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'''[s4s]''' (stylized '''/s4s/''' for cup play) is a virtual professional football team representing the Shit 4chan Says board on 4chan. [s4s], as a board, was originally thought to be an April Fools' joke, but is now home to some of the D A N K E S T  M E M E S and best GETs on all of 4chan. The team's cup history is long and winding, with [s4s] having played in every level of the cup, ranging from the [[2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Qualifiers|first ever Babby Cup Qualifiers]] to [[Elite (competition level)|the Elite level of play]]. [s4s]'s most recent cup performance was a 7th-place finish in the [[2016 4chan Winter Cup]], and as such will be participating in the [[2016 4chan Summer Cup]]. '''GET HYP!'''
<small>'''For when we win the cup:''' https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SJeTGs92UKU</small><br>
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|first_date= 12 July 2013
|first_date= 12 July 2013
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'''[s4s]''' (stylized '''/s4s/''' for cup play) is a virtual professional football team representing the '''Shit 4chan Says''' board on 4chan. [s4s] was, as a board, originally thought to be an April Fools' joke. However, it was made a permanent fixture on the site by {{tt|Moot|who?}}, and is now home to some of the D A N K E S T  M E M E S and best GETs on all of 4chan. The team itself has also challenged these labels, both on and off the divegrass pitch.
The team's history is long and winding, with [s4s] having played in every level of the Cup, ranging from the [[2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Qualifiers|first ever Babby Cup Qualifiers]] to [[Elite (competition level)|the Elite level of play]]. [s4s] just won their first ever cupe in the [[2021 4chan World Cup]] LOLE!!!
[https://discord.gg/vRU8Pme this is nice team discord]


== Roster ==
== Roster ==
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{{sq start player |no= |pos=CB |name=Donut Man}}
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{{sq start player |no= |pos=CB |name=Dubs}}
{{sq start player |no=33 |pos={{NewPosition|CB|type=3}} |name=Swaglord}}
{{sq start player |no= |pos=CMF |name=Awoo~}}
{{sq start player |no=66 |pos={{NewPosition|LB|type=3}} |name=I FAILED LIFE LOLE}}
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{{sq start player |no=8 |pos={{NewPosition|RB|type=3}} |name=Spikeman}}
{{sq silver player |no= |pos=AMF |name=Nice Grill}}
{{sq start player |no=55 |pos={{NewPosition|DMF|type=3}} |name=le millenom girl}}
{{sq silver player |no= |pos=SS |name=Topkek}}
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{{sq gold player |no= |pos=SS |name=[s4s]-Tan}}
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{{sq player |no=155 |pos={{NewPosition|CB|type=3}}|name=BAVI}}
{{sq player |no= |pos=CB |name=Flowre}}
{{sq player |no=144 |pos={{NewPosition|CB|type=3}} |name=Ass}}
{{sq player |no= |pos=CB |name=Froge}}
{{sq player |no=99 |pos={{NewPosition|CB|type=3}} |name=Snek Court}}
{{sq player |no= |pos=CB |name=Doge}}
{{sq player |no=22 |pos={{NewPosition|CB|type=3}} |name=Flowre}}
{{sq player |no= |pos=CB |name=Youd Be Suprise}}
{{sq player |no=88 |pos={{NewPosition|LB|type=3}} |name=Dubs}}
{{sq player |no= |pos=CMF |name=Yee}}
{{sq player |no=9 |pos={{NewPosition|LB|type=3}} |name=:^)}}
{{sq player |no= |pos=CMF |name={{tt|BAVI|Birds Are Very Important}}}}
{{sq player |no=19 |pos={{NewPosition|RB|type=3}} |name=Yosho}}
{{sq player |no= |pos=CMF |name=Snek Court}}
{{sq player |no=65 |pos={{NewPosition|RB|type=3}} |name=bury smolhead}}
{{sq player |no= |pos=CMF |name=Shrek}}
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{{sq player |no=535 |pos={{NewPosition|DMF|type=3}} |name=ses}}
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===Winter 2016 Team Photo===
=== Team Photos ===
SOON B^) <br/>
<gallery>
 
File:S4steam14.png|The first [s4s] team photo, for the [[2014 4chan Summer Cup]].
'''To view the [s4s] team photo for the [[2015 4chan Winter Cup]], please click [[:File:s4steamphoto.png|here]].'''
File:s4steamphoto.png|The [s4s] team photo for the [[2015 4chan Winter Cup]].
 
File:S4steam17.png|The [s4s] team photo for the [[2017 4chan Winter Cup]].
== History ==
File:Summer_19_s4s.jpg|The [s4s] team photo for the [[2019 4chan Summer Cup]].
 
File:S4s2021teampic.png| The [s4s] team photo after winning the [[2021 4chan World Cup]]
=== Founding ===
</gallery>
[s4s] was founded on May 17th, 2013, being the fastest of the [[Provisional Teams|Provisionals]] to properly make a team, starting and finishing in less than a day. Due to cup regulations, however, the team could not compete in the upcoming Summer Cup, not allowing [s4s] to ''officially'' compete until the 2013 Summer Friendlies. The team was allowed to participate in [[DrBorisG's Friendlies|unofficial friendlies hosted by future Cup commissioner, DrBorisG.]]
 
=== Summer 2013 Friendlies===
[s4s]'s first official matches were played in the 2013 Summer Cup Friendlies, against fellow /b/ and fellow Provisional /gd/. The first match did not go as planned, with /gd/ dominating the entire match, and [s4s] only scoring a consolation goal late in the second half. They managed to win their second match ever, with the only goal of the match coming from then-Silver AMF Quads in the 22nd minute.
 
=== Autumn 2013 Friendlies ===
For the Autumn 2013 Friendlies, many roster changes were made to the roster, most notably in the net. New addition Doge took over longtime starting goalkeeper Refu's position and had his first game against [[/an/]]. Questionable tactics by still-new manager {{anonymous|DoubleNigger|!!WN64AbCpO6P}} allowed the defense to stay too far forward and allow two too many through-balls to get to Honeybadger, and [s4s] lost 2-0. Goalkeeper Doge managed to reedem himself after that performance, making a clutch penalty save against /fa/, stopping a sure goal that would have given them a 1-goal lead. Shrek scored the lone goal of the match and [s4s] held on to win, 1-0, going 1-0-1 for the second straight friendlies.
 
=== 2013 Autumn Babby Cup Qualifiers ===
Before [s4s]'s first official games, new height regulations brought down by the 4CCC forced [s4s] striker Shrek to lose his Speed Merchant card, as well as become a SS instead of a CF. However, it would soon be seen that these changes did not affect his ability to score goals. [s4s], as well as the other [[Provisional Teams|provisional teams]] and the worst-performing teams from the most recent Babby, were selected to compete in the first ever Babby Cup Qualifiers. [s4s] was drawn into Group B, along with fellow Provisional team /lgbt/, and poor performers /o/, /wsg/ and /3/. [s4s]'s first official tournament began on the right foot, as a Shrek brace, and a goal each for Patrick Bateman and Top Kek gave [s4s] a 4-2 victory over [[/o/]]. In the second game against [[/wsg/]], another Shrek brace gave [s4s] a two-goal lead that held firm until late in the match. A Duane goal in stoppage time cut the [s4s] lead to 1, but [s4s] was able to hang on for the win. In the 3rd game against /3/, Shrek scored yet another 2 goals and Bateman scored his second of the tournament, and [s4s] took the 3 points with a 3-0 victory. By this point [s4s] had already clinched promotion into the [[2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup]], but the final game, against also-advancing [[/lgbt/]] was still to be played. /lgbt/'s Alfred Kinsey opened the scoring with an 8th minute goal, but Shrek responded in the 65th minute to level the score. [s4s] pressed throughout the remaining 25 minutes, forcing /lgbt/ keeper The Closet to make 3 saves, but the final whistle blew before they could net a winner, ending the match in a 1-1 draw. Both [s4s] and /lgbt/ finished the Qualifiers with 10 points and 10 Goals Scored, however, [s4s] topped the group due to allowing a goal fewer than /lgbt/ and therefore having a better Goal Difference.
 
=== 2013 Autumn Babby Cup ===
[s4s]'s first ever Cup performance can be summarized in one word: Disappointing. In their first ever official tournament performance against /pol/, [s4s] started out with an early 1-0 lead - thanks to a 34th minute goal by Shrek - but allowed Jews to equalize 6 minutes later, and Stormfront scored with less than 10 minutes to go to give /pol/ the 2-1 victory. In the second group stage game, [s4s] barely managed to draw to a managerless /cgl/, with Shrek equalizing in the 65th minute, after /cgl/ player Kipi gave the Seagulls the lead in the 25th. In their final game, [s4s] needed a large enough win to overcome a negative goal difference, and a /pol/ victory against /cgl/ in order to advance to their first Elite Cup. After a double-brace performance by Shrek gave [s4s] a 2-goal lead into the second half, there was still a small fraction of hope left. Sadly, the last 23 minutes killed off all remaining hope, as Robot9001 finished off his own hat trick by leveling the score at 4-4 and dooming [s4s] to relegation. Even with an amazing 6-goal group stage performance by Shrek, [s4s] were relegated with a disappointing 2 points and -1 goal difference, and were once again playing in the Babby Cup Qualifiers.
 
=== 2014 Spring Babby Cup ===
[s4s] was originally slated to play in the [[2014 4chan Spring Babby Cup Qualifiers|the second installment of the Babby Cup Qualifiers]] along with a mix of 15 other teams. However, the tournament was cancelled, and [s4s] and the other competitors were granted entry to the same cup they were originally trying to qualify for. During the "offseason" between Winter and the draw, [s4s] gained a new manager under the name of {{anonymous|King Mango|!!U9PIX1Em/6k}}. [s4s] were the first team to be drawn into Group B and [[/o/]], [[/tv/]], [[/vr/]], and [[/hr/]] soon followed. [s4s] played their first game on matchday 3 against [[/o/]] and lost 2-1, with the team's lone goal coming from new gold striker [s4s]-Tan in the 90th minute. In their second group stage game against /tv/, Bateman and [s4s]-Tan put 3 goals in the back of the net, but /tv/'s Big Guy was simply too big, and the game finished as a 3-3 draw. In their third game against /vr/, a purple-conditioned Bateman scored in the 42nd minute to take the lead, and [s4s]'s defense managed to hold on with a little help from Trollpost, winning 1-0, and putting their destiny in their own hands for their final game against /hr/. On the final day of group play, [s4s] were 3rd in the group and needed a win to advance to the Round of 16 and their first [[Elite (competition level)|Elite cup]]. A goal by Bateman in the 13th minute gave [s4s] the lead early. But after {{greentext|1000x1000}} equalized for /hr/ 8 minutes into the second half, things looked bleak. All there was left to do was go All-Out Attack, and luckily, it didn't backfire, as a brilliantly-placed throughball from an out-of-position Shrek went directly to Bateman and he converted the opportunity easily, winning [s4s] the game 2-1, and sending them through to the knockouts and their first Elite cup. In the first ever randomized knockout stages, [s4s] drew /ic/. However, all other information on the match that occurred on the 26th of April, Two Thousand And Fourteen is permanently lost, and the match shall now be referred to as 'That Game'. After an amazing final-day surge to the top of the group, an utterly destroyed [s4s] was out of their first knockout stage performance.
 
=== 2014 4chan Summer Cup ===
{{tt|In what has been described as one of the most boring cups of all time|Thanks, DLC v1.12!}}, [s4s] was able to provide some of the most exciting matches. Despite /soc/'s manager at the time being seen as an autist who constantly tried to change the cup's format to his advantage, [s4s] got a 4-2 win over /soc/. With 11 total shots (10 on target), [s4s] looked surprisingly dominant in this match. /pol/, the champions of the previous season's Babby Cup, came into the next [s4s] match as a favorite, but a 2-2 draw - featuring a Cory Baxter backheel goal later voted as Goal of the Tournament - left them in a very dangerous spot in the battle to avoid relegation. After /soc/ and /pol/'s 0-0 thriller, [s4s] could relax since this result meant that only a blowout loss against /asp/ would eliminate them. The W/asp/s got a 2-1 win that left [s4s] in second place of the group. The round of 16 got [s4s] drawn against /x/. A mostly uneventful first half ended 0-0, but a goal by /x/ Silver The Grey 4 minutes into the second half gave /x/ the lead. [s4s] desperately pressed throughout the remaining 44 minutes for an equalizer. Leaving it late, [s4s]-Tan scored with a measly 9 minutes and stoppage separating [s4s] from elimination to level the score at 1-1. The match went to Extra Time, and after neither team scored in the extra 30 minutes, the match went to Penalty Kicks. However, a questionable decision was made in the kicking order, with goalkeeper Le Purple Palmtree Man selected to take the potentially deciding 5th kick. This decision proved to be [s4s]'s downfall, as LPPTM's effort was easily saved by /x/ keeper Urbex and sent [s4s] crashing out of their first Elite Cup knockout stage.
 
=== 2015 4chan Winter Cup ===
[s4s]'s 2015 started off on the right foot, with a 3-0 win over [[/m/]] that the /m/ Council will be calling bullshit about for years to come. They weren't done rolling yet, however, as the second game against familiar foes /x/ loomed over the horizon. A Dubs goal late in the first half gave the Keks the lead, and then the floodgates opened. Patrick Bateman scored an astounding 4 goals in 22 minutes in [s4s]'s path to a dominant 5-0 win, giving them the honor of the first team confirmed for knockouts and putting Bateman at the front of the race for Golden Boot, with four goals. The last game was the most anticipated, and [[/mlp/]] was playing for far more marbles than the already-confirmed [s4s]. An [s4s] win would give them the elusive title of "9 Point Master Race", and a win by /m/ in the following game would mean that whoever would be joining [s4s] in the knockouts would come down to goal difference. That never got to happen, however, as [s4s] couldn't maintain their early lead gained from a 3rd minute [s4s]-Tan goal, with /mlp/ equalizing in the 22nd minute, and that scoreline held until the final whistle. The fun was far from over, however, as now cup-favorite [s4s] went into the round of 16 to face /sci/. A familiar scoreline for [s4s] saw the game end 3-0 in their favor, with a fifth overall goal for Patrick Bateman and a brace for nonmedal striker D A N K M E M E S. This result meant a new milestone to [s4s]'s history: their best ever cup performance. Unfortunately, [s4s]'s luck seemed to run out in the final day of the Cup. Even though the former /tg/ manager TheDM rolled a measly 3 on his legendary D20, it proved enough, as a nail-biting first half ended 3-2 in /tg/'s favor, a score that would stand to the end, giving /tg/ the road to their first Elite Cup victory, and leaving [s4s] fifth in the tournament, and ninth in overall standings. [s4s] gracefully bowed out of the cup with its best 4chan Cup performance ever. With the end of [s4s]'s play in the Winter Cup also came the end of an era: longtime manager {{anonymous|DN}} retired after 22 months in charge, leaving {{anonymous|carmastrikes}} and {{anonymous|DescendingBear}} as co-managers.
 
