Difference between revisions of "/pole/"

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/pole/

"Lepiej to już było."

/pole/ - Polish Politics

Founded

June 4th, 1989

Manager

Wojciech Jaruzelski

Owner

Wojskowe Służby Informacyjne

IRL manager

ArousedAnon

Team colors

HEX color

F50606
Messianic Polish Red

Top scorer

Night Shift, Polin (2)

Top assister

()

Captain

Polin

Website

/pole/ - Polish Politics

Nickname

Polacy robacy

Historic performance

1	0	2			3				33.33%
W	D	L			TOTAL				EFFICIENCY

GF	GA	GD
8	11	-3

Biggest win
TBD	0–0	TBD
Month Day, Year

Biggest defeat
TBD	0–0	TBD
Month Day, Year

First match
TBD	0–0	TBD
Month Day, Year

/pol/eague
Appearances	1 (First in /pol/eague 5)
Best result	12th, /pol/eague 5

Team music

Anthem	I Nikomu Nie Wolno Się z Tego Śmiać
Victory Anthem	Polska

Goal horn	Wolność Słowa
Korwin Mikke Goalhorn	Rurkowce
Night Shift Goalhorn	Lewy Czerwcowy
Testoviron Goalhorn	Jewish Disco
Dangerous Ideology/Julka Goalhorn	Ona jest Pedałem
Hooligan Goalhorn	Klatka
Ukrainian Immigrant Goalhorn	Sleep is for the Weak
Korwin MOTM Anthem	Korwin Krul

Kits

Introduction

There is a country in the middle of the Europe where magical things happen. Billions of money disappear in a blink of an eye, important witnesses in the political cases are hanging themselves while being kept in a highly surveilled cells, getting a permit for anything takes years to get, alcoholism is running rampant through the general population, but smoking a joint might get you in prison. One can give a lot more of many such cases, but the question is why? No need, let everyone who wish to, simply see the power of Poland in divegrass, and how /pole/ is the best!

DISCLAIMER: every aspect of this team is a satire and should not be taken seriously, manager does not hold any controversial views that might be presented during any of /pole/ matches.

Or does he? ;^)

Team Lineup

No.

Position

Player

89

	GK

The Round Table

54

	LB

Inflation

69

	CB

Dangerous Ideology

0

	CB

Angry Feminoid

4

	RB

Tusk

53

	DMF

EU Gibs

10

	CMF

The Twins

30

	AMF

Janusz Korwin Mikke

7

	AMF

Ukrainian Immigrant

65

	CF

Polin

92

	SS

Night Shift

No.

