User:Lucatoni123

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theory a guess guido

heisenberg sings the uncertainty principle - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C4iucctrZbU

/sci/
What has science done?
/sci/ - Science and Math
Founded Jan. 6, 2012 IRL manager Current Manager: Lab Coat !!xjloyu2m+mY Co-managers: Ordinate !!TxrSE+XU35V OGRO !!HEaa+iIocNu Team colors Chat color 0047AB Cobalt Blue Ranking 7 ( 37) Highest rank 7 (August 2017) Lowest rank 54 (November 2016) Top scorer Bill Nye (37) Top assister (N/A) Captain Shinichi Mochizuki Website /sci/ - Science and Math Nickname /sci/entists, The Team of Science, /sci/borgs
Historic performance
W D L TOTAL EFFICIENCY 24 19 30 73 32.88%
GF GA GD 118 131 -13
Biggest win /sci/  5–0  /diy/ November 1, 2015 Biggest defeat /sci/  1–7  /wg/ September 29, 2012 First match /d/  1–0  /sci/ February 11, 2012
Elite Cup Appearances 5 (First in 2012 4chan Summer Cup) Best result 6th, 2017 4chan Summer Cup Babby Cup Appearances N/A (First in N/A) Best result N/A, N/A
Team music
Anthem The Science Rap - Ali G Goal horn ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ Alternate goal horn ????? Playing Bongos (Whenever ?????? scores) Alternate goal horn Elektronik Supersonik - Zlad! (Whenever Sun of Lava/Ice scores)
Kits
Home kit Away kit Third kit Fourth kit Fifth kit Sixth kit

/sci/ football club is the sole representative of the Science and Math board in the 4chan Cup. Originally making their debut in the 2012 Spring Cup and finishing in 3rd, /sci/ have since been characterized by their chaotic style of play and eccentric (and inconsistent) players. This has resulted in the team getting promoted to the elite cups, only to be relegated in the cup after. Established by Lion !FvAwVR8cv6 on January 6, 2012 along with a couple of willing anons, the foundations of the team were laid out and set in stone. Although with the accusations of jp that the cup is a money making scheme and that /sci/ hasn't had any success with team sports in real life, fan support has declined.

/sci/ now has a discord! Join it at https://discord.gg/E7m8xU2

• RGB Colors: Cobalt Blue (0, 71, 171), Ventablack (0,0,0), Dwarf Star White (255,255,255)

Lineup

Main Article: /sci/ Roster

No. Position Player 34   GK Stephen Hawking 0   RB Brainlet 43   LB Cool Science Facts 74   CB Evolutionary Purpose 3   CB Triple Integrals 9   CB Product Rule 8   AMF Carl Sagan 1   CMF Spectrum 11   SS ??????? 10   SS Sun of Lava/Ice 23   CF Shinichi Mochizuki

No. Position Player ℝ   GK Norman Wildberger 69   LB Homosexual Engineer 6   LB mEMe Drive 21   CB >>>/x/ 4   CB >Biology >Hard Science 15   RB Von Neumann 30   RB 300k Starting 32   CMF GauB 99   CMF Does 0.999... = 1? 2   CMF -1/12 12   CMF CS Pleb 18   CMF Theory (a gauss)

Team photo

File:Sciteamphot800pix.pnG

Top: Stephen Hawking, Does 0.999... = 1?, >>>/x/, ??????? , Sun of Lava/Ice, John von Neumann
Bottom: Theory (A Gauss), Shinichi Mochizuki (Captain), Carl Sagan, Evolutionary Purpose, Cool Science Facts
Not pictured: Secret Italian Supercat (/sci/'s mascot), Black Science Guy (Coming to /sci/: When any Ivy League athlete becomes the MVP of 3 Super Bowls)

Music Corner

• Anthem: The Science Rap - Ali G
• Goalhorn []
• Goalhorn - ??????? ???????? playing bongos
• Goalhorn - Sun of Lava/ice Elektronik Supersonik - Zlad!
• Closing Anthem: A Glorious Dawn - Carl Sagan ft. Stephen Hawking
• Closing Anthem if /sci/ wins and Hawking has a clean sheet.: Stephen Hawking Sings The Galaxy Song

Tactics

Currently under construction. Check back later!

Match History

Main Article: /sci/ History

Official Matches

Note:	Matches in Gray have been nullified.