=== 2015 4chan Summer Cup ===
[[File:FlowreRed.png|center|]]<br/>
<br>In '15, [[/gd/]] released this, [[2015_4chan_Summer_Cup_Group_C#.2Fgd.2F_v_.2Fs4s.2F|Fore-3]], their most accomplished game. I think their undisputed masterpiece is ">>>/r/ brace in 89' and 90+'", a brace so catchy, most people probably don't remember the Bateman hat trick. But they should, because it's not just about the pleasures of being PES'd, and the importance of paying off the Refs, it's also a personal statement about rigging itself. Hey, [s4s]! TRY GETTING INTO THE KNOCKOUTS NOW, YOU FUCKING STUPID BASTARDS! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!<br/>
 
==== Actual Summary ====
[s4s] was drawn into Group C along with [[/mu/]], [[/gd/]], and [[/sci/]]. The first game of [s4s]'s second Elite cup -- played against /mu/ -- was below the standards set by last cup's performance. /mu/ went up with a 23rd minute goal from MC Ride. However, a goal 20 minutes into the second half, as well as an amazing block by Youd Be Suprise on a through-on-goal MC Ride rescued a point for the [s4s]quatches. In their second game, things got off to a much better start. Courtesy of an [s4s]-Tan hat trick and a goal from Bateman, [s4s] obliterated a very weak /sci/ side 4-1. After the second day of play in Group C, [s4s] was second with 4 points, just behind /mu/ who also had 4, and ahead of /gd/ with 3 points, and an already-eliminated /sci/ with 0 points. This left [s4s] in a good position, with [[:File:Group C permutations.png|higher than a 75 perent chance of finishing above the relegation zone]]. Ahead of the final game against /gd/, [s4s] controlled their own destiny: Win or draw, and advance to the knockouts. Lose, however, and the team would be relegated. A back-and-forth first half ended 2-2, and the second half continued the theme. Questionable defending from /gd/ allowed Bateman to complete his hat trick and give [s4s] a 3-2 lead. That scoreline stayed the same until the 89th minute. A well-placed throughball allowed non-medal attacking midfielder >>>/r/ to tie the game for /gd/. This scoreline would have promoted [s4s], but during [s4s]'s goal concession time-out, a questionable substitution was made, one that would go down in cup history. Flowre, a non-medal centerback who had never played a single game for [s4s], was brought on. Directly after being brought on to the pitch, Flowre challenged /gd/ player Helvetica horribly. Flowre was immediately and deservedly sent off, leaving her all-time stats for [s4s] as follows: 1 minute played, 0 goals, 0 assists, 0 passes, 1 red card. /gd/ was able to take advantage of the space created after the sending off, and in the absolute dying moments of the match, >>>/r/ placed a brilliant ball just beyond the reach of goalkeeper Swaglord. An amazing game, one voted by the /4ccg/ as the most exciting game of all time, ended 4-3 in favor of /gd/ after a heart-breaking collapse in the final 3 minutes, and [s4s] was for the third time playing in the Babby tier of competition.
 
=== 2015 4chan Autumn Babby Cup ===
After one of the most disappointing endings to a group stage in 4chan Cup history, [s4s] went into the 2015 Autumn Babby with high hopes of showing that they were still one of the strongest teams in the Cup. DrBorisG's RigDora<sup>TM</sup> placed [s4s] into Group H along with [[/3/]], [[/a/]], [[/adv/]] and [[/toy/]]. [s4s]'s first game was a dominant 1-0 win over minnows /3/, forcing /3/ goalkeeper Quads Only to make 8 saves. Their second game against /a/ showed that despite being relegated and losing their [[Elite]] status, /a/ were still a strong force in the Cup, with /a/ taking the 3 points with a 3-1 victory. The third game against /toy/ was by far the most eventful and exciting. /toy/ striker Woody scored a hat trick, but it wasn't enough to prevent an [s4s] victory, with a Bateman goal late into added time securing the full 3 points for Dubs FC. Going into the final game, [s4s] faced a similar scenario to that of last cup: a win or draw would send [s4s] back into the Elites, and a loss would keep them in the Babbies. A 12th minute goal by /adv/ player Femanon dampened [s4s]'s hopes of advancing, but a quick reply by [s4s]-Tan rejuvenated the team's hopes. The rest of the match was mostly uneventful, but an 87th minute Patrick Bateman goal, [[:File:RusedByTheTan.png|thanks to questionable /adv/ defending]], secured the full 3 points, advancement into the Knockout stages, and a deserved return to the Elites, via promotion to the [[2016 4chan Winter Cup]]. The randomized knockout stage draw pit [s4s] against one of the strongest competitors still remaining: [[/sp/]]. As expected, the match was an offensive shootout. [s4s] took the lead in the 31st minute with a Patrick Bateman goal. Topkek followed with a goal of his own 9 minutes later to double the lead. This scoreline held until the end of the first half. In the second half, /sp/ finally responded to [s4s]'s first half offensive juggernaut with 2 goals from {{greentext|he does it for free}} in the span of 13 minutes to level the score at 2-2. However, 5 minutes later, Bateman finished off his own brace to take back the lead for the Keks. But again, [s4s] just could not hold on to the lead. /sp/ quickly responded in the 82nd minute, with legendary /sp/ striker MESSI leveling the score once more. This scoreline held until full time, and neither team were able to break the deadlock in the first 15 minutes of extra time. However, with 9 minutes remaining until penalties, an unlikely hero wrote his name in cup history: bench CMF Snek Court was able to put his shot - and the game - beyond the reach of /sp/, and [s4s] moved on to the quarterfinals to face [[/pol/]], with their best ever performance in a Babby Cup already secured. However, the [s4s] ride came to an abrupt end when /pol/ simply outplayed [s4s], and sent [s4s] out in the Quarterfinals with a 2-0 loss. Despite a disappointing end to their Babby Cup run, [s4s] had secured a place in the [[2016 4chan Winter Cup|the next Elite Cup]], which they looked forward to with anticipation.


=== 2016 4chan Winter Cup ===
== Team History ==
[s4s] hoped to begin 2016 off on a high note, drawing all-too-familiar foes [[/gd/]] and [[/r9k/]], and [[2015 4chan Summer Cup]] finalists [[/g/]] in Group G. In the first game, [s4s] took the lead in the 7th minute with a goal from Patrick Bateman and never looked back, demolishing a very weak /g/ side 4-0 courtesy of a hat-trick from Bateman as well as a goal from [s4s]-Tan. In their second match against /r9k/, [s4s] took the lead in the 25th minute with another Bateman goal, but a familiar antagonist showed his face: Robot9001. Well known was his performance in the two teams' [[2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup]] meeting, in which he scored 2 late goals to level the score at 4-all and prevent [s4s] from potentially advancing. Yet again, he scored another late goal and prevented [s4s] from taking the full 3 points. This left [s4s] at 4 points heading into the final day of Group G. A win or draw would send [s4s] through. A loss and /r9k/ win by a margin large enough to allow /r9k/ to overtake [s4s] on goal-difference would relegate [s4s], since the top spot in Group G belonged to already-confirmed /gd/. Hoping to finally put a victory on the board against hated rivals /gd/, [s4s] attempted to intimidate the opposition through anthem choice. However, this tactic backfired horribly, and an utterly ravaged [s4s] allowed the /gd/ offense to wreak havoc in the [s4s] half of the pitch throughout the entire match. Kerning and Helvetica both scored a brace for /gd/, and [s4s], to put it simply, got FUCKING REKT. This utter annihilation put [s4s] in a very tight position, with a 1-goal win by /r9k/ being enough to send [s4s] out of the tournament. However, /r9k/ could not convert against already-relegated /g/, and the entirety of the [s4s] team breathed a sigh of relief as they headed into the knockout rounds. Comissioner {{anonymous|DrBorisG}}'s patented RigDora pit [s4s] against /asp/ in the 3rd Round of 16 game. After a mostly uneventful beginning for the two teams, Nice Grill opened the scoring with 4 minutes remaining until halftime, but /asp/ striker American Dragon leveled the score right at the end of the half, and the two teams went into the break at 1-1. Bateman scored in the 59th to take the lead back for [s4s]. This goal seemed to be enough...the key word there being ''seemed''. With 30 seconds to go until the end of the match, the [s4s] defense simply had a lapse in judgement. Multiple failed clearances left the ball directly at the feet of Boxing + Judo, and after doing nothing more than tripping over Swaglord for most of the match, the /asp/ striker was able to instead put the ball over Swaglord with the cheekiest of chipped goals.  Two uneventful periods of extra time led to one of the most spaghetti-filled penalty kick shootouts in 4chan Cup history. After a total of 7 missed attempts for both teams, Swaglord was able to redeem himself by converting the winning penalty kick. In the quarterfinals, [s4s] competed against /mu/. An eventful first half ended with [s4s] leading 2-1. But this lead was short-lived, with /mu/ leveling the score 9 minutes in, thanks to Sufjan Stevens. David Bowie gave /mu/ the lead with 16 minutes to go, and [s4s] were unable to level the score again, with their best chance sailing just wide. [s4s] were out in the quarterfinals yet again, but this performance was far from disappointing. After the end of the match, manager {{anonymous|carmastrikes}} posted in the [s4s] thread announcing he would be taking a temporary hiatus from managerial duties, citing health and school as the reasons for his departure.
''For earlier history: [[/s4s/ history]]''


