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{{BoardInfobox
|team= sci
|motto= What has science done?
|name= Science and Math
|date= Jan. 6, 2012
|manager= John Urschel
|irl= Head Manager:
{{Anonymous|Lab Coat|!!xjloyu2m+mY}}
Co-managers: {{Anonymous|Ordinate|!!TxrSE+XU35V}}
{{Anonymous|OGRO|!!HEaa+iIocNu}}
|color1= 0047AB
|color2= 000000
|bgcolor=0047AB
|txtcolor=ffffff
|ranking= 7 <small>({{increase|37}})</small>
|high_ranking= 7
|high_date= August 2017
|low_ranking= 54
|low_date= November 2016
|scorer= Bill Nye
|goals = 37
|assister=
|captain= Shinichi Mochizuki
|w= 24
|d= 19
|l= 30
|gf= 118
|ga= 131
|win_home= sci
|win_away= diy
|win_score_home= 5
|win_score_away= 0
|win_date= November 1, 2015
|lose_home= sci
|lose_away= wg
|lose_score_home= 1
|lose_score_away= 7
|lose_date= September 29, 2012
|first_home= d
|first_away= sci
|first_score_home= 1
|first_score_away= 0
|first_date= February 11, 2012
|elite_cup_appearances=5
|first_elite_appearance=[[2012 4chan Summer Cup]]
|best_elite_result='''6th'''
|best_elite_cup=[[2017 4chan Summer Cup]]
|cup_appearances= 7
|first_cup_appearance=[[2012 4chan Spring Cup]]
|best_cup_result='''<span style="color: #cd7f32; font-size: 100%">3rd</span>'''
|best_cup=[[2012 4chan Spring Cup]]
|hex= 0047AB
|color= Cobalt Blue
|anthem= www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ws6HPTom2AY
|a_title= The Science Rap - Ali G
|horn= www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jm-upHSP9KU
|gh_title= Weird Science - Oingo Boingo
|altgh1 = www.youtube.com/watch?v=HKTSaezB4p8
|altgh1_title = Richard Feynman Playing Bongos (Whenever Feynman scores)
|altgh2 = www.youtube.com/watch?v=kKO9h-gG4Qg
|altgh2_title = Elektronik Supersonik - Zlad! (Whenever Sun of Lava/Ice scores)
|nickname= /sci/entists, The Team of Science, /sci/borgs
|kithome=Scihome sc2015.png
|kitaway=Sciaway-2016sbc.png
|kit3=Scithird-2016sbc.png
|kit4=Scifourth-2016sbc.png
|kit5=Scififth-2016sbc.png
|kit6=Scisixth-2016sbc.png
}}
 
The '''/sci/ football club''' is the sole representative of the '''Science and Math''' board in the 4chan Cup. Originally making their debut in the 2012 Spring Cup and finishing in 3rd, /sci/ have since been characterized by their chaotic style of play and eccentric (and inconsistent) players. This has resulted in the team getting promoted to the elite cups, only to be relegated in the cup after. Established by {{Anonymous|Lion|!FvAwVR8cv6}} on January 6, 2012 along with a couple of willing anons, the foundations of the team were laid out and set in stone. Although with the accusations of [[/jp/]] that the cup is a money making scheme and that /sci/ hasn't had any success with team sports in real life, fan support has declined.
'''/sci/ now has a discord! Join it at https://discord.gg/E7m8xU2'''
__TOC__
*'''RGB Colors:''' <span style="color:#0047AB"> Cobalt Blue (0, 71, 171)</span>, Ventablack (0,0,0),<span style="color:#E0E0E0"> Dwarf Star White (255,255,255) </span>
==Lineup==
''Main Article:'' [[/sci/ Roster]]
{{sq start}}
{{sq start player |no=34 |pos=GK |name=Stephen Hawking}}
{{sq start player |no=0 |pos=RB |name=Brainlet}}
{{sq start player |no=43 |pos=LB |name=Cool Science Facts}}
{{sq start player |no=74 |pos=CB |name=Evolutionary Purpose}}
{{sq start player |no=3 |pos=CB |name=Triple Integrals}}
{{sq start player |no=9 |pos=CB |name=Product Rule}}
{{sq silver player |no=8 |pos=AMF |name=Carl Sagan}}
{{sq start player |no=1 |pos=CMF |name=Spectrum}}
{{sq gold player |no=11 |pos=SS |name= Richard Feynman}}
{{sq silver player |no=10 |pos=SS |name=Sun of Lava/Ice}}
{{sq gold player |no=23 |pos=CF |name=Shinichi Mochizuki {{captain}}}}
{{sq mid}}
{{sq player |no=ℝ |pos=GK |name=Norman Wildberger}}
{{sq player |no=69 |pos=LB |name=Homo Engineer}}
{{sq player |no=6 |pos=LB |name=mEMe Drive}}
{{sq player |no=21 |pos=CB |name=<span style="color: #dd0000; font-size: 100%">>>>/x/</span>}}
{{sq player |no=4 |pos=CB |name={{greentext|Biology >Hard Science}}}}
{{sq player |no=15 |pos=RB |name=Von Neumann}}
{{sq player |no=30 |pos=RB |name=300k Starting}}
{{sq player |no=32 |pos=CMF |name={{tt|GauB|Gauß}}}}
{{sq player |no=99 |pos=CMF |name=Does 0.999... = 1?}}
{{sq player |no=2 |pos=CMF|name=-1/12}}
{{sq player |no=12 |pos=CMF |name=CS Pleb}}
{{sq player |no=18 |pos=CMF |name=Theory (a gauss)}}
{{sq end}}
===Team photo===
[[File:Sciteamphoto800pix.png|thumb|600px|center|'''Top:''' Stephen Hawking, Does 0.999... = 1?, >>>/x/, Richard Feynman , Sun of Lava/Ice, John von Neumann <br> '''Bottom:''' Theory (A Gauss), Shinichi Mochizuki (Captain), Carl Sagan, Evolutionary Purpose, Cool Science Facts  <br>
'''Not pictured''': Secret Italian Supercat (/sci/'s mascot), Black Science Guy (Coming to /sci/: When any Ivy League athlete becomes the MVP of 3 Super Bowls)]]
==Music Corner==
*'''Anthem''': [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ws6HPTom2AY The Science Rap - Ali G]
*'''Goalhorn''' [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jm-upHSP9KU Weird Science - Oingo Boingo]
*'''Goalhorn - Richard Feynman [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HKTSaezB4p8 Richard Feynman playing bongos]
*'''Goalhorn - Sun of Lava/ice [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kKO9h-gG4Qg Elektronik Supersonik - Zlad! ]
*'''Closing Anthem:''' [https://youtu.be/zSgiXGELjbc A Glorious Dawn - Carl Sagan ft. Stephen Hawking]
*'''Closing Anthem if /sci/ wins and Hawking has a clean sheet.''': [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XfcC6FYyL4U Stephen Hawking Sings The Galaxy Song]
==Tactics==
''Currently under construction. Check back later!''
==Exports (Summer Cup 2017)==
[[File:scitexport.png|300px|link=https://mega.nz/#!9QZRwJpR!PHKITEb2B1ftv5hOu7ShUZBE2TQRg1zB3USJ_nm9zWg]]                                  [[File:Da time cube.png|300px|link=http://www.mediafire.com/file/v3spk18q66pnpca/sci+Arena+mkII.rar]]  [[File:Aestheticssci.png|300px|link=https://mega.nz/#!lYYzBARZ!YQVM1DU3yoSzql2gyVnGUGOZRsVtz6rXe7wYXaeDd4g]]
[[File:SciMusicExportWIP.png|300px|link=https://mega.nz/#!NcJSjK5I!vBlZiSaJU_4h-qr8sOwv2J7MhaE2GiTo-j2hSb8qA3E]]
==Match History==
''Main Article:'' [[/sci/ History]]
===Official Matches===
{{Note|Matches in <span style{{=}}"background:#cccccc">Gray</span> have been nullified.}}
{| class="wikitable" width=100%
|-
!style="background:#0047AB;color:#ffffff"| Date
!style="background:#0047AB;color:#ffffff"| Opponent
!style="background:#0047AB;color:#ffffff"| Competition
!style="background:#0047AB;color:#ffffff"| Result
!style="background:#0047AB;color:#ffffff"| Scorers
!style="background:#0047AB;color:#ffffff"| Video
|-bgcolor="ffcccc"
| February 11, 2012
| {{team away|d}}
| align=center|[[2012 4chan Spring Cup Friendlies]]
| align=center|0-1 L
| <small></small>
| <small></small>
|-
|-bgcolor="ccffcc"
| February 18, 2012
| {{team away|vp}}
| align=center|[[2012 4chan Spring Cup Friendlies]]
| align=center|4-1 W
| <small>Feynman {{goal|12||56}}<br>Missingno. {{owngoal|24}}<br>Dicks {{owngoal|44}}</small>
| <small></small>
|-
|-bgcolor="ffcccc"
| March 11, 2012
| {{team away|x}}
| align=center|[[2012 4chan Spring Cup Friendlies]]
| align=center|0-3 L
| <small></small>
| <small></small>
|-
|-bgcolor="ffffcc"
| March 23, 2012
| {{team away|r9k}}
| align=center|[[2012 4chan Spring Cup#Group B|Group Stage SBC2012]]
| align=center|1-1 D
| <small>Nye {{goal|66}}</small>
| <small></small>
|-
|-bgcolor="ffffcc"
| March 24, 2012
| {{team away|mlp}}
| align=center|[[2012 4chan Spring Cup#Group B|Group Stage SBC2012]]
| align=center|1-1 D
| <small>Nye {{goal|88}}</small>
| <small></small>
|-
|-bgcolor="ccffcc"
| March 25, 2012
| {{team away|pol}}
| align=center|[[2012 4chan Spring Cup#Group B|Group Stage SBC2012]]
| align=center|2-1 W
| <small>Feynman {{goal|58}}<br>Dawkins {{goal|76}}</small>
| <small></small>
|-
|-bgcolor="ccffcc"
| March 31, 2012
| {{team away|gif}}
| align=center|[[2012 4chan Spring Cup#Final Seed Qualifiers|Final Seed Qualifier SBC2012]]
| align=center|1-0 W
| <small>Nye {{goal|23}}</small>
| <small></small>
|-
|-bgcolor="cccccc"
| March 31, 2012
| {{team away|n}}
| align=center|[[2012 4chan Spring Cup#Quarter Finals|QF SBC2012]]
| align=center|3-0 W
| <small>Nye {{goal|14||67}}<br>{{greentext|biology >hard science}} {{goal|75}}</small>
| <small></small>
|-
|-bgcolor="ffcccc"
| March 31, 2012
| {{team away|3}}
| align=center|[[2012 4chan Spring Cup#Semi-Finals|SF SBC2012]]
| align=center|1-2 L
| <small>Nye {{goal|75}}</small>
| <small></small>
|-
|-bgcolor="ccffcc"
| March 31, 2012
| {{team away|d}}
| align=center|[[2012 4chan Spring Cup#Third-Place Playoff|Third Place SBC2012]]
| align=center|2-2 (4-3) W
| <small>Feynman {{goal|50||90}}</small>
| <small></small>
|-
|-bgcolor="ccffcc"
| April 21, 2012
| {{team away|g}}
| align=center|[[2012 4chan Summer Cup Friendlies]]
| align=center|7-3 W
| <small>Cox {{goal|2||37||52||56||81}}<br>Nye {{goal|77}}<br>Troll Science {{goal|90+1}}</small>
| <small></small>
|-
|-bgcolor="ffcccc"
| May 12, 2012
| {{team away|pol}}
| align=center|[[2012 4chan Summer Cup Friendlies]]
| align=center|1-2 L
| <small>Sagan {{goal|85}}</small>
| <small></small>
|-
|-bgcolor="ccffcc"
| June 2, 2012
| {{team away|fit}}
| align=center|[[2012 4chan Summer Cup Friendlies]]
| align=center|2-0 W
| <small>Nye {{goal|61}}<br>Sagan {{goal|89}}</small>
| <small></small>
|-
|-bgcolor="ffcccc"
| July 13, 2012
| {{team away|int}}
| align=center|[[2012 4chan Summer Cup#Group D|Group Stage SC2012]]
| align=center|0-5 L
| <small></small>