Date	Opponent	Competition	Result	Scorers	Video
February 11, 2012	/d/	2012 4chan Spring Cup Friendlies	0-1 L
February 18, 2012	/vp/	2012 4chan Spring Cup Friendlies	4-1 W	?????????  12', 56' Missingno.  24' Dicks  44'
March 11, 2012	/x/	2012 4chan Spring Cup Friendlies	0-3 L
March 23, 2012	/r9k/	Group Stage SBC2012	1-1 D	Nye  66'
March 24, 2012	/mlp/	Group Stage SBC2012	1-1 D	Nye  88'
March 25, 2012	/pol/	Group Stage SBC2012	2-1 W	?????????  58' [????]  76'
March 31, 2012	/gif/	Final Seed Qualifier SBC2012	1-0 W	Nye  23'
March 31, 2012	/n/	QF SBC2012	3-0 W	Nye  14', 67' >biology >hard science  75'
March 31, 2012	/3/	SF SBC2012	1-2 L	Nye  75'
March 31, 2012	/d/	Third Place SBC2012	2-2 (4-3) W	?????????  50', 90'
April 21, 2012	/g/	2012 4chan Summer Cup Friendlies	7-3 W	Cox  2', 37', 52', 56', 81' Nye  77' Troll Science  90+1'
May 12, 2012	/pol/	2012 4chan Summer Cup Friendlies	1-2 L	Sagan  85'
June 2, 2012	/fit/	2012 4chan Summer Cup Friendlies	2-0 W	Nye  61' Sagan  89'
July 13, 2012	/int/	Group Stage SC2012	0-5 L		Video
July 14, 2012	/k/	Group Stage SC2012	3-4 L	Nye  33', 57', 90+3'
July 15, 2012	/mu/	Group Stage SC2012	2-2 D	Thorium  75' Nye  89'
September 2, 2012	/lit/	2012 4chan Autumn Cup Friendlies	2-3 L	Nye  17' Tesla  20'
September 8, 2012	/co/	2012 4chan Autumn Cup Friendlies	0-0 D
September 29, 2012	/wg/	2012 4chan Autumn Cup Friendlies	1-7 L	Nye  37'
October 13, 2012	/f/	Group Stage ABC2012	4-1 W	Nye  13', 36', 45' Sagan  55'
October 13, 2012	/cgl/	Group Stage ABC2012	2-1 W	Nye  65' ?????????  88'
October 19, 2012	/trv/	Group Stage ABC2012	1-1 D	REPLACE  59'
October 20, 2012	/mlp/	Round of 16 ABC2012	2-3 L	Nye  6', 51'	Video
December 22, 2012	/3/	2013 4chan Winter Cup Friendlies	2-2 D	Nye  6', 63'
February 9, 2013	/int/	Group Stage WC2013	1-2 L	Lazy Greek  37'
February 15, 2013	/vg/	Group Stage WC2013	2-1 W	Bill Nye  35' Aquatic Hamster 72'
February 17, 2013	/fit/	Group Stage WC2013	2-3 L	Nikola Tesla  45+1' REPLACE 88'
February 17, 2013	/lit/	Group Stage SBC2013	1-2 L	Bill Nye  43'
February 19, 2013	/ck/	Group Stage SBC2013	1-0 W	Not Science  23'
February 19, 2013	/f/	Group Stage SBC2013	0-2 L		Video
July 12, 2013	/co/	2013 4chan Summer Cup Friendlies	2-2 D	Bill Nye  3', 37'
August 17, 2013	/co/	Group Stage SC2013	1-2 L	Nikola Tesla  29'	Video
August 23, 2013	/ck/	Group Stage SC2013	1-5 L	Nikola Tesla  3'
August 25, 2013	/pol/	Group Stage SC2013	1-0 W	Bill Nye  73'	Video
September 21, 2013	/y/	2013 4chan Autumn Cup Friendlies	0-1 L		Video
September 29, 2013	/diy/	2013 4chan Autumn Cup Friendlies	1-1 D	Bill Nye  21'	Video
November 16, 2013	/cm/	Group Stage ABC 2013	1-1 D	Bill Nye  14'	Video
November 22, 2013	/tg/	Group Stage ABC 2013	1-4 L	Nikola Tesla  24'	Video
November 24, 2013	/vr/	Group Stage ABC 2013	3-2 W	???????  6' Bill Nye  54' Nikola Tesla  67'	Video
January 12, 2014	/an/	2014 4chan Winter Cup Friendlies	4-2 W	Carl Sagan  6', 23', 87' Bill Nye  84'	Video
January 19, 2014	/cm/	2014 4chan Winter Cup Friendlies	2-1 W	Carl Sagan  54' Bill Nye  64'	Video
April 5, 2014	/u/	2014 4chan Spring Cup	0-0 D		Video
April 11, 2014	/c/	2014 4chan Spring Cup	0-1 L		Video
April 13, 2014	/vp/	2014 4chan Spring Cup	1-2 L	[?????] 50'	Video
April 19, 2014	/vg/	2014 4chan Spring Cup	2-1 W	Carl Sagan  3' Nikola Tesla  35'	Video
May 30, 2014	/tv/	2014 4chan Summer Cup Friendlies	1-2 L	Nikola Tesla  68'	Video
June 1, 2014	/r9k/	2014 4chan Summer Cup Friendlies	1-1 D	Nikola Tesla  63'	Video
October 18, 2014	/soc/	Group Stage ABC 2014	4-2 W	Nikola Tesla  11', 65' ??????  54' Bill Nye  75'	Video
October 24, 2014	/m/	Group Stage ABC 2014	2-1 W	?????  50' Bill Nye 66'	Video
October 31, 2014	/o/	Group Stage ABC 2014	1-1 D	Nikola Tesla  10'	Video
November 2, 2014	/lgbt/	Group Stage ABC 2014	4-1 W	Carl Sagan  36' Nikola Tesla  51' ??????  66' Sun of Fire/Ice  81'	Video
November 8, 2014	/t/	Round of 16 ABC 2014	1-1 W (3-2 pen.)	???????  22'	Video
November 9, 2014	/n/	Quarter Final ABC 2014	1-0 L		Video
February 13, 2015	/ic/	Group Stage WC 2014	0-0 D		Video
February 15, 2015	/s/	Group Stage WC 2014	2-2 D	??????????  59' Bill Nye  68'	Video Video
February 21, 2015	/diy/	Group Stage WC 2014	4-2 W	??????????  30' Triple Integrals  47', 90+' Nikola Tesla  83'	Video
February 28, 2015	/s4s/	Round of 16 WC 2014	3-0 L		Video
July 31, 2015	/gd/	Group Stage SC 2015	1-4 L	??????????  62'	Video
August 2, 2015	/s4s/	Group Stage SC 2015	1-4 L	Bill Nye  8'	Video
August 8, 2015	/mu/	Group Stage SC 2015	1-2 L	????????????  62'	Video
October 23, 2015	/cgl/	Group Stage ABC 2015	0-1 L		Video
October 30, 2015	/hr/	Group Stage ABC 2015	3-3 D	Carl Sagan  4' Bill Nye  14' ?????????  18'	Video
November 1, 2015	/diy/	Group Stage ABC 2015	5-0 W	?????????  29', 38', 45+', 76' Carl Sagan  65'	Video
November 7, 2015	/sp/	Group Stage ABC 2015	0-0 D		Video
May 7, 2016	/tg/	Group Stage SBC 2016	2-2 D	?????????  37' Shinichi Mochizuki  59'	Video
May 13, 2016	/biz/	Group Stage SBC 2016	0-4 L		Video
May 15, 2016	/g/	Group Stage SBC 2016	0-1 L		Video
April 28, 2017	/trv/	Group Stage SBCQ 2017	1-1 D	Shinichi Mochizuki  73'	Video
April 29, 2017	/co/	Group Stage SBCQ 2017	2-1 L	Shinichi Mochizuki  37'	Video
April 30, 2017	/pol/	Group Stage SBCQ 2017	2-2 D	????????  6', 53'	Video
May 12, 2017	/n/	Group Stage SBC 2017	2-2 D	Shinichi Mochizuki  4', 80'	Video
May 14, 2017	/his/	Group Stage SBC 2017	4-3 L	Sun of Lava/Ice  25', 45+2', 79'	Video
May 20, 2017	/mlp/	Group Stage SBC 2017	1-0 W	Shinichi Mochizuki 19'	Video
July 29, 2017	/m/	Group Stage SC 2017	3-3 D	?????????  30' Sun of Lava/Ice  45+2' Shinichi Mochizuki  62'	Video
August 4, 2017	/tg/	Group Stage SC 2017	1-3 W	Carl Sagan  16' Does 0.999...=1?  23' Sun Of Lava/Ice  33'	Video
August 6, 2017	/vp/	Group Stage SC 2017	2-1 W	Shinichi Mochizuki  27', 90+0'	Video
August 12, 2017	/f/	Round of 16 SC 2017	1-0 W	GauB  36'	Video
August 13, 2017	/lgbt/	Quarter Finals SC 2017	1-2 L	Shinichi Mochizuki  50'	Video

