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== Games ==
{| class="wikitable" width=70%
|-
!style="background:#000000;color:#559400" width=19%| Competition
!style="background:#000000;color:#559400" width=10%| Round
!style="background:#000000;color:#559400" width=10%| Opponent
!style="background:#000000;color:#559400" width=6%| Result
!style="background:#000000;color:#559400" width=21%| Scorers
!style="background:#000000;color:#559400" width=7%| Video
!style="background:#000000;color:#559400" width=7%| Date
|-bgcolor="FFFFCC"
| style="background:#adff2f" rowspan="6" align=center|[[File:Dbc5logo.png|135px|link=Divegrass Before Christmas 5: Christmas on Easter Island]]<br>[[Divegrass Before Christmas 5: Christmas on Easter Island]]
| style="background:#CCFFCC" rowspan="3" align=center|[[Divegrass Before Christmas 5: Christmas on Easter Island#Group_A|Group Stage]]
| align=center|{{team away|ytp}}
| align=center|[[Divegrass Before Christmas 5: Christmas on Easter Island|2-2 D]]
|<small> *tink tink tink*{{goal|8}}<br> AHEM!{{goal|22}}
| align=center| [https://implying.fun/video/dbc5/2024-12-06/2/?t=38:17.0 >Fun]
| align=center| 6 December 2024
|-bgcolor="FFCCCC"
| align=center|{{team away|retardy}}
| align=center|[[Divegrass Before Christmas 5: Christmas on Easter Island|{{tt|2-6 L|Retardy Rules}}]]
|<small>*tink tink tink*{{goal|55}}<br>AHEM!{{goal|59}}
| align=center| [https://implying.fun/video/dbc5/2024-12-08/2/?t=2:55:34.0 >Fun]
| align=center| 8 December 2024
|-bgcolor="CCFFCC"
| align=center|{{team away|🗿}}
| align=center|[[Divegrass Before Christmas 5: Christmas on Easter Island|2-0 W]]
|<small>tink tink tink* {{goal|40}}<br>Who allowed this nigger in here? {{goal|51}}
| align=center| [https://implying.fun/video/dbc5/2024-12-11/?t=43:14.0 >Fun]
| align=center| 11 December 2024
|-bgcolor="CCFFCC"
| style="background:#CCFFCC" rowspan="1" align=center|[[Divegrass Before Christmas 5: Christmas on Easter Island#Play offs|Play offs]]
| align=center|{{team away|skynetFC}}
| align=center|[[Divegrass_Before_Christmas_5:_Christmas_on_Easter_Island#Play_offs|3-0 W]]
|<small>*tink tink tink*{{goal|5}}<br>AHEM!{{goal|14}}<br>Jannies tongue my anus{{goal|50}}
| align=center| [https://implying.fun/video/dbc5/2024-12-13/?t=3:36:50.0 >Fun]
| align=center| 13 December 2024
|-bgcolor="CCFFCC"
| style="background:#CCFFCC" rowspan="1" align=center|[[Divegrass Before Christmas 5: Christmas on Easter Island#Round of 16|Round of 16]]
| align=center|{{team away|madness}}
| align=center|[[Divegrass_Before_Christmas_5:_Christmas_on_Easter_Island#Round_of_16|4-4 W <br>(5-6)]]
|<small>{{goal|4||43}} Ahem!<br>{{goal|20}} *tink tink tink*<br>{{goal|45+4}} Oh for goodness sake jaaaanny!!!
| align=center| [https://implying.fun/video/dbc5/2024-12-14/2/?t=3:47:48.0 >Fun]
| align=center| 14 December 2024
|-bgcolor="FFCCCC"
| style="background:#FFCCCC" rowspan="1" align=center|[[Divegrass Before Christmas 5: Christmas on Easter Island#Quarter Finals|Quarter Finals]]
| align=center|{{team away|暁Records}}
| align=center|[[Divegrass_Before_Christmas_5:_Christmas_on_Easter_Island#Quarter_Finals|3-3 L <br>(5-6)]]
|<small>I have a very important announcement to make {{goal|?}}<br>Ahem! {{goal|?}}<br>*tink tink tink* {{goal|?}}
| align=center| [ >Fun]
| align=center| 15 December 2024
|}
== Music ==
{| class="wikitable"
! Song !! Artist !! Link !! Used for
|-
|Duck Tales - Niggerz Bop Lyrics || Anon || [https://files.catbox.moe/2zgtud.mp3 Catbox] ||Group Stage anthemn
|-
| Stand Up And Be Counted || The White Riders || [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X_D9hMJ4-6E Youtube] || Knockouts Anthem
|-
| 109 Times || Anon || [https://files.catbox.moe/sqhqme.mp3 Catbox] || Goalhorn
|-
| Kill all the gays and the faggots || Mike David || [https://archive.org/details/killallthegaysandthefaggots451904565 Archive.org] [https://odysee.com/@TheRealMcNeal:6/Mike-David---Kill-All-The-Gays-And-The-Faggots:f Odysee] || Goalhorn
|-
| Nigger || Reformed Stoic || [https://odysee.com/@JigabooRecords:3/nigger:8 Odysee] || Goalhorn
|-
| Nigger in the woods || KEEMSTAR || [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JxaUcjVIeCk Youtube] || Goalhorn
|-
| Nigger Nigger Nigger || Anon || [https://odysee.com/@Reichsgesetz:8/Nigger-Nigger-Nigger-(Weile-Weile-Waile-parody):d Odysee] || Goalhorn
|-
| Here comes the sneed || Baby Sneed || [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cEA-0R8cqxM Youtube] || Goalhorn
|-
| Village Sneedle Y.M.C.A || Anon || [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4L7vNmvacXI Youtube] || Group Stage Victory Anthem
|-
| Feed Seed Inc || Baby Sneed || [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=US13MSmbhK4 Youtube] || Knockouts Victory Anthem
|-
|}