| <small>[http://www.novamov.com/video/k7ty2p2enjx3m Video]</small>
|-
|-bgcolor="ffcccc"
| July 14, 2012
| {{team away|k}}
| align=center|[[2012 4chan Summer Cup#Group D|Group Stage SC2012]]
| align=center|3-4 L
| <small>Nye {{goal|33||57||90+3}}</small>
| <small></small>
|-
|-bgcolor="ffffcc"
| July 15, 2012
| {{team away|mu}}
| align=center|[[2012 4chan Summer Cup#Group D|Group Stage SC2012]]
| align=center|2-2 D
| <small>Thorium {{goal|75}}<br>Nye {{goal|89}}</small>
| <small></small>
|-
|-bgcolor="ffcccc"
| September 2, 2012
| {{team away|lit}}
| align=center|[[2012 4chan Autumn Cup Friendlies]]
| align=center|2-3 L
| <small>Nye {{goal|17}}<br>Tesla {{goal|20}}</small>
| <small></small>
|-
|-bgcolor="ffffcc"
| September 8, 2012
| {{team away|co}}
| align=center|[[2012 4chan Autumn Cup Friendlies]]
| align=center|0-0 D
| <small></small>
| <small></small>
|-
|-bgcolor="ffcccc"
| September 29, 2012
| {{team away|wg}}
| align=center|[[2012 4chan Autumn Cup Friendlies]]
| align=center|1-7 L
| <small>Nye {{goal|37}}</small>
| <small></small>
|-
|-bgcolor="ccffcc"
| October 13, 2012
| {{team away|f}}
| align=center|[[2012 4chan Autumn Cup#Group C|Group Stage ABC2012]]
| align=center|4-1 W
| <small>Nye {{goal|13||36||45}}<br>Sagan {{goal|55}}</small>
| <small></small>
|-
|-bgcolor="ccffcc"
| October 13, 2012
| {{team away|cgl}}
| align=center|[[2012 4chan Autumn Cup#Group C|Group Stage ABC2012]]
| align=center|2-1 W
| <small>Nye {{goal|65}}<br>Feynman {{goal|88}}</small>
| <small></small>
|-
|-bgcolor="ffffcc"
| October 19, 2012
| {{team away|trv}}
| align=center|[[2012 4chan Autumn Cup#Group C|Group Stage ABC2012]]
| align=center|1-1 D
| <small>Epicurus {{goal|59}}</small>
| <small></small>
|-
|-bgcolor="ffcccc"
| October 20, 2012
| {{team away|mlp}}
| align=center|[[2012 4chan Autumn Cup#Round of 16|Round of 16 ABC2012]]
| align=center|2-3 L
| <small>Nye {{goal|6||51}}</small>
| <small>[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZUo_UYO445c Video]</small>
|-
|-bgcolor="cccccc"
| December 22, 2012
| {{team away|3}}
| align=center|[[2013 4chan Winter Cup Friendlies]]
| align=center|2-2 D
| <small>Nye {{goal|6||63}}</small>
| <small></small>
|-
|-bgcolor="ffcccc"
| February 9, 2013
| {{team away|int}}
| align=center|[[2013 4chan Winter Cup#Group E|Group Stage WC2013]]
| align=center|1-2 L
| <small>Lazy Greek {{owngoal|37}}</small>
| <small></small>
|-
|-bgcolor="ccffcc"
| February 15, 2013
| {{team away|vg}}
| align=center|[[2013 4chan Winter Cup#Group E|Group Stage WC2013]]
| align=center|2-1 W
| <small>Bill Nye {{goal|35}} <br>Aquatic Hamster{{goal|72}}</small>
| <small></small>
|-
|-bgcolor="ffcccc"
| February 17, 2013
| {{team away|fit}}
| align=center|[[2013 4chan Winter Cup#Group E|Group Stage WC2013]]
| align=center|2-3 L
| <small>Nikola Tesla {{goal|45+1}}<br>Epicurus{{goal|88}}</small>
| <small></small>
|-
|-bgcolor="ffcccc"
| February 17, 2013
| {{team away|lit}}
| align=center|[[2013 4chan Spring Cup#Group D|Group Stage SBC2013]]
| align=center|1-2 L
| <small>Bill Nye {{goal|43}}</small>
| <small></small>
|-
|-bgcolor="ccffcc"
| February 19, 2013
| {{team away|ck}}
| align=center|[[2013 4chan Spring Cup#Group D|Group Stage SBC2013]]
| align=center|1-0 W
| <small>Not Science {{goal|23}}</small>
| <small></small>
|-
|-bgcolor="ffcccc"
| February 19, 2013
| {{team away|f}}
| align=center|[[2013 4chan Spring Cup#Group D|Group Stage SBC2013]]
| align=center|0-2 L
| <small></small>
| <small>[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kFO8MIdyazE Video]</small>
|-
|-bgcolor="ffffcc"
| July 12, 2013
| {{team away|co}}
| align=center|[[2013 4chan Summer Cup Friendlies]]
| align=center|2-2 D
| <small>Bill Nye {{goal|3||37}}</small>
| <small></small>
|-
|-bgcolor="ffcccc"
| August 17, 2013
| {{team away|co}}
| align=center|[[2013 4chan Summer Cup#Group H|Group Stage SC2013]]
| align=center|1-2 L
| <small>Nikola Tesla {{goal|29}}</small>
| <small>[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SQYn3MftAxQ Video]</small>
|-
|-bgcolor="ffcccc"
| August 23, 2013
| {{team away|ck}}
| align=center|[[2013 4chan Summer Cup#Group H|Group Stage SC2013]]
| align=center|1-5 L
| <small>Nikola Tesla {{goal|3}}</small>
| <small></small>
|-
|-bgcolor="ccffcc"
| August 25, 2013
| {{team away|pol}}
| align=center|[[2013 4chan Summer Cup#Group H|Group Stage SC2013]]
| align=center|1-0 W
| <small>Bill Nye {{goal|73}}</small>
| <small>[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j633bn7hL3k Video]</small>
|-
|-bgcolor="ffcccc"
| September 21, 2013
| {{team away|y}}
| align=center|[[2013 4chan Autumn Cup Friendlies]]
| align=center|0-1 L
| <small></small>
| <small>[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lyIgv4kvLWg Video]</small>
|-
|-bgcolor="ffffcc"
| September 29, 2013
| {{team away|diy}}
| align=center|[[2013 4chan Autumn Cup Friendlies]]
| align=center|1-1 D
| <small>Bill Nye {{goal|21}}</small>
| <small>[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yIGK_nzRHyc Video]</small>
|-
|-bgcolor="ffffcc"
| November 16, 2013
| {{team away|cm}}
| align=center|[[2013 4chan Autumn Cup#Group H|Group Stage ABC 2013]]
| align=center|1-1 D
| <small>Bill Nye {{goal|14}}</small>
| <small>[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0UkWT0nE_r0 Video]</small>
|-
|-bgcolor="ffcccc"
| November 22, 2013
| {{team away|tg}}
| align=center|[[2013 4chan Autumn Cup#Group H|Group Stage ABC 2013]]
| align=center| 1-4 L
| <small>Nikola Tesla {{goal|24}}</small>
| <small>[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ozbL0LweHWo& Video]</small>
|-
|-bgcolor="ccffcc"
| November 24, 2013
| {{team away|vr}}
| align=center|[[2013 4chan Autumn Cup#Group H|Group Stage ABC 2013]]
| align=center|3-2 W
| <small>Richard Feynman {{goal|6}} <br> Bill Nye {{goal|54}}<br> Nikola Tesla {{goal|67}}</small>
| <small>[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_iGyh9jvslU Video]</small>
|-
|-bgcolor="ccffcc"
| January 12, 2014
| {{team away|an}}
| align=center|[[2014 4chan Winter Cup Friendlies]]
| align=center|4-2 W
| <small>Carl Sagan {{goal|6||23||87}} <br>Bill Nye {{goal|84}}
| <small>[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S7KwGyGBq_s Video]</small>
|-
|-bgcolor="ccffcc"
| January 19, 2014
| {{team away|cm}}
| align=center|[[2014 4chan Winter Cup Friendlies]]
| align=center|2-1 W
| <small>Carl Sagan {{goal|54}} <br>Bill Nye {{goal|64}}
| <small>[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LmuLMm7NRXs Video]</small>
|-
|-bgcolor="ffffcc"
| April 5, 2014
| {{team away|u}}
| align=center|[[2014 4chan Spring Cup#Group_H|2014 4chan Spring Cup]]
| align=center| 0-0 D
| <small></small>
| <small>[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=28Gl6AygOmc Video]</small>
|-
|-bgcolor="ffcccc"
| April 11, 2014
| {{team away|c}}
| align=center|[[2014 4chan Spring Cup#Group_H|2014 4chan Spring Cup]]
| align=center|0-1 L
| <small></small>
| <small>[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iQR0TdKhrxA Video]</small>
|-
|-bgcolor="ffcccc"
| April 13, 2014
| {{team away|vp}}
| align=center|[[2014 4chan Spring Cup#Group_H|2014 4chan Spring Cup]]
| align=center|1-2 L
| <small>Richard Dawkins {{goal|50}}</small>
| <small>[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r9AtW6ZtGTE Video]</small>
|-
|-bgcolor="ccffcc"
| April 19, 2014
| {{team away|vg}}
| align=center|[[2014 4chan Spring Cup#Group_H|2014 4chan Spring Cup]]
| align=center|2-1 W
| <small>Carl Sagan {{goal|3}} <br>Nikola Tesla {{goal|35}}</small>
| <small>[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LJXJd6WcH_Q Video]</small>
|-
|-bgcolor="ffcccc"
| May 30, 2014
| {{team away|tv}}
| align=center|[[2014 4chan Summer Cup Friendlies]]
| align=center|1-2 L
| <small>Nikola Tesla {{goal|68||}}</small>
| <small>[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q31a5n48ygA Video]</small>
|-
|-bgcolor="ffffcc"
| June 1, 2014
| {{team away|r9k}}
| align=center|[[2014 4chan Summer Cup Friendlies]]
| align=center|1-1 D
| <small>Nikola Tesla {{goal|63||}}</small>
| <small>[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-PPs5OY_M-Q Video]</small>
|-
|-bgcolor="ccffcc"
| October 18, 2014
| {{team away|soc}}
| align=center|[[2014 4chan Autumn Cup|Group Stage ABC 2014]]
| align=center|4-2 W
| <small>Nikola Tesla {{goal|11||65||}} <br>Richard Feynman {{goal|54||}} <br>Bill Nye {{goal|75||}}</small>
| <small>[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8IBuTc3G-gE Video]</small>
|-
|-bgcolor="ccffcc"
| October 24, 2014
| {{team away|m}}
| align=center|[[2014 4chan Autumn Cup|Group Stage ABC 2014]]
| align=center|2-1 W
| <small>Richard Feynman {{goal|50||}} <br>Bill Nye{{goal|66||}}</small>
| <small>[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JSI-lWgO7bc Video]</small>
|-
|-bgcolor="ffffcc"
| October 31, 2014
| {{team away|o}}
| align=center|[[2014 4chan Autumn Cup|Group Stage ABC 2014]]
| align=center|1-1 D
| <small>Nikola Tesla {{goal|10||}}</small>
| <small>[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x7HLzjXBaDo Video]</small>
|-
|-bgcolor="ccffcc"
| November 2, 2014
| {{team away|lgbt}}
| align=center|[[2014 4chan Autumn Cup|Group Stage ABC 2014]]
| align=center|4-1 W
| <small>Carl Sagan {{goal|36}}<br>Nikola Tesla {{goal|51}}<br>Richard Feynman {{goal|66}}<br>Sun of Fire/Ice {{goal|81}}</small>
| <small>[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DFqeRhJhta0 Video]</small>
|-
|-bgcolor="ccffcc"
| November 8, 2014
| {{team away|t}}
| align=center|[[2014 4chan Autumn Cup|Round of 16 ABC 2014]]
| align=center|1-1 W (3-2 pen.)