Unofficial Matches

Date	Opponent	Competition	Result	Scorers	Video
June 15, 2013	/trv/	Tottoric Up Quarterfinals	3-3 (4-5) L	Bill Nye  58, 72' Nikola Tesla  120+1'
October 12, 2013	/lit/	2013 World Wars Cup Group Stage	0-3 L
October 12, 2013	/trv/	2013 World Wars Cup Group Stage	0-1 L
October 13, 2013	/n/	2013 World Wars Cup Group Stage	4-0 W	Niels Bohr  4', 76' ?????????  14, 89'	Video
October 13, 2013	/int/	2013 World Wars Cup Semifinals	2-2 (4-5) L	Enrico Fermi  4' ?????????  102'
October 13, 2013	/pol/	2013 World Wars Cup Third Place Playoff	2-1 W	Niels Bohr  5'
November 2, 2013	/c/	Halloween Bowl 2013 Round of 16	3-2 L	Chernobyl  9' Dead Bill Nye  54'
September 13, 2014	/pol/	Ved's 1.04 Test Cup Round of 16	0-2 L
January 14, 2015	/biz/	2015 Antares Memorial Cup First Round	4-3 W	Dick Scobee  55' Ronald McNair  74' Willie McCool  88' Does 0.999 = 1?  98'
January 14, 2015	/diy/	2015 Antares Memorial Cup Quarterfinals	1-3 W	Dick Scobee  44', 88' Willie McCool  84'
January 15, 2015	/biz/	2015 Antares Memorial Cup Semifinals	1-2 L	Ronald McNair  15'
January 15, 2015	/o/	2015 Antares Memorial Cup Third Place Match	2-1 W	Dick Scobee  10', 19'
January 18, 2015	/diy/	2015 4chan Winter Cup Friendlies	1-1 D	Dick Scobee  21'
January 24, 2015	/g/	2015 4chan Winter Cup Friendlies	1-0 W	Willie McCool  23'
July 10, 2015	/soc/	2015 4chan Summer Cup Friendlies	2-2 D	Nikola Tesla  20', 68'
July 12, 2015	/x/	2015 4chan Summer Cup Friendlies	1-0 L
August 22, 2015	/a/	Lark's Madness	0-2 L D
January 23, 2016	/k/	2016 4chan Winter Cup Unfriendlies	3-0 L
August 19, 2017	/r9k/	Golden Spoon Cup Group D	2-6 L	Shinichi Mochizuki  13', 50'  ?????????  16', 40', 81' Spectrum  90+0'
August 20, 2017	/tg/	Golden Spoon Cup Group D	1-2 L	Shinichi Mochizuki  27' Triple Integrals  65'
August 26, 2017	/pol/	Golden Spoon Cup Group D	6-1 L	?? ??'

/sci/ Promo Videos

• Spring Cup 2014 Promo
• Summer Friendlies 2014 Promo
• Autumn Cup 2014 Promo
• 2014 Autumn Cup knockouts promo
• 2015 Winter Cup Promo
• 2015 Winter Cup Knockouts Promo
• 2015 Summer Cup promo

All time scoring table

Player	Goals
Bill Nye	37
?????????	19
Nikola Tesla	16
Carl Sagan	10
Shinichi Mochizuki	10
Sun of Lava/Ice	6
Brian Cox	5
Triple Integrals	2
REPLACE	2
?????????	2
>biology >hard science	1
Does 0.9999 = 1?	1
GauB	1
Troll Science	1
Aquatic Hamster	1
Not Science	1
Thorium*	1

Bold - Still active

Italic - Retired

• Note - Thorium was not a GK at the time of his goal.

Honours

As a team:

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2012 4chan Spring Cup

Third Place

2012 4chan Summer Cup

At least you tried award

2015 Antares Memorial Cup

Third place

Individual:

2012 4chan Summer Cup No. Position Player 52   LWF Bill Nye

All-Star 2nd Team

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2014 4chan Autumn Cup No. Position Player 34   GK Stephen Hawking

All-Star Starting XI Gold Glove Winner (26 Saves)

Rivalries

The Intellectualism Derby A match filled with brains and boredom (specially the 10+ minute managing spaghetti at the 2013 Spring Cup), both boards enjoy reading but /sci/ prefers books that have the purpose of understanding the universe and physics while lit prefers to read made up stories that are 2deep4u. The /lit/erati see the /sci/entists as a soulless team, as for The Team of Science say they are just jelly of their 300k starting jobs in Math because they took an actual helpful God Tier Major instead of ending up on the dole because of their shit tier majors. As for 4CC matters, /lit/ has won the two matches but /sci/ will keep on testing until they can find a scientifically proven tactic that will drive them to victory.

0-0-2

The Progress Bowl Both boards want the best for humanity, although they both disagree on some aspects: pol disagrees with the moral values of /sci/ and /sci/ disagrees with the ethnic cleansing proposals of /pol/. These matches are filled with air raids and nuclear testings so the happenning is now. Both boards have met three times, the first time was a 2-1 victory for the /sci/entists with goals by ????????? and ???????, the next one was a 2-1 win for the /pol/acks in the 2012 Summer Cup friendlies. Given /pol/'s elite status and /sci/'s decline both boards had to wait one year to face each other again, this time in the 2013 Summer Cup, where both teams were already eliminated but that didn't stop them from having fun at the infamous Doompaul pitch, whereas /sci/ won 1-0 with a goal by Bill Nye to put the ball back in /sci/'s court. These teams would not face each other for nearly 3 years, this time in a complete different scenario, the 2016 Spring Qualifiers, /pol/ in shambles after disastrous performances one after the other and /sci/ returning after a year of hiatus, both teams were put on a do or die situation where a draw would favor /sci/, taking into account the horrid performances by /pol/ in their new stadium, /sci/ opted to use their stadium instead of the Time Cube, this time around both teams gathered for a joint anthem to protest Bill Nye's brainlet views on gender. ????????? put 2 goals that were enough to gain the draw to advance and bury /pol/ in their stadium, being buried by a Jewish scientist that scored twice on them on the same day that marked the anniversary of Hitler's suicide. This draw keep's /sci/'s statement that political science isn't science as an undeniable fact.

2-1-1

Science vs. Engineering An age old question that has been argued for years: Which is more useful, Science or Engineering? This derby plans to settle the debate once and for all with /sci/ and /diy/ facing each other for philanthropic dominance. The first matchup between these two boards was in the 2013 Autumn Cup friendlies, on which /diy/ managed to take a win away from the /sci/entists. These two teams would not face each other (barring friendlies and invitationals where /sci/ won a game and drew the other) until the 2015 4chan Winter Cup in a decisive match where it was a situation of do or die for both teams in order to advance, /diy/ struck first with an early 2-0, but with ?????????’s once-in-a-lifetime shot, a miracle performance by CB Triple Integrals and a goal by Bosnia’s Brave Nikola Tesla made /sci/ take a trip to the knockouts and the advantage on this rivalry. They would meet again in the 2015 Autumn Cup but with a strong /diy/ and a /sci/ in a do-or-die situation, things looked to be a bit lopsided… and they were, in favour of /sci/, giving the /sci/borgs their largest win recorded so far. Both teams failed to advance but at least /sci/ can still maintain the “all engineers are fags” statement as law.