== Official Matches ==
== Match History ==
''For unofficial match history, see [[/s4s/ Unofficial Match History]].''
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|- bgcolor="ffcccc"
|-bgcolor="ffcccc"
| July 12, 2013
|July 12, 2013
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|{{team away|gd}}
{{team away|gd}}
|align=center|[[2013 4chan Summer Cup Friendlies]]
| align="center" |
|align=center|1-3 L
[[2013 4chan Summer Cup Friendlies]]
|<small>{{goal|86||}} Shrek <br></small>
| align="center" | 3-1 L
|-bgcolor="ccffcc"
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|July 20, 2013
Shrek {{goal|86}}
|{{team away|b}}
|- bgcolor="ccffcc"
|align=center|[[2013 4chan Summer Cup Friendlies]]
| July 20, 2013
|align=center|1-0 W
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|<small>{{goal|22||}} Quads <br></small>
{{team away|b}}
|-bgcolor="ffcccc"
| align="center" |
|September 21, 2013
[[2013 4chan Summer Cup Friendlies]]
|{{team away|an}}
| align="center" | 1-0 W
|align=center|[[2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Friendlies]]
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|align=center|0-2 L
Quads {{goal|22}}
|<small></small>
|- bgcolor="ffcccc"
|-bgcolor="ccffcc"
| September 21, 2013
|September 29, 2013
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|{{team away|fa}}
{{team away|an}}
|align=center|[[2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Friendlies]]
| align="center" |
|align=center|1-0 W
[[2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Friendlies]]
|<small>{{goal|37||}} Shrek <br></small>
| align="center" | 2-0 L
|-bgcolor="ccffcc"
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|October 25, 2013
|- bgcolor="ccffcc"
|{{team away|o}}
| October 5, 2013
|align=center|[[2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Qualifiers]]
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|align=center|4-2 W
{{team away|fa}}
|<small>{{goal|14||41||}} Shrek <br>{{goal|36||}} Patrick Bateman <br>{{goal|49||}} Top Kek <br></small>
| align="center" |
|-bgcolor="ccffcc"
[[2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Friendlies]]
|October 26, 2013
| align="center" | 1-0 W
|{{team away|wsg}}
|
|align=center|[[2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Qualifiers]]
Shrek {{goal|36}}
|align=center|2-1 W
|- bgcolor="ccffcc"
|<small>{{goal|73||77||}} Shrek <br></small>
| October 25, 2013
|-bgcolor="ccffcc"
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|October 27, 2013
{{team away|o}}
|{{team away|3}}
| align="center" |
|align=center|[[2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Qualifiers]]
[[2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Qualifiers]]
|align=center|3-0 W
| align="center" | 4-2 W
|<small>{{goal|71||79||}} Shrek <br>{{goal|51||}} Patrick Bateman <br></small>
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|-bgcolor="ffffcc"
Shrek {{goal|13||40}}<br />Patrick Bateman {{goal|35}}<br />Top Kek {{goal|48}}
|October 27, 2013
|- bgcolor="ccffcc"
|{{team away|lgbt}}
| October 26, 2013
|align=center|[[2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Qualifiers]]
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|align=center|1-1 D
{{team away|3}}
|<small>{{goal|66||}} Shrek <br></small>
| align="center" |
|-bgcolor="ffcccc"
[[2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Qualifiers]]
|November 16, 2013
| align="center" | 3-0 W
|{{team away|pol}}
|
|align=center|[[2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup]]
Patrick Bateman {{goal|50}}<br />Shrek {{goal|70||78}}
|align=center|1-2 L
|- bgcolor="ccffcc"
|<small>{{goal|35||}} Shrek <br></small>
| October 27, 2013
|-bgcolor="ffffcc"
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|November 22, 2013
{{team away|wsg}}
|{{team away|cgl}}
| align="center" |
|align=center|[[2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup]]
[[2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Qualifiers]]
|align=center|1-1 D
| align="center" | 2-1 W
|<small>{{goal|66||}} Shrek <br></small>
|
|-bgcolor="ffffcc"
Shrek {{goal|70||77}}
|November 24, 2013
|- bgcolor="ffffcc"
|{{team away|r9k}}
| October 27, 2013
|align=center|[[2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup]]
|
|align=center|4-4 D
{{team away|lgbt}}
|<small>{{goal|19||38||53||66||}} Shrek <br></small>
| align="center" |
|-bgcolor="ffcccc"
[[2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Qualifiers]]
|January 11, 2014
| align="center" | 1-1 D
|{{team away|vg}}
|
|align=center|[[2014 4chan Winter Cup Friendlies]]
Shrek {{goal|65}}
|align=center|0-1 L
|- bgcolor="ffcccc"
|<small></small>
| November 16, 2013
|-bgcolor="ffffcc"
|
|January 19, 2014
{{team away|pol}}
|{{team away|trv}}
| align="center" |
|align=center|[[2014 4chan Winter Cup Friendlies]]
[[2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup|2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Group Stages]]
|align=center|1-1 D
| align="center" | 2-1 L
|<small>{{goal|57||}} Shrek <br></small>
|
|-bgcolor="ffcccc"
Shrek {{goal|34}}
|April 6, 2014
|- bgcolor="ffffcc"
|{{team away|o}}
| November 22, 2013
|align=center|[[2014 4chan Spring Babby Cup]]
|
|align=center|1-2 L
{{team away|cgl}}
|<small>{{goal|90+1||}} [s4s]-Tan <br></small>
| align="center" |
|-bgcolor="ffffcc"
[[2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup|2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Group Stages]]
|April 11, 2014
| align="center" | 1-1 D
|{{team away|tv}}
|
|align=center|[[2014 4chan Spring Babby Cup]]
Shrek {{goal|65}}
|align=center|3-3 D
|- bgcolor="ffffcc"
|<small>{{goal|60||}} [s4s]-Tan <br>{{goal|17||72||}} Patrick Bateman <br></small>
| November 24, 2013
|-bgcolor="ccffcc"
|
|April 13, 2014
{{team away|r9k}}
|{{team away|vr}}
| align="center" |
|align=center|[[2014 4chan Spring Babby Cup]]
[[2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup|2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Group Stages]]
|align=center|1-0 W
| align="center" | 4-4 D
|<small>{{goal|43||}} Patrick Bateman <br></small>
|
|-bgcolor="ccffcc"
Shrek {{goal|18||37||52||65}}
|April 19, 2014
|- bgcolor="ffcccc"
|{{team away|hr}}
| January 11, 2014
|align=center|[[2014 4chan Spring Babby Cup]]
|
|align=center|2-1 W
{{team away|vg}}
|<small>{{goal|14||71||}} Patrick Bateman <br></small>
| align="center" |
|-bgcolor="ffcccc"
[[2014 4chan Winter Cup Friendlies]]
|April 26, 2014
| align="center" | 1-0 L
|{{team away|ic}}
|
|align=center|[[2014 4chan Spring Babby Cup]]
|- bgcolor="ffffcc"
|align=center|0-5 L
| January 19, 2014
|<small></small>
|
|-bgcolor="ffcccc"
{{team away|trv}}
|May 31, 2014
| align="center" |
|{{team away|lgbt}}
[[2014 4chan Winter Cup Friendlies]]
|align=center|[[2014 4chan Summer Cup Friendlies]]
| align="center" | 1-1 D
|align=center|1-2 L
|
|<small>{{goal|63||}} Patrick Bateman  <br></small>
Shrek {{goal|56}}
|-bgcolor="ccffcc"
|- bgcolor="ffcccc"
|June 7, 2014
| April 6, 2014
|{{team away|hm}}
|
|align=center|[[2014 4chan Summer Cup Friendlies]]
{{team away|o}}
|align=center|2-1 W
| align="center" |
|<small>{{goal|35||40||}} [s4s]-Tan <br></small>
[[2014 4chan Spring Babby Cup|2014 4chan Spring Babby Cup Group Stages]]
|-bgcolor="ccffcc"
| align="center" | 2-1 L
|July 19, 2014
|
|{{team away|soc}}
[s4s]-Tan {{goal|90+}}
|align=center|[[2014 4chan Summer Cup]]
|- bgcolor="ffffcc"
|align=center|4-2 W
| April 11, 2014
|<small>{{goal|17||38||}} Cory Baxter <br>{{goal|34||}} Patrick Bateman <br>{{goal|83||}} [s4s]-Tan <br></small>
|
|-bgcolor="ffffcc"
{{team away|tv}}
|July 25, 2014
| align="center" |
|{{team away|pol}}
[[2014 4chan Spring Babby Cup|2014 4chan Spring Babby Cup Group Stages]]
|align=center|[[2014 4chan Summer Cup]]
| align="center" | 3-3 D
|align=center|2-2 D
|
|<small>{{goal|43||}} Cory Baxter <br>{{goal|75||}} [s4s]-Tan <br></small>
Patrick Bateman {{goal|16||71}}<br> [s4s]-Tan {{goal|59}}
|-bgcolor="ffcccc"
|- bgcolor="ccffcc"
|July 27, 2014
| April 13, 2014
|{{team away|asp}}
|
|align=center|[[2014 4chan Summer Cup]]
{{team away|vr}}
|align=center|1-2 L
| align="center" |
|<small>{{goal|74||}} Topkek <br></small>
[[2014 4chan Spring Babby Cup|2014 4chan Spring Babby Cup Group Stages]]
|-bgcolor="ffcccc"
| align="center" | 1-0 W
|August 2, 2014
|Patrick Bateman {{goal|42}}
|{{team away|x}}
|- bgcolor="ccffcc"
|align=center|[[2014 4chan Summer Cup]]
| April 19, 2014
|align=center|1-1 L (AET)
|
|<small>{{goal|82||}} [s4s]-Tan <br></small>
{{team away|hr}}
|-bgcolor="ccffcc"
| align="center" |
|February 14, 2015
[[2014 4chan Spring Babby Cup|2014 4chan Spring Babby Cup Group Stages]]
|{{team away|m}}
| align="center" | 2-1 W
|align=center|[[2015 4chan Winter Cup]]
|Patrick Bateman {{goal|13||70}}
|align=center|3-0 W
|- bgcolor="ffcccc"
|<small>{{goal|9||77||}} Topkek <br>{{goal|30||}} Nice Grill <br></small>
| April 26, 2014
|-bgcolor="ccffcc"
|
|February 20, 2015
{{team away|ic}}
|{{team away|x}}
| align="center" |
|align=center|[[2015 4chan Winter Cup]]
[[2014 4chan Spring Babby Cup|2014 4chan Spring Babby Cup Round of 16]]
|align=center|5-0 W
| align="center" | 5-0 L
|<small>{{goal|42||}} Dubs <br>{{goal|45+0||59||61||67||}} Patrick Bateman <br></small>
|
|-bgcolor="ffffcc"
|- bgcolor="ffcccc"
|February 22, 2015
| May 31, 2014
|{{team away|mlp}}
|
|align=center|[[2015 4chan Winter Cup]]
{{team away|lgbt}}
|align=center|1-1 D
| align="center" |  
|<small>{{goal|4||}} [s4s]-Tan <br></small>
[[2014 4chan Summer Cup Friendlies]]
|-bgcolor="ccffcc"
| align="center" | 2-1 L
|February 28, 2015
|Patrick Bateman {{goal|33}}
|{{team away|sci}}
|- bgcolor="ccffcc"
|align=center|[[2015 4chan Winter Cup]]
| June 7, 2014
|align=center|3-0 W
|
|<small>{{goal|45+1||}} Patrick Bateman <br>{{goal|14||70||}} D A N K M E M E S <br></small>
{{team away|hm}}
|-bgcolor="ffcccc"
| align="center" |
|March 1, 2015
[[2014 4chan Summer Cup Friendlies]]
|{{team away|tg}}
| align="center" | 2-1 W
|align=center|[[2015 4chan Winter Cup]]
| [s4s]-Tan {{goal|34||39||}}
|align=center|2-3 L
|<small>{{goal|26||}} Nice Grill <br>{{goal|17||}} Patrick Bateman <br></small>
|-bgcolor="ffffcc"
|July 31, 2015
|{{team away|mu}}
|align=center|[[2015 4chan Summer Cup]]
|align=center|1-1 D
|<small>{{goal|65||}} Patrick Bateman <br></small>
|-bgcolor="ccffcc"
|August 2, 2015
|{{team away|sci}}
|align=center|[[2015 4chan Summer Cup]]
|align=center|4-1 W
|<small>{{goal|34||}} Patrick Bateman <br>{{goal|4||74||83||}} [s4s]-tan <br></small>
|-bgcolor="ffcccc"
|August 8, 2015
|{{team away|gd}}
|align=center|[[2015 4chan Summer Cup]]
|align=center|3-4 L
|<small>{{goal|13||44||70||}} Patrick Bateman <br></small>
|-bgcolor="ccffcc"
|October 24, 2015
|{{team away|3}}
|align=center|[[2015 4chan Autumn Babby Cup]]
|align=center|1-0 W
|<small>{{goal|34||}} Patrick Bateman <br></small>
|-bgcolor="ffcccc"
|October 30, 2015
|{{team away|a}}
|align=center|[[2015 4chan Autumn Babby Cup]]
|align=center|1-3 L
|<small>{{goal|71||}} Patrick Bateman <br></small>
|-bgcolor="ccffcc"
|November 1, 2015
|{{team away|toy}}
|align=center|[[2015 4chan Autumn Babby Cup]]
|align=center|4-3 W
|<small>{{goal|4||90+0||}} Patrick Bateman <br>{{goal|30||}} [s4s]-tan <br>{{goal|42||}} Ebin <br></small>
|-bgcolor="ccffcc"
|November 8, 2015
|{{team away|adv}}
|align=center|[[2015 4chan Autumn Babby Cup]]
|align=center|2-1 W
|<small>{{goal|87||}} Patrick Bateman <br>{{goal|18||}} [s4s]-tan <br></small>
|-bgcolor="ccffcc"
|November 14, 2015
|{{team away|sp}}
|align=center|[[2015 4chan Autumn Babby Cup]]
|align=center|4-3 W (AET)
|<small>{{goal|31||78||}} Patrick Bateman <br>{{goal|40||}} Topkek <br>{{goal|111||}} Snek Court <br></small>
|-bgcolor="ffcccc"
|November 15, 2015
|{{team away|pol}}
|align=center|[[2015 4chan Autumn Babby Cup]]
|align=center|0-2 L
|<small></small>
|-bgcolor="ccffcc"
|February 20, 2016
|{{team away|g}}
|align=center|[[2016 4chan Winter Cup]]
|align=center|4-0 W
|<small>{{goal|7||73||85||}} Patrick Bateman <br>{{goal|29||}} [s4s]-tan <br></small>
|-bgcolor="ffffcc"
|February 26, 2016
|{{team away|r9k}}
|align=center|[[2016 4chan Winter Cup]]
|align=center|1-1 D
|<small>{{goal|25||}} Patrick Bateman <br></small>
|-bgcolor="ffcccc"
|February 28, 2016
|{{team away|gd}}
|align=center|[[2016 4chan Winter Cup]]
|align=center|0-4 L
|<small></small>
|-bgcolor="ccffcc"
|March 5, 2016
|{{team away|asp}}
|align=center|[[2016 4chan Winter Cup]]
|align=center|2-2 W (AET)
|<small>{{goal|59||}} Patrick Bateman <br>{{goal|41||}} Nice Grill <br></small>
|-bgcolor="ffcccc"
|March 6, 2016
|{{team away|mu}}
|align=center|[[2016 4chan Winter Cup]]
|align=center|2-3 L
|<small>{{goal|45+3||}} Patrick Bateman <br>{{goal|14||}} Topkek <br></small>
|-bgcolor="ffffcc"
|August 6, 2016
|{{team away|m}}
|align=center|[[2016 4chan Summer Cup]]
|align=center|2-2 D
|<small>{{goal|38||}} Topkek <br>{{goal|61||}} Patrick Bateman <br></small>
|-bgcolor="ccffcc"
|August 12, 2016
|{{team away|tv}}
|align=center|[[2016 4chan Summer Cup]]
|align=center|2-1 W
|<small>{{goal|35||}} Topkek <br>{{goal|42||}} Patrick Bateman <br></small>
|-bgcolor="ccffcc"
|August 14, 2016
|{{team away|biz}}
|align=center|[[2016 4chan Summer Cup]]
|align=center|2-1 W
|<small>{{goal|30||}} Patrick Bateman <br>{{goal|53||}} Nice Grill <br></small>
|-bgcolor="ffcccc"
|August 20, 2016
|{{team away|adv}}
|align=center|[[2016 4chan Summer Cup]]
|align=center|0-3 L
|<small></small>
|-bgcolor="ccffcc"
|February 11, 2017
|{{team away|n}}
|align=center|[[2017 4chan Winter Cup]]
|align=center|3-1 W
|<small>{{goal|21||}} Topkek <br>{{goal|53||80||}} Patrick Bateman <br></small>
|-bgcolor="ffcccc"
|February 17, 2017
|{{team away|asp}}
|align=center|[[2017 4chan Winter Cup]]
|align=center|0-1 L
|<small></small>
|-bgcolor="ccffcc"
|February 19, 2017
|{{team away|u}}
|align=center|[[2017 4chan Winter Cup]]
|align=center|2-1 W
|<small>{{goal|38||43||}} Topkek <br></small>
|-bgcolor="ffcccc"
|February 25, 2017
|{{team away|gd}}
|align=center|[[2017 4chan Winter Cup]]
|align=center|2-5 L
|<small>{{goal|45+0||58||}} Patrick Bateman <br></small>
|-bgcolor="ffcccc"
|July 28, 2017
|{{team away|his}}
|align=center|[[2017 4chan Summer Cup]]
|align=center|2-3 L
|<small>{{goal|18||}} Patrick Bateman <br>{{goal|90+2||}} Keksandra <br></small>
|-bgcolor="ffffcc"
|July 30, 2017
|{{team away|asp}}
|align=center|[[2017 4chan Summer Cup]]
|align=center|3-3 D
|<small>{{goal|48||90+0||}} Patrick Bateman <br>{{goal|7||}} Keksandra <br></small>
|-bgcolor="ffcccc"
|August 5, 2017
|{{team away|wg}}
|align=center|[[2017 4chan Summer Cup]]
|align=center|1-2 L
|<small>{{goal|66||}} Keksandra <br></small>
|-bgcolor="ffcccc"
|October 27, 2017
|{{team away|a}}
|align=center|[[2017 4chan Autumn Babby Cup]]
|align=center|1-3 L
|<small>{{goal|45+0||}} Patrick Bateman <br></small>
|-bgcolor="ccffcc"
|October 29, 2017
|{{team away|vp}}
|align=center|[[2017 4chan Autumn Babby Cup]]
|align=center|2-1 W
|<small>{{goal|21||90+0||}} Patrick Bateman <br></small>
|-bgcolor="ccffcc"
|November 4, 2017
|{{team away|r9k}}
|align=center|[[2017 4chan Autumn Babby Cup]]
|align=center|2-1 W
|<small>{{goal|15||59||}} TOPKEK <br></small>
|-bgcolor="ccffcc"
|May 4, 2018
|{{team away|jp}}
|align=center|[[2018 4chan Spring Babby Cup]]
|align=center|2-0 W
|<small>{{goal|23||}} Patrick Bateman <br>{{owngoal|30||}} Slut Sanae <br></small>
|-bgcolor="ffcccc"
|May 6, 2018
|{{team away|a}}
|align=center|[[2018 4chan Spring Babby Cup]]
|align=center|1-2 L
|<small>{{goal|19||}} Patrick Bateman <br></small>
|-bgcolor="ffcccc"
|May 11, 2018
|{{team away|t}}
|align=center|[[2018 4chan Spring Babby Cup]]
|align=center|2-3 L
|<small>{{goal|87||}} Keksandra <br>{{goal|41||}} Patrick Bateman <br></small>
|-bgcolor="ccffcc"
|May 13, 2018
|{{team away|c}}
|align=center|[[2018 4chan Spring Babby Cup]]
|align=center|3-1 W
|<small>{{goal|90+2||}} Keksandra <br>{{goal|8||53||}} Patrick Bateman <br></small>
|-bgcolor="ccffcc"
|October 26, 2018
|{{team away|o}}
|align=center|[[2018 4chan Autumn Babby Cup]]
|align=center|2-0 W
|<small>{{goal|69||}} Patrick Bateman <br>{{goal|51||}} Topkek <br></small>