| <small>Richard Feynman {{goal|22}}</small>
| <small>[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rfEeAMJ7C28 Video]</small>
|-bgcolor="ffcccc"
| November 9, 2014
| {{team away|n}}
| align=center|[[2014 4chan Autumn Cup|Quarter Final ABC 2014]]
| align=center|1-0 L
| <small></small>
| <small>[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WLzajvQfwJc Video]</small>
|-bgcolor="cccccc"
| February 13, 2015
| {{team away|ic}}
| align=center|[[2015 4chan Winter Cup|Group Stage WC 2014]]
| align=center|0-0 D
| <small></small>
| <small>[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uLcDBTMlkU4 Video]</small>
|-bgcolor="ffffcc"
| February 15, 2015
| {{team away|s}}
| align=center|[[2015 4chan Winter Cup|Group Stage WC 2014]]
| align=center| 2-2 D
| <small>Richard Feynman {{goal|59}} <br> Bill Nye {{goal|68}}</small>
| <small>[http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x2i16uq_2015-4chan-winter-cup-group-d-sci-vs-s_videogames Video]</small> <br><small>[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NF8AhKsPVH8 Video]</small>
|-bgcolor="ccffcc"
| February 21, 2015
| {{team away|diy}}
| align=center|[[2015 4chan Winter Cup|Group Stage WC 2014]]
| align=center|4-2 W
| <small>Richard Feynman {{goal|30}}<br> Triple Integrals {{goal|47||90+}} <br> Nikola Tesla {{goal|83}}</small>
| <small>[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ArHWnajNUmE Video]</small>
|-bgcolor="ffcccc"
| February 28, 2015
| {{team away|s4s}}
| align=center|[[2015 4chan Winter Cup#Knockout Stage|Round of 16 WC 2014]]
| align=center|3-0 L
| <small></small>
| <small>[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uuDojRYjcAQ Video]</small>
|-
|-bgcolor="ffcccc"
| July 31, 2015
| {{team away|gd}}
| align=center|[[2015 4chan Summer Cup#Group_C|Group Stage SC 2015]]
| align=center|1-4 L
| <small>Richard Feynman {{goal|62||}}</small>
| <small>[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qixp7pGMvOw Video]</small>
|-bgcolor="ffcccc"
| August 2, 2015
| {{team away|s4s}}
| align=center|[[2015 4chan Summer Cup#Group_C|Group Stage SC 2015]]
| align=center|1-4 L
| <small>Bill Nye {{goal|8||}}</small>
| <small>[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OBfQw_-n67o Video]</small>
|-bgcolor="ffcccc"
| August 8, 2015
| {{team away|mu}}
| align=center|[[2015 4chan Summer Cup#Group_C|Group Stage SC 2015]]
| align=center|1-2 L
| <small>Richard Feynman {{goal|62||}}</small>
| <small>[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=06AMQzJKd5E Video]</small>
|-bgcolor="ffcccc"
| October 23, 2015
| {{team away|cgl}}
| align=center|[[2015 4chan Autumn Cup|Group Stage ABC 2015]]
| align=center|0-1 L
| <small></small>
| <small>[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eVlXo4QvAxQ Video]</small>
|-bgcolor="ffffcc"
| October 30, 2015
| {{team away|hr}}
| align=center|[[2015 4chan Autumn Cup|Group Stage ABC 2015]]
| align=center|3-3 D
| <small>Carl Sagan {{goal|4}}<br>Bill Nye {{goal|14}}<br>Richard Feynman {{goal|18}}</small>
| <small>[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2WleN91j7k4 Video]</small>
|-bgcolor="ccffcc"
| November 1, 2015
| {{team away|diy}}
| align=center|[[2015 4chan Autumn Cup|Group Stage ABC 2015]]
| align=center|5-0 W
| <small> Richard Feynman {{goal|29||38||45+||76}}<br>Carl Sagan {{goal|65}}</small>
| <small>[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W3ERkjYuMNg Video]</small>
|-bgcolor="ffffcc"
| November 7, 2015
| {{team away|sp}}
| align=center|[[2015 4chan Autumn Cup|Group Stage ABC 2015]]
| align=center|0-0 D
| <small></small>
| <small>[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=drYpPRiCPzQ Video]</small>
|-bgcolor="ffffcc"
| May 7, 2016
| {{team away|tg}}
| align=center|[[2016 4chan Spring Cup|Group Stage SBC 2016]]
| align=center| 2-2 D
| <small>Richard Feynman {{goal|37}}<br>Shinichi Mochizuki {{goal|59}}</small>
| <small>[https://youtu.be/EOQUAzCHTPM Video]</small>
|-bgcolor="ffcccc"
| May 13, 2016
| {{team away|biz}}
| align=center|[[2016 4chan Spring Cup|Group Stage SBC 2016]]
| align=center| 0-4 L
|
| <small>[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t8O8VXGwNWw Video]</small>
|-bgcolor="ffcccc"
| May 15, 2016
| {{team away|g}}
| align=center|[[2016 4chan Spring Cup|Group Stage SBC 2016]]
| align=center| 0-1 L
|
|<small>[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vm9g4z-zi3U Video]</small>
|-bgcolor="ffffcc"
| April 28, 2017
| {{team away|trv}}
| align=center|[[2017 4chan Spring Cup Qualifiers|Group Stage SBCQ 2017]]
| align=center|1-1 D
| <small>Shinichi Mochizuki {{goal|73}}
| <small> [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7_WpYYTb0Fw Video] </small>
|-
|-bgcolor="ffcccc"
| April 29, 2017
| {{team away|co}}
| align=center|[[2017 4chan Spring Cup Qualifiers|Group Stage SBCQ 2017]]
| align=center|2-1 L
| <small>Shinichi Mochizuki {{goal|37||}}
| <small>[https://youtu.be/49TYfCOaaOQ Video]</small>
|-
|-bgcolor="ffffcc"
| [https://www.google.com/#newwindow=1&q=When+did+hitler+die April 30, 2017]
| {{team away|pol}}
| align=center|[[2017 4chan Spring Cup Qualifiers|Group Stage SBCQ 2017]]
| align=center|2-2 D
| <small>Richard Feynman {{goal|6||53}}
| <small>[https://youtu.be/MOB_yqQ_064 Video]</small>
|-
|-bgcolor="ffffcc"
| May 12, 2017
| {{team away|n}}
| align=center|[[2017 4chan Spring Cup|Group Stage SBC 2017]]
| align=center|2-2 D
| <small>Shinichi Mochizuki {{goal|4||80}}
| <small>[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B5Fm8QGgUw8 Video]</small>
|-
|-bgcolor="ffcccc"
| May 14, 2017
| {{team away|his}}
| align=center|[[2017 4chan Spring Cup|Group Stage SBC 2017]]
| align=center|4-3 L
| <small>Sun of Lava/Ice {{goal|25||45+2||79}}
| <small>[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R8pXyFPHbRM Video]<small>
|-
|-bgcolor="ccffcc"
| May 20, 2017
| {{team away|mlp}}
| align=center|[[2017 4chan Spring Cup|Group Stage SBC 2017]]
| align=center|1-0 W
| <small>Shinichi Mochizuki{{goal|19||}}
| <small>[https://youtu.be/Q09_Q_S4cbI Video] <small>
|-
|-bgcolor="ffffcc"
| July 29, 2017
| {{team away|m}}
| align=center|[[2017 4chan Summer Cup|Group Stage SC 2017]]
| align=center|3-3 D
| <small> Richard Feynman {{goal|30}} <br> Sun of Lava/Ice {{goal|45+2}} <br>  Shinichi Mochizuki {{goal|62}}
| <small>[https://youtu.be/F8JXsjIon7Y Video]<small>
|-
|-bgcolor="ccffcc"
| August 4, 2017
| {{team away|tg}}
| align=center|[[2017 4chan Summer Cup|Group Stage SC 2017]]
| align=center|1-3 W
| <small> Carl Sagan {{goal|16}} <br> Does 0.999...=1? {{goal|23}} <br>  Sun Of Lava/Ice  {{goal|33}}
| <small>[https://youtu.be/sUfbiSUEhb0 Video]</small>
|-bgcolor="ccffcc"
| August 6, 2017
| {{team away|vp}}
| align=center|[[2017 4chan Summer Cup|Group Stage SC 2017]]
| align=center|2-1 W
| <small> Shinichi Mochizuki {{goal|27||90+0}}
| <small>[https://youtu.be/NC1RbrQSXfI Video]</small>
|-bgcolor="ccffcc"
| August 12, 2017
| {{team away|f}}
| align=center|[[2017 4chan Summer Cup|Round of 16 SC 2017]]
| align=center|1-0 W
| <small> GauB {{goal|36}}
| <small>[https://youtu.be/rGUINlnMS_c Video]</small>
|-
|-bgcolor="ffcccc"
| August 13, 2017
| {{team away|lgbt}}
| align=center|[[2017 4chan Summer Cup|Quarter Finals SC 2017]]
| align=center|1-2 L
| <small> Shinichi Mochizuki {{goal|50}}
| <small>[https://youtu.be/wW_R8rxz0nI Video]</small>
|}
===Unofficial Matches===
{| class="wikitable" width=100%
|-
!style="background:#0047AB;color:#ffffff"| Date
!style="background:#0047AB;color:#ffffff"| Opponent
!style="background:#0047AB;color:#ffffff"| Competition
!style="background:#0047AB;color:#ffffff"| Result
!style="background:#0047AB;color:#ffffff"| Scorers
!style="background:#0047AB;color:#ffffff"| Video
|-bgcolor="ffcccc"
| June 15, 2013
| {{team away|trv}}
| align=center|[[Tottoric_Up#THE_MATCHES|Tottoric Up Quarterfinals]]
| align=center|3-3 (4-5) L
| <small>Bill Nye {{goal|58, 72||}} <br>Nikola Tesla {{goal|120+1}}</small>
| <small></small>
|-
|-bgcolor="ffcccc"
| October 12, 2013
| {{team away|lit}}
| align=center|[[2013 World Wars Cup#Group Stage|2013 World Wars Cup Group Stage]]
| align=center|0-3 L
| <small></small>
| <small></small>
|-
|-bgcolor="ffcccc"
| October 12, 2013
| {{team away|trv}}
| align=center|[[2013 World Wars Cup#Group Stage|2013 World Wars Cup Group Stage]]
| align=center|0-1 L
| <small></small>
| <small></small>
|-