2-1-0

Trivia

• /sci/ is one of only 4 teams to have conceded 100 or more goals.
• Despite being one of the longest tenured players on the team, Stephen Hawking has only two recorded clean sheets. The amount for most clean sheets on the team belongs to retired player Thorium with 5 clean sheets.

Cup History

• 2012 Spring Cup: 3rd Place
• 2012 Summer Cup: 19th Place
• 2012 Autumn Cup: 9th Place
• 2013 Winter Cup: T-16th Place
• 2013 Spring Cup: 19th Place
• 2013 Summer Cup: 23rd Place
• 2013 Autumn Cup: 21st Place
• 2014 Spring Cup: 30th Place
• 2014 Autumn Cup: 5th Place
• 2015 Winter Cup: 14th Place
• 2015 Summer Cup: 31st Place
• 2015 Autumn Cup: 24th Place
• 2016 Spring Cup: 26th Place
• 2016 Autumn Cup: - (Failed to submit an export)
• 2017 Spring Cup Qualifiers: 8th Place
• 2017 Spring Cup: 18th Place
• 2017 Summer Cup T-6th Place

+ History

History

Founder - Lion Chairman/Managing Director - Aitor Current Co-Managers - Lab Coat, Ordinate, OGRO Mascot - ?

Manager timeline

1 Luca 2 Dicks 3 Atrox 4 Aitor 5 SUPER!!G5xDaK3GlNe 6 Ordinate 7 Smugleaf

Player history

Peak Oil, Panda [koala face], Qualia

- Mad Scientist !!Q11PG81nz2n - the OP who used Aquatic hamster, and made deep sea bro general threads (OP and regular poster on /sci/)

" Anonymous 2012-12-03 06:31:16 No.5313986 >>5313940 /sci/ already has a Mad Scientist. He plays astronaut in the desert with grown men, and comes up with creative and exciting ways to drwn hamsters.

He was one of the most interesting posters here, actually."

https://yuki.la/sci/3389507 https://yuki.la/sci/3480073 https://yuki.la/sci/4075593

- hamster aqua base - HAMLAB II underwater observatory

This guy loves/loved deep sea posts.

Does 0.999...=1

How can you believe in evolution if its only a theory (a guess)?

MAGNETS, HOW DO THEY WORK?

Are Engineers Scientists?

Yes. Move the fuck along. Disregard that, engineers suck cocks 24/7, leaving no time for science or anything else.

0.9999999999... * 0.9999999999... = 1

Top: Stephen Hawking, Does 0.999... = 1?, >>>/x/, ????????? , Sun of Lava/Ice, John von Neumann Bottom: Theory (A Gauss), Shinichi Mochizuki (Captain), Carl Sagan, Evolutionary Purpose, Cool Science Facts Not pictured: Secret Italian Supercat (/sci/'s mascot), Black Science Guy (Coming to /sci/: When any Ivy League athlete becomes the MVP of 3 Super Bowls)

Elon Musk

AI Transhumanism

34

 	GK

Stephen Hawking 0

 	RB

Brainlet 43

 	LB

Cool Science Facts 74

 	CB

Evolutionary Purpose 3

 	CB

Triple Integrals 9

 	CB

Product Rule 8

 	AMF

Carl Sagan 1

 	CMF

Spectrum 11

 	SS

????????? 10

 	SS

Sun of Lava/Ice 23

 	CF

Shinichi Mochizuki Captain

No. Position Player ℝ

 	GK

Norman Wildberger 69

 	LB

????????? 6

 	LB

mEMe Drive 21

 	CB

>>>/x/ 4

 	CB

>Biology >Hard Science 15

 	RB

Von Neumann 30

 	RB

300k Starting 32

 	CMF

GauB 99

 	CMF

Does 0.999... = 1? 2

 	CMF

-1/12 12

 	CMF

CS Pleb 18

 	CMF

Theory (a gauss)

Bill Nye 37 ????????? 19 Nikola Tesla 16 Carl Sagan 10 Shinichi Mochizuki 10 Sun of Lava/Ice 6 Brian Cox 5 Triple Integrals 2

>biology >hard science 1 Does 0.9999 = 1? 1 GauB 1 Troll Science 1 Aquatic Hamster 1 Not Science 1 Thorium*

Black Science Man

Theory (A geuss)

LaTeX

 	LB

CERN

 	RB

 	CB

Internet Philosopher

 	DMF

Troll Science

 	LMF

Evolution

 	RMF

?????????

 	RWF

Saged Homework*

 	LWF

Transhumanist*

 	CMF

Tsoukalos (Ancient Aliens)

 	AMF

>tfwnogf

 	SS

Intellectualism Anti-intellectual Anti-intellectualism guy

Peak Oil

Panda

Nasa Pennies ????????? Eugenics Nikola Tesla Carl Sagan Economics

Transhumanism Saged Homework >tfwngf Internet Philosopher Putnam Math

>Biology>Hard Stephen Hawking

Bill Nye Brian Cox ????????? Evolution Eugenics Deep Sea Bro General Nikola Tesla Carl Sagan [Captain] Thorium Reactor 300k Starting Hawking Transhumanism Magnets, how do they work ? Troll Science Theory (a geuss) Saged Homework Ancient Aliens >Biology >Hard Science Bismuth LaTeX Putnam Math Internet Philosopher Secret Italian Supercat Not Science Nikola Tesla

3.14159265 Michio Kaku Sir Patrick Moore >Biology >Hard Science

Putnam Math Carl Sagan (captain) Thorium Reactor Ancient Aliens Troll Science Economics Eugenics Saged Homework >tfwngf College Majors General Evolution Transhumanism Nikola Tesla (captain) ????????? (captain) Magnets Theory (a gauss) >phd maths >300k starting IQ Tests >biology parrot

>sea bro general >math major >carl sagan

>constanza

Also, I loved these ones: >Biology >Hard Science Thorium Reactor Ancient Aliens Saged Homework College Majors General Theory (a gauss) >phd maths >300k starting Liberal Arts Major. Internet philosopher sea bro Trans-humanism, eugenics and troll science Jake Barnett 300K starting >med school LaTeX GK

DEF Bismuth Carl Sagan (captain) Thorium Reactor Ancient Aliens MID Saged Homework Transhumanism Nikola Tesla (captain) FWD ????????? >phd maths >300k starting

Bill Nye Srinivasa Ramanujan

BENCH GK >Biology >Hard Science Liberal Arts Major DEF Internet Philosopher Putnam Math Troll Science Economics MID Eugenics >tfwngf College Majors General Evolution Magnets FWD Theory (a gauss) IQ Tests DeepSea Bro

I need some ideas for official colors too. Blue/White is my pick, but I'm open for whatever. - Lion