|-bgcolor="ccffcc"
|October 28, 2018
|{{team away|mlp}}
|align=center|[[2018 4chan Autumn Babby Cup]]
|align=center|3-1 W
|<small>{{goal|52||}} Patrick Bateman <br>{{goal|33||}} Topkek <br>{{goal|13||}} Nice Grill <br></small>
|-bgcolor="ccffcc"
|November 3, 2018
|{{team away|wsg}}
|align=center|[[2018 4chan Autumn Babby Cup]]
|align=center|5-1 W
|<small>{{goal|45+4||90+7||}} Keksandra <br>{{goal|49||}} Topkek <br>{{goal|10||}} Nice Grill <br>{{goal|85||}} Flowre <br></small>
|-bgcolor="ffcccc"
|November 10, 2018
|{{team away|wg}}
|align=center|[[2018 4chan Autumn Babby Cup]]
|align=center|1-1 L (PK)
|<small>{{goal|59||}} Patrick Bateman <br></small>
|-bgcolor="ccffcc"
|February 16, 2019
|{{team away|vr}}
|align=center|[[2019 4chan Winter Cup]]
|align=center|5-2 W
|<small>{{goal|52||87||}} Patrick Bateman <br>{{goal|66||}} Keksandra <br>{{goal|11||28||}} Topkek <br></small>
|-bgcolor="ffcccc"
|February 22, 2019
|{{team away|mlp}}
|align=center|[[2019 4chan Winter Cup]]
|align=center|2-5 L
|<small>{{goal|81||}} Patrick Bateman <br>{{goal|18||}} Keksandra <br></small>
|-bgcolor="ccffcc"
|February 24, 2019
|{{team away|sp}}
|align=center|[[2019 4chan Winter Cup]]
|align=center|7-3 W
|<small>{{goal|58||}} Patrick Bateman <br>{{goal|50||62||71||77||}} Keksandra <br>{{goal|6||37||}} Topkek <br></small>
|-bgcolor="ccffcc"
|March 2, 2019
|{{team away|g}}
|align=center|[[2019 4chan Winter Cup]]
|align=center|5-4 W (AET)
|<small>{{goal|22||41||51||}} Patrick Bateman <br>{{goal|105+2||117||}} Topkek <br></small>
|-bgcolor="ccffcc"
|March 3, 2019
|{{team away|biz}}
|align=center|[[2019 4chan Winter Cup]]
|align=center|3-1 W
|<small>{{goal|47||}} Patrick Bateman <br>{{goal|68||}} Keksandra <br>{{goal|88||}} Topkek <br></small>
|-bgcolor="ffcccc"
|March 3, 2019
|{{team away|3}}
|align=center|[[2019 4chan Winter Cup]]
|align=center|1-2 L (AET)
|<small>{{goal|38||}} Topkek <br></small>
|-bgcolor="ccffcc"
|March 3, 2019
|{{team away|vg}}
|align=center|[[2019 4chan Winter Cup]]
|align=center|4-3 W
|<small>{{goal|83||}} Patrick Bateman <br>{{goal|13||18||}} Keksandra <br>{{goal|90+1||}} Nice Grill <br></small>
|-bgcolor="ffcccc"
|July 20, 2019
|{{team away|c}}
|align=center|[[2019 4chan Summer Cup]]
|align=center|0-1 L
|<small></small>
|-bgcolor="ffcccc"
|July 26, 2019
|{{team away|i}}
|align=center|[[2019 4chan Summer Cup]]
|align=center|0-4 L
|<small></small>
|-bgcolor="ffffcc"
|July 28, 2019
|{{team away|k}}
|align=center|[[2019 4chan Summer Cup]]
|align=center|1-1 D
|<small>{{goal|22||}} Patrick Bateman  <br></small>
|-bgcolor="ffcccc"
|October 25, 2019
|{{team away|wsg}}
|align=center|[[2019 4chan Autumn Babby Cup]]
|align=center|1-5 L
|<small>{{goal|43||}} Keksandra <br></small>
|-bgcolor="ffcccc"
|October 27, 2019
|{{team away|b}}
|align=center|[[2019 4chan Autumn Babby Cup]]
|align=center|0-1 L
|<small></small>
|-bgcolor="ffffcc"
|November 2, 2019
|{{team away|bant}}
|align=center|[[2019 4chan Autumn Babby Cup]]
|align=center|3-3 D
|<small>{{goal|68||}} Patrick Bateman <br>{{goal|51||90+2||}} Keksandra <br></small>
|-bgcolor="ccffcc"
|April 11, 2020
|{{team away|an}}
|align=center|[[2020 4chan Spring Babby Cup Qualifiers]]
|align=center|3-1 W
|<small>{{goal|73||83||}} Patrick Bateman <br>{{goal|39||}} Nice Grill <br></small>
|-bgcolor="ffffcc"
|April 11, 2020
|{{team away|aco}}
|align=center|[[2020 4chan Spring Babby Cup Qualifiers]]
|align=center|1-1 D
|<small>{{goal|18||}} Patrick Bateman <br></small>
|-bgcolor="ffffcc"
|April 12, 2020
|{{team away|y}}
|align=center|[[2020 4chan Spring Babby Cup Qualifiers]]
|align=center|2-2 D
|<small>{{goal|66||}} Patrick Bateman <br>{{goal|17||}} ses <br></small>
|-bgcolor="ccffcc"
|April 24, 2020
|{{team away|mlp}}
|align=center|[[2020 4chan Spring Babby Cup]]
|align=center|1-0 W
|<small>{{goal|6||}} Patrick Bateman <br></small>
|-bgcolor="ccffcc"
|April 26, 2020
|{{team away|gd}}
|align=center|[[2020 4chan Spring Babby Cup]]
|align=center|3-1 W
|<small>{{goal|18||29||}} Patrick Bateman <br>{{goal|48||}} Keksandra <br></small>
|-bgcolor="ccffcc"
|May 2, 2020
|{{team away|trv}}
|align=center|[[2020 4chan Spring Babby Cup]]
|align=center|7-3 W
|<small>{{goal|14||61||}} Patrick Bateman <br>{{goal|64||68||74||}} Keksandra <br>{{goal|45+3||}} Nice Grill <br>{{goal|85||}} Flowre <br></small>
|-bgcolor="ccffcc"
|May 9, 2020
|{{team away|asp}}
|align=center|[[2020 4chan Spring Babby Cup]]
|align=center|4-2 W
|<small>{{goal|72||}} Patrick Bateman <br>{{goal|66||}} Keksandra <br>{{goal|18||}} ses <br>{{goal|52||}} Flowre <br></small>
|-bgcolor="ffcccc"
|May 10, 2020
|{{team away|sp}}
|align=center|[[2020 4chan Spring Babby Cup]]
|align=center|0-2 L
|<small></small>
|-bgcolor="ffcccc"
|July 17, 2020
|{{team away|toy}}
|align=center|[[2020 4chan Summer Cup]]
|align=center|3-4 L
|<small>{{goal|58||71||90+3||}} Keksandra <br></small>
|-bgcolor="ffffcc"
|July 19, 2020
|{{team away|int}}
|align=center|[[2020 4chan Summer Cup]]
|align=center|1-1 D
|<small>{{goal|37||}} Patrick Bateman <br></small>
|-bgcolor="ffcccc"
|July 25, 2020
|{{team away|i}}
|align=center|[[2020 4chan Summer Cup]]
|align=center|1-2 L
|<small>{{goal|75||}} Keksandra <br></small>
|-bgcolor="ffcccc"
|October 23, 2020
|{{team away|an}}
|align=center|[[2020 4chan Autumn Babby Cup]]
|align=center|2-3 L
|<small>{{goal|20||}} Keksandra <br>{{goal|48||}} Topkek <br></small>
|-bgcolor="ffcccc"
|October 25, 2020
|{{team away|d}}
|align=center|[[2020 4chan Autumn Babby Cup]]
|align=center|2-3 L
|<small>{{goal|8||48||}} Keksandra <br></small>
|-bgcolor="ffcccc"
|October 31, 2020
|{{team away|mlp}}
|align=center|[[2020 4chan Autumn Babby Cup]]
|align=center|1-2 L
|<small>{{goal|33||}} Keksandra <br></small>
|-bgcolor="ffcccc"
|July 10, 2021
|{{team away|cgl}}
|align=center|[[2021 4chan World Cup]]
|align=center|0-1 L
|<small></small>
|-bgcolor="ffffcc"
|July 18, 2021
|{{team away|m}}
|align=center|[[2021 4chan World Cup]]
|align=center|2-2 D
|<small>{{goal|83||}} Patrick Bateman <br>{{goal|41||}} Keksandra <br></small>
|-bgcolor="ccffcc"
|July 30, 2021
|{{team away|h}}
|align=center|[[2021 4chan World Cup]]
|align=center|4-1 W
|<small>{{goal|33||52||}} Patrick Bateman <br>{{goal|44||82||}} Keksandra <br></small>
|-bgcolor="ccffcc"
|August 8, 2021
|{{team away|vst}}
|align=center|[[2021 4chan World Cup]]
|align=center|3-3 W (AET)
|<small>{{goal|11||53||}} Keksandra <br>{{goal|90+2||}} Nice Grill <br></small>
|-bgcolor="ccffcc"
|August 14, 2021
|{{team away|soc}}
|align=center|[[2021 4chan World Cup]]
|align=center|2-1 W (AET)
|<small>{{goal|32||}} Patrick Bateman <br>{{goal|93||}} Keksandra <br></small>
|-bgcolor="ccffcc"
|August 15, 2021
|{{team away|mlp}}
|align=center|[[2021 4chan World Cup]]
|align=center|4-3 W (AET)
|<small>{{goal|9||35||83||}} Patrick Bateman <br>{{goal|101||}} Nice Grill <br></small>
|-bgcolor="ccffcc"
|August 15, 2021
|{{team away|sp}}
|align=center|[[2021 4chan World Cup]]
|align=center|4-2 W
|<small>{{goal|40||49||}} Patrick Bateman <br>{{goal|90+4||}} Keksandra <br>{{goal|14||}} Snek Court <br></small>
|-bgcolor="ccffcc"
|August 15, 2021
|{{team away|b}}
|align=center|[[2021 4chan World Cup]]
|align=center|3-1 W
|<small>{{goal|90+2||}} Patrick Bateman <br>{{goal|6||}} Topkek <br>{{goal|35||}} Nice Grill <br></small>
|-bgcolor="ffcccc"
|October 22, 2021
|{{team away|x}}
|align=center|[[2021 4chan Autumn Babby Cup]]
|align=center|1-5 L
|<small>{{goal|80||}} Patrick Bateman <br></small>
|-bgcolor="ccffcc"
|October 24, 2021
|{{team away|vm}}
|align=center|[[2021 4chan Autumn Babby Cup]]
|align=center|5-2 W
|<small>{{goal|24||30||41||}} Patrick Bateman <br>{{goal|90+4||}} Topkek <br>{{goal|52||}} Nice Grill <br></small>
|-bgcolor="ffcccc"
|November 5, 2021
|{{team away|bant}}
|align=center|[[2021 4chan Autumn Babby Cup]]
|align=center|1-2 L
|<small>{{goal|68||}} Patrick Bateman <br></small>
|-bgcolor="ccffcc"
|November 7, 2021
|{{team away|toy}}
|align=center|[[2021 4chan Autumn Babby Cup]]
|align=center|3-1 W
|<small>{{goal|35||}} Patrick Bateman <br>{{goal|55||}} Keksandra <br>{{goal|90+2||}} Topkek <br></small>
|-bgcolor="ccffcc"
|April 30, 2022
|{{team away|i}}
|align=center|[[2022 4chan Spring Babby Cup]]
|align=center|2-0 W
|<small>{{goal|18||}} Patrick Bateman <br>{{goal|7||}} Keksandra <br></small>
|-bgcolor="ccffcc"
|May 6, 2022
|{{team away|d}}
|align=center|[[2022 4chan Spring Babby Cup]]
|align=center|2-1 W
|<small>{{goal|80||}} Patrick Bateman <br>{{goal|60||}} Nice Grill <br></small>
|-bgcolor="ccffcc"
|May 8, 2022
|{{team away|t}}
|align=center|[[2022 4chan Spring Babby Cup]]
|align=center|3-1 W
|<small>{{goal|29||85||}} Patrick Bateman <br>{{goal|15||}} Nice Grill <br></small>
|-bgcolor="ccffcc"
|May 14, 2022
|{{team away|p}}
|align=center|[[2022 4chan Spring Babby Cup]]
|align=center|2-0 W
|<small>{{goal|63||}} Patrick Bateman <br>{{goal|17||}} Topkek <br></small>
|-bgcolor="ccffcc"
|May 21, 2022
|{{team away|h}}
|align=center|[[2022 4chan Spring Babby Cup]]
|align=center|3-1 W
|<small>{{goal|16||80||}} Patrick Bateman <br>{{goal|9||}} Topkek <br></small>
|-bgcolor="ccffcc"
|May 22, 2022
|{{team away|ck}}
|align=center|[[2022 4chan Spring Babby Cup]]
|align=center|1-0 W
|<small>{{goal|17||}} Topkek <br></small>
|-bgcolor="ffcccc"
|May 22, 2022
|{{team away|gd}}
|align=center|[[2022 4chan Spring Babby Cup]]
|align=center|1-2 L
|<small>{{goal|85||}} Keksandra <br></small>
|-bgcolor="ffcccc"
|May 22, 2022
|{{team away|an}}
|align=center|[[2022 4chan Spring Babby Cup]]
|align=center|1-3 L
|<small>{{goal|22||}} Patrick Bateman <br></small>
|-bgcolor="ffcccc"
|July 30, 2022
|{{team away|n}}
|align=center|[[2022 4chan Summer Cup]]
|align=center|0-2 L
|<small></small>
|-bgcolor="ffffcc"
|August 5, 2022
|{{team away|vst}}
|align=center|[[2022 4chan Summer Cup]]
|align=center|1-1 D
|<small>{{goal|33||}} Patrick Bateman <br></small>
|-bgcolor="ccffcc"
|August 7, 2022
|{{team away|tv}}
|align=center|[[2022 4chan Summer Cup]]
|align=center|3-1 W
|<small>{{goal|50||90+0||}} Patrick Bateman <br>{{goal|28||}} Nice Grill <br></small>
|-bgcolor="ffcccc"
|August 13, 2022
|{{team away|co}}
|align=center|[[2022 4chan Summer Cup]]
|align=center|1-3 L
|<small>{{goal|73||}} Keksandra <br></small>
|-bgcolor="ccffcc"
|January 27, 2023
|{{team away|int}}
|align=center|[[2023 4chan Winter Cup]]
|align=center|5-1 W
|<small>{{goal|6||71||}} Patrick Bateman <br>{{goal|45||49||}} Nice Grill <br>{{goal|58||}} Bury Ebil <br></small>
|-bgcolor="ffcccc"
|January 29, 2023
|{{team away|vp}}
|align=center|[[2023 4chan Winter Cup]]
|align=center|1-3 L
|<small>{{goal|68||}} Nice Grill <br></small>
|-bgcolor="ccffcc"
|-bgcolor="ccffcc"
| July 19, 2014
|February 4, 2023
|
|{{team away|tg}}
{{team away|soc}}
|align=center|[[2023 4chan Winter Cup]]
| align="center" |
|align=center|3-2 W
[[2014 4chan Summer Cup|2014 4chan Summer Cup Group Stages]]
|<small>{{goal|3||}} Patrick Bateman <br>{{goal|29||59||}} Keksandra <br></small>
| align="center" | 4-2 W
|-bgcolor="ffcccc"
| Cory Baxter {{goal|16||37||}}<br>Patrick Bateman {{goal|33||}}<br>[s4s]-Tan {{goal|82||}}
|February 11, 2023
|- bgcolor="ffffcc"
|{{team away|t}}
| July 26, 2014
|align=center|[[2023 4chan Winter Cup]]
|
|align=center|1-2 L
{{team away|pol}}
|<small>{{goal|61||}} Nice Grill <br></small>
| align="center" |
|}</div>
[[2014 4chan Summer Cup|2014 4chan Summer Cup Group Stages]]
| align="center" | 2-2 D
|
Cory Baxter {{goal|42}}<br>[s4s]-Tan {{goal|74}}
|- bgcolor="ffcccc"
| July 27, 2014
|
{{team away|asp}}
| align="center" |
[[2014 4chan Summer Cup|2014 4chan Summer Cup Group Stages]]
| align="center" | 2-1 L
|
Topkek {{goal|73}}
|- bgcolor="ffcccc"
| July 27, 2014
|
{{team away|x}}
| align="center" |
[[2014 4chan Summer Cup|2014 4chan Summer Cup Knockout Stages]]
| align="center" | 1(6)-1(5) L
|
[s4s]-Tan {{goal|81}}
|- bgcolor="ccffcc"
| February 14, 2015
|
{{team away|m}}
| align="center" |
[[2015 4chan Winter Cup|2015 4chan Winter Cup Group Stages]]
| align="center" | 3-0 W
|
Topkek {{goal|8||76}}<br>Nice Grill {{goal|29}}
|- bgcolor="ccffcc"
| February 20, 2015
|
{{team away|x}}
| align="center" |
[[2015 4chan Winter Cup|2015 4chan Winter Cup Group Stages]]
| align="center" | 5-0 W
|
Dubs {{goal|41}}<br>Patrick Bateman {{goal|44||58||60||66}}
|- bgcolor="ffffcc"
| February 22, 2015
|
{{team away|mlp}}
| align="center" |
[[2015 4chan Winter Cup|2015 4chan Winter Cup Group Stages]]
| align="center" | 1-1 D
|
[s4s]-Tan {{goal|3}}
|- bgcolor="ccffcc"
| February 28, 2015
|
{{team away|sci}}
| align="center" |
[[2015 4chan Winter Cup|2015 4chan Winter Cup Round of 16]]
| align="center" | 3-0 W
|
D A N K M E M E S {{goal|13||69}} <br/> Patrick Bateman {{goal|45+}}
|- bgcolor="ffcccc"
| March 1, 2015
|
{{team away|tg}}
| align="center" |
[[2015 4chan Winter Cup|2015 4chan Winter Cup Quarterfinals]]
| align="center" | 3-2 L
|
Patrick Bateman {{goal|15}}<br>Nice Grill {{goal|25}}
|- bgcolor="ffffcc"
| July 31, 2015
|
{{team away|mu}}
|align="center" |
[[2015 4chan Summer Cup|2015 4chan Summer Cup Group Stages]]
|align="center" | 1-1 D
|Patrick Bateman {{goal|65}}
|- bgcolor="ccffcc"
| August 2, 2015
|
{{team away|sci}}
|align="center" |
[[2015 4chan Summer Cup|2015 4chan Summer Cup Group Stages]]
|align="center" | 4-1 W
|[s4s]-Tan {{goal|4||74||83}}<br/>Patrick Bateman {{goal|34}}
|- bgcolor="ffcccc"
| August 8, 2015
|
{{team away|gd}}
|align="center" |
[[2015 4chan Summer Cup|2015 4chan Summer Cup Group Stages]]
|align="center" | 4-3 L
|Patrick Bateman {{goal|13||44||70}}
|- bgcolor="ccffcc"
| October 24, 2015
|
{{team away|3}}
|align="center" |
[[2015 4chan Autumn Babby Cup|2015 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Group Stages]]
|align="center" | 1-0 W
|Patrick Bateman {{goal|34}}
|- bgcolor="ffcccc"
| October 30, 2015
|
{{team away|a}}
|align="center" |
[[2015 4chan Autumn Babby Cup|2015 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Group Stages]]
|align="center" | 3-1 L
|Patrick Bateman {{goal|71}}
|- bgcolor="ccffcc"
| November 1, 2015
|
{{team away|toy}}
|align="center" |
[[2015 4chan Autumn Babby Cup|2015 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Group Stages]]
|align="center" | 4-3 W
|Patrick Bateman {{goal|4||90+}}<br/>[s4s]-Tan {{goal|30}}<br/> Ebin {{goal|42}}
|- bgcolor="ccffcc"
| November 8, 2015
|
{{team away|adv}}
|align="center" |
[[2015 4chan Autumn Babby Cup|2015 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Group Stages]]
|align="center" | 2-1 W
|[s4s]-Tan {{goal|18}}<br/> Patrick Bateman {{goal|87}}
|- bgcolor="ccffcc"
| November 14, 2015
|
{{team away|sp}}
|align="center" |
[[2015 4chan Autumn Babby Cup|2015 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Round of 16]]
|align="center" | 4-3 W
|Patrick Bateman {{goal|31||78}}<br/> Topkek {{goal|40}}<br/> Snek Court {{goal|111}}
|- bgcolor="ffcccc"
| November 15, 2015
|
{{team away|pol}}
|align="center" |
[[2015 4chan Autumn Babby Cup|2015 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Quarterfinals]]
|align="center" | 2-0 L
|
|- bgcolor="ccffcc"
| February 20, 2016
|
{{team away|g}}
| align="center" |
[[2016 4chan Winter Cup|2016 4chan Winter Cup Group Stages]]
| align="center" | 4-0 W
|Patrick Bateman {{goal|7||73||85}}<br/> [s4s]-Tan {{goal|29}}
|- bgcolor="ffffcc"
| February 26, 2015
|
{{team away|r9k}}
|align="center" |
[[2016 4chan Winter Cup|2016 4chan Winter Cup Group Stages]]
|align="center" | 1-1 D
|Patrick Bateman {{goal|25}}
|- bgcolor="ffcccc"
| February 28, 2016
|
{{team away|gd}}
|align="center" |
[[2016 4chan Winter Cup|2016 4chan Winter Cup Group Stages]]
|align="center" | 4-0 L
|
|- bgcolor="ccffcc"
| March 5, 2016
|
{{team away|asp}}
| align="center" |
[[2016 4chan Winter Cup|2016 4chan Winter Cup Round of 16]]
| align="center" | 2(4)-2(3) W
|Nice Grill {{goal|41}}<br/> Patrick Bateman {{goal|59}}
|- bgcolor="ffcccc"
| March 6, 2016
|
{{team away|mu}}
|align="center" |
[[2016 4chan Winter Cup|2016 4chan Winter Cup Quarterfinals]]
|align="center" | 3-2 L
|Topkek {{goal|14}}<br/> Patrick Bateman {{goal|45+3}}
|}
</small>
<br/>