|-bgcolor="ccffcc"
| October 13, 2013
| {{team away|n}}
| align=center|[[2013 World Wars Cup#Group Stage|2013 World Wars Cup Group Stage]]
| align=center|4-0 W
| <small>Niels Bohr {{goal|4||76||}} <br>Richard Feynman {{goal|14, 89||}}</small>
| <small>[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GYB2ksZzDRc Video]</small>
|-
|-bgcolor="ffcccc"
| October 13, 2013
| {{team away|int}}
| align=center|[[2013 World Wars Cup#Semi Finals|2013 World Wars Cup Semifinals]]
| align=center|2-2 (4-5) L
| <small>Enrico Fermi {{goal|4||}} <br>Richard Feynman {{goal|102||}}</small>
| <small></small>
|-
|-bgcolor="ffcccc"
| October 13, 2013
| {{team away|pol}}
| align=center|[[2013 World Wars Cup#Knockout Stage|2013 World Wars Cup Third Place Playoff]]
| align=center|2-1 W
| <small>Niels Bohr {{goal|5||}}</small>
| <small></small>
|-
|-bgcolor="ffcccc"
| November 2, 2013
| {{team away|c}}
| align=center|[[Halloween Bowl 2013#Round of 16|Halloween Bowl 2013 Round of 16]]
| align=center|3-2 L
| <small>Chernobyl {{goal|9||}} <br>Dead Bill Nye {{goal|54}}</small>
| <small></small>
|-bgcolor="ffcccc"
| September 13, 2014
| {{team away|pol}}
| align=center|[[Ved's 1.04 Test Cup|Ved's 1.04 Test Cup Round of 16]]
| align=center|0-2 L
| <small></small>
| <small></small>
|-bgcolor="ccffcc"
| January 14, 2015
| {{team away|biz}}
| align=center|[[2015 Antares Memorial Cup|2015 Antares Memorial Cup First Round]]
| align=center|4-3 W
| <small>Dick Scobee {{goal|55}}<br>Ronald McNair {{goal|74}}<br>Willie McCool {{goal|88}}<br>Does 0.999 = 1? {{goal|98}}</small>
| <small></small>
|-bgcolor="ccffcc"
| January 14, 2015
| {{team away|diy}}
| align=center|[[2015 Antares Memorial Cup|2015 Antares Memorial Cup Quarterfinals]]
| align=center|1-3 W
| <small>Dick Scobee {{goal|44||88}}<br>Willie McCool {{goal|84}}</small>
| <small></small>
|-bgcolor="ffcccc"
| January 15, 2015
| {{team away|biz}}
| align=center|[[2015 Antares Memorial Cup|2015 Antares Memorial Cup Semifinals]]
| align=center|1-2 L
| <small>Ronald McNair {{goal|15}}</small>
| <small></small>
|-bgcolor="ccffcc"
| January 15, 2015
| {{team away|o}}
| align=center|[[2015 Antares Memorial Cup|2015 Antares Memorial Cup Third Place Match]]
| align=center|2-1 W
| <small>Dick Scobee {{goal|10||19}}</small>
| <small></small>
|-bgcolor="ffffcc"
| January 18, 2015
| {{team away|diy}}
| align=center|[[2015 4chan Winter Cup Friendlies]]
| align=center|1-1 D
| <small>Dick Scobee {{goal|21||}}</small>
| <small></small>
|-bgcolor="ccffcc"
| January 24, 2015
| {{team away|g}}
| align=center|[[2015 4chan Winter Cup Friendlies]]
| align=center|1-0 W
| <small>Willie McCool {{goal|23||}}</small>
| <small></small>
|-bgcolor="ffffcc"
| July 10, 2015
| {{team away|soc}}
| align=center|[[2015 4chan Summer Cup Friendlies]]
| align=center|2-2 D
| <small>Nikola Tesla {{goal|20||68}}</small>
| <small></small>
|-bgcolor="ffcccc"
| July 12, 2015
| {{team away|x}}
| align=center|[[2015 4chan Summer Cup Friendlies]]
| align=center|1-0 L
| <small></small>
| <small></small>
|-bgcolor="ffcccc"
| August 22, 2015
| {{team away|a}}
| align=center|[[Lark's Madness]]
| align=center|0-2 L D
| <small></small>
| <small></small>
|-bgcolor="ffcccc"
| January 23, 2016
| {{team away|k}}
| align=center|[[2016 4chan Winter Cup Unfriendlies|2016 4chan Winter Cup <s>Un</s>friendlies]]
| align=center|3-0 L
| <small></small>
| <small></small>
|-
|-bgcolor="ffcccc"
| August 19, 2017
| {{team away|r9k}}
| align=center|[[Golden Spoon Cup|Golden Spoon Cup Group D]]
| align=center|2-6 L
| <small> Shinichi Mochizuki {{goal|13||50}}<br> Richard Feynman {{goal|16||40||81}}<br> Spectrum {{goal|90+0}}</small>
| <small></small>
|-
|-bgcolor="ffcccc"
| August 20, 2017
| {{team away|tg}}
| align=center|[[Golden Spoon Cup|Golden Spoon Cup Group D]]
| align=center|1-2 L
| <small>  Shinichi Mochizuki {{goal|27}} <br> Triple Integrals {{goal|65}} </small>
| <small></small>
|-
|-bgcolor="ffcccc"
| August 26, 2017
| {{team away|pol}}
| align=center|[[Golden Spoon Cup|Golden Spoon Cup Group D]]
| align=center|6-1 L
| <small> ??{{goal|??}} </small>
| <small></small>
|}
===/sci/ Promo Videos===
*[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DhdOAY9-z-8 Spring Cup 2014 Promo]
*[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sAfmT8G5D3w Summer Friendlies 2014 Promo]
*[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-tQWdVII9WI Autumn Cup 2014 Promo]
*[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NmyMTs6M6m0 2014 Autumn Cup knockouts promo]
*[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IcrbU_AqixI 2015 Winter Cup Promo]
*[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UK7XqEVTwLw 2015 Winter Cup Knockouts Promo]
*[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iMt3AhdF3gM 2015 Summer Cup promo]
===All time scoring table===
{| class="wikitable" width=25%
|-
!style="background:#00008b;color:white"| Player
!style="background:#00008b;color:white"| Goals
|-
| ''Bill Nye''
| 37
|-
| '''Richard Feynman'''
| 19
|-
| ''Nikola Tesla''
| 16
|-
| '''Carl Sagan'''
| 10
|-
| '''Shinichi Mochizuki'''
| 10
|-
| '''{{tt|Sun of Lava/Ice|One as Sun of Fire/Ice}}'''
| 6
|-
| ''Brian Cox''
| 5
|-
| '''Triple Integrals'''
| 2
|-
| ''Epicurus''
| 2
|-
| ''Richard Dawkins''
| 2
|-
| '''{{greentext|biology >hard science}}'''
| 1
|-
| '''Does 0.9999 = 1?'''
| 1
|-
| '''GauB'''
| 1
|-
| ''Troll Science''
| 1
|-
| ''Aquatic Hamster''
| 1
|-
| ''Not Science''
| 1
|-
| ''Thorium*''
| 1
|}
Bold - Still active
''Italic'' - Retired
*Note - Thorium was '''not''' a GK at the time of his goal.
==Honours==
As a team:
<div style="display: table; position-align: center;">
{|  class="wikitable" style="width: 30%; margin: 1%; text-align:center; float: left; position: relative; font-size: 12px"
| [[File:2012_Spring_Cup_logo.png|150px]]<br />
|-
| '''[[2012 4chan Spring Cup]]'''<br/>
|-
|  style="background:#000F89; color: #fff;" | '''''Third Place'''''
|}
{|  class="wikitable" style="width: 30%; margin: 1%; text-align:center; float: left; position: relative; font-size: 12px"
| [[File:2012_Summer_Cup_logo.png|150px]]<br />
|-
| '''[[2012 4chan Summer Cup]]'''<br/>
|-
|  style="background:#000F89; color: #fff;" | '''''At least you tried award'''''
|}
{|  class="wikitable" style="width: 30%; margin: 1%; text-align:center; float: left; position: relative; font-size: 12px"
| [[File:Antares.png|150px]]<br />
|-
| '''[[2015 Antares Memorial Cup]]'''<br/>
|-
|  style="background:#000F89; color: #fff;" | '''''Third place'''''
|}
</div>
Individual:
<div style="display: table; position-align: center;">
{|  class="wikitable" style="width: 30%; margin: 1%; text-align:center; float: left; position: relative; font-size: 12px"
| [[File:2012_Summer_Cup_logo.png|150px]]<br />
|-
| '''[[2012 4chan Summer Cup]]'''<br/>
{{sq start}}
{{sq start player |no=52 |pos=LWF |name=Bill Nye}}
{{sq end}}
|-
|  style="background:#000F89; color: #fff;" | '''''All-Star 2nd Team'''''
|}
{|  class="wikitable" style="width: 30%; margin: 1%; text-align:center; float: left; position: relative; font-size: 12px"
| [[File:2014_Autumn_Cup_Logo.png|150px]]<br />
|-
| '''[[2014 4chan Autumn Cup]]'''<br/>
{{sq start}}
{{sq start player |no=34 |pos=GK |name=Stephen Hawking}}
{{sq end}}
|-
|  style="background:#000F89; color: #fff;" | '''''All-Star Starting XI <br/> Gold Glove Winner (26 Saves)'''''
|}
</div>
==Rivalries==
<div style="display: table; position-align: center;">
{|  class="wikitable" style="width: 31%; margin: 1%; text-align:center; float: left; position: relative;"
| [[file:lit_logo.png|150px|link=/lit/]]
|-
| '''The Intellectualism Derby'''<br/>
A match filled with brains and boredom (specially the 10+ minute managing spaghetti at the 2013 Spring Babbies), both boards enjoy reading but /sci/ prefers books that have the purpose of understanding the universe and physics while [[/lit/]] prefers to read made up stories that are 2deep4u. The /lit/erati see the /sci/entists as a soulless team, as for The Team of Science say they are just jelly of their 300k starting jobs in Math because they took an actual helpful God Tier Major instead of ending up on the dole because of their shit tier majors. As for 4CC matters, /lit/ has won the two matches but /sci/ will keep on testing until they can find a scientifically proven tactic that will drive them to victory.