Lion thread suggestion -

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QsvyrAEXT-E http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cSZ55X3X4pk http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ryqQItAVmj0 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P0tLbl5LrJ8 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D8zlUUrFK-M

Bill nye the science guy theme (remix) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YdrPb3QderI - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I_uGpUH7HSM - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bKIsYRNYGcE

Old themes

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C4iucctrZbU

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y2VNxmn0lNA - she blinded me with science - thomas dolby https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sWwd5vks9n8 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TzQf6uQxrCo

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2VJga7DF_xA - bio diversity - we are all connected

Music Corner

   Anthem: The Science Rap - Ali G
   Goalhorn 
   Goalhorn - ????????? playing bongos
   Goalhorn - Sun of Lava/ice Elektronik Supersonik - Zlad!
   Closing Anthem: A Glorious Dawn - Carl Sagan ft. Stephen Hawking
   Closing Anthem if /sci/ wins and Hawking has a clean sheet.: Stephen Hawking Sings The Galaxy Song

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f8FAJXPBdOg

test

For the main article go to sci As of now nothing here is final.

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Goalkeepers

No.	Name	Picture	Description	Playing Style	Card(s)
34	Stephen Hawking		Gold Glove winner and record holder for saves in a single cup (26), Stephen Hawking is /sci/'s starting goalkeeper and defensive hero. Despite his wheelchair giving him limited mobility, his supreme knowledge of physics allows him to calculate where every shot will land with precision.	Offensive Goalkeeper	—
ℝ	Norman Wildberger		A mathematician that has trascended all levels of reality to go beyond the need of using reals.	Offensive Goalkeeper	—

Left backs

No.	Name	Picture	Description	Playing Style	Card(s)
0	Brainlet		Friendly reminder that if your IQ is below 135 you're a low IQ brainlet		—
21	Homosexual Engineers		Engineers aren't capable to sustain heterosexual intercourse due to the appalling dicks to vaginas ratio on their majors.	Defensive Fullback	—
30	mEMe Drive		The EM drive is as possible as perpetual motion (^:	Defensive Fullback	—

Centre backs

No.	Name	Picture	Description	Playing Style	Card(s)
14	Sun of Fire/Ice		A sun made out of lava burning at 1000 ºC collides with a similar sized sun made of ice burning at -1000ºC. What would happen?		—
74	Free Will Doesn't Exist				—
21	>>>/x/		Being serious about black holes or the meaning of life? Not baiting anyone? Well this isn't the board for you, but we do have a great place for you to check out! Head over to this wonderful place, there's alot of people like you over there!	Defenive Fullback	—
6	LaTeX		Did you delay your 5 page essay again because you were procrastinating? Don't worry, just use LaTeX and it'll make any nonsense gibberish look beautiful.		—
3	Triple Integrals		Mastering Triple Integrals is something that only those who are strong of mind can accomplish, those who do enjoy large and successful lives.		—
3	>biology >hard science		Biology majors are next to last on the /sci/ totem pole, just above the CompSci majors.		—

Right backs

No.	Name	Picture	Description	Playing Style	Card(s)
43	Cool Science Facts		"They don't think it be like it is, but it do." - Neil DeGrasse Tyson	Defenive Fullback	—
99	Does 0.9999999999999999999999... = 1?		A question that has split /sci/ worse than the Berlin Wall.	Defensive Fullback	—
15	Muh IQ		IQ tests are the intellectual equivalent of compensating your flaws by buying a sports car. Having an IQ of 130+ does not mean you're a genius, so go search for validation by actually doing something rather than waving your e-penis around.	Defensive Fullback	—
30	300k starting		>PhD in pure mathematics >300k starting >Any job I want	Defensive Fullback	—

Magnets -

Centre midfielders

No.	Name	Picture	Description	Playing Style	Card(s)
14	Stupid Questions Thread		Questions that can be answered immediately and that don't need a thread of their own. AKA People asking for help for pre calc.	Box-to-Box	—
17	CERN		Original team founder, this temple of research has been fundamental on the rise of the team to prominence.	Box-to-Box	—
32	Leonard Oiler		Pronouncing Leonhard Euler's name is something that has divided members of the /sci/ community, every argument is defending how it's pronounced in their mother language, don't be surprised if this conflict goes into full blown shitposting.	Box-to-Box	—
0	Wolfram Alpha		This search engine has been the saviour of plenty of STEMfags out there that can't afford a Texas Instruments calculator.	Box-to-Box	—
18	Theory (a guess)		How can u guise belieev in evlelution, it's just a theory (a geuss)	Box-to-Box	—
23	Shinichi Mochizuki		望月新一の安否確認情報 2016年01月12日　06：00現在：　元気にやっています。 所在地：　京都府 Safety Confirmation Information for Shinichi Mochizuki As of 12 January 2016, 06:00: I'm doing fine. Location: Kyoto Prefecture, Japan	Box-to-Box	—

Attacking Midfielder

No.	Name	Picture	Description	Playing Style	Card(s)
10	Nikola Tesla		The divisive player, on one hand he has contributed so much towards the progress of modern society, and on the other hand redditors can't stop saying how unappreciated he was to the point of becoming annoying. Thankfully we can shitpost about his nationality as a balancing point.	Box-to-Box	—

Second strikers

No.	Name	Picture	Description	Playing Style	Card(s)
8	Carl Sagan		Despite his association with redditors and reddit tier personalities like Neil DeGrasse Tyson, plus the fact that /sci/ despises everything considered as Pop-Sci. /sci/ tends to find forgiveness towards Carl Sagan, he inspired a generation to be involved with science in a very charismatic way, his presence on the roster will make the team motivated to go further and beyond its limits, to aim for the stars.	Goal Poacher	—
1	Bill Nye		A man who inspired hundreds of thousands of children around the world during the 90s to be interested in science, who proved science can be entertaining and fascinating, his charismatic approach is well remembered by the now adults he helped inspired. Once the referent of the /sci/ roster, his popularity has steadily decline due to the fact that his opinions on religion and other topics not pertaining to the fields of science have made the board become disenchanted towards him. Nevertheless, his presence has not been forgotten on the team and fanbase, so whenever he scores a goal, fans will never hesitate to chant his name.	Goal Poacher	—

Centre forward

No.	Name	Picture	Description	Playing Style	Card(s)
11	?????????		The man, the myth, the legend. The man everyone on /sci/ aspires to be, a Nobel prize winner who didn't let awards get in the way of his drive for discovering answers to life's questions. A man who proved the world IQ is menial as he scored a 125 score, yet he made contributions to the Manhattan Project and contributed to the field of physics ever so greatly. ????????? lived life as many people would envy him, learned to played the bongos and explored his artistic side while still researching, and lived a sex life that everyone on /sci/ and 4chan alike would only dream on having. The perfect representation for /sci/.	Goal Poacher	—

For info about the current team see: sci

To be updated when Im not lazy

2012 Spring Cup

The original /sci/ kits, the home kits donned the black and blue colours of the team based off Inter Milan's kits.

