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|style="background:#C3D69B;" align="center"|{{Position|GK}} | |style="background:#C3D69B;" align="center"|{{Position|GK}} | ||
|style="background:#C3D69B;" align="center"|'''{{greentext|no 110% speed}}''' | |style="background:#C3D69B;" align="center"|'''{{greentext|no 110% speed}}''' | ||
|style="background:#C3D69B;" align="center"|[[File: | |style="background:#C3D69B;" align="center"|[[File:pyramid.png|x200px]] | ||
|style="background:#C3D69B;" align="center"| | |style="background:#C3D69B;" align="center"|BUILD FASTER, DAMN YOU! | ||
|style="background:#C3D69B;" align="center"|''' | |style="background:#C3D69B;" align="center"|'''2''' | ||
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|align="center"|{{Position|GK}} | |align="center"|{{Position|GK}} | ||
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|align="center"|[[File:Power_liches.jpg|x200px]] | |align="center"|[[File:Power_liches.jpg|x200px]] | ||
|align="center"|The Cloak of the Undead King is fun and balanced. | |align="center"|The Cloak of the Undead King is fun and balanced. | ||
|align="center"|''' | |align="center"|'''700''' | ||
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<h3>Defence</h3> | <h3>Defence</h3> | ||
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|width="1%" style="background:#DD0000;color:#FFFFFF" align="center"|'''Number''' | |width="1%" style="background:#DD0000;color:#FFFFFF" align="center"|'''Number''' | ||
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|style="background:#C3D69B;" align="center"|{{Position| | |style="background:#C3D69B;" align="center"|{{Position|LB}} | ||
|style="background:#C3D69B;" align="center"|''' | |style="background:#C3D69B;" align="center"|'''YOU MUST CONSTRUCT ADDITIONAL PYLONS''' | ||
|style="background:#C3D69B;" align="center"|[[File: | |style="background:#C3D69B;" align="center"|[[File:Pylon.jpg|x200px]] | ||
|style="background:#C3D69B;" align="center"| | |style="background:#C3D69B;" align="center"|You require more minerals. You require more Vespene gas. | ||
|style="background:#C3D69B;" align="center"|''' | |style="background:#C3D69B;" align="center"|'''22''' | ||
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|style="background:#C3D69B;" align="center"|{{Position|CB}} | |style="background:#C3D69B;" align="center"|{{Position|CB}} | ||
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|style="background:#C3D69B;" align="center"|Look! Rhinos! RRRRRRHHHHIIIIIIINNNNNOOOSSSSS! Our enemies hide in METAL BAWKSES, DA KOWARDZ! TEH FEWLZ!! We...(asthma) We should take away their METAL BAWKSES! | |style="background:#C3D69B;" align="center"|Look! Rhinos! RRRRRRHHHHIIIIIIINNNNNOOOSSSSS! Our enemies hide in METAL BAWKSES, DA KOWARDZ! TEH FEWLZ!! We...(asthma) We should take away their METAL BAWKSES! | ||
|style="background:#C3D69B;" align="center"|'''5''' | |style="background:#C3D69B;" align="center"|'''5''' | ||
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|style="background:#C3D69B;" align="center"|{{Position|CB}} | |||
|style="background:#C3D69B;" align="center"|'''Doomstacks''' | |||
|style="background:#C3D69B;" align="center"|[[File:Doomstack.png|200px]] | |||
|style="background:#C3D69B;" align="center"|Fucking over your small armies since 1991 | |||
|style="background:#C3D69B;" align="center"|'''99''' | |||
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|style="background:#C3D69B;" align="center"|{{Position|RB}} | |style="background:#C3D69B;" align="center"|{{Position|RB}} | ||
|style="background:#C3D69B;" align="center"|''' | |style="background:#C3D69B;" align="center"|'''Tall/Wide''' | ||
|style="background:#C3D69B;" align="center"|[[File: | |style="background:#C3D69B;" align="center"|[[File:Tallwide.png|x200px]] | ||
