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Last updated for Summer 2023. Pending update.<br> | |||
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{|{{Prettytable}} | {|{{Prettytable}} | ||
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|width=" | |width="4%" style="background:#DBE5F1;"|'''Picture''' | ||
|width=" | |width="5%" style="background:#DBE5F1;"|'''Name''' | ||
|width="1%" style="background:#DBE5F1;"|''' | |width="1%" style="background:#DBE5F1;"|'''Representing...''' | ||
|width="40%" style="background:#DBE5F1;"|'''Description''' | |width="40%" style="background:#DBE5F1;"|'''Description''' | ||
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|style="background:#C3D69B;" align="center"| | |style="background:#EDDA74;" align="center"|[[File:Marisa_get_out_of_jp.png|x200px]] | ||
|style="background:#EDDA74;" align="center"|'''Get out of /jp/''' | |||
|style="background:#EDDA74;" align="center"|/jp/ | |||
|style="background:#EDDA74;" align="center"|Due to her abrasiveness and bluntness, Marisa is the perfect candidate for letting people know that /jp/ is a board where bullshit is not tolerated. These qualities also make her an excellent captain for the team. | |||
|- | |||
|style="background:#EDDA74;" align="center"|[[File:Billy Herrington.jpg|x200px]] | |||
|style="background:#EDDA74;" align="center"|'''Billy Herrington''' | |||
|style="background:#EDDA74;" align="center"|Popular vote | |||
|style="background:#EDDA74;" align="center"|Popular icon of the Gachimuchi series, and easily recognizable for his figure and presence. RIP Billy ;_;7 | |||
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|style="background:#C0C0C0;" align="center"|[[File:Narrative.png|x200px]] | |||
|style="background:#C0C0C0;" align="center"|'''The Narrative''' | |||
|style="background:#C0C0C0;" align="center"|/hlg/ | |||
|style="background:#C0C0C0;" align="center"|Peko in Boots, the one who tricks the nousagi. She hides who she really is and pretends to be someone else forever. So in time she becomes that person, so her lie becomes the truth, see? She transcends the mask. That's how she finds happiness.<br>That's pretty good, right? | |||
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|style="background:#C0C0C0;" align="center"|[[File:takeiteasy.jpg|x200px]] | |||
|style="background:#C0C0C0;" align="center"|'''TAKE IT EASY!''' | |||
|style="background:#C0C0C0;" align="center"|Popular vote | |||
|style="background:#C0C0C0;" align="center"|These abominations with passing resemblances to Touhou characters aren't too good at playing football on virtue of having no legs, but seem to have an uncanny ability to attract all the tackles from the opposing players, which makes them a great distraction. | |||
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|style="background:#C3D69B;" align="center"|[[File:captainmeido.jpg|x200px]] | |||
|style="background:#C3D69B;" align="center"|'''Captain Meido''' | |style="background:#C3D69B;" align="center"|'''Captain Meido''' | ||
|style="background:#C3D69B;" align="center"| | |style="background:#C3D69B;" align="center"|Popular Vote | ||
|style="background:#C3D69B;" align="center"|The trusty /jp/ meido is always there to keep crossboarders and shitposters at bay, so who better than her to stop the opponents attempts on the goal? | |style="background:#C3D69B;" align="center"|The trusty /jp/ meido is always there to keep crossboarders and shitposters at bay, so who better than her to stop the opponents attempts on the goal? | ||
|- | |- | ||
|align="center"|{{ | |style="background:#C3D69B;" align="center"|[[File:jp_nazomito.png|x200px]] | ||
|align="center"|''' | |style="background:#C3D69B;" align="center"|'''Nazono Mito''' | ||
|align="center"|[[File: | |style="background:#C3D69B;" align="center"|Nijisanji Thread | ||
|align="center"| | |style="background:#C3D69B;" align="center"|Stuck in Live2D? Become the 3D model yourself. | ||
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|align="center"| | |style="background:#C3D69B;" align="center"|[[File:jp_virgotron.png|x200px]] | ||
|style="background:#C3D69B;" align="center"|'''VIRGOTRON-R20''' | |||
|style="background:#C3D69B;" align="center"|/ona/ | |||