|-
|  style="background:#dcdcdc; color: #333;" | <b>0-0-2</b>
|}
{|  class="wikitable" style="width: 31%; margin: 1%; text-align:center; float: left; position: relative;"
| [[file:pol_logo.png|150px|link=/pol/]]<br />
|-
|'''The Progress Bowl'''<br/>
Both boards want the best for humanity, although they both disagree on some aspects: [[/pol/]] disagrees with the moral values of /sci/ and /sci/ disagrees with the ethnic cleansing proposals of /pol/. These matches are filled with air raids and nuclear testings so the happenning is now. Both boards have met three times, the first time was a 2-1 victory for the /sci/entists with goals by Richard Feynman and Dawkins, the next one was a 2-1 win for the /pol/acks in the 2012 Summer Cup friendlies. Given /pol/'s elite status and /sci/'s decline both boards had to wait one year to face each other again, this time in the 2013 Summer Cup, where both teams were already eliminated but that didn't stop them from having fun at the infamous Doompaul pitch, whereas /sci/ won 1-0 with a goal by Bill Nye to put the ball back in /sci/'s court. These teams would not face each other for nearly 3 years, this time in a complete different scenario, the 2016 Spring Qualifiers, /pol/ in shambles after disastrous performances one after the other and /sci/ returning after a year of hiatus, both teams were put on a do or die situation where a draw would favor /sci/, taking into account the horrid performances by /pol/ in their new stadium, /sci/ opted to use their stadium instead of the Time Cube, this time around both teams gathered for a [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wllc5gSc-N8&t=12 joint anthem] to protest Bill Nye's brainlet views on gender. Richard Feynman put 2 goals that were enough to gain the draw to advance and bury /pol/ in their stadium, being buried by a Jewish scientist that scored twice on them on the same day that marked the anniversary of Hitler's suicide. This draw keep's /sci/'s statement that political science isn't science as an undeniable fact.
|-
|  style="background:#dcdcdc; color: #333;" | <b>2-1-1</b>
|}
{|  class="wikitable" style="width: 31%; margin: 1%; text-align:center; float: left; position: relative;"
| [[file:diy logo.png|150px|link=/diy/]]<br />
|-
|'''Science vs. Engineering'''<br/>
An age old question that has been argued for years: Which is more useful, Science or Engineering? This derby plans to settle the debate once and for all with /sci/ and /diy/ facing each other for philanthropic dominance. The first matchup between these two boards was in the 2013 Autumn Cup friendlies, on which /diy/ managed to take a win away from the /sci/entists. These two teams would not face each other (barring friendlies and invitationals where /sci/ won a game and drew the other) until the 2015 4chan Winter Cup in a decisive match where it was a situation of do or die for both teams in order to advance, /diy/ struck first with an early 2-0, but with Feynman’s once-in-a-lifetime shot, a miracle performance by CB Triple Integrals and a goal by Bosnia’s Brave Nikola Tesla made /sci/ take a trip to the knockouts and the advantage on this rivalry. They would meet again in the 2015 Autumn Cup but with a strong /diy/ and a /sci/ in a do-or-die situation, things looked to be a bit lopsided… and they were, in favour of /sci/, giving the /sci/borgs their largest win recorded so far. Both teams failed to advance but at least /sci/ can still maintain the “all engineers are fags” statement as law.
|-
|  style="background:#dcdcdc; color: #333;" | <b>2-1-0</b>
|}
</div>
==Trivia==
* /sci/ is one of only 4 teams to have conceded 100 or more goals.
* Despite being one of the longest tenured players on the team, Stephen Hawking has only two recorded clean sheets. The amount for most clean sheets on the team belongs to retired player Thorium with 5 clean sheets.
==Cup History==
*'''2012 Spring Cup:''' 3rd Place
*'''2012 Summer Cup:''' 19th Place
*'''2012 Autumn Cup:''' 9th Place
*'''2013 Winter Cup:''' T-16th Place
*'''2013 Spring Cup:''' {{tt|19th Place|Promoted after Dragongate scandal}}
*'''2013 Summer Cup:''' 23rd Place
*'''2013 Autumn Cup:''' 21st Place
*'''2014 Spring Cup:''' [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_asNhzXq72w 30th Place]
*'''2014 Autumn Cup:''' [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=13tnjh3dZw4 5th Place]
*'''2015 Winter Cup:''' 14th Place
*'''2015 Summer Cup:''' 31st Place
*'''2015 Autumn Cup:''' 24th Place
*'''2016 Spring Cup:''' 26th Place
*'''2016 Autumn Cup:''' - (Failed to submit an export)
*'''2017 Spring Cup Qualifiers:''' 8th Place
*'''2017 Spring Cup:''' {{tt|18th Place|Promoted after /t/, /out/, and /p/ were culled and disqualified from Summer}}
*'''2017 Summer Cup''' T-6th Place
{{Navbox Teams}}
[[Category:Official teams|sci]]
+ History
How can you believe in evolution if its only a theory (a guess)?
MAGNETS, HOW DO THEY WORK?
Are Engineers Scientists?
Yes. Move the fuck along. Disregard that, engineers suck cocks 24/7, leaving no time for science or anything else.
0.9999999999... * 0.9999999999... = 1
Top: Stephen Hawking, Does 0.999... = 1?, >>>/x/, Richard Feynman , Sun of Lava/Ice, John von Neumann
Bottom: Theory (A Gauss), Shinichi Mochizuki (Captain), Carl Sagan, Evolutionary Purpose, Cool Science Facts
Not pictured: Secret Italian Supercat (/sci/'s mascot), Black Science Guy (Coming to /sci/: When any Ivy League athlete becomes the MVP of 3 Super Bowls)
Elon Musk
AI Transhumanism
34
  GK
Stephen Hawking
0
  RB
Brainlet
43
  LB
Cool Science Facts
74
  CB
Evolutionary Purpose
3
  CB
Triple Integrals
9
  CB
Product Rule
8
  AMF
Carl Sagan
1
  CMF
Spectrum
11
  SS
Richard Feynman
10
  SS
Sun of Lava/Ice
23
  CF
Shinichi Mochizuki Captain
No. Position Player
ℝ
  GK
Norman Wildberger
69
  LB
Homo Engineer
6
  LB
mEMe Drive
21
  CB
>>>/x/
4
  CB
>Biology >Hard Science
15
  RB
Von Neumann
30
  RB
300k Starting
32
  CMF
GauB
99
  CMF
Does 0.999... = 1?
2
  CMF
-1/12
12
  CMF
CS Pleb
18
  CMF
Theory (a gauss)
Bill Nye 37
Richard Feynman 19
Nikola Tesla 16
Carl Sagan 10
Shinichi Mochizuki 10
Sun of Lava/Ice 6
Brian Cox 5
Triple Integrals 2
>biology >hard science 1
Does 0.9999 = 1? 1
GauB 1
Troll Science 1
Aquatic Hamster 1
Not Science 1
Thorium*
Black Science Man
Theory (A geuss)
LaTeX
  LB
CERN
  RB
  CB
Internet Philosopher
  DMF
Troll Science
  LMF
Evolution
  RMF
Homo Engineer
  RWF
Saged Homework*
  LWF
Transhumanist*
  CMF
Tsoukalos (Ancient Aliens)
  AMF
>tfwnogf
  SS
Nasa Pennies
Richard Feynman
Eugenics
Nikola Tesla
Carl Sagan
Economics
Homosexual Engineer
Transhumanism
Saged Homework
>tfwngf
Internet Philosopher
Putnam Math
>Biology>Hard
Stephen Hawking
Bill Nye
Brian Cox
Richard Feynman
Evolution
Eugenics
Deep Sea Bro General
Nikola Tesla
Carl Sagan [Captain]
Thorium Reactor
300k Starting
Hawking
EK
Transhumanism
Magnets, how do they work ?
Troll Science
Theory (a geuss)
Saged Homework
Ancient Aliens
>Biology >Hard Science
Bismuth
LaTeX
Putnam Math
Internet Philosopher
Homosexual Engineers
3.14159265
Michio Kaku
Sir Patrick Moore
>Biology >Hard Science
Homosexual Engineer
Putnam Math
Carl Sagan (captain)
Thorium Reactor
Ancient Aliens
Atheism
Troll Science
Economics
Eugenics
Saged Homework
>tfwngf
College Majors General
Evolution
Transhumanism
Nikola Tesla (captain)
Richard Feynman (captain)
Fucking Magnets
Theory (a gauss)
>phd maths >300k starting
IQ Tests
>biology parrot
>EK
>sea bro general
>math major
>richard dawkings
>carl sagan
>homo engineer
>constanza
don't include EK you faggots
Also, I loved these ones:
>Biology >Hard Science
Thorium Reactor
Ancient Aliens
Saged Homework
College Majors General
Theory (a gauss)
>phd maths >300k starting
Liberal Arts Major.
Internet philosopher
sea bro
Trans-humanism, eugenics and troll science
Jake Barnett
300K starting
>med school
LaTeX
GK
Homosexual Engineer
DEF
Bismuth
Carl Sagan (captain)
Thorium Reactor
Ancient Aliens
MID
Saged Homework
Transhumanism
Nikola Tesla (captain)
FWD
Richard Feynman (captain)
>phd maths >300k starting
Bill Nye
BENCH
GK
>Biology >Hard Science
Liberal Arts Major
DEF
Internet Philosopher
Putnam Math
Troll Science
Economics
MID
Eugenics
>tfwngf
College Majors General
Evolution
Fucking Magnets
FWD
Theory (a gauss)
IQ Tests
DeepSea Bro
I need some ideas for official colors too. Blue/White is my pick, but I'm open for whatever. - Lion
Lion thread -
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QsvyrAEXT-E
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cSZ55X3X4pk
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ryqQItAVmj0
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P0tLbl5LrJ8
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D8zlUUrFK-M
Music Corner
    Anthem: The Science Rap - Ali G
    Goalhorn Weird Science - Oingo Boingo
    Goalhorn - Richard Feynman Richard Feynman playing bongos
    Goalhorn - Sun of Lava/ice Elektronik Supersonik - Zlad!
    Closing Anthem: A Glorious Dawn - Carl Sagan ft. Stephen Hawking
    Closing Anthem if /sci/ wins and Hawking has a clean sheet.: Stephen Hawking Sings The Galaxy Song
<big><big><big><big>'''''test'''''</big></big></big></big>
For the main article go to [[/sci/]] As of now nothing here is final.
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|style="background:#EDDA74; font-size:90%;" width="40px" align="center"|'''Gold'''
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<h3>Goalkeepers</h3>
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|width="15%" style="background:#DBE5F1;"|'''Name'''
|width="1%" style="background:#DBE5F1;"|'''Picture'''
|width="40%" style="background:#DBE5F1;"|'''Description'''
|width="15%" style="background:#DBE5F1;" | '''Playing Style'''
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|style="background: #C3D69B" align="center" | 34
|style="background: #C3D69B" align="center" | '''Stephen Hawking'''
|style="background: #C3D69B" align="center" | [[File:Image_unavailable.svg|x50px]]
|style="background:#C3D69B;"|Gold Glove winner and record holder for saves in a single cup (26), Stephen Hawking is /sci/'s starting goalkeeper and defensive hero. Despite his wheelchair giving him limited mobility, his supreme knowledge of physics allows him to calculate where every shot will land with precision.
|style="background: #C3D69B" align="center" | '''Offensive Goalkeeper'''
|style="background:#C3D69B;"|&mdash;
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|align="center" | ℝ
|align="center" | '''Norman Wildberger'''
|align="center"|[[File:Math_without_reals.png|x100px]]
|A mathematician that has trascended all levels of reality to go beyond the need of using reals.
|align="center" | '''Offensive Goalkeeper'''
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<h3>Left backs</h3>
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|width="1%" style="background:#DBE5F1;"|'''No.'''
