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(probably final "new" roster, guaranteed to be only slightly worse than the actual USMNT roster. also obligatory FUCK YOU TOM BRADY)
 
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|name= United States Of America
|name= United States Of America
|date= July 4, 1776
|date= July 4, 1776
|manager=Donald Trump
|manager=Joe Biden
|owner=Our greatest allies
|owner=Our greatest allies
|irl= {{Anonymous|Gregg Berhalter|!!+HdfEOCtfid}}
|irl= {{Anonymous|Managerless}}
|color1=B22234
|color1=B22234
|color2=3C3B6E
|color2=3C3B6E
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|captain = Captain America
|captain = Captain America
|w=4
|w=4
|d=3
|d=4
|l=7
|l=9
|gf=26
|gf=31
|ga=30
|ga=41
|win_home=usa
|win_home=usa
|win_away=fed
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|win_score_away=1
|win_score_away=1
|win_date=September 1, 2018
|win_date=September 1, 2018
|lose_home=tsab
|lose_home=usa
|lose_away=usa
|lose_away=gre
|lose_score_home=5
|lose_score_home=1
|lose_score_away=1
|lose_score_away=5
|lose_date=September 10, 2016
|lose_date=September 21, 2019
|first_home=usa
|first_home=usa
|first_away=ussr
|first_away=ussr
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|gh_title=The Warrior Song
|gh_title=The Warrior Song
|althorn1=www.youtube.com/watch?v=dIWkifAMiLI
|althorn1=www.youtube.com/watch?v=dIWkifAMiLI
|altgh1_title=Donald Trump goalhorn
|altgh1_title=Victory
|althorn2=www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ksa0Pdt7R10
|altgh2_title=Victory
|nickname=The Stars and Stripes
|nickname=The Stars and Stripes
}}
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{{sq start}}
{{sq start}}
{{sq start player |no=1 |pos=GK |name=Secretary Howard }}
{{sq start player |no=1 |pos=GK |name=Secretary Howard }}
{{sq start player |no=60 |pos=LB |name=Greatest Ally }}
{{sq start player |no=20 |pos=CB |name=Burgers }}
{{sq start player |no=20 |pos=CB |name=Burgers }}
{{sq start player |no=77 |pos=CB |name=Bald Eagle }}
{{sq start player |no=77 |pos=CB |name=Bald Eagle }}
{{sq start player |no=27 |pos=CB |name=Florida Man }}
{{sq start player |no=12 |pos=RB |name=Tom Brady }}
{{sq bronze player |no=19 |pos=DMF |name=Captain America  {{captain}} }}
{{sq start player |no=27 |pos=CMF |name=Florida Man }}
{{sq start player |no=60 |pos=LMF |name=Greatest Ally }}
{{sq start player |no=45 |pos=CMF |name=Two Scoops }}
{{sq start player |no=12 |pos=RMF |name=Tom Brady }}
{{sq silver player |no=46 |pos=CMF |name=Ridin' with Biden }}
{{sq bronze player |no=44 |pos=AMF |name=Freedom Ain't free. :DD }}
{{sq gold player |no=10 |pos=LWF |name=The American Messi {{vice-captain}} }}
{{sq silver player |no=10 |pos=AMF |name=The American Messi {{vice-captain}} }}
{{sq silver player |no=19 |pos=RWF |name=Captain America  {{captain}} }}
{{sq silver player |no=45 |pos=AMF |name=Donald Trump }}
{{sq gold player |no=50 |pos=CF |name=2x World War Champs }}
{{sq gold player |no=50 |pos=CF |name=2x World War Champs }}
{{sq mid}}
{{sq mid}}
{{sq player |no=2 |pos=GK |name=2nd Amendment}}
{{sq player |no=2 |pos=GK |name=2nd Amendment}}
{{sq player |no=23 |pos=LB |name=Air Jordan }}
{{sq player |no=40 |pos=CB |name=Most American Gif }}
{{sq player |no=40 |pos=CB |name=Most American Gif }}
{{sq player |no=59 |pos=CB |name=Syria Was Asking For It }}
{{sq player |no=59 |pos=CB |name=Syria Was Asking For It }}
{{sq player |no=80 |pos=CB |name=Miracle On Ice }}
{{sq player |no=80 |pos=CB |name=Miracle On Ice }}
{{sq player |no=47 |pos=DMF |name=Michael Wilson }}
{{sq player |no=3  |pos=RB |name=Babe Ruth }}
{{sq player |no=55 |pos=DMF |name=Alex Jones }}
{{sq player |no=76 |pos=DMF |name=The Original Brexit }}
{{sq player |no=26 |pos=DMF |name=Ron Swanson }}
{{sq player |no=86 |pos=CMF |name=Nuke 'em }}
{{sq player |no=86 |pos=LMF |name=Nuke 'em }}
{{sq player |no=47 |pos=CMF |name=Michael Wilson }}
{{sq player |no=23 |pos=LMF |name=Air Jordan }}
{{sq player |no=55 |pos=CMF |name=Alex Jones }}
{{sq player |no=3 |pos=RMF |name=Babe Ruth }}
{{sq player |no=26 |pos=CMF |name=Ron Swanson }}
{{sq player |no=76 |pos=RMF |name=The Original Brexit }}
{{sq silver player |no=7 |pos=RWF |name=Andrew Jackson }}
{{sq bronze player |no=7 |pos=SS |name=Andrew Jackson }}
{{sq end}}
{{sq end}}