Discussions to field a team representing /sci/ started off on January 6th, 2012 by Lion !FvAwVR8cv6, the board welcomed the proposal and started throwing proposals for players on the team. Between these proposals were included some logo ideas that featured then /sci/'s mascot /sci/duck and a generic scientist on a square background, but ultimately a square logo featuring Carl Sagan, Thorium and its atomic number and the number pi won the attention of the board and was declared the official logo that still stands to this day. Having set up the initial team Lion left. Upon hearing no one was managing/running /sci/ an anon from /sci/ named Luca took control of the team with the boards permission and started to implement ideas they wanted to see, getting kits created, sharpening up the previous basic wiki page with team and roster photos, written bios, team history, kit photos, graphics, assigning tactics, formations, skill-cards (..etc..) and generating hype and interest in /sci/ to make it popular. The roster listed below was fielded for the 2012 4chan Spring Cup Friendlies but /sci/ failed to submit a roster within the deadline by 4 minutes (lies we made it before the deadline), Commissar GermanBro was harsh on the team and punished them with no medals, thus affecting them on their debut against d, but /sci/ took it quite well and even joked about the incident by making 4 minutes their goalhorn for the friendlies. Of course /sci/ lost their game against /d/ but somehow managed to beat /vp/ thanks to some serious spaghetti by them including 2 own goals by their players.

By the time the proper competition came, /sci/ incorporated now famous striker Bill Nye the Science Guy after being suggested by board goer Luca, Bill Nye quickly became /sci/'s gold striker in the GSBB era and was popular with for his goal scoring feats earning the respect and feared by all other boards teams. The tournament had /sci/ drawn with /pol/, /r9k/ and /mlp/. /sci/'s start was a heartbreaking 1-1 draw against /r9k/ with a late minute goal by Japanese Lettuce Hardcore. Against /mlp/ the tables turned around as Bill Nye scored a near last minute equalizer. Facing uncertainty for their last game after /r9k/ defeated /mlp/, /sci/ had to beat /pol/ in the first edition of the Progressb Owl and got the result they wanted, a 2-1 win with goals by both ??????????????????: ???????? and ?????????. A play-in had to be made in order to be in the proper knock-out phase, so /sci/ as runners-up of their group faced /gif/, before that game Luca recruited and brought in its second live manager to help the team under the name of Dicks !BYmn6QVNCw who managed to defeat /gif/ 1-0. In the quarters /sci/ routed the now infamous Durgen /n/ team to make the semis. But the dreams of gold ended with a 2-1 loss against /3/ with a failed rally attempt by Bill Nye that wasn't enough. Consolation came as /sci/ managed to beat /d/ to obtain the third place spot, a very fitting way to end their first official tournament by defeating their very first rivals.

Original roster

No. Position Player   GK Stephen Hawking   LB >biology >hard science   CB Putnam Math   CB 300k Starting   LB Eugenics   DMF Deep Sea Bro   DMF Nikola Tesla   CMF Thorium   AMF Magnets   AMF ?????????   SS Carl Sagan

No. Position Player   GK LaTeX   LB CERN   RB ???????   CB Internet Philosopher   DMF Troll Science   LMF Evolution   RMF ????????   RWF Saged Homework*   LWF Transhumanist*   CMF Tsoukalos   AMF >tfwnogf   SS ???????

• Players in Bold have never been removed from the team and still are on the team up to this date. Players in Italics are still on the team but after being removed.
• Renamed to 'Do My Homework' and 'Transhumanism' respectively.

2012 Summer Cup

The famous Summer Friendly set up that gave /sci/ their biggest win yet and with a record tying 5 goals from Brian Cox.

With a third place finish in Spring, things looked promising for /sci/ heading into summer. But a couple of issues were soon to appear with the team. First it was that third place winning manager Dicks stated that he wasn't going to be available for summer, therefore /sci/ was into a managerial uncertainty heading into summer. Second was that the usual people in charge of /sci/'s wiki page were clashing heads over roster changes on one side was Luca and on the other side was Triviaguy88, the controversy came after Triviaguy88 made some roster changes without consulting the board and ignoring the fact that there was a poll to make the roster changes, that and the fact that both were clashing heads on whether how the player Theory (A Guess) should be named, on one side there was a campaign to keep the original meme name Theory (A geuss or guess) and on the other, Theory (a gauss).

With these elements in mind /sci/ was drawn in a group with defending elite cup champions /k/, /int/ and /mu/. The first game was a complete disaster featuring a very poor set of conditions that /int/ managed to take advantage of with a hattrick by Putin and goals by Maradona and >argentina >white. Next up came defending champions /k/, who came after a very close draw against /mu/, their offense was swift and effective as 3 goals were scored in the first 18 minutes. /sci/ managed to pull a late rally bringing the deficit to 3-2 but a 90+1' goal by Deagle Brand Deagle put any efforts of a comeback void, even with a last attempt by Bill Nye and the score ended 4-3 for /k/. The final game against /mu/ was a do-or-die for /sci/ since they needed to win to have a chance to at least avoid relegation despite not making the knockouts, but thing started off badly with /mu/ scoring 2 goals in the first half, it looked like it was going to be another devastating loss, but with a joint effort by Bill Nye and Thorium made a last minute comeback to draw 2-2. This result sent /sci/ to Autumn but managed to salvage some dignity.

2012 Autumn Cup - 2013 Spring Cup: Atrox era and uncertainty afterwards

After the disaster that followed the Summer Cup, a man named Atrox !TmSV8N.Vwo asked /sci/ about taking over as their manager, which met with immediate approval by the board, taking over on August 20, 2012. His debut came on the 2012 4chan Autumn Cup Friendlies where he got off to a wrong start losing 3-2 to /lit/, a scoreless draw against /co/ and the worst loss up to this date, a 7-1 loss against eventual tournament champions /wg/. By the time Autumn came a cloud of incertainty came above the team whether their Spring run was a fluke and if they were really a weak team, that was going to be proven in the Group Stages. In the proper tournament they were drawn with newcomers /trv/, spring returners /f/ and >molly's /cgl/.

On the first game things got off to a great start with a 4-1 win over /f/ including a hattrick by Bill Nye and a goal by Carl Sagan. The next game was a close call as /sci/ was drawing against an all 1's /cgl/, but ????????? came to save the day and effectively secured a place for the Winter Cup. Next up came an entertaining match against /trv/ which featured /trv/ GK Noobius Expedia scoring a free kick goal and Bill Nye's reserve striker *REPLACE* scoring the equalizer and getting a draw for both teams heading into the knockouts. In the Round of 16, /sci/ encountered /mlp/, a team that got a draw against them in the last competition they both were. Things look promising as Bill Nye scored an early goal but then it got bad quickly with /mlp/ turning it around 2-1 a bit after halftime, Bill scored the equalizer fast but with 19 minutes to go Best Pony scored the goal that ended /sci/'s run in Autumn, although the goal of getting into Winter was met, there was a feeling /sci/ got into winter with a relatively easy group, a theory that had to be debunked by the time winter came.