|width="15%" style="background:#DBE5F1;"|'''Name'''
|width="1%" style="background:#DBE5F1;"|'''Picture'''
|width="40%" style="background:#DBE5F1;"|'''Description'''
|width="15%" style="background:#DBE5F1;" | '''Playing Style'''
|width="10%" style="background:#DBE5F1;"|'''Card(s)'''
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|style="background: #C3D69B" align="center" | 0
|style="background: #C3D69B" align="center" | '''Brainlet'''
|style="background: #C3D69B" align="center" | [[File:Brainlet.jpg|x100px]]
|style="background:#C3D69B;"| Friendly reminder that if your IQ is below 135 you're a low IQ brainlet
|style="background: #C3D69B" align="center" |
|style="background:#C3D69B;"|&mdash;
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|align="center" | 21
|align="center" | '''Homo Engineer'''
|align="center"|[[File:Homo_Engineer Sci.png|x150px]]
|Engineers aren't capable to sustain heterosexual intercourse due to the appalling dicks to vaginas ratio on their majors.
|align="center" | '''Defensive Fullback'''
|&mdash;
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|align="center" | 30
|align="center" | '''mEMe Drive'''
|align="center"|[[File:Em_Drive.jpg|100px]]
|The EM drive is as possible as perpetual motion (^:
|align="center" | '''Defensive Fullback'''
|&mdash;
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<h3>Centre backs</h3>
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|width="1%" style="background:#DBE5F1;"|'''No.'''
|width="15%" style="background:#DBE5F1;"|'''Name'''
|width="1%" style="background:#DBE5F1;"|'''Picture'''
|width="40%" style="background:#DBE5F1;"|'''Description'''
|width="15%" style="background:#DBE5F1;" | '''Playing Style'''
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|style="background: #C3D69B" align="center" | 14
|style="background: #C3D69B" align="center" | '''Sun of Fire/Ice'''
|style="background: #C3D69B" align="center" | [[File:Sun of Fire Ice.jpg|x50px]]
|style="background:#C3D69B;"| A sun made out of lava burning at 1000 ºC collides with a similar sized sun made of ice burning at -1000ºC. What would happen?
|style="background: #C3D69B" align="center" |
|style="background:#C3D69B;"|&mdash;
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|style="background: #C3D69B" align="center" | 74
|style="background: #C3D69B" align="center" | '''Free Will Doesn't Exist'''
|style="background: #C3D69B" align="center" | [[File:Image_unavailable.svg|x50px]]
|style="background:#C3D69B;"|
|style="background: #C3D69B" align="center" |
|style="background:#C3D69B;"|&mdash;
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|align="center" | 21
|align="center" | '''>>>/x/'''
|align="center" | [[File:X bingo.png|100px]]
|Being serious about black holes or the meaning of life? Not baiting anyone? Well this isn't the board for you, but we do have a great place for you to check out! Head over to this wonderful place, there's alot of people like you over there!
|salign="center" | '''Defenive Fullback'''
|&mdash;
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|align="center" | 6
|align="center" | '''LaTeX'''
|align="center"|[[File:Image_unavailable.svg|x50px]]
|Did you delay your 5 page essay again because you were procrastinating? Don't worry, just use LaTeX and it'll make any nonsense gibberish look beautiful.
|align="center" |
|&mdash;
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|align="center" | 3
|align="center" | '''Triple Integrals'''
|align="center"|[[File:Image_unavailable.svg|x50px]]
|Mastering Triple Integrals is something that only those who are strong of mind can accomplish, those who do enjoy large and successful lives.
|align="center" |
|&mdash;
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|align="center" | 3
|align="center" | '''{{greentext|biology >hard science}}'''
|align="center"|[[File:Implying biology.png|x50px]]
|Biology majors are next to last on the /sci/ totem pole, just above the CompSci majors.
|align="center" |
|&mdash;
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<h3>Right backs</h3>
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|width="1%" style="background:#DBE5F1;"|'''No.'''
|width="15%" style="background:#DBE5F1;"|'''Name'''
|width="1%" style="background:#DBE5F1;"|'''Picture'''
|width="40%" style="background:#DBE5F1;"|'''Description'''
|width="15%" style="background:#DBE5F1;" | '''Playing Style'''
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|style="background: #C3D69B" align="center" | 43
|style="background: #C3D69B" align="center" | '''Cool Science Facts'''
|style="background: #C3D69B" align="center" | [[File:Image_unavailable.svg|x50px]]
|style="background:#C3D69B;"| "They don't think it be like it is, but it do." - Neil DeGrasse Tyson
|style="background: #C3D69B" align="center" | '''Defenive Fullback'''
|style="background:#C3D69B;"|&mdash;
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|align="center" | 99
|align="center" | '''Does 0.9999999999999999999999... = 1?'''
|align="center"|[[File:Image_unavailable.svg|x50px]]
|A question that has split /sci/ worse than the Berlin Wall.
|align="center" | '''Defensive Fullback'''
|&mdash;
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|align="center" | 15
|align="center" | '''Muh IQ'''
|align="center"|[[File:Image_unavailable.svg|x50px]]
|IQ tests are the intellectual equivalent of compensating your flaws by buying a sports car. Having an IQ of 130+ does not mean you're a genius, so go search for validation by actually doing something rather than waving your e-penis around.
|align="center" | '''Defensive Fullback'''
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|align="center" | 30
|align="center" | '''300k starting'''
|align="center"|[[File:Image_unavailable.svg|x50px]]
|{{greentext|PhD in pure mathematics}} <br> {{greentext|300k starting}} <br> {{greentext|Any job I want}}
|align="center" | '''Defensive Fullback'''
|&mdash;
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<h3>Centre midfielders</h3>
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|width="1%" style="background:#DBE5F1;"|'''No.'''
|width="15%" style="background:#DBE5F1;"|'''Name'''
|width="1%" style="background:#DBE5F1;"|'''Picture'''
|width="40%" style="background:#DBE5F1;"|'''Description'''
|width="15%" style="background:#DBE5F1;" | '''Playing Style'''
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|style="background: #C3D69B" align="center" | 14
|style="background: #C3D69B" align="center" | '''Stupid Questions Thread'''
|style="background: #C3D69B" align="center" | [[File:Image_unavailable.svg|x50px]]
|style="background:#C3D69B;"| Questions that can be answered immediately and that don't need a thread of their own. AKA People asking for help for pre calc.
|style="background: #C3D69B" align="center" | '''Box-to-Box'''
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|style="background: #C3D69B" align="center" | 17
|style="background: #C3D69B" align="center" | '''CERN'''
|style="background: #C3D69B" align="center" | [[File:Image_unavailable.svg|x50px]]
|style="background:#C3D69B;"|Original team founder, this temple of research has been fundamental on the rise of the team to prominence.
|style="background: #C3D69B" align="center" | '''Box-to-Box'''
|style="background:#C3D69B;"|&mdash;
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|align="center" | 32
|align="center" | '''Leonard Oiler'''
|align="center"|[[File:Image_unavailable.svg|x50px]]
|Pronouncing Leonhard Euler's name is something that has divided members of the /sci/ community, every argument is defending how it's pronounced in their mother language, don't be surprised if this conflict goes into full blown shitposting.
|align="center" | '''Box-to-Box'''
|&mdash;
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|align="center" | 0
|align="center" | '''Wolfram Alpha'''
|align="center"|[[File:Image_unavailable.svg|x50px]]
|This search engine has been the saviour of plenty of STEMfags out there that can't afford a Texas Instruments calculator.
|align="center" | '''Box-to-Box'''
|&mdash;
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|align="center" | 18
|align="center" | Theory (a geuss)
|align="center"|[[File:TheoryAGauss.png|x50px]]
|How can u guise belieev in evlelution, it's just a theory (a gauss)
|align="center" | '''Box-to-Box'''
|&mdash;
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|align="center" | 23
|align="center" | Shinichi Mochizuki
|align="center"|[[File:Image_unavailable.svg|x50px]]
|望月新一の安否確認情報 <br>2016年01月12日　06：00現在：　元気にやっています。<br> 所在地：　京都府 <br>Safety Confirmation Information for <br>Shinichi Mochizuki<br>As of 12 January 2016, 06:00: I'm doing fine. <br>Location: Kyoto Prefecture, Japan
|align="center" | '''Box-to-Box'''
|&mdash;
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<h3>Attacking Midfielder</h3>
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|width="1%" style="background:#DBE5F1;"|'''No.'''
|width="15%" style="background:#DBE5F1;"|'''Name'''
|width="1%" style="background:#DBE5F1;"|'''Picture'''
|width="40%" style="background:#DBE5F1;"|'''Description'''
|width="15%" style="background:#DBE5F1;" | '''Playing Style'''
|width="10%" style="background:#DBE5F1;"|'''Card(s)'''
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|style="background: #EDDA74" align="center" | 10
|style="background: #EDDA74" align="center" | '''Nikola Tesla'''
|style="background: #EDDA74" align="center" | [[File:Image_unavailable.svg|x50px]]
|style="background:#EDDA74;"| The divisive player, on one hand he has contributed so much towards the progress of modern society, and on the other hand redditors can't stop saying how unappreciated he was to the point of becoming annoying. Thankfully we can shitpost about his nationality as a balancing point.
|style="background: #EDDA74" align="center" | '''Box-to-Box'''
|style="background:#EDDA74;"|&mdash;
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<h3>Second strikers</h3>
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|width="15%" style="background:#DBE5F1;"|'''Name'''
|width="1%" style="background:#DBE5F1;"|'''Picture'''
|width="40%" style="background:#DBE5F1;"|'''Description'''
|width="15%" style="background:#DBE5F1;" | '''Playing Style'''
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|style="background: #C0C0C0" align="center" | 8
|style="background: #C0C0C0" align="center" | '''Carl Sagan'''
|style="background: #C0C0C0" align="center" | [[File:Image_unavailable.svg|x50px]]
|style="background:#C0C0C0;"|Despite his association with redditors and reddit tier personalities like Neil DeGrasse Tyson, plus the fact that /sci/ despises everything considered as Pop-Sci. /sci/ tends to find forgiveness towards Carl Sagan, he inspired a generation to be involved with science in a very charismatic way, his presence on the roster will make the team motivated to go further and beyond its limits, to aim for the stars.
|style="background: #C0C0C0" align="center" | '''Goal Poacher'''
|style="background:#C0C0C0;"|&mdash;
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|style="background: #C0C0C0" align="center" | 1
|style="background: #C0C0C0" align="center" | '''Bill Nye'''
|style="background: #C0C0C0" align="center" | [[File:Image_unavailable.svg|x50px]]
|style="background:#C0C0C0;"| A man who inspired hundreds of thousands of children around the world during the 90s to be interested in science, who proved science can be entertaining and fascinating, his charismatic approach is well remembered by the now adults he helped inspired. Once the referent of the /sci/ roster, his popularity has steadily decline due to the fact that his opinions on religion and other topics not pertaining to the fields of science have made the board become disenchanted towards him. Nevertheless, his presence has not been forgotten on the team and fanbase, so whenever he scores a goal, fans will never hesitate to {{tt|chant|spam}} his name.
|style="background: #C0C0C0" align="center" | '''Goal Poacher'''
|style="background:#C0C0C0;"|&mdash;
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<h3>Centre forward</h3>
{|{{Prettytable}}
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|width="1%" style="background:#DBE5F1;"|'''No.'''
|width="15%" style="background:#DBE5F1;"|'''Name'''
|width="1%" style="background:#DBE5F1;"|'''Picture'''
|width="40%" style="background:#DBE5F1;"|'''Description'''
|width="15%" style="background:#DBE5F1;" | '''Playing Style'''
|width="10%" style="background:#DBE5F1;"|'''Card(s)'''
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|style="background: #EDDA74" align="center" | 11
|style="background: #EDDA74" align="center" | '''Richard Feynman'''
|style="background: #EDDA74" align="center" | [[File:Image_unavailable.svg|x50px]]
|style="background:#EDDA74;"| The man, the myth, the legend. The man everyone on /sci/ aspires to be, a Nobel prize winner who didn't let awards get in the way of his drive for discovering answers to life's questions. A man who proved the world IQ is menial as he scored a 125 score, yet he made contributions to the Manhattan Project and contributed to the field of physics ever so greatly. Richard Feynman lived life as many people would envy him, learned to played the bongos and explored his artistic side while still researching, and lived a sex life that everyone on /sci/ and 4chan alike would only dream on having. The perfect representation for /sci/.
|style="background: #EDDA74" align="center" | '''Goal Poacher'''
|style="background:#EDDA74;"|&mdash;
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|}
''For info about the current team see: [[/sci/]]''
<big><big>'''To be updated when Im not lazy </big></big>
===2012 Spring Babby Cup===
[[File:Original sci kits.jpg|thumb|400px|The original /sci/ kits, the home kits donned the black and blue colours of the team based off Inter Milan's kits.]]
