 22 | |||
| [[File:Primedirective.png|100px]] | |||
| TBD | |||
| The Prime Directive Doesn't Matter | |||
| the council said so | |||
|- | |||
| 23 | |||
| [[File:Soullessbadguys.jpg|100px]] | |||
| TBD | |||
| Soulless Space Badguys | |||
| We're bad please fear us | |||
|- | |||
|} | |} | ||
</div> | </div> | ||
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==Cup Placement== | ==Cup Placement== | ||
<b> Multinational Bowl 3: </b> 14th | <b> Multinational Bowl 3: </b> 14th | ||
<br><b> Divegrass Before Christmas: </b> | <br><b> Divegrass Before Christmas: </b> T-14th | ||
{{Navbox Multinational Bowl}} | {{Navbox Multinational Bowl}} |
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Matches
Date | Opponent | Competition | Result | Scorers |
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August 25, 2018 | /rome/ | Multinational Bowl 3 Group F |
3-1 L | 10' James T. Kirk |
August 26, 2018 | /ita/ | Multinational Bowl 3 Group F |
1-2 W | 10' Jean-Luc Picard 22' Fuck Off Q |
August 31, 2018 | /ireland/ | Multinational Bowl 3 Group F |
1-0 W | 85' Jean-Luc Picard |
September 1, 2018 | /usa/ | Multinational Bowl 3 Round Of 16 |
4-1 L | 58' Jonathan Archer |
December 18, 2018 | /fallout/ | Divegrass Before Christmas Group G |
0-0 D | |
December 19, 2018 | /tdc/ | Divegrass Before Christmas Group G |
1-0 W | 89' Fuck The Romulans |
December 21, 2018 | /lwa/ | Divegrass Before Christmas Group G |
3-3 D | 45+0' John-Luc Picard 67' STDs 90+1' Jonathan Archer |
December 22, 2018 | /cbj/ | Divegrass Before Christmas Round Of 16 |
2-4 L | 37', 62' Benjamin Sisko |
September 21, 2019 | /San Marino/ | Multinational Bowl 4 Group G |
3-1 W | Jean-Luc Picard 10', 66' Jonathan Archer 90+3' |
September 21, 2019 | /mn/ | Multinational Bowl 4 Group G |
2-1 L | Jean-Luc Picard 51' |
Export Stuff
Export: Evasive Maneuver Pattern Delta 5
Aesthetics:The Picard Maneuver (Fixed)
Music: Here's to the Finest Crew in Starfleet
Pastebin: Proper Earl Grey Instructions Serious Tactical Maneuvers
Statistics
Goals
Player | Goals |
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Jean-Luc Picard | 6 |
Jonathan Archer | 3 |
Benjamin Sisko | 2 |
Eternal Space Shitposter | 1 |
James T. Kirk | 1 |
Fuck The Romulans | 1 |
STDs | 1 |
MoTM
Player | MoTMs |
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Jean-Luc Picard | 1 |
Eternal Space Shitposter | 1 |
Fuck The Romulans | 1 |
Jonathan Archer | 1 |
Saves
Note: Players in italics are retired.
Keeper | Saves |
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Space Jews | 33 |
For "Science" | 7 |
Assists
Note: Players in italics are retired
Player | Assists |
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Benjamin Sisko | 4 |
James T. Kirk | 1 |
Jonathan Archer | 1 |
STDs | 1 |
Roster
Cup Placement
Multinational Bowl 3: 14th
Divegrass Before Christmas: T-14th
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