With the new rules of the Winter Friendlies, there was only a friendly scheduled, and it resulted in a not-so exciting draw against /3/. In the proper Elite competition they were drawn with elites /int/ and /fit/ along with promoted 4th place team /vg/. Due to certain discrepancies, /sci/ was sanctioned with having a bronze without skill cards for the competition. First off was /int/, who /sci/ had suffered a humiliating loss in Summer, were expecting to turn things around but it looked like history was bound to repeat itself as Putin scored in the 25th minute and again with a penalty after a poor challenge in the box, /sci/ got a consolation own goal by /int/'s goalkeeper but it wasn't enough and went off with a loss. Next up came /vg/ who had lost against /fit/ after leading 2-0. /sci/ took an early lead with Bill Nye but /vg/ replied almost immediately, the RNG blessed /sci/ with a red card for a /vg/ player which /sci/ capitalized with a goal by subbed on player Aquatic Hamster, but there was a feeling /sci/ needed to take more advantage due to the fact that they needed goals to have a healthy goal average coming to the last game. The final game against /fit/ started horribly with 2 goals in 20 minutes before Nikola Tesla replied before halftime, but their awful midfield conditioning combined with a purple Bill Nye made it impossible to attack, and /fit/ capitalized with a goal by Zyzz that put a nail in the coffin on /sci/'s Winter run that had to end with a consolation goal by *REPLACE*. A report regarding /sci/'s winter cup run can be found here.

By the time Spring came, morale by both manager and board came to an all time low. /sci/ was filled (and still is) with ******* people who report cup threads on sight, and with this the manager faced both /adv/ and /jp/ with mindgame B-I-L-L formations that went off for losses that didn't result in anything noteworthy. These set of tactics carried on to Spring where they were drawn with /lit/, /ck/ and /f/, which looked like no challenge on paper. First off was /lit/, who was Atrox's first rival and beat him on the Autumn Friendlies. After 10 minutes of ******** to set up /sci/'s tactics and then with a late reply by /lit/'s manager, things looked like the audience was in for a borefest, and it was, Bill Nye scored the first one for /sci/ but 2 replies in the second half by /lit/ complicated /sci/'s chances for the summer cup. Next, came /ck/ who were trying to redeem themselves after an embarassing winter run, /ck/ tried to pound hard over /sci/'s defence but it was useless as they collided against the wall of Thorium and with a cheeky goal by Not Science, which was the only goal in the game and the only shot by /sci/ as well hope arised coming to the /f/ game. /sci/ needed to win after /ck/ drew against /lit/, but disappointment came as /f/ got their revenge from Autumn and left /sci/ on the road to autumn. This made Atrox resign and leaving the team managerless, allegedly Goldenratio was going to take over but it later fell through as he left to join the /b/ testing squad instead. Then Dragongate happened, a scandal so big a lot of teams in summer were consequently disqualified as they were managed by the same person, /sci/ was one of the 8 teams benefitted from this scandal and got to summer, and now with a diminished manager pool, Atrox decided to stay but wanted out of the team so /sci/ was heading into Summer with more doubts than ever.

2013 Summer Cup - 2014 Spring Cup: Aitor Karanka era and decline

The concept of disappointment was common during the Aitor Karanka era. (Click to see .gif)

With a manager looking to bail out of the sinking ship, manager Aitor Karanka !!vHwU8e1Ta/3 took over less than 2 weeks before the proper Summer Cup to avoid /sci/ going out with a nearly dead B formation, an apparently solid export was submitted and hopes went up, only to be shut down when they got drawn in a group featuring 2013 Winter third place /pol/, /ck/ and /co/ who were granted a second chance along with /sci/. First up came /co/, who had managed to scrap off a draw against /sci/ in the 2013 4chan Summer Cup Friendlies with a new management as well, things started off well with a goal by Nikola Tesla, but a very last minute rally gave /co/ a 2-1 victory, it later turned out that some games were affected including this one were affected by draw scripts that had blowouts and determined results, there wasn't a replay so /sci/ got stuck with the loss. Next up came /ck/, who had lost against /sci/ in spring thanks to the wall of Thorium, and it looked like it was going to be the same way with an early goal by Tesla, but then disaster happened, three goals in the first half for /ck/ combined with /sci/'s awful defence conditioning made it a nightmare and lost 5-1, effectively relegating the team to autumn thanks to the fact that upcoming rivals /pol/ lost their first 2 games as well. Since there was nothing left to play for but some honor, both /sci/ and /pol/ were determined to go out and give the fans some entertainment with a blitzkrieg formation by /pol/ and the B formation by /sci/ and played on the now famous Doompaul pitch, /sci/ managed to get a win to salvage their honour and a conclusion was reached that /sci/ wasn't really relegated by being weak, rather than from an unfortunate turn of events.

Heading into Autumn, /sci/ had two teams affected by Dragongate, /y/ and /diy/ which resulted in a loss and a draw, it was more of rather if some tactics worked or not heading into Autumn, in the way /sci/ picked up tester and eventual co-manager SUPERtwinky !!G5xDaK3GlNe after being sacked by /3/ after a series of doubtful results against /vr/ giving them their first win ever and /r9k/. /sci/ was yet again drawn into the hardest group out there with powerhouses /tg/, Winter fourth place /cm/ affected by Dragongate and /vr/ that blazed through the Qualifiers. First up came /cm/, a seemingly accesible game, and it started off with a goal by Bill Nye but /cm/ quickly equalized, and although /sci/ kept on knocking only to be denied by trollbars and had to settle with a draw. Next up came /tg/, a game on which Aitor wasn't there due to IRL stuff and had twinky managing, and started off great with a goal by Tesla but 2 quick replies by /tg/ including Doomrider's bycicle kick lead to panic which made it worse and lost 4-1, seriously damaging /sci/'s chances to go to Winter. Finally came /vr/ who only needed a draw to advance, and given /tg/'s shocking 5-0 loss to /cm/, /sci/ had to win by 2 to avoid the Spring Qualifiers and 3 to advance to winter, /sci/ started swiftly with an early goal by ????????? followed by a second half goal by Bill Nye, this avoided the qualifiers, but Doomguy put the score at 2-1, /sci/ replied with a goal by Nikola Tesla to avoid the qualifiers and were a goal away from Winter, but deception came as Doomguy challenged physics and put the final 3-2 score to put /sci/ into the Spring Qualifiers, the general perception of it was that /sci/ could've advanced if Aitor was managing on the /tg/ game to at least help their goal differential to avoid the Qualifiers.