|style="background:#C3D69B;" align="center"|{{tt|Lifelike gattai ;-;|Not a meme, I just asked /ona/ to come up with a representative and they invented this.}} | |||
|- | |||
|style="background:#C3D69B;" align="center"|[[File:Jp_maaya.png|x200px]] | |||
|style="background:#C3D69B;" align="center"|'''Ookawa Maaya''' | |||
|style="background:#C3D69B;" align="center"|Aizu-Wakamatsu | |||
|style="background:#C3D69B;" align="center"|Mascot of the Aizu Railway Company. | |||
|- | |||
|style="background:#C3D69B;" align="center"|[[File:jp_nekoarc.png|x200px]] | |||
|style="background:#C3D69B;" align="center"|'''Neco-Arc''' | |||
|style="background:#C3D69B;" align="center"|/tmg/ | |||
|style="background:#C3D69B;" align="center"|A stylized, catlike version of Arcueid Brunestud which serves as the mascot of Type-Moon, most famously appearing in Melty Blood. Because it's written by Nasu, it's naturally canon that she's not just real and distinct from the real Arcueid, but one of the most powerful characters in the setting. | |||
|- | |||
|style="background:#C3D69B;" align="center"|[[File:jp_giantyukari.png|x200px]] | |||
|style="background:#C3D69B;" align="center"|'''Giant Yukari''' | |||
|style="background:#C3D69B;" align="center"|/kcs/ | |||
|style="background:#C3D69B;" align="center"|She's a big girl. | |||
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|style="background:#C3D69B;" align="center"|[[File:jp_ttkz.png|x200px]] | |||
|style="background:#C3D69B;" align="center"|'''TTKZ''' | |||
|style="background:#C3D69B;" align="center"|KanColle | |||
|style="background:#C3D69B;" align="center"|Commentator note: pronounced "Teitokaze". | |||
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|style="background:#FFFFFF;" align="center"|[[File:JP_deki.png|x200px]] | |||
|style="background:#FFFFFF;" align="center"|'''Dekinai-chan''' | |||
|style="background:#FFFFFF;" align="center"|DJT | |||
|style="background:#FFFFFF;" align="center"|You can't learn Japanese. You don't even know how to score a goal. | |||
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|style="background:#FFFFFF;" align="center"|[[File:jp_shoko.png|x200px]] | |||
|style="background:#FFFFFF;" align="center"|'''Takahashi Shoko''' | |||
|style="background:#FFFFFF;" align="center"|JAV Thread | |||
|style="background:#FFFFFF;" align="center"|The song? Darude Sandstorm. The actress? Takahashi Shoko. | |||
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|style="background:#FFFFFF;" align="center"|[[File:Jp_jestress.png|x200px]] | |||
|style="background:#FFFFFF;" align="center"|'''Jestress''' | |||
|style="background:#FFFFFF;" align="center"|/07/ | |||
|style="background:#FFFFFF;" align="center"|/07/'s favorite character from the latest series, Ciconia no Naku Koro Ni. | |||
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|style="background:#FFFFFF;" align="center"|[[File:jp_timestop.png|x200px]] | |||
|style="background:#FFFFFF;" align="center"|'''TSRapist''' | |||
|style="background:#FFFFFF;" align="center"|/egg/ | |||
|style="background:#FFFFFF;" align="center"|Era games are a category of text-based porn games, which are all based on the same original code but vary widely between variants in terms of content. The most popular variants on /jp/ ({{tt|eraTohoTW and anonTW|TW meaning The World}}) utilize time-stop mechanics. | |||
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|style="background:#FFFFFF;" align="center"|[[File:jp_yuuka.png|x200px]] | |||
|style="background:#FFFFFF;" align="center"|'''Kageyama Yuuka''' | |||
|style="background:#FFFFFF;" align="center"|Sakamichi General | |||
|style="background:#FFFFFF;" align="center"|The football autist of Hinatazaka46. Dortmund fan. | |||
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|style="background:#FFFFFF;" align="center"|[[File:jp_ramu.png|x200px]] | |||
|style="background:#FFFFFF;" align="center"|'''RaMu''' | |||
|style="background:#FFFFFF;" align="center"|Gravure Thread | |||
|style="background:#FFFFFF;" align="center"|Measurements: B94 / W64 / H93<br>Cup Size: H Cup<br>Height: 162cm | |||
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| | |style="background:#FFFFFF;" align="center"|[[File:jp_gazer.png|x200px]] | ||
|style="background:#FFFFFF;" align="center"|'''Gazer''' | |||
|style="background:#FFFFFF;" align="center"|Monster Girl Thread | |||