== Quotes ==
===Tournament History===
{{Quote|But yeah seriously, /s4s/ is pretty good.|source={{Anonymous|DrBorisG}}, <small>''on his favorite team in the cup :^)''</small>}}
{| class="wikitable" width=80%
<br />
|-
 
!style="background:#DAA520;color:#f6f6f6"| Competition
{{Quote|IT'S FOUR FOR BATEMAN!|source={{Anonymous|DrBorisG}}, <small>''after Patrick Bateman scored his fourth goal - and [s4s]'s 5th of the match - against [[/x/]] in the [[2015 4chan Winter Cup]]''</small>}}
!style="background:#DAA520;color:#f6f6f6"| Win
<br />
!style="background:#DAA520;color:#f6f6f6"| Draw
 
!style="background:#DAA520;color:#f6f6f6"| Loss
{{Quote|carmastrikes and DescendingBear are polite and professional memesters|source={{Anonymous|Anonymous}}}}
!style="background:#DAA520;color:#f6f6f6"| End result
<br />
!style="background:#DAA520;color:#f6f6f6"| Notes
 
|-
{{Quote|BATEMAN! BATEMAN SENDS [S4S] TO WINTER!|source={{Anonymous|Old Man Sou}}, <small>''after Patrick Bateman scored in the 87th minute to secure a 2-1 victory over [[/adv/]] and a berth in the [[2016 4chan Winter Cup]].''</small>}}
| All friendlies || 5||1||7  || || {{greentext|friendliest team}} <br> {{greentext|lose most of your friendlies}}
<br />
|-
 
| [[File:Fall-2013-Logo_qualifiers.png|25px|link=]] [[2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Qualifiers]] || 3||1||0 || 1st - Qualified || {{greentext|""""winning"""" a fetus}}
== Export ==
'''Summer 2016'''
 
[http://www.mediafire.com/download/7314sqikjl3xpsi/%5Bs4s%5D_Summer_2016_Tactical_Export #DubsoutforHarambe]
 
[http://www.mediafire.com/download/h30j1hrr97h7998/%5Bs4s%5D_Summer_2016_Aesthetic_Export.7z A E S T H E T I C S]
 
 
'''Legacy Exports'''
 
''PES 2016''
 
[http://www.mediafire.com/download/e87iicgo5ixhfxn/TEXPORTs4s 2016 4chan Winter Cup]
 
 
''PES 2015''
 
[http://www.mediafire.com/download/h8hhhicixtig286/TEXPORT+02.bin 2015 4chan Autumn Cup]
 
[http://www.mediafire.com/download/cje60i0uh392nra/s4s+Aesthetic+Export.rar 2015 4chan Autumn Cup Aesthetic Export]
 
 
''PES 2014''
 
[http://www.mediafire.com/download/x8bwo1v6m3o82db/TEXPORT17.bin 5th Place Winter 2015 Export]
 
[http://www.mediafire.com/download/zbmnasbm3swnts7/S4S+Aesthetic+Export.rar Winter 2015 Aesthetics]
 
== Honors/Statistics ==
=== Individual Honors ===
<gallery>
File:Fall-2013-Logo_qualifiers.png|'''[[2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Qualifiers#Goalscorers| 2013 Autumn Fetus]]''' <br> '''<span style="color: #168000; font-size: 100%">Golden Boot:</span>''' <br> '''Shrek''', 7 goals
File:Fall-2013-Logo_qualifiers.png|'''[[2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Qualifiers#Assists| 2013 Autumn Fetus]]''' <br> '''<span style="color: #168000; font-size: 100%">{{tt|Joint|Along with Alfred Kinsey of /lgbt/}} Golden Ball:</span>''' <br> '''Patrick Bateman''', 5 assists
File:2014SummerCupLogo.png|'''[[2014 4chan Summer Cup#Team_Awards| 2014 Summer Cup]]''' <br> '''<span style="color: #168000; font-size: 100%">Goal of the Tournament:</span>''' <br> '''Cory Baxter''', vs. /pol/
File:2015_4chan_winter_cup_logo.png|'''[[2015 4chan Winter Cup| 2015 Winter Cup]]''' <br> '''<span style="color: #168000; font-size: 100%">{{tt|Joint|Along with Creed of /tg/, Jace of /tg/, and Best Pony of /mlp/}} Golden Ball:</span>''' <br> '''Ebin, Nice Grill'''
File:2015_4chan_winter_cup_logo.png|'''[[2015 4chan Winter Cup#Team Awards| 2015 Winter Cup]]''' <br> '''<span style="color: #168000; font-size: 100%"> Player of the Tournament:'''</span> <br> '''Patrick Bateman'''
</gallery>
 
=== Team Honors ===
<gallery>
File:Generic_trophy.png|'''[[Thanksgiving Bowl]]''' <br> '''<span style="color: #168000; font-size: 100%">First Place</span>''' <br>
File:2015_4chan_winter_cup_logo.png|'''[[2015 4chan Winter Cup#Team_Awards| 2014 Winter Cup]]''' <br> '''<span style="color: #168000; font-size: 100%">Match of the Tournament</span>''' <br> '''[s4s] - /tg/'''
File:2015_4chan_winter_cup_logo.png|'''[[2015 4chan Winter Cup#Team_Awards| 2015 Winter Cup]]''' <br> '''<span style="color: #168000; font-size: 100%">Best Matches</span>''' <br>
File:2015_Summer_Cup_Logo.png|'''[[2015 4chan Summer Cup| 2015 Summer Cup]]''' <br> '''<span style="color: #168000; font-size: 100%">Match of the Tournament</span>''' <br> '''/gd/ - [s4s]'''
File:ABC15_Design_G.png|'''[[2015 4chan Autumn Babby Cup| 2015 4chan Autumn Babby]]''' <br> '''<span style="color: #168000; font-size: 100%">Match of the Tournament</span>''' <br> '''[s4s] - /sp/'''
</gallery>
 
=== Player Stats ===
 
==== Goals and Assists ====
{| class="wikitable" style="text-align: center; border-collapse: collapse; border-width: 1px; border-style: solid"
! style= width="125" | <font color="#000000"> Player </font>
! style= width="100" | <font color="#000000"> Goals </font>
! style= width="100" | <font color="#000000"> {{tt|Assists|Only assists from official cup games are counted, as assists are not logged for friendlies}} </font>
|-
|-
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" scope="row" | Patrick Bateman
| [[File:2013_Autumn_Cup_logo.png|25px|link=]] [[2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup]] || 0||2||1 || 25th - Relegated || {{greentext|almost losing to autopilot /cgl/}} <br> {{greentext|letting it slip against /r9k/}}
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" | 34 
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" | 11
|-
|-
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" scope="row" | Shrek
| [[File:2014_Spring_Cup_logo.png|25px|link=]] [[2014 4chan Spring Babby Cup]] || 2||1||2 || 16th - Promoted || {{greentext|getting blown the fuck out by OaB /ic/}}
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" | 17
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" | 4
|-
|-
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" scope="row" | [s4s]-Tan
| [[File:2014SummerCupLogo.png|25px|link=]] [[2014 4chan Summer Cup]] || 1||1||2 || 10th - Held Promotion || First Elite Cup; The Cup of Cory
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" | 13
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" | 8
|-
|-
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" scope="row" | Topkek
| [[File:2015_4chan_winter_cup_logo.png|25px|link=]] [[2015 4chan Winter Cup]] || 3||1||1 || 5th - Held Promotion || Almost made it to the semifinals. Fucking /tg/.
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" | {{tt|7|1 as Top Kek}}
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" | 7
|-
|-
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" scope="row" | {{tt|Cory Baxter|No longer on the team}}
| [[File:2015_Summer_Cup_Logo.png|25px|link=]] [[2015 4chan Summer Cup]] || 1||1||1 || 17th - Relegated || [[File:Kerning10000.png|25px|link=]]
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" | 3
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" | 1
|-
|-
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" scope="row" | D A N K M E M E S
| [[File:ABC15_Design_G.png|25px|link=]] [[2015 4chan Autumn Babby Cup]] || 4||0||2 || 5th - Promoted || {{greentext|SACKING THE MANAGER FOR FINISHING 5TH}}
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" | 2
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" | 4
|-
|-
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" scope="row" | Nice Grill
| [[File:WC16_Design_A.png|25px|link=]] [[2016 4chan Winter Cup]] || 2||1||2 || 7th - Held Promotion || {{greentext|lost 3-2 in the quarterfinals again}}
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" | 3
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" | 7
|-
|-
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" scope="row" | {{tt|Quads|No longer on the team}}
| [[File:Summer16_H_ALT_2.png|25px|link=]] [[2016 4chan Summer Cup]] || 2||1||1 || 15th - Held Promotion || Killed in the Ro16 by /adv/.
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" | 1
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" | 0
|-
|-
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" scope="row" | Ebin
| [[File:WC17_Design_A.png|25px|link=]] [[2017 4chan Winter Cup]] || 2||0||2 || 15th - Held Promotion || THAT. FUCKING. KAT.
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" | 1
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" | {{tt|6|1 as Ebin :^)}}
|-
|-
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" scope="row" | Snek Court
| [[File:SC17_Design_A.png|25px|link=]] [[2017 4chan Summer Cup]] || 0||1||2 || 28th - Relegated || The Dark Era begins.
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" | 1
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" | 2
|-
|-
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" scope="row" | :^)
| [[File:ABC17_Design_A.png|25px|link=]] [[2017 4chan Autumn Babby Cup]] || 2||0||1 || 17th - Failed to Promote || The first of two 6-Point Hells.
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" | 0
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" | 2
|-
|-
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" scope="row" | Awoo~
| [[File:SBC18_Design_G2.png|25px|link=]] [[2018 4chan Spring Babby Cup]] || 2||0||1 || 19th - Failed to Promote || YOU GOT BEAT BY /t/. <br> The second of the aforementioned Hells.
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" | 0
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" | 1
|-
|-
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" scope="row" | {{tt|Me On The Left|No longer on the team}}
| [[File:ABC18_Design_A.png|25px|link=]] [[2018 4chan Autumn Babby Cup]] || 3||0||1 || 11th - Promoted || Freed from Hell, Lost in the Ro16 (again) thanks to Patrick "Flowre" Bateman. <br> Nice dubs though.
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" | 0
|-style="background:#CD7F32"
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" | 1
| [[File:WC19_Design_E.png|25px|link=]] [[2019 4chan Winter Cup]] || 4||0||2 || 3rd Place - Held Promotion || WON THE THIRD PLACE TROPHY.
|-
|-
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" scope="row" | Yee
| [[File:Summer19 C.png|25px|link=]] [[2019 4chan Summer Cup]]  || 0||1||2 || 29th Place - Relegated|| Third Place curse strikes
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" | 0
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" | 1
|-
|-
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" scope="row" | Youd Be Surprise
| [[File:ABC19_Design_E.png|25px|link=]] [[2019 4chan Autumn Babby Cup]]  || 0||1||2 || 30th Place - Failed to Promote || rude autopilot
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" | 0
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" | 1
|}
 
==== Saves ====
{| class="wikitable" style="text-align: center; border-collapse: collapse; border-width: 1px; border-style: solid; "
! style= width="125" | <font color="#000000"> Player </font>
! style= width="125" | <font color="#000000"> {{tt|Saves|Only saves from official cup games are counted, as saves are not logged for friendlies}} </font>
|-
|-
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" scope="row" | Walruse
| [[File:SBC20 Design Aq.png|25px|link=]] [[2020 4chan Spring Babby Cup Qualifiers]] || 1 || 2 || 0 || 2nd Place - Qualified || Escaped the uterus
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" | 30
|-
|-
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" scope="row" | {{tt|Doge|Now a centerback}}
| [[File:SBC20 Design Aq.png|25px|link=]] [[2020 4chan Spring Babby Cup]] || 4 || 0 || 1 || 7th Place - Promoted || 9 point curse (lost in Quarter Finals)
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" | 28
|-
|-
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" scope="row" | Swaglord
| [[File:SC20 Design E2.png|25px|link=]] [[2020 4chan Summer Cup]] || 0 || 1 || 2 || 28th Place - Relegated || not nice
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" | 17
|-
|-
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" scope="row" | #fortune
| [[File:ABC20 Design F.png|25px|link=]] [[2020 4chan Autumn Babby Cup]] || 0 || 0 || 3 || 28th Place - Relegated || barely avoided the spoon lole
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" | 11
|-style="background:#DAA520"
| [[File:WoC21 Design E.png|25px|link=]] [[2021 4chan World Cup]] || 6 || 1 || 1 || 1st Place - Champions || HALLELUJAH
|-
|-
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" scope="row" | {{tt|Le Purple Palmtree Man|No longer on the team}}
| [[File:ABC21 Design C.png|25px|link=]] [[2021 4chan Autumn Babby Cup]] || 2 || 0 || 2 || 21st Place - Failed to Promote || {{greentext|bateman gets a 9.0}} <br> {{greentext|fail to promote}}
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" | 5
|-
|-
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" scope="row" | {{tt|My OC|No longer on the team}}
| [[File:SBC22 Design D.png|25px|link=]] [[2022 4chan Spring Babby Cup]] || 6 || 0 || 2 || 4th Place - Promoted || 12 point mustard, possibly cursed(THAT FUCKING CAT AGAIN)
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" | 4
|-
|-
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" scope="row" | {{tt|Slowpoke|The first goalkeeper in [s4s] history, RIPIP ;_;7}}
| [[File:SC22 Design G.png|25px|link=]] [[2022 4chan Summer Cup]] || 1 || 1 || 2 || 11th Place - Held Promotion || check'em
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" | 3
|-
|-
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" scope="row" | {{tt|Donut Man|Now a centerback}}
| [[File:WC23 Design G.png|25px|link=]] [[2023 4chan Winter Cup]] || 2 || 0 || 2 || 12th Place - Held Promotion || off by fun
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" | 2
|}
|}