|style="background:#C3D69B;" align="center"| | |style="background:#C3D69B;" align="center"|Two vastly different approaches, offering unparalleled midfield flexibility. | ||
|style="background:#C3D69B;" align="center"|''' | |style="background:#C3D69B;" align="center"|'''17''' | ||
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| | |align="center"|{{Position|RB}} | ||
| | |align="center"|'''El Presidente''' | ||
| | |align="center"|[[File:El_presidente.jpg|x200px]] | ||
| | |align="center"|No ball could possibly get past El Presidente's watchful eyes. Any questions? | ||
| | |align="center"|'''19''' | ||
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|align="center"|{{Position|RB}} | |||
|align="center"|'''THERMAL SIGNATURE DETECTED''' | |||
|align="center"|[[File:Thermal Signature.png|x200px]] | |||
|align="center"|Sound General Quarters! | |||
|align="center"|'''23''' | |||
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|align="center"|{{Position| | |align="center"|{{Position|LB}} | ||
|align="center"|''' | |align="center"|'''Artificial """Intelligence"""''' | ||
|align="center"|[[File: | |align="center"|[[File:Dragoonai.gif]] | ||
|align="center"| | |align="center"|Almost ubiquitous. The AI is for comp stomps; challenge is found against players. | ||
|align="center"|'''13''' | |align="center"|'''13''' | ||
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|align="center"|{{Position| | |align="center"|{{Position|LB}} | ||
|align="center"|''' | |align="center"|'''ZERG RUSH KEKEKEKE''' | ||
|align="center"|[[File: | |align="center"|[[File:Carbot_ling.jpg|x200px]] | ||
|align="center"| | |align="center"|Whether it's the original six 'ling rush, a newfag's 12-pool or another form of all-out early aggression entirely, the violence has escalated and that's okay. | ||
|align="center"|''' | |align="center"|'''21''' | ||
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|align="center"|{{Position|CB}} | |align="center"|{{Position|CB}} | ||
|align="center"|''' | |align="center"|'''KSATRIYA KHADGACARMADHARAS''' | ||
|align="center"|[[File: | |align="center"|[[File:DHI.png]] | ||
|align="center"| | |align="center"|{{greentext|He hasn't memorized the names of all 549 Europa Barbarorum units}} | ||
|align="center"|''' | |align="center"|'''11''' | ||
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|align="center"|{{Position|CB}} | |align="center"|{{Position|CB}} | ||
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|align="center"|[[File:Horatio.jpeg|x200px]] | |align="center"|[[File:Horatio.jpeg|x200px]] | ||
|align="center"|All will be as Horatio. There is no room for the aesthetically-challenged.<br>Currently in litigation with 4CC administration over the legality of a 23-Horatio team. | |align="center"|All will be as Horatio. There is no room for the aesthetically-challenged.<br>Currently in litigation with 4CC administration over the legality of a 23-Horatio team. | ||
|align="center"|''' | |align="center"|'''22''' | ||
|} | |} | ||
<h3>Midfield</h3> | <h3>Midfield</h3> | ||
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|width="1%" style="background:#DD0000;color:#FFFFFF" align="center"|'''Number''' | |width="1%" style="background:#DD0000;color:#FFFFFF" align="center"|'''Number''' | ||
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|style="background:#C3D69B;" align="center"|{{Position| | |||
|style="background:#C3D69B;" align="center"|''' | |- | ||
|style="background:#C3D69B;" align="center"|[[File: | |style="background:#C3D69B;" align="center"|{{Position|DMF}} | ||
|style="background:#C3D69B;" align="center"| | |style="background:#C3D69B;" align="center"|'''Karl Franz''' | ||
|style="background:#C3D69B;" align="center"|''' | |style="background:#C3D69B;" align="center"|[[File:Smug_franz.jpg|x200px]] | ||
|style="background:#C3D69B;" align="center"|Somehow, the (Prince and) Emperor, returned. He also immediately got a red card and had to sit out a game. | |||