|style="background:#FFFFFF;" align="center"|The single-eye is a sensual and overwhelmingly sexy organ. Single-eyed women are the best reproductive partners. | |||
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| | |style="background:#FFFFFF;" align="center"|[[File:YUA.png|x200px]] | ||
| | |style="background:#FFFFFF;" align="center"|'''YUA!''' | ||
| | |style="background:#FFFFFF;" align="center"|Virtual Youtuber | ||
| | |style="background:#FFFFFF;" align="center"|Brought back from the dead by request of the virtual youtuber thread. Perhaps the real YUA line is the grave. | ||
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|style="background:# | |style="background:#FFFFFF;" align="center"|[[File:jp_shiteyanyo.png|x200px]] | ||
|style="background:# | |style="background:#FFFFFF;" align="center"|'''Shiteyanyo''' | ||
|style="background:# | |style="background:#FFFFFF;" align="center"|Vocaloid Thread | ||
|style="background:# | |style="background:#FFFFFF;" align="center"|Miku, but a nightmare. Officially recognized by Crypton, appearing in backgrounds and as accessories in various Project Diva games. | ||
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|style="background:#FFFFFF;" align="center"|[[File:jp_dollfie.png|x200px]] | |||
|style="background:#FFFFFF;" align="center"|'''Dollfie''' | |||
|style="background:#FFFFFF;" align="center"|BJD Thread | |||
|style="background:#FFFFFF;" align="center"|A line of 1/6th scale vinyl figures made by Volks Inc., broadly considered the gold standard in ball jointed dolls. Individual dolls can cost upwards of $500 USD and come completely blank, being extensively customized by hobbyists with clothing, hair, and so on. | |||
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|style="background:# | |style="background:#FFFFFF;" align="center"|[[File:Jp_whalehu.png|x200px]] | ||
|style="background:# | |style="background:#FFFFFF;" align="center"|'''Whalehu''' | ||
|style="background:# | |style="background:#FFFFFF;" align="center"|Touhou Lost Word | ||
|style="background:# | |style="background:#FFFFFF;" align="center"|A manga-original character. A waitress at a bar who gets into hijinks, primarily with Suika. The whale is the bar's mascot.<br>A bit of a self-explanatory joke, but for context Lost Word is a gacha. | ||
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|style="background:# | |style="background:#FFFFFF;" align="center"|[[File:jp_sister.png|x200px]] | ||
|style="background:# | |style="background:#FFFFFF;" align="center"|'''Younger Sister''' | ||
|style="background:# | |style="background:#FFFFFF;" align="center"|Elona Thread | ||
|style="background:# | |style="background:#FFFFFF;" align="center"|My mount ate younger sister meat and suddenly turned into a younger sister. Now she won't hold a weapon even though I gene engineered her to do so. She didn't even make me breakfast. I want a divorce. | ||
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| | |} | ||
=Former players= | |||
<div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed"> | |||
{|{{Prettytable}} | |||
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|style="background:# | |width="1%" style="background:#DBE5F1;" align="center" |'''Position''' | ||
|style="background:# | |width="10%" style="background:#DBE5F1;" align="center" |'''Name''' | ||
|style="background:# | |width="1%" style="background:#DBE5F1;" align="center" |'''Picture''' | ||
| | |width="60%" style="background:#DBE5F1;" align="center" |'''Description''' | ||
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|align="center"|{{Position|RB}} | |||
| | |align="center"|'''Chu-Chu''' | ||
|align="center"|[[File:Chu Chu.png|x200px]] | |||
|align="center"| Going back to smile town | |||
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|align="center"|{{Position|CB}} | |||
|align="center"|'''Ero Ruins Eroge''' | |||
|align="center"|[[File:Ero Ruins Eroge.jpg|x200px]] | |||
|align="center"|Maybe, but gacha ruins everything. | |||
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|align="center"|{{Position| | |align="center"|{{Position|RB}} | ||
|align="center"|''' | |align="center"|'''Why is /jp/ so shitty?''' | ||
|align="center"|[[File: | |align="center"|[[File:Bawson.jpg|x200px]] | ||