==== Goals in a Single Cup ====
=== Individual Honors ===
*Patrick Bateman, 7, 2015 4chan Autumn Babby Cup
<gallery>
*Shrek, 7, 2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Qualifiers
File:Fall-2013-Logo_qualifiers.png|'''[[2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Qualifiers#Goalscorers| 2013 Autumn Fetus]] <br> <span style="color: #168000; font-size: 100%">Golden Boot:</span> <br> Shrek''', 7 goals
*Shrek, 6, 2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup
File:Fall-2013-Logo_qualifiers.png|'''[[2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Qualifiers#Assists| 2013 Autumn Fetus]] <br> <span style="color: #168000; font-size: 100%">{{tt|Joint|Along with Alfred Kinsey of /lgbt/}} Golden Ball:</span> <br> Patrick Bateman''', 5 assists
*Patrick Bateman, 5, 2014 4chan Spring Babby Cup, 2015 4chan Winter Cup, 2015 4chan Summer Cup  
File:2014SummerCupLogo.png|'''[[2014 4chan Summer Cup#Team_Awards| 2014 Summer Cup]] <br> <span style="color: #168000; font-size: 100%">Goal of the Tournament:</span> <br> Cory Baxter''', vs. /pol/
*[s4s]-Tan, 4, 2014 4chan Spring Babby Cup
File:2015_4chan_winter_cup_logo.png|'''[[2015 4chan Winter Cup| 2015 Winter Cup]] <br> <span style="color: #168000; font-size: 100%">{{tt|Joint|Along with Creed of /tg/, Jace of /tg/, and Best Pony of /mlp/}} Golden Ball:</span> <br> Ebin, Nice Grill'''
*Cory Baxter, 3, 2014 4chan Summer Cup
File:2015_4chan_winter_cup_logo.png|'''[[2015 4chan Winter Cup#Team Awards| 2015 Winter Cup]] <br> <span style="color: #168000; font-size: 100%"> Player of the Tournament:</span> <br> Patrick Bateman'''
*[s4s]-Tan, 3, 2014 4chan Summer Cup and 2015 4chan Summer Cup
File:WC19_Design_E.png|'''[[2019 4chan Winter Cup|2019 Winter Cup]] <br> <span style="color: #168000; font-size: 100%"> {{tt|Joint|Along with Blender of /3/, Glitch Art of /gd/, Kerning of /gd/, and Gogeta Da of /vg/}} Best Player
<br/>
(Most MOTM Awards)</span><br>Keksandra'''
File:WC19_Design_E.png|'''[[2019 4chan Winter Cup|2019 Winter Cup]] <br> <span style="color: #168000; font-size: 100%">Goal of the Tournament</span><br>Nice Grill'''
File:WoC21 Design E.png|'''[[2021 4chan World Cup|2021 World Cup]] <br> <span style="color: #168000; font-size: 100%">Golden Glove</span><br>#fortune'''
File:WoC21 Design E.png|'''[[2021 4chan World Cup|2021 World Cup]] <br> <span style="color: #168000; font-size: 100%">Player of the Tournament</span><br>Patrick Bateman, #fortune'''
File:SBC22 Design D.png|'''[[2022 4chan Spring Babby Cup]] <br> <span style="color: #168000; font-size: 100%"> {{tt|Joint|Along with Hitler of /pol/}} Golden Ball </span><br>Keksandra'''
</gallery>


== Past Cup Performances ==
=== Team Honors ===
<gallery>
<gallery>
File:Fall-2013-Logo_qualifiers.png|'''[[2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Qualifiers| 2013 Autumn Fetus]]''' <br> '''<span style="color: #168000; font-size: 100%">1st - Qualified</span>'''
File:2015_4chan_winter_cup_logo.png|'''[[2015 4chan Winter Cup#Team_Awards| 2015 Winter Cup]] <br> <span style="color: #168000; font-size: 100%">Match of the Tournament</span> <br> [s4s] - /tg/'''
File:2013_Autumn_Cup_logo.png|'''[[2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup| 2013 Autumn Babby]]''' <br> '''<span style="color: #FF0000; font-size: 100%">25th - Relegated</span>'''
File:2015_4chan_winter_cup_logo.png|'''[[2015 4chan Winter Cup#Team_Awards| 2015 Winter Cup]] <br> <span style="color: #168000; font-size: 100%">Best Matches</span>''' <br>
File:2014_Spring_Cup_logo.png|'''[[2014 4chan Spring Babby Cup| 2014 Spring Babby]]''' <br> '''<span style="color: #168000; font-size: 100%">16th - Promoted</span>'''
File:2015_Summer_Cup_Logo.png|'''[[2015 4chan Summer Cup| 2015 Summer Cup]] <br> <span style="color: #168000; font-size: 100%">Match of the Tournament</span> <br> /gd/ - [s4s]'''
File:2014SummerCupLogo.png|'''[[2014 4chan Summer Cup|2014 Summer Cup]]''' <br> '''<span style="color: #168000; font-size: 100%">10th - Held Promotion</span>'''
File:ABC15_Design_G.png|'''[[2015 4chan Autumn Babby Cup| 2015 4chan Autumn Babby]] <br> <span style="color: #168000; font-size: 100%">Match of the Tournament</span> <br> [s4s] - /sp/'''
File:2015_4chan_winter_cup_logo.png|'''[[2015 4chan Winter Cup|2015 Winter Cup]]''' <br> '''<span style="color: #168000; font-size: 100%">5th - Held Promotion</span>'''
File:WC19_Design_E.png|'''[[2019 4chan Winter Cup|2019 Winter Cup]] <br> <span style="color: #A57164; font-size: 100%">3rd Place</span>''' <br>
File:2015_Summer_Cup_Logo.png|'''[[2015 4chan Summer Cup|2015 Summer Cup]]''' <br> '''<span style="color: #FF0000; font-size: 100%">17th - Relegated</span>'''
File:WoC21 Design E.png|'''[[2021 4chan World Cup|2021 World Cup]] <br> <span style="color: #168000; font-size: 100%">Match of the Tournament, Biggest Upset</span> <br> [s4s] - /mlp/'''
File:ABC15_Design_G.png|'''[[2015 4chan Autumn Babby Cup|2015 Autumn Babby]]''' <br> '''<span style="color: #168000; font-size: 100%">5th - Promoted</span>'''
File:WoC21 Design E.png|'''[[2021 4chan World Cup|2021 World Cup]] <br> <span style="color: #168000; font-size: 100%">Team of the Tournament, Most Improved Team, Most Exciting Team</span>''' <br>
File:WC16_Design_A.png|'''[[2016 4chan Winter Cup|2016 Winter Cup]]''' <br> '''<span style="color: #168000; font-size: 100%">7th - Held Promotion</span>'''
File:WoC21 Design E.png|'''[[2021 4chan World Cup|2021 World Cup]] <br> <span style="color: #DAA520; font-size: 100%">1st Place</span>''' <br>
</gallery>
</gallery>


== Rivalries ==
== Rivalries ==
=== '''Checkb Owl''': {{team away|s4s}} v. {{team home|lgbt}} ===
In this matchup of two [[Provisional Teams|provisionals]],  something always ends up getting checked. If [s4s] win, you check these dubs, and if /lgbt/ win, you check your '''FUCKING PRIVILEGE, YOU WHITE CIS SCUM'''. This rivalry has seen two matchups, a 1-1 draw in the 2013 Autumn Fetus, and a 2-1 /lgbt/ win in the 2014 Summer Friendlies.


'''<span style="color:red">0W - 1D - 1L</span>'''
You'd think the nicest team in the [[4chan Cup]] wouldn't have rivalries, but youd be suprise :^)
 
=== Board Rivalries ===
==== '''Sh*tpost Bowl''': {{team away|s4s}} v. {{team home|b}} ====
Newfigs to [s4s] consider it to be a "new /b/", in that they're both filled with <strike>ironic shitposting</strike> funposting, dubs threads, and <strike>useless content</strike> OC, but everyone knows [s4s] is better, both as a board and as a team. These teams have met twice, the first time was [s4s] second match ever, in which the s4squatches won 1-0. The second time they met was in the FINALS of the [[2021 4chan World Cup]], which [s4s] WON 3-1 for their first ever 1st place finish and a STAR. '''<span style="color:green">2W - 0D - 0L</span>'''
 
==== '''Dumb Frogposting Bowl''': {{team away|s4s}} v. {{team home|r9k}} ====
Although Pepes and Sadfrogs are some of the most commonly-posted images on /r9k/, [http://puu.sh/osrRI/9744f7eec7.jpg they are looked down upon] on [s4s], and anyone who posts one of these images will be referred to as a "dumb frogposter". [s4s] and /r9k/ do share one similarity, however: they were, at one point, the only boards on 4chan's header board list that resided in brackets by themselves. This rivalry sat at 2 draws up until Autumn 2017, when [s4s] pulled ahead with a win, being the only team to beat /r9k/ that entire cup. '''<span style="color:green">1W - 2D - 0L</span>'''
 
=== Meta Rivalries ===
==== '''THE ETERNAL RIVALRY IS GETTING BETTER''': {{team away|s4s}} v. {{team home|gd}} ====
Thanks to a 3-1 win in the [[2020 4chan Spring Babby Cup]], [s4s] finally got their first win against the grpahics dudes and THAT FUCKING CAT
Let's hope it will soon go our way :^^).  '''<span style="color:red">1W - 0D - 5L</span>'''
 
==== '''Checkb Owl''': {{team away|s4s}} v. {{team home|lgbt}} ====
In this matchup of two [[Provisional Teams|provisionals]],  something always ends up getting checked. If [s4s] win, you check these dubs, and if /lgbt/ win, you check your '''FUCKING PRIVILEGE, YOU WHITE CIS SCUM'''. This rivalry has seen two matchups, a 1-1 draw in the 2013 Autumn Fetus, and a 2-1 /lgbt/ win in the 2014 Summer Friendlies. '''<span style="color:red">0W - 1D - 1L</span>'''
 
==== '''Friendshipb Owl aka Together Forever, Jr.''': {{team away|s4s}} v. {{team home|mlp}} ====
Fitting to the rivalry's name, their first face-off ended in the friendliest of results, a 1-1 draw in the [[2015 4chan Winter Cup]] that saw both teams continue through to the knockout stages. Their second, however, was slightly less amicable, as Dubs FC pulled ahead with a 3-1 victory in the [[2018 4chan Autumn Babby Cup]]. Despite this, both teams again advanced. {{greentext|rape}} and the rest of the pastel ponies grabbed their first win of the rivalry in the third matchup, with a 5-2 win in the [[2019 4chan Winter Cup]]. Yet ''again'', both [s4s] and /mlp/ qualified for the knockout rounds. The rivalry currently stands at [s4s] being ahead after knocking out the pones in a grueling Quarter Finals of the [[2021 4chan World Cup]] which was arguably the best match of the cup  '''<span style="color:green">3W - 1D - 2L</span>'''
 
== Gallery ==
<gallery>
File:S4s w15 undisputed masterpiece.jpg|The [s4s]-[[/x/]] [[2015 4chan Winter Cup Group G#/x/ v /s4s/|match from Winter 2015]] summed up in one image.
File:DANK.png|[s4s] doing what only [s4s] can.
File:RusedByTheTan.png|Keksandra rusing [[/adv/]] defender s/adv/irgin after he allows an 87th minute Patrick Bateman goal.
File:S4ssummermedals.png|[s4s]'s [[2017 4chan Summer Cup|Summer 2017]] medals enjoying a photo op en route to their first match.
File:S4shispregame.png|Eh? You've Never Seen a Pair of Breasts Before?, Bateman, and [[/his/]]'s Bismarck engaging in some lighthearted pregame hijinks before their [[2017 4chan Summer Cup Group C|match]].
File:KeksandraThirdPlaceTrophy.png|Keksandra embracing the Third Place Trophy™ she and the rest of Dubs FC claimed after the [[2019 4chan Winter Cup|2019 Winter Cup]].
File:Nice_Grill_90+2.png|[s4s] celebrating Nice Grill's 90+2 goal to tie their Round of 32 match 3-3 vs /vst/ during the [[2021 4chan World Cup]].
File:S4sallstarupdate.png|Nice artwork from a nice anon on le board of the allstar after the [[2021 4chan World Cup]]
File:Spring22_Pulitzer_Winner.png|Keksandra smugly blasted Top Kek in the nuts during the [[2022 4chan Spring Babby Cup]] and won the Pulitzer!
</gallery>
 
== Quotes ==
{{Quote|But yeah seriously, /s4s/ is pretty good.|source={{Anonymous|DrBorisG}}}}
On his favorite team in the cup :^)
 
 
{{Quote|IT CAN'T BE, IT FUCKING CAN'T BE! OH MY GOD, IT'S FOUR FOR BATEMAN!|source={{Anonymous|DrBorisG}}}}
After Patrick Bateman scored the final of five [s4s] goals against [[/x/]] in the [[2015 4chan Winter Cup]].
 


=== '''Sh*tpost Bowl''': {{team away|s4s}} v. {{team home|b}} ===
{{Quote|BATEMAN! BATEMAN SENDS [S4S] TO WINTER!|source={{Anonymous|Old Man Sou}}}}
Newfigs to [s4s] consider it to be a "new /b/", in that they're both filled with <strike>ironic shitposting</strike> funposting, dubs threads, and <strike>useless content</strike> OC, but everyone knows [s4s] is better, {{tt|both as a board and as a team|nothin personnel kid B^)}}. The only ''{{tt|official|The two have also played in an invitational, which [s4s] won 4-2 in extra time.}}'' Cup match these two teams have ever played against each other was [s4s]'s second ever, and it ended in a 1-0 win for [s4s].
After Patrick Bateman scored in the 87th minute to secure a 2-1 victory over [[/adv/]] and a berth in the [[2016 4chan Winter Cup]].


'''<span style="color:green">1W - 0D - 0L</span>'''


=== '''Battle of the Provisionals''': {{team away|s4s}} v. {{team home|gd}} ===
{{Quote|Ninety plus four, Ses on a corner kick, here we go!|source={{Anonymous|DrBorisG}}}}
Similar to [[/mu/]] and their rivalry with [[/wg/]], [s4s] have lost the first three meetings against their bitter rivals. But there is one positive: if this truly is similar to the /mu/-/wg/ rivalry, [s4s] should win the next matchup between these teams. <small><small><small><small><small>Fuck /gd/ tho</small></small></small></small></small>
{{Quote|Seeeess...|source={{Anonymous|Jack}}}}


'''<span style="color:red">0W - 0D - 3L</span>'''
{{Quote|Here comes that pause abuse, he already got one assist on it--|source={{Anonymous|Kekkels}}}}
{{Quote|Nah, not unless, n--OH, OH YEAH, MAYBE, OKAY! NICE GRILL, NICE GAME! Nice Grill on the Squat Toilet! I got nothin' for this.|source={{Anonymous|DrBorisG}}}}
{{Quote|Well, I think we know what Goal of the Tournament is going to be.|source={{Anonymous|Blinky}}}}
The commentary booth's reaction to Nice Grill's improbable last-gasp volley against to win the [[2019 4chan Winter Cup]] Third Place Match against [[/vg/]].


=== '''Bracket Bowl/Dumb Frogposting Bowl''': {{team away|s4s}} v. {{team home|r9k}} ===
Although Pepes and Sadfrogs are some of the most commonly-posted images on /r9k/, [http://puu.sh/osrRI/9744f7eec7.jpg they are looked down upon] on [s4s], and anyone who posts one of these images will be referred to as a "dumb frogposter". [s4s] and /r9k/ do share one similarity, however: they are the only boards on 4chan's header board list that reside in brackets by themselves. Both matches these teams have played have ended in a draw.


'''<span style="color:gray">0W - 2D - 0L</span>'''


<br>
{{Quote|Oh no, not ASS, if this ends with ASS... IT DOES, ASS WINS THE GAME FOR [s4s]!|source={{Anonymous|DrBorisG}}}}
{{Quote|ASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS|source={{Anonymous|Ken Ashcorp}}}}
Bors and Ken on [https://files.catbox.moe/3yixj8.mp4 the thrilling end to one of the best penalty shootouts from the 2021 World Cup]


== Trivia/Fun Facts ==
== Trivia ==
*There have been two times that a single [s4s] player has scored 4 goals in a match: Shrek against [[/r9k/]] in Autumn '13, and Bateman against [[/x/]] in Summer '15. However, only one of these matches ended in an [s4s] victory: The latter match.
* In '87, Huey released this; Fore!, their most accomplished album. I think their undisputed masterpiece is "Hip To Be Square". A song so catchy, most people probably don't listen to the lyrics. But they should, because it's not just about the pleasures of conformity and the importance of trends. It's also a personal statement about the band itself.