|style="background:#C3D69B;" align="center"|'''18''' | |||
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|style="background:#C3D69B;" align="center"|{{Position|CMF}} | |style="background:#C3D69B;" align="center"|{{Position|CMF}} | ||
|style="background:#C3D69B;" align="center"|''' | |style="background:#C3D69B;" align="center"|'''King Harlaus''' | ||
|style="background:#C3D69B;" align="center"|[[File: | |style="background:#C3D69B;" align="center"|[[File:Harlaus.png|200px]] | ||
|style="background:#C3D69B;" align="center"| | |style="background:#C3D69B;" align="center"|Bannerlord might be mediore as fuck but King Harlaus cares not for that, he'll make sure /vst/ gets its butter no matter what the cost | ||
|style="background:#C3D69B;" align="center"|''' | |style="background:#C3D69B;" align="center"|'''1''' | ||
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| | |align="center"|{{Position|DMF}} | ||
| | |align="center"|'''Is It Done Yuri?''' | ||
| | |align="center"|[[File:Yuri portrait.png|200px]] | ||
| | |align="center"|No, Comrade Premier. It has only begun | ||
| | |align="center"|'''0''' | ||
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| | |align="center"|{{Position|DMF}} | ||
| | |align="center"|'''>SRPGs''' | ||
| | |align="center"|[[File:SRPGs.jpg|x200px]] | ||
| | |align="center"|For all the SRPGs that aren’t XCOM. Enjoy the mystery gacha player that encompasses everything from Fire Emblem to Super Robot Wars | ||
| | |align="center"|'''420''' | ||
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|align="center"|{{Position| | |align="center"|{{Position|DMF}} | ||
|align="center"|''' | |align="center"|'''ABIBA TOOT''' | ||
|align="center"|[[File: | |align="center"|[[File:Abiba_toot.jpg|x200px]] | ||
|align="center"| | |align="center"|This is war. | ||
|align="center"|''' | |align="center"|'''14''' | ||
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|align="center"|{{Position|CMF}} | |align="center"|{{Position|CMF}} | ||
|align="center"|''' | |align="center"|'''"{{greentext|99% chance to hit}}"''' | ||
|align="center"|[[File: | |align="center"|[[File:The_99_percent.png|x200px]] | ||
|align="center"| | |align="center"|Surely nuCOM would never lie to you about probabilities. | ||
|align="center"|''' | |align="center"|'''99''' | ||
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|align="center"|{{Position|CMF}} | |align="center"|{{Position|CMF}} | ||
|align="center"|''' | |align="center"|'''"Glad you could bake it, $BOARD."''' | ||
|align="center"|[[File:Bake_it.jpg|x200px]] | |||
|align="center"|This entire cup must be reset. | |||
|align="center"|'''20''' | |||
|align="center"|[[File: | |||
|align="center"| | |||
|align="center"|''' | |||
|} | |} | ||
<h3>Attack</h3> | <h3>Attack</h3> | ||
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|width="1%" style="background:#DD0000;color:#FFFFFF" align="center"|'''Number''' | |width="1%" style="background:#DD0000;color:#FFFFFF" align="center"|'''Number''' | ||
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|style="background:#EDDA74;" align="center"|{{Position| | |style="background:#EDDA74;" align="center"|{{Position|AMF}} | ||
|style="background:#EDDA74;" align="center"|'''Nuclear Gandhi''' | |style="background:#EDDA74;" align="center"|'''Nuclear Gandhi''' | ||
|style="background:#EDDA74;" align="center"|[[File:Nukedhi.jpg|x200px]] | |style="background:#EDDA74;" align="center"|[[File:Nukedhi.jpg|x200px]] | ||
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|style="background:#EDDA74;" align="center"|'''11''' | |style="background:#EDDA74;" align="center"|'''11''' | ||
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|style="background:#C0C0C0;" align="center"|{{Position|SS}} | |||
|style="background:#C0C0C0;" align="center"|'''Wololo''' | |||