|align="center"| | |align="center"|The world may never know. | ||
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|align="center"|{{Position|LB}} | |align="center"|{{Position|LB}} | ||
|align="center"|'''Autism''' | |align="center"|'''Autism''' | ||
|align="center"|[[File:autism.png|x200px]] | |align="center"|[[File:autism.png|x200px]] | ||
|align="center"| | |align="center"|Retired, having played for /jp/ for the better part of a decade. | ||
|align="center"| | |- | ||
|align="center"|{{Position|CB}} | |||
|align="center"|'''YJSNPI''' | |||
|align="center"|[[File:YJSPNI.png|x200px]] | |||
|align="center"|>2021 >OtoMAD is forgotten | |||
|- | |||
|align="center"|{{Position|DMF}} | |||
|align="center"|'''Too Green''' | |||
|align="center"|[[File:too green.png|x200px]] | |||
|align="center"|She was too green. | |||
|- | |||
|align="center"|[[File:Marisa1.png|x200px]] | |||
|align="center"|[[File:Marisa2.png|x200px]] | |||
|align="center"|[[File:Marisa3.png|x200px]] | |||
|align="center"|[[File:Marisa4.png|x200px]][[File:Marisa5.png|x200px]] | |||
|- | |||
|align="center"|{{Position|DMF}} | |||
|align="center"|'''sage''' | |||
|align="center"|[[File:Sage.png|x200px]] | |||
|align="center"|Reason: Announcing a 'sage'. | |||
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|align="center"|{{Position| | |align="center"|{{Position|LMF}} | ||
|align="center"|''' | |align="center"|'''Kizuna AI''' | ||
|align="center"|[[File: | |align="center"|[[File:JPkizuna.png|x200px]] | ||
|align="center"| | |align="center"|Traded to /vt/ for a packet of cheese okaki. | ||
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|align="center"|{{Position|CB}} | |align="center"|{{Position|CB}} | ||
|align="center"|''' | |align="center"|'''Fumos''' | ||
|align="center"|[[File: | |align="center"|[[File:Fumos.jpg|x200px]] | ||
|align="center"| | |align="center"|Cut from the team after multiple replacements purchased from scalpers ended up being counterfeit anyway. | ||
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|align="center"|{{Position|CB}} | |align="center"|{{Position|CB}} | ||
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|align="center"|[[File:Beato.png|x200px]] | |align="center"|[[File:Beato.png|x200px]] | ||
|align="center"|*cackles* | |align="center"|*cackles* | ||
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|align="center"|{{Position|CB}} | |align="center"|{{Position|CB}} | ||
|align="center"|''' | |align="center"|'''Japanese Bird''' | ||
|align="center"|[[File: | |align="center"|[[File:japanesebird.jpg|x200px]] | ||
|align="center"|" | |align="center"|Unable to survive rumors that he was not actually Japanese. | ||
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|align="center"|{{Position|CB}} | |||
|align="center"|'''Ohayou''' | |||
|align="center"|[[File:Ohayou.png|x200px]] | |||
|align="center"|No awooing | |||
|- | |||
|align="center"|{{Position|CB}} | |||
|align="center"|'''(´・ω・`)''' | |||
|align="center"|[[File:Shobon.jpeg|x200px]] | |||
|align="center"|(´・ω・`) | |||
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|align="center"|{{Position|CB}} | |||
|align="center"|'''Corndog Tenshi''' | |||
|align="center"|[[File:corndogtenshi.png|x200px]] | |||
|align="center"|Lives on in the victory anthem, at least. | |||
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|align="center"|{{Position|CB}} | |||
|align="center"|'''wich2huwudufuq''' | |||
|align="center"|[[File:Wich2huwudufuq.jpeg|x200px]] | |||
|align="center"|The answer was always all of them. | |||
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|align="center"|{{Position|CB}} | |||
|align="center"|'''Tokoyami Towa''' | |||
| | |align="center"|[[File:JP_towa.png|x200px]] | ||
|align="center"|Is that all you shitposting fucks can say? | |||
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| | |align="center"|{{Position|CB}} | ||
| | |align="center"|'''Abayo, Chocoball''' | ||
| | |align="center"|[[File:JP_fbk.png|x200px]] | ||
| | |align="center"|Friendzoned. | ||
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| | |align="center"|{{Position|LMF}} | ||
| | |align="center"|'''Sachiko''' | ||
| | |align="center"|[[File:Sachiko.jpg|x200px]] | ||
| | |align="center"|bap | ||