Discussions to field a team representing /sci/ started off on [https://warosu.org/sci/thread/S4226161 January 6th, 2012] by {{Anonymous|Lion|!FvAwVR8cv6}}, the board welcomed the proposal and started throwing proposals for players on the team. Between these proposals were included some logo ideas that featured then /sci/'s mascot /sci/duck and a generic scientist on a square background, but ultimately a square logo featuring Carl Sagan, Thorium and its atomic number and the number pi won the attention of the board and was declared the official logo that still stands to this day. The roster listed below was fielded for the [[2012 4chan Spring Babby Cup Friendlies]] but /sci/ failed to submit a roster within the deadline by 4 minutes, commissioner GermanBro was harsh on the team and punished them with no medals, thus affecting them on their debut against [[/d/]], but /sci/ took it quite well and even joked about the incident by making [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gi5OP7fecrc 4 minutes] their goalhorn for the friendlies. Of course /sci/ lost their game against /d/ but somehow managed to beat /vp/ thanks to some serious spaghetti by them including 2 own goals by their players.
By the time the proper competition came, /sci/ incorporated now famous striker Bill Nye the Science Guy after being suggested by board goer {{Anonymous|Luca}}, Bill Nye quickly became /sci/'s gold striker in the GSBB era. The tournament had /sci/ drawn with /pol/, /r9k/ and /mlp/. /sci/'s start was a heartbreaking 1-1 draw against /r9k/ with a late minute goal by Japanese Lettuce Hardcore. Against /mlp/ the tables turned around as Bill Nye scored a near last minute equalizer. Facing uncertainty for their last game after /r9k/ defeated /mlp/, /sci/ had to beat /pol/ in the first edition of the Progressb Owl and got the result they wanted, a 2-1 win with goals by both Richards: Dawkins and Feynman. A play-in had to be made in order to be in the proper knock-out phase, so /sci/ as runners-up of their group faced /gif/, before that game the first actual live manager stepped up to help /sci/ under the name of {{Anonymous|Dicks|!BYmn6QVNCw}} who managed to defeat /gif/ 1-0. In the quarters /sci/ routed the now infamous Durgen /n/ team to make the semis. But the dreams of gold ended with a 2-1 loss against /3/ with a failed rally attempt by Bill Nye that wasn't enough. Consolation came as /sci/ managed to beat /d/ to obtain the third place spot, a very fitting way to end their first official tournament by defeating their very first rivals.
====Original roster====
{{sq start}}
{{sq start player |no= |pos=GK |name='''Stephen Hawking'''}}
{{sq start player |no= |pos=LB |name='''{{greentext|biology >hard science}}'''}}
{{sq silver player |no= |pos=CB |name=Putnam Math}}
{{sq start player |no=|pos=CB |name='''300k Starting'''}}
{{sq start player |no= |pos=LB |name=Eugenics}}
{{sq start player |no |pos=DMF |name=Deep Sea Bro}}
{{sq start player |no= |pos=DMF |name= '''Nikola Tesla'''}}
{{sq bronze player |no= |pos=CMF |name='''Thorium''' }}
{{sq start player |no= |pos=AMF |name=Magnets }}
{{sq bronze player |no= |pos=AMF |name=''Richard Feynman''}}
{{sq gold player |no= |pos=SS |name='''Carl Sagan'''}}
{{sq mid}}
{{sq player |no=|pos=GK |name=''LaTeX''}}
{{sq player |no=|pos=LB |name=''CERN''}}
{{sq player |no=|pos=RB |name=Agnostic Atheist}}
{{sq player |no=|pos=CB |name=Internet Philosopher}}
{{sq player |no=|pos=DMF |name=Troll Science}}
{{sq player |no=|pos=LMF |name=Evolution}}
{{sq player |no=|pos=RMF |name='''Homo Engineer'''}}
{{sq player |no=|pos=RWF |name='''Saged Homework*'''}}
{{sq player |no=|pos=LWF |name='''Transhumanist*'''}}
{{sq player |no=|pos=CMF |name=Tsoukalos}}
{{sq player |no=|pos=AMF |name={{greentext|tfwnogf}}}}
{{sq player |no=|pos=SS |name=Richard Dawkins}}
{{sq end}}
*Players in '''Bold''' have never been removed from the team and still are on the team up to this date. Players in ''Italics'' are still on the team but after being removed.
*Renamed to 'Do My Homework' and 'Transhumanism' respectively.
===2012 Summer Cup===
[[File:Nfp3jc.png|thumb|The famous Summer Friendly set up that gave /sci/ their biggest win yet and with a record tying 5 goals from Brian Cox.]]
With a third place finish in Spring, things looked promising for /sci/ heading into summer. But a couple of issues were soon to appear with the team. First it was that third place winning manager Dicks stated that he wasn't going to be available for summer, therefore /sci/ was into a managerial uncertainty heading into summer. Second was that the usual people in charge of /sci/'s wiki page were clashing heads over roster changes on one side was {{Anonymous|Luca}} and on the other side was {{Anonymous|Triviaguy88}}, the controversy came after Luca allegedly made some roster changes without consulting the board and ignoring the fact that there was a [http://www.surveymonkey.com/s/QH5KDWK poll] to make the roster changes, that and the fact that both were clashing heads on whether how the player Theory (A Guess) should be named, on one side there was a campaign to name him Theory (A geuss) and on the other Theory (a gauss).
With these elements in mind /sci/ was drawn in a group with defending elite cup champions /k/, /int/ and /mu/. The first game was a complete disaster featuring a very poor set of conditions that /int/ managed to take advantage of with a hattrick by Putin and goals by Maradona and {{greentext|argentina >white}}. Next up came defending champions /k/, who came after a very close draw against /mu/, their offense was swift and effective as 3 goals were scored in the first 18 minutes. /sci/ managed to pull a late rally bringing the deficit to 3-2 but a 90+1' goal by Deagle Brand Deagle put any efforts of a comeback void, even with a last attempt by Bill Nye and the score ended 4-3 for /k/. The final game against /mu/ was a do-or-die for /sci/ since they needed to win to have a chance to at least avoid relegation despite not making the knockouts, but thing started off badly with /mu/ scoring 2 goals in the first half, it looked like it was going to be another devastating loss, but with a joint effort by Bill Nye and Thorium made a last minute comeback to draw 2-2. This result sent /sci/ to Autumn but managed to salvage ''some'' dignity.
===2012 Autumn Babby Cup - 2013 Spring Babby Cup: Atrox era and uncertainty afterwards===
After the disaster that followed the Summer Cup, a man named {{Anonymous|Atrox|!TmSV8N.Vwo}} asked /sci/ about taking over as their manager, which met with immediate approval by the board, taking over on August 20, 2012. His debut came on the [[2012 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Friendlies]] where he got off to a wrong start losing 3-2 to /lit/, a scoreless draw against /co/ and the worst loss up to this date, a 7-1 loss against eventual tournament champions /wg/. By the time Autumn came a cloud of incertainty came above the team whether their Spring run was a fluke and if they were really a weak team, that was going to be proven in the Group Stages. In the proper tournament they were drawn with newcomers /trv/, spring returners /f/ and {{greentext|molly}}'s /cgl/.
On the first game things got off to a great start with a 4-1 win over /f/ including a hattrick by Bill Nye and a goal by Carl Sagan. The next game was a close call as /sci/ was drawing against an all 1's /cgl/, but Richard Feynman came to save the day and effectively secured a place for the Winter Cup. Next up came an entertaining match against /trv/ which featured /trv/ GK Noobius Expedia scoring a free kick goal and Bill Nye's reserve striker Epicurus scoring the equalizer and getting a draw for both teams heading into the knockouts. In the Round of 16, /sci/ encountered /mlp/, a team that got a draw against them in the last competition they both were. Things look promising as Bill Nye scored an early goal but then it got bad quickly with /mlp/ turning it around 2-1 a bit after halftime, Bill scored the equalizer fast but with 19 minutes to go Best Pony scored the goal that ended /sci/'s run in Autumn, although the goal of getting into Winter was met, there was a feeling /sci/ got into winter with a relatively easy group, a theory that had to be debunked by the time winter came.
With the new rules of the Winter Friendlies, there was only a friendly scheduled, and it resulted in a not-so exciting draw against /3/. In the proper Elite competition they were drawn with elites /int/ and /fit/ along with promoted 4th place babby team /vg/. Due to certain discrepancies, /sci/ was sanctioned with having a bronze without skill cards for the competition. First off was /int/, who /sci/ had suffered a humiliating loss in Summer, were expecting to turn things around but it looked like history was bound to repeat itself as Putin scored in the 25th minute and again with a penalty after a poor challenge in the box, /sci/ got a consolation own goal by /int/'s goalkeeper but it wasn't enough and went off with a loss. Next up came /vg/ who had lost against /fit/ after leading 2-0. /sci/ took an early lead with Bill Nye but /vg/ replied almost immediately, the RNG blessed /sci/ with a red card for a /vg/ player which /sci/ capitalized with a goal by subbed on player Aquatic Hamster, but there was a feeling /sci/ needed to take more advantage due to the fact that they needed goals to have a healthy goal average coming to the last game. The final game against /fit/ started horribly with 2 goals in 20 minutes before Nikola Tesla replied before halftime, but their awful midfield conditioning combined with a purple Bill Nye made it impossible to attack, and /fit/ capitalized with a goal by Zyzz that put a nail in the coffin on /sci/'s Winter run that had to end with a consolation goal by Epicurus. A report regarding /sci/'s winter cup run can be found [http://pastebin.com/AZVUS1nX here].
By the time Spring came, morale by both manager and board came to an all time low. /sci/ was filled (and still is) with autistic people who report cup threads on sight, and with this the manager faced both /adv/ and /jp/ with mindgame B-I-L-L formations that went off for losses that didn't result in anything noteworthy. These set of tactics carried on to Spring where they were drawn with /lit/, /ck/ and /f/, which looked like no challenge on paper. First off was /lit/, who was Atrox's first rival and beat him on the Autumn Friendlies. After 10 minutes of autism to set up /sci/'s tactics and then with a late reply by /lit/'s manager, things looked like the audience was in for a borefest, and it was, Bill Nye scored the first one for /sci/ but 2 replies in the second half by /lit/ complicated /sci/'s chances for the summer cup. Next, came /ck/ who were trying to redeem themselves after an embarassing winter run, /ck/ tried to pound hard over /sci/'s defence but it was useless as they collided against the wall of Thorium and with a cheeky goal by Not Science, which was the only goal in the game and the only shot by /sci/ as well hope arised coming to the /f/ game. /sci/ needed to win after /ck/ drew against /lit/, but disappointment came as /f/ got their revenge from Autumn and left /sci/ on the road to autumn. This made Atrox resign and leaving the team managerless, allegedly Goldenratio was going to take over but it later fell through as he left to join the /b/ testing squad instead. Then [[Dragongate]] happened, a scandal so big a lot of teams in summer were consequently disqualified as they were managed by the same person, /sci/ was one of the 8 teams benefitted from this scandal and got to summer, and now with a diminished manager pool, Atrox decided to stay but wanted out of the team so /sci/ was heading into Summer with more doubts than ever.