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| Greatest Ally || Greatest ally, where is burger?
| Greatest Ally || Greatest ally, where is burger?
|-
|-
| Tom Brady || 6 (SIX) RINGS
| Tom Brady || 7(SEVEN) RINGS (also: [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qhx8jfdPF-M is a Florida Man now])
|-bgcolor=D3A890
|-bgcolor=BFBFBF
| Captain America || The only capeshit who matters. He went to war, saved the world countless times, and punched out Hitler all for the good of America.
| Captain America || The only capeshit who matters. He went to war, saved the world countless times, and punched out Hitler all for the good of America.
|-bgcolor=D3A890
|-
| Freedom Ain't free. :DD || The tree of liberty and freedom gotta be litterd with the blood of Patriots. Barack HUSSIEN obama aka “B. O” is not my presidnet. he is Islamic gommunist and probbaly kenyan as well :DD. ADAM and eve not adam and STEVE ok. praise jesus.
| Two Scoops || Two scoops, two impeachments, one term, zero Twitter accounts. KWAB.
|-bgcolor=BFBFBF
|-bgcolor=E0C068
| The American Messi || PULISIC PULISIC PULISIC PULISIC PULISIC PULISIC PULISIC PULISIC PULISIC PULISIC PULISIC PULISIC PULISIC PULISIC PULISIC PULISIC PULISIC PULISIC PULISIC PULISIC PULISIC PULISIC PULISIC PULISIC PULISIC PULISIC PULISIC PULISIC PULISIC PULISIC PULISIC PULISIC PULISIC PULISIC PULISIC PULISIC PULISIC PULISIC PULISIC PULISIC PULISIC PULISIC PULISIC PULISIC PULISIC PULISIC PULISIC PULISIC PULISIC PULISIC PULISIC PULISIC PULISIC PULISIC PULISIC PULISIC PULISIC PULISIC
| The American Messi || PULISIC PULISIC PULISIC PULISIC PULISIC PULISIC PULISIC PULISIC PULISIC PULISIC PULISIC PULISIC PULISIC PULISIC PULISIC PULISIC PULISIC PULISIC PULISIC PULISIC PULISIC PULISIC PULISIC PULISIC PULISIC PULISIC PULISIC PULISIC PULISIC PULISIC PULISIC PULISIC PULISIC PULISIC PULISIC PULISIC PULISIC PULISIC PULISIC PULISIC PULISIC PULISIC PULISIC PULISIC PULISIC PULISIC PULISIC PULISIC PULISIC PULISIC PULISIC PULISIC PULISIC PULISIC PULISIC PULISIC PULISIC PULISIC
|-bgcolor=BFBFBF
|-bgcolor=BFBFBF
| Donald Trump || KEEP AMERICA GREAT (and buy Greenland while we're at it)
| Ridin' with Biden || Stop speaking malarkey and get in, loser.
|-bgcolor=E0C068
|-bgcolor=E0C068
| 2x World War Champs || We'd brag about two stars here, but hey. We've got 50 already.
| 2x World War Champs || We'd brag about two stars here, but hey. We've got 50 already.
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| Ron Swanson || History began on July 4th, 1776; anything before that was just a mistake.
| Ron Swanson || History began on July 4th, 1776; anything before that was just a mistake.
|-
|-
| Nuke 'em || It worked for Japan, why not try it on a hurricane?
| Nuke 'em || It worked for Japan, why not try it on North Korea?
|-
|-
| Air Jordan || Leader of the greatest sports team ever assembled. And also the Dream Team.
| Air Jordan || Leader of the greatest sports team ever assembled. And also the Dream Team. Too busy winning real rings to bother with Mickey Mouse rings.
|-
|-
| Babe Ruth || I always swing at the ball with all my might. I hit or miss big.
| Babe Ruth || I always swing at the ball with all my might. I hit or miss big.
|-
|-
| The Original Brexit || {{greentext|britbongs STILL mad}}
| The Original Brexit || {{greentext|britbongs STILL mad}}
|-bgcolor=D3A890
|-bgcolor=BFBFBF
| Andrew Jackson || Possibly the most badass president we've ever had.
| Andrew Jackson || Possibly the most badass president we've ever had.
|-
|-
|}
|}