*Despite being [s4s]'s most prolific goal-scorer for almost a year with 16 goals in 13 games, former Gold striker Shrek is now a non-medal substitute midfielder.
* There have been three times that one [s4s] player has scored 4 goals in a match: Shrek against [[/r9k/]] in Autumn '13, Bateman against [[/x/]] in Summer '15, and Keksandra against [[/sp/]] in Winter '19. Despite this, not every match was an [s4s] victory: Shrek's double brace was not enough to take all 3 points, as a ROBOT9001 hat trick meant the game ended 4-all.


*[s4s]'s largest victory and worst loss are both currently by 5 goals to 0 (victory: over [[/x/]], loss: against [[/ic/]]).
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Latest revision as of 06:48, 8 November 2024

/s4s/
Quis Tu Vertitis
S4s logo.png
/s4s/ - Shit 4chan Says
Founded May 17, 2013
Owner ETi, Inc.
Gippo Dudee
IRL manager Mephitis !!v8t9nYkJLKq
Team colors
Chat color DAA520
Cheeky Grin Gold
Ranking 12 (increase 14)
Highest rank 3rd (Post-Spring Fetus '19)
Lowest rank 51st (Post-Winter '20)
Top scorer Patrick Bateman (106)
Top assister Keksandra (41)
Captain Patrick Bateman
Website /s4s/ - Shit 4chan Says
Nickname [s4s]quatches
Shitp4sterS
Dubs FC
Home ground Unchecked Dubs Memorial Stadium
Historic performance
W D L TOTAL EFFICIENCY
57 18 45 120 47.5%
GF GA GD
249 217 +32
Biggest win
/s4s/ S4s icon.png 5–0 X icon.png /x/
20 February 2015
Biggest defeat
/s4s/ S4s icon.png 1–7 Pol icon.png /pol/
November 3rd, 2024
First match
/gd/ Gd icon.png 3–1 S4s icon.png /s4s/
12 July 2013
Elite Cup
Appearances 12 (First in 2014 4chan Summer Cup)
Best result 1st, 2021 4chan World Cup
Babby Cup
Appearances 11 (First in 2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup)
Best result 4th, 2022 4chan Spring Babby Cup
Team music
Anthem All Star
Group Stage Victory Anthem Jazz Star
RO16 Victory Anthem Romance Star Dead link
Keksandra MotM Victory Anthem Boris x Keksandra
Cup Champions Victory Anthem Valinor Quartet - Hallelujah
Goal horn Hip To Be Square
Alternate goal horn I Need Dubs (Dubs goalhorn and Brace goalhorn)
Alternate goal horn KEK (For Topkek)
Alternate goal horn Hey There Keksandra (Keksandra goalhorn)
Kits
Home kit S4s home kit 2020 summer cup.png
Away kit S4saway-2016sc.png
Goalkeeper kit S4s goalkeeper kit 2015 summer cup.png
Third kit S4s kit 4.png
Fourth kit S4s kit 3.png
Fifth kit S4sthird-2016sc.png
Sixth kit S4s kit 6 2020 summer cup.png


[s4s] (stylized /s4s/ for cup play) is a virtual professional football team representing the Shit 4chan Says board on 4chan. [s4s] was, as a board, originally thought to be an April Fools' joke. However, it was made a permanent fixture on the site by Moot, and is now home to some of the D A N K E S T M E M E S and best GETs on all of 4chan. The team itself has also challenged these labels, both on and off the divegrass pitch.

The team's history is long and winding, with [s4s] having played in every level of the Cup, ranging from the first ever Babby Cup Qualifiers to the Elite level of play. [s4s] just won their first ever cupe in the 2021 4chan World Cup LOLE!!!

this is nice team discord

Roster

Roster

Main article: /s4s/ Roster
No. Position Player
199
GK
#fortune
55
CB
Jack Ruselel
33
CB
Swaglord
66
LB
I FAILED LIFE LOLE
8
RB
Spikeman
55
DMF
le millenom girl
11
CMF
Konata
3
AMF
Keksandra
100
SS
Nice Grill
111
SS
Top Kek
87
CF
Patrick Bateman Captain
No. Position Player
00
GK
Taking my coffee without cream or sugar for a week
155
CB
BAVI
144
CB
Ass
99
CB
Snek Court
22
CB
Flowre
88
LB
Dubs
9
LB
:^)
19
RB
Yosho
65
RB
bury smolhead
101
DMF
Spikedog
535
DMF
ses
10
DMF
Bury Ebil

Team Photos

Team History

For earlier history: /s4s/ history

Match History

Match Date Opponent Competition Result Goal Scorers
July 12, 2013 Gd icon.png /gd/ 2013 4chan Summer Cup Friendlies 1-3 L Goal 86' Shrek
July 20, 2013 B icon.png /b/ 2013 4chan Summer Cup Friendlies 1-0 W Goal 22' Quads
September 21, 2013 An icon.png /an/ 2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Friendlies 0-2 L
September 29, 2013 Fa icon.png /fa/ 2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Friendlies 1-0 W Goal 37' Shrek
October 25, 2013 O icon.png /o/ 2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Qualifiers 4-2 W Goal 14', 41' Shrek
Goal 36' Patrick Bateman
Goal 49' Top Kek
October 26, 2013 Wsg icon.png /wsg/ 2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Qualifiers 2-1 W Goal 73', 77' Shrek
October 27, 2013 3 icon.png /3/ 2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Qualifiers 3-0 W Goal 71', 79' Shrek
Goal 51' Patrick Bateman
October 27, 2013 Lgbt icon.png /lgbt/ 2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Qualifiers 1-1 D Goal 66' Shrek
November 16, 2013 Pol icon.png /pol/ 2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup 1-2 L Goal 35' Shrek
November 22, 2013 Cgl icon.png /cgl/ 2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup 1-1 D Goal 66' Shrek
November 24, 2013 R9k icon.png /r9k/ 2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup 4-4 D Goal 19', 38', 53', 66' Shrek
January 11, 2014 Vg icon.png /vg/ 2014 4chan Winter Cup Friendlies 0-1 L
January 19, 2014 Trv icon.png /trv/ 2014 4chan Winter Cup Friendlies 1-1 D Goal 57' Shrek
April 6, 2014 O icon.png /o/ 2014 4chan Spring Babby Cup 1-2 L Goal 90+1' [s4s]-Tan
April 11, 2014 Tv icon.png /tv/ 2014 4chan Spring Babby Cup 3-3 D Goal 60' [s4s]-Tan
Goal 17', 72' Patrick Bateman
April 13, 2014 Vr icon.png /vr/ 2014 4chan Spring Babby Cup 1-0 W Goal 43' Patrick Bateman
April 19, 2014 Hr icon.png /hr/ 2014 4chan Spring Babby Cup 2-1 W Goal 14', 71' Patrick Bateman
April 26, 2014 Ic icon.png /ic/ 2014 4chan Spring Babby Cup 0-5 L
May 31, 2014 Lgbt icon.png /lgbt/ 2014 4chan Summer Cup Friendlies 1-2 L Goal 63' Patrick Bateman
June 7, 2014 Hm icon.png /hm/ 2014 4chan Summer Cup Friendlies 2-1 W Goal 35', 40' [s4s]-Tan
July 19, 2014 Soc icon.png /soc/ 2014 4chan Summer Cup 4-2 W Goal 17', 38' Cory Baxter
Goal 34' Patrick Bateman
Goal 83' [s4s]-Tan
July 25, 2014 Pol icon.png /pol/ 2014 4chan Summer Cup 2-2 D Goal 43' Cory Baxter
Goal 75' [s4s]-Tan
July 27, 2014 Asp icon.png /asp/ 2014 4chan Summer Cup 1-2 L Goal 74' Topkek
August 2, 2014 X icon.png /x/ 2014 4chan Summer Cup 1-1 L (AET) Goal 82' [s4s]-Tan
February 14, 2015 M icon.png /m/ 2015 4chan Winter Cup 3-0 W Goal 9', 77' Topkek
Goal 30' Nice Grill
February 20, 2015 X icon.png /x/ 2015 4chan Winter Cup 5-0 W Goal 42' Dubs
Goal 45+0', 59', 61', 67' Patrick Bateman
February 22, 2015 Mlp icon.png /mlp/ 2015 4chan Winter Cup 1-1 D Goal 4' [s4s]-Tan
February 28, 2015 Sci icon.png /sci/ 2015 4chan Winter Cup 3-0 W Goal 45+1' Patrick Bateman
Goal 14', 70' D A N K M E M E S
March 1, 2015 Tg icon.png /tg/ 2015 4chan Winter Cup 2-3 L Goal 26' Nice Grill
Goal 17' Patrick Bateman
July 31, 2015 Mu icon.png /mu/ 2015 4chan Summer Cup 1-1 D Goal 65' Patrick Bateman
August 2, 2015 Sci icon.png /sci/ 2015 4chan Summer Cup 4-1 W Goal 34' Patrick Bateman
Goal 4', 74', 83' [s4s]-tan
August 8, 2015 Gd icon.png /gd/ 2015 4chan Summer Cup 3-4 L Goal 13', 44', 70' Patrick Bateman
October 24, 2015 3 icon.png /3/ 2015 4chan Autumn Babby Cup 1-0 W Goal 34' Patrick Bateman
October 30, 2015 A icon.png /a/ 2015 4chan Autumn Babby Cup 1-3 L Goal 71' Patrick Bateman
November 1, 2015 Toy icon.png /toy/ 2015 4chan Autumn Babby Cup 4-3 W Goal 4', 90+0' Patrick Bateman
Goal 30' [s4s]-tan
Goal 42' Ebin
November 8, 2015 Adv icon.png /adv/ 2015 4chan Autumn Babby Cup 2-1 W Goal 87' Patrick Bateman
Goal 18' [s4s]-tan
November 14, 2015 Sp icon.png /sp/ 2015 4chan Autumn Babby Cup 4-3 W (AET) Goal 31', 78' Patrick Bateman
Goal 40' Topkek
Goal 111' Snek Court
November 15, 2015 Pol icon.png /pol/ 2015 4chan Autumn Babby Cup 0-2 L
February 20, 2016 G icon.png /g/ 2016 4chan Winter Cup 4-0 W Goal 7', 73', 85' Patrick Bateman
Goal 29' [s4s]-tan
February 26, 2016 R9k icon.png /r9k/ 2016 4chan Winter Cup 1-1 D Goal 25' Patrick Bateman
February 28, 2016 Gd icon.png /gd/ 2016 4chan Winter Cup 0-4 L
March 5, 2016 Asp icon.png /asp/ 2016 4chan Winter Cup 2-2 W (AET) Goal 59' Patrick Bateman
Goal 41' Nice Grill
March 6, 2016 Mu icon.png /mu/ 2016 4chan Winter Cup 2-3 L Goal 45+3' Patrick Bateman
Goal 14' Topkek
August 6, 2016 M icon.png /m/ 2016 4chan Summer Cup 2-2 D Goal 38' Topkek
Goal 61' Patrick Bateman
August 12, 2016 Tv icon.png /tv/ 2016 4chan Summer Cup 2-1 W Goal 35' Topkek
Goal 42' Patrick Bateman
August 14, 2016 Biz icon.png /biz/ 2016 4chan Summer Cup 2-1 W Goal 30' Patrick Bateman
Goal 53' Nice Grill
August 20, 2016 Adv icon.png /adv/ 2016 4chan Summer Cup 0-3 L
February 11, 2017 N icon.png /n/ 2017 4chan Winter Cup 3-1 W Goal 21' Topkek
Goal 53', 80' Patrick Bateman
February 17, 2017 Asp icon.png /asp/ 2017 4chan Winter Cup 0-1 L
February 19, 2017 U icon.png /u/ 2017 4chan Winter Cup 2-1 W Goal 38', 43' Topkek
February 25, 2017 Gd icon.png /gd/ 2017 4chan Winter Cup 2-5 L Goal 45+0', 58' Patrick Bateman
July 28, 2017 His icon.png /his/ 2017 4chan Summer Cup 2-3 L Goal 18' Patrick Bateman
Goal 90+2' Keksandra
July 30, 2017 Asp icon.png /asp/ 2017 4chan Summer Cup 3-3 D Goal 48', 90+0' Patrick Bateman
Goal 7' Keksandra
August 5, 2017 Wg icon.png /wg/ 2017 4chan Summer Cup 1-2 L Goal 66' Keksandra
October 27, 2017 A icon.png /a/ 2017 4chan Autumn Babby Cup 1-3 L Goal 45+0' Patrick Bateman
October 29, 2017 Vp icon.png /vp/ 2017 4chan Autumn Babby Cup 2-1 W Goal 21', 90+0' Patrick Bateman
November 4, 2017 R9k icon.png /r9k/ 2017 4chan Autumn Babby Cup 2-1 W Goal 15', 59' TOPKEK
May 4, 2018 Jp icon.png /jp/ 2018 4chan Spring Babby Cup 2-0 W Goal 23' Patrick Bateman
Scored 30' Slut Sanae
May 6, 2018 A icon.png /a/ 2018 4chan Spring Babby Cup 1-2 L Goal 19' Patrick Bateman
May 11, 2018 T icon.png /t/ 2018 4chan Spring Babby Cup 2-3 L Goal 87' Keksandra
Goal 41' Patrick Bateman
May 13, 2018 C icon.png /c/ 2018 4chan Spring Babby Cup 3-1 W Goal 90+2' Keksandra
Goal 8', 53' Patrick Bateman
October 26, 2018 O icon.png /o/ 2018 4chan Autumn Babby Cup 2-0 W Goal 69' Patrick Bateman
Goal 51' Topkek
October 28, 2018 Mlp icon.png /mlp/ 2018 4chan Autumn Babby Cup 3-1 W Goal 52' Patrick Bateman
Goal 33' Topkek
Goal 13' Nice Grill
November 3, 2018 Wsg icon.png /wsg/ 2018 4chan Autumn Babby Cup 5-1 W Goal 45+4', 90+7' Keksandra
Goal 49' Topkek
Goal 10' Nice Grill
Goal 85' Flowre
November 10, 2018 Wg icon.png /wg/ 2018 4chan Autumn Babby Cup 1-1 L (PK) Goal 59' Patrick Bateman
February 16, 2019 Vr icon.png /vr/ 2019 4chan Winter Cup 5-2 W Goal 52', 87' Patrick Bateman
Goal 66' Keksandra
Goal 11', 28' Topkek
February 22, 2019 Mlp icon.png /mlp/ 2019 4chan Winter Cup 2-5 L Goal 81' Patrick Bateman
Goal 18' Keksandra
February 24, 2019 Sp icon.png /sp/ 2019 4chan Winter Cup 7-3 W Goal 58' Patrick Bateman
Goal 50', 62', 71', 77' Keksandra
Goal 6', 37' Topkek
March 2, 2019 G icon.png /g/ 2019 4chan Winter Cup 5-4 W (AET) Goal 22', 41', 51' Patrick Bateman
Goal 105+2', 117' Topkek
March 3, 2019 Biz icon.png /biz/ 2019 4chan Winter Cup 3-1 W Goal 47' Patrick Bateman
Goal 68' Keksandra
Goal 88' Topkek
March 3, 2019 3 icon.png /3/ 2019 4chan Winter Cup 1-2 L (AET) Goal 38' Topkek
March 3, 2019 Vg icon.png /vg/ 2019 4chan Winter Cup 4-3 W Goal 83' Patrick Bateman
Goal 13', 18' Keksandra
Goal 90+1' Nice Grill
July 20, 2019 C icon.png /c/ 2019 4chan Summer Cup 0-1 L
July 26, 2019 I icon.png /i/ 2019 4chan Summer Cup 0-4 L
July 28, 2019 K icon.png /k/ 2019 4chan Summer Cup 1-1 D Goal 22' Patrick Bateman
October 25, 2019 Wsg icon.png /wsg/ 2019 4chan Autumn Babby Cup 1-5 L Goal 43' Keksandra
October 27, 2019 B icon.png /b/ 2019 4chan Autumn Babby Cup 0-1 L
November 2, 2019 Bant icon.png /bant/ 2019 4chan Autumn Babby Cup 3-3 D Goal 68' Patrick Bateman
Goal 51', 90+2' Keksandra
April 11, 2020 An icon.png /an/ 2020 4chan Spring Babby Cup Qualifiers 3-1 W Goal 73', 83' Patrick Bateman
Goal 39' Nice Grill
April 11, 2020 Aco icon.png /aco/ 2020 4chan Spring Babby Cup Qualifiers 1-1 D Goal 18' Patrick Bateman
April 12, 2020 Y icon.png /y/ 2020 4chan Spring Babby Cup Qualifiers 2-2 D Goal 66' Patrick Bateman
Goal 17' ses
April 24, 2020 Mlp icon.png /mlp/ 2020 4chan Spring Babby Cup 1-0 W Goal 6' Patrick Bateman
April 26, 2020 Gd icon.png /gd/ 2020 4chan Spring Babby Cup 3-1 W Goal 18', 29' Patrick Bateman
Goal 48' Keksandra
May 2, 2020 Trv icon.png /trv/ 2020 4chan Spring Babby Cup 7-3 W Goal 14', 61' Patrick Bateman
Goal 64', 68', 74' Keksandra
Goal 45+3' Nice Grill
Goal 85' Flowre
May 9, 2020 Asp icon.png /asp/ 2020 4chan Spring Babby Cup 4-2 W Goal 72' Patrick Bateman
Goal 66' Keksandra
Goal 18' ses
Goal 52' Flowre
May 10, 2020 Sp icon.png /sp/ 2020 4chan Spring Babby Cup 0-2 L
July 17, 2020 Toy icon.png /toy/ 2020 4chan Summer Cup 3-4 L Goal 58', 71', 90+3' Keksandra
July 19, 2020 Int icon.png /int/ 2020 4chan Summer Cup 1-1 D Goal 37' Patrick Bateman
July 25, 2020 I icon.png /i/ 2020 4chan Summer Cup 1-2 L Goal 75' Keksandra
October 23, 2020 An icon.png /an/ 2020 4chan Autumn Babby Cup 2-3 L Goal 20' Keksandra
Goal 48' Topkek
October 25, 2020 D icon.png /d/ 2020 4chan Autumn Babby Cup 2-3 L Goal 8', 48' Keksandra
October 31, 2020 Mlp icon.png /mlp/ 2020 4chan Autumn Babby Cup 1-2 L Goal 33' Keksandra
July 10, 2021 Cgl icon.png /cgl/ 2021 4chan World Cup 0-1 L
July 18, 2021 M icon.png /m/ 2021 4chan World Cup 2-2 D Goal 83' Patrick Bateman
Goal 41' Keksandra
July 30, 2021 H icon.png /h/ 2021 4chan World Cup 4-1 W Goal 33', 52' Patrick Bateman
Goal 44', 82' Keksandra
August 8, 2021 Vst icon.png /vst/ 2021 4chan World Cup 3-3 W (AET) Goal 11', 53' Keksandra
Goal 90+2' Nice Grill
August 14, 2021 Soc icon.png /soc/ 2021 4chan World Cup 2-1 W (AET) Goal 32' Patrick Bateman
Goal 93' Keksandra
August 15, 2021 Mlp icon.png /mlp/ 2021 4chan World Cup 4-3 W (AET) Goal 9', 35', 83' Patrick Bateman
Goal 101' Nice Grill
August 15, 2021 Sp icon.png /sp/ 2021 4chan World Cup 4-2 W Goal 40', 49' Patrick Bateman
Goal 90+4' Keksandra
Goal 14' Snek Court
August 15, 2021 B icon.png /b/ 2021 4chan World Cup 3-1 W Goal 90+2' Patrick Bateman
Goal 6' Topkek
Goal 35' Nice Grill
October 22, 2021 X icon.png /x/ 2021 4chan Autumn Babby Cup 1-5 L Goal 80' Patrick Bateman
October 24, 2021 Vm icon.png /vm/ 2021 4chan Autumn Babby Cup 5-2 W Goal 24', 30', 41' Patrick Bateman
Goal 90+4' Topkek
Goal 52' Nice Grill
November 5, 2021 Bant icon.png /bant/ 2021 4chan Autumn Babby Cup 1-2 L Goal 68' Patrick Bateman
November 7, 2021 Toy icon.png /toy/ 2021 4chan Autumn Babby Cup 3-1 W Goal 35' Patrick Bateman
Goal 55' Keksandra
Goal 90+2' Topkek
April 30, 2022 I icon.png /i/ 2022 4chan Spring Babby Cup 2-0 W Goal 18' Patrick Bateman
Goal 7' Keksandra
May 6, 2022 D icon.png /d/ 2022 4chan Spring Babby Cup 2-1 W Goal 80' Patrick Bateman
Goal 60' Nice Grill
May 8, 2022 T icon.png /t/ 2022 4chan Spring Babby Cup 3-1 W Goal 29', 85' Patrick Bateman
Goal 15' Nice Grill
May 14, 2022 P icon.png /p/ 2022 4chan Spring Babby Cup 2-0 W Goal 63' Patrick Bateman
Goal 17' Topkek
May 21, 2022 H icon.png /h/ 2022 4chan Spring Babby Cup 3-1 W Goal 16', 80' Patrick Bateman
Goal 9' Topkek
May 22, 2022 Ck icon.png /ck/ 2022 4chan Spring Babby Cup 1-0 W Goal 17' Topkek
May 22, 2022 Gd icon.png /gd/ 2022 4chan Spring Babby Cup 1-2 L Goal 85' Keksandra
May 22, 2022 An icon.png /an/ 2022 4chan Spring Babby Cup 1-3 L Goal 22' Patrick Bateman
July 30, 2022 N icon.png /n/ 2022 4chan Summer Cup 0-2 L
August 5, 2022 Vst icon.png /vst/ 2022 4chan Summer Cup 1-1 D Goal 33' Patrick Bateman
August 7, 2022 Tv icon.png /tv/ 2022 4chan Summer Cup 3-1 W Goal 50', 90+0' Patrick Bateman
Goal 28' Nice Grill
August 13, 2022 Co icon.png /co/ 2022 4chan Summer Cup 1-3 L Goal 73' Keksandra
January 27, 2023 Int icon.png /int/ 2023 4chan Winter Cup 5-1 W Goal 6', 71' Patrick Bateman
Goal 45', 49' Nice Grill
Goal 58' Bury Ebil
January 29, 2023 Vp icon.png /vp/ 2023 4chan Winter Cup 1-3 L Goal 68' Nice Grill
February 4, 2023 Tg icon.png /tg/ 2023 4chan Winter Cup 3-2 W Goal 3' Patrick Bateman
Goal 29', 59' Keksandra
February 11, 2023 T icon.png /t/ 2023 4chan Winter Cup 1-2 L Goal 61' Nice Grill