|style="background:#C0C0C0;" align="center"|[[File:Wololo.gif|x200px]] | |||
|style="background:#C0C0C0;" align="center"|WTF I love /vst/ now | |||
|style="background:#C0C0C0;" align="center"|'''9''' | |||
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|style="background:#C0C0C0;" align="center"|{{Position|SS}} | |||
|style="background:#C0C0C0;" align="center"|'''Willy the Waggler''' | |||
|style="background:#C0C0C0;" align="center"|[[File:Willy waggler dance.gif|x200px]] | |||
|style="background:#C0C0C0;" align="center"|https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z8e20Wf15WY | |||
|style="background:#C0C0C0;" align="center"|'''70''' | |||
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|style="background:#EDDA74;" align="center"|{{Position|CF}}{{Captain}} | |||
|style="background:#EDDA74;" align="center"|'''KANE LIVES''' | |||
|style="background:#EDDA74;" align="center"|[[File:Kane_lives.jpg|x200px]] | |||
|style="background:#EDDA74;" align="center"|The captain and Time's Man of the Year,<br>KANE<br>LIVES<br>IN<br>DEATH | |||
|style="background:#EDDA74;" align="center"|'''12''' | |||
|} | |} | ||
==The Memorial== | ==The Memorial== | ||
{|{{Prettytable}} | |||
|- | |||
|width="1%" style="background:#DD0000;color:#FFFFFF" align="center"|'''Position''' | |||
|width="15%" style="background:#153FFF;color:#FFFFFF" align="center"|'''Name''' | |||
|width="1%" style="background:#DD0000;color:#FFFFFF" align="center"|'''Picture''' | |||
|width="40%" style="background:#153FFF;color:#FFFFFF" align="center"|'''Description''' | |||
|width="1%" style="background:#DD0000;color:#FFFFFF" align="center"|'''Number''' | |||
|- | |||
|align="center"|{{Position|CB}} | |||
|align="center"|'''Nuclear Launch Detected''' | |||
|align="center"|[[File:Nukespam.jpg|x200px]] | |||
|align="center"|Deactivated after repeatedly mistaking Gandhi's goals for hostile launches. | |||
|align="center"|'''14''' | |||
|- | |||
|align="center"|{{Position|CB}} | |||
|align="center"|'''Giant Pile of DLC''' | |||
|align="center"|[[File:Paradlc.png|x200px]] | |||
|align="center"|Discontinued due to budget restraints because of the every increasing amount of DLC | |||
|align="center"|'''4''' | |||
|- | |||
|align="center"|{{Position|CB}} | |||
|align="center"|'''Erika''' | |||
|align="center"|[[File:CoH2 Panzer IV.png|x200px]] | |||
|align="center"|Due to all spare parts being used in fighting in Eastern Europe she was retired and was placed in the middle of the Volkshalle for her service. Her crew awarded with Knight’s Cross with Oak Leaves for their service. | |||
|align="center"|'''20''' | |||
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|align="center"|{{Position|CB}} | |||
|align="center"|'''“WE WUZ PHAROAHS”''' | |||
|align="center"|[[File:Kangz-6.jpg.png|200px]] | |||
|align="center"|Returned to Eygpt after poor game sales, dlc to add Total War TROY as a playable section is in the works | |||
|align="center"|'''69''' | |||
|- | |||
|align="center"|{{Position|CB}} | |||
|align="center"|'''Is PES a Strategy Game?''' | |||
|align="center"|[[File:Pesychological_Horror.png|x200px]] | |||
|align="center"|Due to Football Manager being on topic, the answer is yes and thus the player was deemed unnecessary | |||
|align="center"|'''13''' | |||
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|align="center"|{{Position|CB}} | |||
|align="center"|''''Ooligan''' | |||
|align="center"|[[File:Ooligan.png|x200px]] | |||
|align="center"|Retired to go back rooting for /vst/ in the stand | |||
|align="center"|'''8''' | |||
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|align="center"|{{Position|CB}} | |||
|align="center"|''''ZSINJ''' | |||
|align="center"|[[File:Zsinj.png|x200px]] | |||
|align="center"|Killed by rebel scum when trying to recalim the empire, Rest in peace sweet prince | |||
|align="center"|'''11''' | |||