==Match History==
==Match History==
Only real country to play in every Multinats, get fucked Yuropoors
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| 1-3 L
| 1-3 L
|<small>2x World War Champs {{goal|11}}
|<small>2x World War Champs {{goal|11}}
|-bgcolor='ffcccc'
| September 21, 2018
| {{team away|gre}}
| [[Multinational Bowl 4#Group F|Multinational Bowl 4]]
| 1-5 L
|<small>Freedom Ain't free. :DD {{goal|77}}
|-bgcolor='ffcccc'
| September 27, 2018
| {{team away|hoenn}}
| [[Multinational Bowl 4#Group F|Multinational Bowl 4]]
| 1-3 L
|<small>2x World War Champs {{goal|18}}
|-bgcolor='ffffcc'
| September 29, 2018
| {{team away|nk}}
| [[Multinational Bowl 4#Group F|Multinational Bowl 4]]
| 3-3 D
|<small>The American Messi {{goal|7}}<br>Nuke 'em {{goal|45}}<br>Donald Trump {{goal|86}}
|}
|}


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[[/leaf/|Some countries]] [[/pak/|think they're better than us]]. They are '''wrong'''. Sometimes so wrong they [[/ussr/|don't exist anymore]].
[[/leaf/|Some countries]] [[/pak/|think they're better than us]]. They are '''wrong'''. Sometimes so wrong they [[/ussr/|don't exist anymore]].


Also [[/csa/|some traitors]] broke off from us one time before getting put back in their place, [[/michigan/|Michigan is a shithole]], [[/vt/|so is Vermont]], and holy fucking shit dude [[/tsab/]]? That's not even a real country that's some anime shit how the fuck do we play them so goddamn much?
Also [[/csa/|some traitors]] broke off from us one time before getting put back in their place, [[/michigan/|Michigan is a shithole]], [[/VT/|so is Vermont]], and holy fucking shit dude [[/tsab/]]? That's not even a real country that's some lesbo anime shit how the fuck do we play them so goddamn much?
 
<small><small><small>we may have lost to some of these teams, sometimes even multiple times, at the end of the day they still lose because they're not America</small></small></small>


==Export (Multinats 1)==
==Exports==
[http://www.mediafire.com/file/i2xxud2h9smu4a3/TEXPORT00000000 Everyone in America has Speeding Bullet and Fighting Spirit] (Donald Trump AMF and captaincy fixed) (AATF hates freedom and only stopped bitching after I made the goalkeepers 77s)<br>
[http://www.mediafire.com/file/i2xxud2h9smu4a3/TEXPORT00000000 Everyone in America has Speeding Bullet and Fighting Spirit] (Donald Trump AMF and captaincy fixed) (AATF hates freedom and only stopped bitching after I made the goalkeepers 77s)<br>
[http://pastebin.com/b96dwbvx Incredibly advanced aesthetics that europoors could only dream of]
[http://pastebin.com/b96dwbvx Incredibly advanced aesthetics that europoors could only dream of]<br>
[[Multinational Bowl 2 exports|Go to our sections]] [[Multinational Bowl 3 exports|on these pages]] [[Multinational Bowl 4 exports|for later exports]]


{{Navbox Multinational Bowl}}
{{Navbox Multinational Bowl}}

Latest revision as of 13:17, 16 May 2024

Brace yourselves for freedom.