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| | |align="center"|{{Position|RMF}} | ||
| | |align="center"|'''Klown Kunny Klassic''' | ||
| | |align="center"|[[File:Klown Kunny.png|x200px]] | ||
| | |align="center"|Clown abuse didn't work as well as hoped. | ||
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| | |align="center"|{{Position|RMF}} | ||
| | |align="center"|'''Akane-Chan''' | ||
| | |align="center"|[[File:Akane.png|x200px]] | ||
| | |align="center"|Ahokusa. | ||
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| | |align="center"|{{Position|RMF}} | ||
| | |align="center"|'''Cirno''' | ||
| | |align="center"|'''[[File:Cirno.jpg|x200px]]''' | ||
| | |align="center"|Alexa this is so sad play Bad Apple | ||
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|align="center"|{{Position| | |align="center"|{{Position|CMF}} | ||
|align="center"|''' | |align="center"|'''I FUCKING HATE THIS BITCH''' | ||
|align="center"|[[File: | |align="center"|[[File:JP_coco.png|x200px]] | ||
|align="center"| | |align="center"|[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Is_Z2K7guKs 我爱北京天安门] | ||
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|align="center"| | |align="center"|{{Position|CMF}} | ||
|align="center"| | |align="center"|'''Senchou's Aging Womb''' | ||
|align="center"|[[File: | |align="center"|[[File:JP_saw.png|x200px]] | ||
|align="center"| | |align="center"|Sent to the retirement home. | ||
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|align="center"|{{Position| | |align="center"|{{Position|CMF}} | ||
|align="center"|''' | |align="center"|'''Poliacci''' | ||
|align="center"|[[File: | |align="center"|[[File:JP_pol.png|x200px]] | ||
|align="center"| | |align="center"|ligma balls | ||
|- | |- | ||
|align="center"| | |align="center"|[[File:Flanfly.png|x200px]] | ||
|align="center"|'''Flanfly''' | |align="center"|'''Flanfly''' | ||
|align="center"| | |align="center"|Touhou Lost Word | ||
|align="center"|It's | |align="center"|It's 2AM elsewhere. | ||
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| | |align="center"|[[File:jp_bern.png|x200px]] | ||
| | |align="center"|'''Pickle Bern''' | ||
| | |align="center"|/07/ | ||
| | |align="center"|Magic is fake and gay. | ||
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| | |align="center"|[[File:jp_doke.png|x200px]] | ||
|align="center"|'''DOKEEEEEEEEEEE''' | |||
| | |align="center"|Aizu-Wakamatsu | ||
| | |align="center"|Got out of the way. | ||
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|} | |} | ||
[[Category:Official team rosters|jp]] | [[Category:Official team rosters|jp]] |
Latest revision as of 21:04, 12 January 2024
Last updated for Summer 2023. Pending update.
Roster
Sub | Starter | Silver | Gold |
Former players
Position | Name | Picture | Description | ||
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Chu-Chu | Going back to smile town | |||
|
Ero Ruins Eroge | Maybe, but gacha ruins everything. | |||
|
Why is /jp/ so shitty? | The world may never know. | |||
|
Autism | Retired, having played for /jp/ for the better part of a decade. | |||
|
YJSNPI | >2021 >OtoMAD is forgotten | |||
|
Too Green | She was too green. | |||
|
sage | Reason: Announcing a 'sage'. | |||
|
Kizuna AI | Traded to /vt/ for a packet of cheese okaki. | |||
|
Fumos | Cut from the team after multiple replacements purchased from scalpers ended up being counterfeit anyway. | |||
|
Beato | *cackles* | |||
|
Japanese Bird | Unable to survive rumors that he was not actually Japanese. | |||
|
Ohayou | No awooing | |||
|
(´・ω・`) | (´・ω・`) | |||
|
Corndog Tenshi | Lives on in the victory anthem, at least. | |||
|
wich2huwudufuq | The answer was always all of them. | |||
|
Tokoyami Towa | Is that all you shitposting fucks can say? | |||
|
Abayo, Chocoball | Friendzoned. | |||
|
Sachiko | bap | |||
|
Klown Kunny Klassic | Clown abuse didn't work as well as hoped. | |||
|
Akane-Chan | Ahokusa. | |||
|
Cirno | Alexa this is so sad play Bad Apple | |||
|
I FUCKING HATE THIS BITCH | 我爱北京天安门 | |||
|
Senchou's Aging Womb | Sent to the retirement home. | |||
|
Poliacci | ligma balls | |||
Flanfly | Touhou Lost Word | It's 2AM elsewhere. | |||
Pickle Bern | /07/ | Magic is fake and gay. | |||
DOKEEEEEEEEEEE | Aizu-Wakamatsu | Got out of the way. |