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|align="center"|{{Position|CMF}} | |||
|align="center"|'''WHEN THE WORK RESULT WAS GOOD''' | |||
|align="center"|[[File:Silent_orchestra.png|x200px]] | |||
|align="center"|Abnormality contained and sent off to /vg/ for elimination | |||
|align="center"|'''22''' | |||
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|align="center"|{{Position|CMF}} | |||
|align="center"|'''King Gedivilas of Chadtuania''' | |||
|align="center"|[[File:Gedivilas.png|x200px]] | |||
|align="center"|Retired after his stint on the team to obtain more wife's by pillaging and piracy from unsuspecting anons | |||
|align="center"|'''15''' | |||
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[[Category:Official team rosters|vst]] | [[Category:Official team rosters|vst]] |
Latest revision as of 14:57, 24 March 2025
Current Roster
Sub | Starter | Silver | Gold |
Goalkeepers
Position | Name | Picture | Description | Number | ||
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>no 110% speed | ![]() |
BUILD FASTER, DAMN YOU! | 2 | ||
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Good luck! I'm behind 7000 Powerliches | ![]() |
The Cloak of the Undead King is fun and balanced. | 700 |
Defence
Midfield
Position | Name | Picture | Description | Number | ||
|
Karl Franz | ![]() |
Somehow, the (Prince and) Emperor, returned. He also immediately got a red card and had to sit out a game. | 18 | ||
|
King Harlaus | ![]() |
Bannerlord might be mediore as fuck but King Harlaus cares not for that, he'll make sure /vst/ gets its butter no matter what the cost | 1 | ||
|
Is It Done Yuri? | ![]() |
No, Comrade Premier. It has only begun | 0 | ||
|
>SRPGs | ![]() |
For all the SRPGs that aren’t XCOM. Enjoy the mystery gacha player that encompasses everything from Fire Emblem to Super Robot Wars | 420 | ||
|
ABIBA TOOT | ![]() |
This is war. | 14 | ||
|
">99% chance to hit" | ![]() |
Surely nuCOM would never lie to you about probabilities. | 99 | ||
|
"Glad you could bake it, $BOARD." | ![]() |
This entire cup must be reset. | 20
|
Attack
Position | Name | Picture | Description | Number | ||
|
Nuclear Gandhi | ![]() |
Having reduced every other civilisation to radioactive dust, Gandhi has stepped back from national leadership to nuke the back of the net. | 11 | ||
|
Wololo | ![]() |
WTF I love /vst/ now | 9 | ||
|
Willy the Waggler | ![]() |
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z8e20Wf15WY | 70 | ||
|
KANE LIVES | ![]() |
The captain and Time's Man of the Year, KANE LIVES IN DEATH |
12 |
The Memorial
Position | Name | Picture | Description | Number | ||
|
Nuclear Launch Detected | ![]() |
Deactivated after repeatedly mistaking Gandhi's goals for hostile launches. | 14 | ||
|
Giant Pile of DLC | ![]() |
Discontinued due to budget restraints because of the every increasing amount of DLC | 4 | ||
|
Erika | ![]() |
Due to all spare parts being used in fighting in Eastern Europe she was retired and was placed in the middle of the Volkshalle for her service. Her crew awarded with Knight’s Cross with Oak Leaves for their service. | 20 | ||
|
“WE WUZ PHAROAHS” | ![]() |
Returned to Eygpt after poor game sales, dlc to add Total War TROY as a playable section is in the works | 69 | ||
|
Is PES a Strategy Game? | ![]() |
Due to Football Manager being on topic, the answer is yes and thus the player was deemed unnecessary | 13 | ||
|
'Ooligan | ![]() |
Retired to go back rooting for /vst/ in the stand | 8 | ||
|
'ZSINJ | ![]() |
Killed by rebel scum when trying to recalim the empire, Rest in peace sweet prince | 11 | ||
|
WHEN THE WORK RESULT WAS GOOD | ![]() |
Abnormality contained and sent off to /vg/ for elimination | 22 | ||
|
King Gedivilas of Chadtuania | ![]() |
Retired after his stint on the team to obtain more wife's by pillaging and piracy from unsuspecting anons | 15 |