/usa/
In Burger We Trust
Usa logo.png
/usa/ - United States Of America
Founded July 4, 1776
Manager Joe Biden
Owner Our greatest allies
IRL manager Managerless
Team colors
Chat color B22234
Old Glory Red
Top scorer Little Boy (90,000+)
Top assister Hillary Clinton (53+)
Captain Captain America
Website /usa/ - United States Of America
Nickname The Stars and Stripes
Historic performance
W D L TOTAL EFFICIENCY
4 4 9 17 23.53%
GF GA GD
31 41 -10
Biggest win
/usa/ Usa icon.png 4–1 Fed icon.png /fed/
September 1, 2018
Biggest defeat
/usa/ Usa icon.png 1–5 Gre icon.png /gre/
September 21, 2019
First match
/usa/ Usa icon.png 5–4 Ussr icon.png /ussr/
September 3, 2016
Team music
Anthem I BELIEVE
Goal horn The Warrior Song
Alternate goal horn Victory
Kits


Introduction

America needs no introduction. Freedom is their introduction.

Freedom.gif

Roster

No. Position Player
1
  GK
Secretary Howard
60
  LB
Greatest Ally
20
  CB
Burgers
77
  CB
Bald Eagle
12
  RB
Tom Brady
27
  CMF
Florida Man
45
  CMF
Two Scoops
46
  CMF
Ridin' with Biden
10
  LWF
The American Messi Vice-captain
19
  RWF
Captain America Captain
50
  CF
2x World War Champs
No. Position Player
2
  GK
2nd Amendment
23
  LB
Air Jordan
40
  CB
Most American Gif
59
  CB
Syria Was Asking For It
80
  CB
Miracle On Ice
3
  RB
Babe Ruth
76
  DMF
The Original Brexit
86
  CMF
Nuke 'em
47
  CMF
Michael Wilson
55
  CMF
Alex Jones
26
  CMF
Ron Swanson
7
  RWF
Andrew Jackson

Roster Description

Player Description
Secretary Howard Fifteen fucking saves.
Burgers America's greatest invention, along with apple pie, atomic bombs, and football.
Bald Eagle The bald eagle is the national bird and will dominate the defense with his commanding presence and sharp eye. He also provides most of the aesthetics because I'm too busy enjoying my freedom to make new blenders.
Florida Man Florida Man Clears Soccer Ball
Greatest Ally Greatest ally, where is burger?
Tom Brady 7(SEVEN) RINGS (also: is a Florida Man now)
Captain America The only capeshit who matters. He went to war, saved the world countless times, and punched out Hitler all for the good of America.
Two Scoops Two scoops, two impeachments, one term, zero Twitter accounts. KWAB.
The American Messi PULISIC PULISIC PULISIC PULISIC PULISIC PULISIC PULISIC PULISIC PULISIC PULISIC PULISIC PULISIC PULISIC PULISIC PULISIC PULISIC PULISIC PULISIC PULISIC PULISIC PULISIC PULISIC PULISIC PULISIC PULISIC PULISIC PULISIC PULISIC PULISIC PULISIC PULISIC PULISIC PULISIC PULISIC PULISIC PULISIC PULISIC PULISIC PULISIC PULISIC PULISIC PULISIC PULISIC PULISIC PULISIC PULISIC PULISIC PULISIC PULISIC PULISIC PULISIC PULISIC PULISIC PULISIC PULISIC PULISIC PULISIC PULISIC
Ridin' with Biden Stop speaking malarkey and get in, loser.
2x World War Champs We'd brag about two stars here, but hey. We've got 50 already.
2nd Amendment SHALL NOT BE INFRINGED
Most American Gif Google it. You won't be disappointed!
Syria Was Asking For It Talk shit, get hit.
Miracle On Ice Never forget the day when a collection of American amateurs blew Russia the fuck out in a sport we hardly even care about.
Michael Wilson https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fxTsjb46ECA
Alex Jones Imagine you live in a world that's fake, who are your heroes? Patriots. Imagine you live in a world that's totally plastic, who are your enemies if you're evil? The patriots. We are the future, we are the leaders, we are 1776.
Ron Swanson History began on July 4th, 1776; anything before that was just a mistake.
Nuke 'em It worked for Japan, why not try it on North Korea?
Air Jordan Leader of the greatest sports team ever assembled. And also the Dream Team. Too busy winning real rings to bother with Mickey Mouse rings.
Babe Ruth I always swing at the ball with all my might. I hit or miss big.
The Original Brexit >britbongs STILL mad
Andrew Jackson Possibly the most badass president we've ever had.