Position

Player

1

	GK

SKW

3

	CB

Coof Police

8

	CB

Polish Border Guard

6

	LB

Polish Death Camps

5

	LB

Private Emil

2

	RB

Hooligan

20

	RB

Testoviron

15

	DMF

Julka

14

	DMF

Jerzy Urban

57

	DMF

Oppressed Entrepreneur

40

	DMF

Local Priest

70

	SS

Zbigniew Stonoga

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+|general= yes
+|motto= "Lepiej to już było."
+|name= Polish Politics
+|
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+|date= June 4th, 1989
+|manager= Wojciech Jaruzelski
+|owner= Wojskowe Służby Informacyjne
+|irl= {{Anonymous|ArousedAnon}} <br>
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+|d= 0
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+|ga= 11
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+|altanthem1_title= Polska
+|altanthem1_what= Victory Anthem
+|a_title= I Nikomu Nie Wolno Się z Tego Śmiać
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+|gh_title= Wolność Słowa
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+|altgh5_title= Jewish Disco
+|altgh5_what= Testoviron Goalhorn
+|althorn7=youtube.com/watch?v=wBZEWB_MtZA
+|altgh7_title= Klatka
+|altgh7_what= Hooligan Goalhorn
+|althorn3= youtube.com/watch?v=15CehuWJXjM
+|altgh3_title= Rurkowce
+|altgh3_what= Korwin Mikke Goalhorn
+|althorn8= youtube.com/watch?v=VRj3LsX54ys
+|altgh8_title= Sleep is for the Weak
+|altgh8_what= Ukrainian Immigrant Goalhorn
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+|altgh4_title= Lewy Czerwcowy
+|altgh4_what= Night Shift Goalhorn
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+|altgh9_title= Korwin Krul
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+|altgh6_title= Ona jest Pedałem
+|altgh6_what= Dangerous Ideology/Julka Goalhorn
+}}
+==== Introduction ====
+There is a country in the middle of the Europe where magical things happen. Billions of money disappear in a blink of an eye, important witnesses in the political cases are hanging themselves while being kept in a highly surveilled cells, getting a permit for anything takes years to get,  alcoholism is running rampant through the general population, but smoking a joint might get you in prison. One can give a lot more of many such cases, but the question is why? No need, let everyone who wish to, simply see the power of Poland in divegrass, and how /pole/ is the best!
+'''''DISCLAIMER''''': every aspect of this team is a satire and should not be taken seriously, manager does not hold any controversial views that might be presented during any of /pole/ matches.
+Or does he? ;^)
 ==== Team Lineup ====
 {{sq start}}
 {{sq start player |no=89 |pos=GK|name={{tt|The Round Table| A slice for you, a slice for me...}}}}
-{{sq start player |no=54 |pos=CB|name={{tt|Balcerowicz| Nice industry you have there, would be a shme if something happened to it...}}}}
+{{sq start player |no=54 |pos=LB|name={{tt|Inflation| Over 5% and still going up! }}}}
-{{sq start player |no=69 |pos=CB|name= {{tt|Anna Grodzka/Krzysztof Bęgowski| First tranny parliment member, Poland YES!}}}}
+{{sq start player |no=69 |pos=CB|name= {{tt|Dangerous Ideology | They're coming after your children, just like your local priest ;^)}}}}
-{{sq start player |no=0 |pos=LB|name= {{tt|"A thick line"| No, we won't allow anyone from the previous system to be held responsible for his deeds}}}}
+{{sq start player |no=0 |pos=CB|name= {{tt|Angry Feminoid | OMG I JUST WANT TO KILL MY UNBORN BABY SO I WON'T HAVE TO PUT UP WITH CONSEQUENCES OF MY ACTIONS, WHY CAN'T YOU UNDERSTAND IT YOU FUCKING INCEL??!!!}}}}
 {{sq start player |no=4 |pos=RB|name= {{tt|Tusk| A professional honest politician}}}}
 {{sq start player |no=53 |pos=DMF |name= {{tt|EU Gibs| This player was funded by the EU Cohesion Fund
 }}}}
-{{sq start player |no=10 |pos= AMF|name= {{tt|The Twins| Our own Bogs, only one left}}}}
+{{sq silver player |no=10 |pos=CMF|name= {{tt|The Twins| Our own Bogs, only one left}}}}
-{{sq silver player |no=7 |pos=CMF|name= {{tt|Bolek| Winner of every SB-lotek lottery}}}}
+{{sq silver player |no=30 |pos=AMF|name= {{tt|Janusz Korwin Mikke|Ozjasz Goldberg}}}}
-{{sq silver player |no=30 |pos=CMF|name= {{tt|Janusz Korwin Mikke|Ozjasz Goldberg}}}}
+{{sq silver player |no=7 |pos=AMF|name= {{tt|Ukrainian Immigrant| Ahh... so THIS is how West was feeling first time Poles migrated en masse, I get it now...}}}}
 {{sq gold player |no=65 |pos=CF|name= {{tt|Polin|אין כמו בבית}}}}{{Captain}}
 {{sq gold player |no=92 |pos=SS|name= {{tt|Night Shift|The truth is... game was rigged from the start}}}}
 {{sq mid}}
 {{sq player |no=1 |pos=GK |name= {{tt|SKW|Polish branch of Mossad}}}}
-{{sq player |no=3 |pos=CB |name={{tt| Muppet Sejm| Now those were the memes...}}}}
+{{sq player |no=3 |pos=CB |name={{tt| Coof Police| Imagine catching actual criminals...}}}}
-{{sq player |no=8 |pos=CB |name= {{tt|Roman Giertych| He's a big guy}}}}
+{{sq player |no=8 |pos=CB |name= {{tt|Polish Border Guard| Ha ha water cannon go brrrrr}}}}
-{{sq player |no=5 |pos=LB|name= {{tt|Bronek| Everyone can become a president, not everyone should}}}}
+{{sq player |no=6 |pos=LB|name= {{tt|Polish Death Camps| What do you mean they had German speaking staff?!}}}}
-{{sq player |no=15 |pos=LB |name= {{tt|Big City Smartie| Soyboy meets liberal meets unemployed millenial with shitty degree, what can go wrong?}}}}
+{{sq player |no=5 |pos=LB|name= {{tt| Private Emil | The absolute fucking state of polish army}}}}
-{{sq player |no=6 |pos=RB|name= {{tt|Polish Death Camps| What do you mean they had German speaking staff?!}}}}
+{{sq player |no=2 |pos=RB|name={{tt|Hooligan| All our hooligan effort to you, beloved homeland!}}}}
-{{sq player |no=20 |pos=AMF |name= {{tt|Testoviron| First of the Prophets, he bestowed the Truth and the Light upon many}}}}
+{{sq player |no=20 |pos=RB |name= {{tt|Testoviron| First of the Prophets, he bestowed the Truth and the Light upon many}}}}
-{{sq player |no=2 |pos=RB|name={{tt|Hooligan| All our hooligan effort, to you, beloved homeland!
+{{sq player |no=15 |pos=DMF |name= {{tt|Julka| Your expert from Twitter about everything, gender pronounce to be exact.}}}}
-}}}}
+{{sq player |no=14 |pos=DMF |name= {{tt|Jerzy Urban| Journalist, government spokesperson, statesman}}}}
-{{sq player |no=57 |pos=DMF|name={{tt|Andrzej Lepper| Balcerowicz must go!}}}}
+{{sq player |no=57 |pos=DMF|name={{tt|Oppressed Entrepreneur | What are you bitching out there about, you bourgeois?}}}}
-{{sq player |no=40 |pos=DMF|name={{tt|Kwachu| Alcoholic president, proud to be Nation's leader}}}}
+{{sq player |no=40 |pos=DMF|name={{tt|Local Priest| Hello, children!}}}}
 {{sq player |no=70 |pos=SS |name= {{tt|Zbigniew Stonoga| Second of the Prophets, summarized the nation in honest words of drunken rant}}}}
 {{sq end}}
+{{Navbox /pol/eague}}

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