Tournament History

Competition Win Draw Loss End result Notes
All friendlies 5 1 7 >friendliest team
>lose most of your friendlies
Fall-2013-Logo qualifiers.png 2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Qualifiers 3 1 0 1st - Qualified >""""winning"""" a fetus
2013 Autumn Cup logo.png 2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup 0 2 1 25th - Relegated >almost losing to autopilot /cgl/
>letting it slip against /r9k/
2014 Spring Cup logo.png 2014 4chan Spring Babby Cup 2 1 2 16th - Promoted >getting blown the fuck out by OaB /ic/
2014SummerCupLogo.png 2014 4chan Summer Cup 1 1 2 10th - Held Promotion First Elite Cup; The Cup of Cory
2015 4chan winter cup logo.png 2015 4chan Winter Cup 3 1 1 5th - Held Promotion Almost made it to the semifinals. Fucking /tg/.
2015 Summer Cup Logo.png 2015 4chan Summer Cup 1 1 1 17th - Relegated Kerning10000.png
ABC15 Design G.png 2015 4chan Autumn Babby Cup 4 0 2 5th - Promoted >SACKING THE MANAGER FOR FINISHING 5TH
WC16 Design A.png 2016 4chan Winter Cup 2 1 2 7th - Held Promotion >lost 3-2 in the quarterfinals again
Summer16 H ALT 2.png 2016 4chan Summer Cup 2 1 1 15th - Held Promotion Killed in the Ro16 by /adv/.
WC17 Design A.png 2017 4chan Winter Cup 2 0 2 15th - Held Promotion THAT. FUCKING. KAT.
SC17 Design A.png 2017 4chan Summer Cup 0 1 2 28th - Relegated The Dark Era begins.
ABC17 Design A.png 2017 4chan Autumn Babby Cup 2 0 1 17th - Failed to Promote The first of two 6-Point Hells.
SBC18 Design G2.png 2018 4chan Spring Babby Cup 2 0 1 19th - Failed to Promote YOU GOT BEAT BY /t/.
The second of the aforementioned Hells.
ABC18 Design A.png 2018 4chan Autumn Babby Cup 3 0 1 11th - Promoted Freed from Hell, Lost in the Ro16 (again) thanks to Patrick "Flowre" Bateman.
Nice dubs though.
WC19 Design E.png 2019 4chan Winter Cup 4 0 2 3rd Place - Held Promotion WON THE THIRD PLACE TROPHY.
Summer19 C.png 2019 4chan Summer Cup 0 1 2 29th Place - Relegated Third Place curse strikes
ABC19 Design E.png 2019 4chan Autumn Babby Cup 0 1 2 30th Place - Failed to Promote rude autopilot
SBC20 Design Aq.png 2020 4chan Spring Babby Cup Qualifiers 1 2 0 2nd Place - Qualified Escaped the uterus
SBC20 Design Aq.png 2020 4chan Spring Babby Cup 4 0 1 7th Place - Promoted 9 point curse (lost in Quarter Finals)
SC20 Design E2.png 2020 4chan Summer Cup 0 1 2 28th Place - Relegated not nice
ABC20 Design F.png 2020 4chan Autumn Babby Cup 0 0 3 28th Place - Relegated barely avoided the spoon lole
WoC21 Design E.png 2021 4chan World Cup 6 1 1 1st Place - Champions HALLELUJAH
ABC21 Design C.png 2021 4chan Autumn Babby Cup 2 0 2 21st Place - Failed to Promote >bateman gets a 9.0
>fail to promote
SBC22 Design D.png 2022 4chan Spring Babby Cup 6 0 2 4th Place - Promoted 12 point mustard, possibly cursed(THAT FUCKING CAT AGAIN)
SC22 Design G.png 2022 4chan Summer Cup 1 1 2 11th Place - Held Promotion check'em
WC23 Design G.png 2023 4chan Winter Cup 2 0 2 12th Place - Held Promotion off by fun

Individual Honors

Team Honors

Rivalries

You'd think the nicest team in the 4chan Cup wouldn't have rivalries, but youd be suprise :^)

Board Rivalries

Sh*tpost Bowl: S4s icon.png /s4s/ v. /b/ B icon.png

Newfigs to [s4s] consider it to be a "new /b/", in that they're both filled with ironic shitposting funposting, dubs threads, and useless content OC, but everyone knows [s4s] is better, both as a board and as a team. These teams have met twice, the first time was [s4s] second match ever, in which the s4squatches won 1-0. The second time they met was in the FINALS of the 2021 4chan World Cup, which [s4s] WON 3-1 for their first ever 1st place finish and a STAR. 2W - 0D - 0L

Dumb Frogposting Bowl: S4s icon.png /s4s/ v. /r9k/ R9k icon.png

Although Pepes and Sadfrogs are some of the most commonly-posted images on /r9k/, they are looked down upon on [s4s], and anyone who posts one of these images will be referred to as a "dumb frogposter". [s4s] and /r9k/ do share one similarity, however: they were, at one point, the only boards on 4chan's header board list that resided in brackets by themselves. This rivalry sat at 2 draws up until Autumn 2017, when [s4s] pulled ahead with a win, being the only team to beat /r9k/ that entire cup. 1W - 2D - 0L

Meta Rivalries

THE ETERNAL RIVALRY IS GETTING BETTER: S4s icon.png /s4s/ v. /gd/ Gd icon.png

Thanks to a 3-1 win in the 2020 4chan Spring Babby Cup, [s4s] finally got their first win against the grpahics dudes and THAT FUCKING CAT Let's hope it will soon go our way :^^). 1W - 0D - 5L

Checkb Owl: S4s icon.png /s4s/ v. /lgbt/ Lgbt icon.png

In this matchup of two provisionals, something always ends up getting checked. If [s4s] win, you check these dubs, and if /lgbt/ win, you check your FUCKING PRIVILEGE, YOU WHITE CIS SCUM. This rivalry has seen two matchups, a 1-1 draw in the 2013 Autumn Fetus, and a 2-1 /lgbt/ win in the 2014 Summer Friendlies. 0W - 1D - 1L

Friendshipb Owl aka Together Forever, Jr.: S4s icon.png /s4s/ v. /mlp/ Mlp icon.png

Fitting to the rivalry's name, their first face-off ended in the friendliest of results, a 1-1 draw in the 2015 4chan Winter Cup that saw both teams continue through to the knockout stages. Their second, however, was slightly less amicable, as Dubs FC pulled ahead with a 3-1 victory in the 2018 4chan Autumn Babby Cup. Despite this, both teams again advanced. >rape and the rest of the pastel ponies grabbed their first win of the rivalry in the third matchup, with a 5-2 win in the 2019 4chan Winter Cup. Yet again, both [s4s] and /mlp/ qualified for the knockout rounds. The rivalry currently stands at [s4s] being ahead after knocking out the pones in a grueling Quarter Finals of the 2021 4chan World Cup which was arguably the best match of the cup 3W - 1D - 2L

Gallery

  • The [s4s]-/x/ match from Winter 2015 summed up in one image.

  • [s4s] doing what only [s4s] can.

  • Keksandra rusing /adv/ defender s/adv/irgin after he allows an 87th minute Patrick Bateman goal.

  • [s4s]'s Summer 2017 medals enjoying a photo op en route to their first match.

  • Eh? You've Never Seen a Pair of Breasts Before?, Bateman, and /his/'s Bismarck engaging in some lighthearted pregame hijinks before their match.

  • Keksandra embracing the Third Place Trophy™ she and the rest of Dubs FC claimed after the 2019 Winter Cup.

  • [s4s] celebrating Nice Grill's 90+2 goal to tie their Round of 32 match 3-3 vs /vst/ during the 2021 4chan World Cup.

  • Nice artwork from a nice anon on le board of the allstar after the 2021 4chan World Cup

  • Keksandra smugly blasted Top Kek in the nuts during the 2022 4chan Spring Babby Cup and won the Pulitzer!

Quotes

"But yeah seriously, /s4s/ is pretty good."
— DrBorisG

On his favorite team in the cup :^)


"IT CAN'T BE, IT FUCKING CAN'T BE! OH MY GOD, IT'S FOUR FOR BATEMAN!"
— DrBorisG

After Patrick Bateman scored the final of five [s4s] goals against /x/ in the 2015 4chan Winter Cup.


"BATEMAN! BATEMAN SENDS [S4S] TO WINTER!"
— Old Man Sou

After Patrick Bateman scored in the 87th minute to secure a 2-1 victory over /adv/ and a berth in the 2016 4chan Winter Cup.


"Ninety plus four, Ses on a corner kick, here we go!"
— DrBorisG
"Seeeess..."
— Jack


"Here comes that pause abuse, he already got one assist on it--"
— Kekkels
"Nah, not unless, n--OH, OH YEAH, MAYBE, OKAY! NICE GRILL, NICE GAME! Nice Grill on the Squat Toilet! I got nothin' for this."
— DrBorisG
"Well, I think we know what Goal of the Tournament is going to be."
— Blinky

The commentary booth's reaction to Nice Grill's improbable last-gasp volley against to win the 2019 4chan Winter Cup Third Place Match against /vg/.


"Oh no, not ASS, if this ends with ASS... IT DOES, ASS WINS THE GAME FOR [s4s]!"
— DrBorisG
"ASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS"
— Ken Ashcorp

Bors and Ken on the thrilling end to one of the best penalty shootouts from the 2021 World Cup

Trivia

  • In '87, Huey released this; Fore!, their most accomplished album. I think their undisputed masterpiece is "Hip To Be Square". A song so catchy, most people probably don't listen to the lyrics. But they should, because it's not just about the pleasures of conformity and the importance of trends. It's also a personal statement about the band itself.
  • There have been three times that one [s4s] player has scored 4 goals in a match: Shrek against /r9k/ in Autumn '13, Bateman against /x/ in Summer '15, and Keksandra against /sp/ in Winter '19. Despite this, not every match was an [s4s] victory: Shrek's double brace was not enough to take all 3 points, as a ROBOT9001 hat trick meant the game ended 4-all.
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