Match History

Only real country to play in every Multinats, get fucked Yuropoors

Date Opponent Competition Result Scorers
September 3, 2016 Ussr icon.png /ussr/ Multinational Bowl 1 5-4 W 2x World War Champs Goal 5', 11', 18'
Andrew Jackson Goal 42'
Donald Trump Goal 89'
September 4, 2016 Ne icon.png /ne/ Multinational Bowl 1 4-4 D Donald Trump Goal 14'
2x World War Champs Goal 37', 45', 70'
September 9, 2016 ARS icon.png /ARS/ Multinational Bowl 1 1-1 D Andrew Jackson Goal 9'
September 10, 2016 Tsab icon.png /tsab/ Multinational Bowl 1 1-5 L 2x World War Champs Goal 45+'
September 1, 2017 Pak icon.png /pak/ Multinational Bowl 2 1-2 L Andrew Jackson Goal 48'
September 3, 2017 Tsab icon.png /tsab/ Multinational Bowl 2 0-3 L
September 8, 2017 Iww icon.png /iww/ Multinational Bowl 2 1-2 L 2x World War Champs Goal 9'
August 24, 2018 Aus icon.png /aus/ Multinational Bowl 3 0-0 D
August 25, 2018 Ex-yu icon.png /ex-yu/ Multinational Bowl 3 0-3 L
August 31, 2018 Tsab icon.png /tsab/ Multinational Bowl 3 1-0 W 2x World War Champs Goal 41'
September 1, 2018 Fed icon.png /fed/ Multinational Bowl 3 4-1 W Michael Bay Goal 5'
Freedom Ain't free. :DD Goal 92'
2x World War Champs Goal 105'
Andrew Jackson Goal 118'
September 2, 2018 Mn icon.png /mn/ Multinational Bowl 3 3-1 W 2x World War Champs Goal 3'
Freedom Ain't free. :DD Goal 81'
Donald Trump Goal 87'
September 2, 2018 Pak icon.png /pak/ Multinational Bowl 3 0-1 L
September 2, 2018 Rome icon.png /rome/ Multinational Bowl 3 1-3 L 2x World War Champs Goal 11'
September 21, 2018 Gre icon.png /gre/ Multinational Bowl 4 1-5 L Freedom Ain't free. :DD Goal 77'
September 27, 2018 Hoenn icon.png /hoenn/ Multinational Bowl 4 1-3 L 2x World War Champs Goal 18'
September 29, 2018 Nk icon.png /nk/ Multinational Bowl 4 3-3 D The American Messi Goal 7'
Nuke 'em Goal 45'
Donald Trump Goal 86'

"Rivalries"

Some countries think they're better than us. They are wrong. Sometimes so wrong they don't exist anymore.

Also some traitors broke off from us one time before getting put back in their place, Michigan is a shithole, so is Vermont, and holy fucking shit dude /tsab/? That's not even a real country that's some lesbo anime shit how the fuck do we play them so goddamn much?

we may have lost to some of these teams, sometimes even multiple times, at the end of the day they still lose because they're not America

Exports

Everyone in America has Speeding Bullet and Fighting Spirit (Donald Trump AMF and captaincy fixed) (AATF hates freedom and only stopped bitching after I made the goalkeepers 77s)
Incredibly advanced aesthetics that europoors could only dream of
Go to our sections on these pages for later exports

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