Latest revision as of 00:53, 31 December 2024

/ahem/
FUCK [Insert Racial slur here]
Ahem logo.png
/ahem/ - ahem
Founded 14th January 2020
Owner Nate Higgers
IRL manager Ryperiour2 !!oczH3VqQg6N
Team colors
Chat color 559400
Smug Green
Top scorer Ahem! & *tink tink tink* (6)
Top assister N/A (N/A)
Captain Ahem!
Website /ahem/ - ahem
Nickname No nickname
Historic performance
W D L TOTAL EFFICIENCY
3 1 2 6 50%
GF GA GD
16 15 +1
Biggest win
/skynetFC/ SkynetFC icon.png 0–3 Ahem icon.png /ahem/
13 December 2024
Biggest defeat
/retardy/ Retardy icon.png 6–2 Ahem icon.png /ahem/
8 December 2024
First match
/ytp/ Ytp icon.png 2–2 Ahem icon.png /ahem/
6 December 2024
Team music
Anthem [// ]
Goal horn [// ]
Kits


Roster

No. Position Player
  GK
My announcement is...
  CB
Surely you jest. No one would do that for free.
  CB
More champagne, Janny!
  CB
Shut up nigger. OP's about to say something important.
  DMF
Janny, fetch my zippo
  CMF
Who allowed this nigger in here?
  CMF
OH FOR GOODNESS SAKE -- JAAAANNY!!!
  AMF
Jannies tongue my anus
  SS
I have a VERY important announcement to make.
  SS
AHEM!
  CF
*tink tink tink*
No. Position Player
  GK
somebody delete this thread. he's just going to say something racist.
  CB
FUCK JANNIES
  CB
FUCK NIGGERS
  CB
FUCK KIKES
  CB
FUCK SPICS
  CB
FUCK FEDS
  DMF
FUCK CHINKS
  DMF
FUCK FAGGOTS
  DMF
FUCK TRANNIES
  CMF
FUCK WOGS
  CMF
FUCK DYKES
  CMF
HEIL HITLER

Games

Competition Round Opponent Result Scorers Video Date
Dbc5logo.png
Divegrass Before Christmas 5: Christmas on Easter Island 		Group Stage Ytp icon.png /ytp/ 2-2 D *tink tink tink*Goal 8'
AHEM!Goal 22' 		>Fun 6 December 2024
Retardy icon.png /retardy/ 2-6 L *tink tink tink*Goal 55'
AHEM!Goal 59' 		>Fun 8 December 2024
🗿 icon.png /🗿/ 2-0 W tink tink tink* Goal 40'
Who allowed this nigger in here? Goal 51' 		>Fun 11 December 2024
Play offs SkynetFC icon.png /skynetFC/ 3-0 W *tink tink tink*Goal 5'
AHEM!Goal 14'
Jannies tongue my anusGoal 50' 		>Fun 13 December 2024
Round of 16 Madness icon.png /madness/ 4-4 W
(5-6) 		Goal 4', 43' Ahem!
Goal 20' *tink tink tink*
Goal 45+4' Oh for goodness sake jaaaanny!!! 		>Fun 14 December 2024
Quarter Finals 暁Records icon.png /暁Records/ 3-3 L
(5-6) 		I have a very important announcement to make Goal ?'
Ahem! Goal ?'
*tink tink tink* Goal ?' 		[ >Fun] 15 December 2024

Music

Song Artist Link Used for
Duck Tales - Niggerz Bop Lyrics Anon Catbox Group Stage anthemn
Stand Up And Be Counted The White Riders Youtube Knockouts Anthem
109 Times Anon Catbox Goalhorn
Kill all the gays and the faggots Mike David Archive.org Odysee Goalhorn
Nigger Reformed Stoic Odysee Goalhorn
Nigger in the woods KEEMSTAR Youtube Goalhorn
Nigger Nigger Nigger Anon Odysee Goalhorn
Here comes the sneed Baby Sneed Youtube Goalhorn
Village Sneedle Y.M.C.A Anon Youtube Group Stage Victory Anthem
Feed Seed Inc Baby Sneed Youtube Knockouts Victory Anthem
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