===2013 Summer Cup - 2014 Spring Babby Cup: Aitor Karanka era and decline===
[[File:Co-sci.gif|thumb|300px|The concept of disappointment was common during the Aitor Karanka era. (Click to see .gif)]]
With a manager looking to bail out of the sinking ship, manager {{Anonymous|Aitor Karanka|!!vHwU8e1Ta/3}} took over less than 2 weeks before the proper Summer Cup to avoid /sci/ going out with a nearly dead B formation, an apparently solid export was submitted and hopes went up, only to be shut down when they got drawn in a group featuring 2013 Winter third place /pol/, /ck/ and /co/ who were granted a second chance along with /sci/. First up came /co/, who had managed to scrap off a draw against /sci/ in the [[2013 4chan Summer Cup Friendlies]] with a new management as well, things started off well with a goal by Nikola Tesla, but a very last minute rally gave /co/ a 2-1 victory, it later turned out that some games were affected including this one were affected by draw scripts that had blowouts and determined results, there wasn't a replay so /sci/ got stuck with the loss. Next up came /ck/, who had lost against /sci/ in spring thanks to the wall of Thorium, and it looked like it was going to be the same way with an early goal by Tesla, but then disaster happened, three goals in the first half for /ck/ combined with /sci/'s awful defence conditioning made it a nightmare and lost 5-1, effectively relegating the team to autumn thanks to the fact that upcoming rivals /pol/ lost their first 2 games as well. Since there was nothing left to play for but some honor, both /sci/ and /pol/ were determined to go out and give the fans some entertainment with a blitzkrieg formation by /pol/ and the B formation by /sci/ and played on the now famous Doompaul pitch, /sci/ managed to get a win to salvage their honour and a conclusion was reached that /sci/ wasn't really relegated by being weak, rather than from an unfortunate turn of events.
Heading into Autumn, /sci/ had two teams affected by [[Dragongate]], /y/ and /diy/ which resulted in a loss and a draw, it was more of rather if some tactics worked or not heading into Autumn, in the way /sci/ picked up tester and eventual co-manager {{Anonymous|SUPERtwinky|!!G5xDaK3GlNe}} after being sacked by /3/ after a series of doubtful results against /vr/ giving them their first win ever and /r9k/. /sci/ was yet again drawn into the hardest group out there with powerhouses /tg/, Winter fourth place /cm/ affected by Dragongate and /vr/ that blazed through the Qualifiers. First up came /cm/, a seemingly accesible game, and it started off with a goal by Bill Nye but /cm/ quickly equalized, and although /sci/ kept on knocking only to be denied by trollbars and had to settle with a draw. Next up came /tg/, a game on which Aitor wasn't there due to IRL stuff and had twinky managing, and started off great with a goal by Tesla but 2 quick replies by /tg/ including Doomrider's bycicle kick lead to panic which made it worse and lost 4-1, seriously damaging /sci/'s chances to go to Winter. Finally came /vr/ who only needed a draw to advance, and given /tg/'s shocking 5-0 loss to /cm/, /sci/ had to win by 2 to avoid the Spring Qualifiers and 3 to advance to winter, /sci/ started swiftly with an early goal by Richard Feynman followed by a second half goal by Bill Nye, this avoided the qualifiers, but Doomguy put the score at 2-1, /sci/ replied with a goal by Nikola Tesla to avoid the qualifiers and were a goal away from Winter, but deception came as Doomguy challenged physics and put the final 3-2 score to put /sci/ into the Spring Qualifiers, the general perception of it was that /sci/ could've advanced if Aitor was managing on the /tg/ game to at least help their goal differential to avoid the Qualifiers.
With a new revamp of rules there was no Spring Babby friendlies, so the [[2014 4chan Winter Cup Friendlies]] were vital to know /sci/'s strength on the new platform that was PES 14 and it went fairly well with a 4-2 win over /an/ and a 2-1 comeback against /cm/ as revenge from Autumn. As for the Spring tournament, which had 40 teams instead of the qualifiers that had been discontinued, /sci/ was drawn along with /c/, /u/, /vp/ and /vg/ and were favorites to at least come second at least. First came /u/, who got relegated in Winter and was a fairly tough team, /sci/ parked the bus and got a 0-0 draw. Then came /c/, who was also relegated from the Winter Cup, /sci/ was parking the bus up to the 70th minute when they decided to gamble but backfired with a goal by /c/ leaving them with 1 point out of 6 posible with 2 games to go and with the fact they were going to rely on results on the final matchday, the next game was against /vp/ who took advantage of the confused /sci/ defence and scored, but later equalized with an euphoric goal by Richard Dawkins only to be shut down immediately and being the first team to head into Autumn. That's when Aitor decided that it was best for the team to not continue hindering them while trying to help and looked out for a sucessor, the cry of help was met and his final game was against /vg/ who had won their 2 games with a +6 goal difference, but that didn't stop /sci/ from winning 2-1 and culminating Aitor Karanka's era with a consolation win, while leading the way for the new generations.
===2014 Summer Cup friendlies - Present: The Ordinate Era & Managerial Madness===
The first one to answer the call of succeeding Aitor was {{Anonymous|Ordinate|!!TxrSE+XU35V}} and surprisingly given his mercenary background, SUPERtwinky stuck around and convinced {{Anonymous|Smugleaf|!!WROPMzfJikm}} to join the team as well, they decided to keep Aitor as mentor for the managers and as a species of chairman to give the green light on roster moves and non tactical issues regarding the team. However, SUPERtwinky was more focused on his /vg/ League team and other projects non related to PES rather than paying attention to /sci/ while trying to make the team a pandering ground for the boards he liked. This bothered the other members of the /sci/ management and was quickly confronted by Aitor and a conclusion was reached that it was for the best that the /sci/ management team continued on without SUPERtwinky, therefore leaving Smugleaf and Ordinate managing the team for the [[2014 4chan Summer Cup Friendlies]], which have /tv/ and /r9k/ as rivals. Unfortunately, Smugleaf's first (and only) match as manager ended in a disappointing 2-1 loss to /tv/, which has been his bane in testing for some time now. The second friendly ended in a 1-1 draw against /r9k/ with the only /sci/ goal being scored was from Nikola Tesla off a face-smashing free kick by Carl Sagan. This marked Ordinate's opening match as the best managerial start since former manager Dicks. Hopefully this is a sign of better things to come.
After a controversial change in the rules before Autumn 2014 by the new cup commissioner {{Anonymous|tottori|!!sRN5AxsnGLL}}, ex-manager Aitor Karanka saw his retirement cut short as he returned to help out the team once again. And after discovering that Mr. Smugleaf had lied to both of his colleagues, Aitor and Ordinate decided to part ways with Smugleaf and not with this former manager begging Ordinate to remain as a tester and he accepted but only limiting him to it, and to both parties' surprise he announced a "retirement" post to announce that /sci/ allegedly didn't need him any more but far from the truth. As a result of this incident both managers Aitor Karanka and Ordinate have pledged to have no outsiders joining the team staff and that all further applications must be approved by the two parties.
After months of waiting, /sci/ finally got their chance to shine in the 2014 Autumn Babby Cup with a come-from-behind 4-2 victory over a disheartened /soc/. After a narrow 2-1 victory vs. /m/ and a 1-1 draw against /o/, /sci/ were sitting pretty at the top of Group F with 7 points. This presented an interesting situation for the three still contending teams, /lgbt/, /m/, and /soc/. If /sci/ drew or lost vs. /lgbt/, /lgbt/ went through. If /sci/ won, then it was a game between /m/ and /soc/ for the final spot, with /lgbt/ going through if they drew. /sci/ won their next match 4-1 with help from a Sun of Fire and Ice goal, his first as a player. /m/ then attained a decisive victory against /soc/, pulling a 4-2 result to send them to Winter and eliminating /soc/ and /lgbt/.
With /sci/ looking it's most dominant as ever, the team pushed forward to the knockout round, being drawn against the pirates of /t/ in the Round of 16. The team took to the field with an extremely wide 4-2-3-1, specifically engineered to keep the Pira/t/es from stealing possesion. It was a tight match through and through, with only a tactical blunder allowing a goal to /t/ in the 86th minute, tying it at 1 a piece. After extra time ended with no goals scored, it was on to ''penalties.'' There were lots of KAPOW's, spaghetti, and skyed shots, but /sci/ somehow came out on top, 3-2 on pens. The day after, they had to face /n/ in the quarter-finals. After sleepless hours of headache-inducing testing, the team stepped onto the field to face their biggest opponent yet. Unfortunately, /n/ player Tite Gapz scored a goal in the 74th minute, making the game 1-0. This was enough to knock out /sci/ and leave them with a 5th place finish, their best in 2 1/2 years.
After another 3 months of waiting, /sci/ got their chance to compete in their first Elite Cup in years. After being drawn into a relatively strong group of /ic/, /diy/, and /s/: things seemed more bleak than normal for the newly promoted side. Still, the /sci/-borgs pushed forward with a more defensive focused 4-2-3-1 and faced their first opponent, /ic/. In what can only be described as a glitchy snore-fest of a match: both sides held on for a 0-0 draw, much to the chagrin of the commentators. The next match was against newly promoted Babby team /s/. Again: another draw in what should have been a decisive /sci/ win but due to some defensive blunders, both sides were only able to come away with one point. This left the /sci/entists in a terrible position. The only surefire way of getting in was with a win over /diy/: the former holder of the Babby 3rd Place trophy. It all seemed hopeless at first, after falling 2-0 down by the 23rd minute. However, /sci/ somehow found a way and staged the greatest comeback the 4chan Cup has ever seen. With 2 goals from 77 CB Triple Integrals and one each from Tesla and Feynman: /sci/ overcame the odds and found themselves with 5 group stage points and a spot in the knockout round. The draw put them against the dominant and dank [s4s], a team that finished the group stages with an astounding +8 GD. Still, science would not give up so easily and the team took the field against their toughest opponent yet. Unfortunately, due to some managerial stumbles, /sci/ was eliminated on a 3-0 loss, their worst since Summer 2013. Although the loss was a bit crushing for /sci/'s spirits, the positive note was that /sci/ would keep an elite cup status, something that was never done before. With this in mind, manager Aitor Karanka retired from the team knowing his goal that was set back in Summer 2013 had been met.
After securing their first knockouts in history, /sci/ entered Summer with somewhat high expectations, said expectations came to a shuddering halt after being routed 4-1 against one of their former managers, followed by another 4-1 route by [s4s] who had their number and while trying to salvage some dignity for the final game, /sci/ once again succumbed against /mu/ in the final stretch of the game, only a mere goal difference saved /sci/ from earning the dubious award of the wooden spoon.
==External links==
* [https://www.mediafire.com/?zf575cu8grtkh98 All /sci/'s kits from pre spring 2012 to Winter 2015]

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