With a new revamp of rules there was no Spring friendlies, so the 2014 4chan Winter Cup Friendlies were vital to know /sci/'s strength on the new platform that was PES 14 and it went fairly well with a 4-2 win over /an/ and a 2-1 comeback against /cm/ as revenge from Autumn. As for the Spring tournament, which had 40 teams instead of the qualifiers that had been discontinued, /sci/ was drawn along with /c/, /u/, /vp/ and /vg/ and were favorites to at least come second at least. First came /u/, who got relegated in Winter and was a fairly tough team, /sci/ parked the bus and got a 0-0 draw. Then came /c/, who was also relegated from the Winter Cup, /sci/ was parking the bus up to the 70th minute when they decided to gamble but backfired with a goal by /c/ leaving them with 1 point out of 6 posible with 2 games to go and with the fact they were going to rely on results on the final matchday, the next game was against /vp/ who took advantage of the confused /sci/ defence and scored, but later equalized with an euphoric goal by [??????] only to be shut down immediately and being the first team to head into Autumn. That's when Aitor decided that it was best for the team to not continue hindering them while trying to help and looked out for a sucessor, the cry of help was met and his final game was against /vg/ who had won their 2 games with a +6 goal difference, but that didn't stop /sci/ from winning 2-1 and culminating Aitor Karanka's era with a consolation win, while leading the way for the new generations.

2014 Summer Cup friendlies - Present: The Ordinate Era & Managerial Madness

The first one to answer the call of succeeding Aitor was Ordinate !!TxrSE+XU35V and surprisingly given his mercenary background, SUPERtwinky stuck around and convinced Smugleaf !!WROPMzfJikm to join the team as well, they decided to keep Aitor as mentor for the managers and as a species of chairman to give the green light on roster moves and non tactical issues regarding the team. However, SUPERtwinky was more focused on his /vg/ League team and other projects non related to PES rather than paying attention to /sci/ while trying to make the team a pandering ground for the boards he liked. This bothered the other members of the /sci/ management and was quickly confronted by Aitor and a conclusion was reached that it was for the best that the /sci/ management team continued on without SUPERtwinky, therefore leaving Smugleaf and Ordinate managing the team for the 2014 4chan Summer Cup Friendlies, which have /tv/ and /r9k/ as rivals. Unfortunately, Smugleaf's first (and only) match as manager ended in a disappointing 2-1 loss to /tv/, which has been his bane in testing for some time now. The second friendly ended in a 1-1 draw against /r9k/ with the only /sci/ goal being scored was from Nikola Tesla off a face-smashing free kick by Carl Sagan. This marked Ordinate's opening match as the best managerial start since former manager Dicks. Hopefully this is a sign of better things to come.

After a controversial change in the rules before Autumn 2014 by the new cup commissioner tottori !!sRN5AxsnGLL, ex-manager Aitor Karanka saw his retirement cut short as he returned to help out the team once again. And after discovering that Mr. Smugleaf had lied to both of his colleagues, Aitor and Ordinate decided to part ways with Smugleaf and not with this former manager begging Ordinate to remain as a tester and he accepted but only limiting him to it, and to both parties' surprise he announced a "retirement" post to announce that /sci/ allegedly didn't need him any more but far from the truth. As a result of this incident both managers Aitor Karanka and Ordinate have pledged to have no outsiders joining the team staff and that all further applications must be approved by the two parties.

After months of waiting, /sci/ finally got their chance to shine in the 2014 Autumn Cup with a come-from-behind 4-2 victory over a disheartened /soc/. After a narrow 2-1 victory vs. /m/ and a 1-1 draw against /o/, /sci/ were sitting pretty at the top of Group F with 7 points. This presented an interesting situation for the three still contending teams, /lgbt/, /m/, and /soc/. If /sci/ drew or lost vs. /lgbt/, /lgbt/ went through. If /sci/ won, then it was a game between /m/ and /soc/ for the final spot, with /lgbt/ going through if they drew. /sci/ won their next match 4-1 with help from a Sun of Fire and Ice goal, his first as a player. /m/ then attained a decisive victory against /soc/, pulling a 4-2 result to send them to Winter and eliminating /soc/ and /lgbt/.

With /sci/ looking it's most dominant as ever, the team pushed forward to the knockout round, being drawn against the pirates of /t/ in the Round of 16. The team took to the field with an extremely wide 4-2-3-1, specifically engineered to keep the Pira/t/es from stealing possesion. It was a tight match through and through, with only a tactical blunder allowing a goal to /t/ in the 86th minute, tying it at 1 a piece. After extra time ended with no goals scored, it was on to penalties. There were lots of KAPOW's, spaghetti, and skyed shots, but /sci/ somehow came out on top, 3-2 on pens. The day after, they had to face /n/ in the quarter-finals. After sleepless hours of headache-inducing testing, the team stepped onto the field to face their biggest opponent yet. Unfortunately, /n/ player Tite Gapz scored a goal in the 74th minute, making the game 1-0. This was enough to knock out /sci/ and leave them with a 5th place finish, their best in 2 1/2 years.

After another 3 months of waiting, /sci/ got their chance to compete in their first Elite Cup in years. After being drawn into a relatively strong group of /ic/, /diy/, and /s/: things seemed more bleak than normal for the newly promoted side. Still, the /sci/-borgs pushed forward with a more defensive focused 4-2-3-1 and faced their first opponent, /ic/. In what can only be described as a glitchy snore-fest of a match: both sides held on for a 0-0 draw, much to the chagrin of the commentators. The next match was against newly promoted team /s/. Again: another draw in what should have been a decisive /sci/ win but due to some defensive blunders, both sides were only able to come away with one point. This left the /sci/entists in a terrible position. The only surefire way of getting in was with a win over /diy/: the former holder of the 3rd Place trophy. It all seemed hopeless at first, after falling 2-0 down by the 23rd minute. However, /sci/ somehow found a way and staged the greatest comeback the 4chan Cup has ever seen. With 2 goals from 77 CB Triple Integrals and one each from Tesla and ?????????: /sci/ overcame the odds and found themselves with 5 group stage points and a spot in the knockout round. The draw put them against the dominant and dank [s4s], a team that finished the group stages with an astounding +8 GD. Still, science would not give up so easily and the team took the field against their toughest opponent yet. Unfortunately, due to some managerial stumbles, /sci/ was eliminated on a 3-0 loss, their worst since Summer 2013. Although the loss was a bit crushing for /sci/'s spirits, the positive note was that /sci/ would keep an elite cup status, something that was never done before. With this in mind, manager Aitor Karanka retired from the team knowing his goal that was set back in Summer 2013 had been met.

After securing their first knockouts in history, /sci/ entered Summer with somewhat high expectations, said expectations came to a shuddering halt after being routed 4-1 against one of their former managers, followed by another 4-1 route by [s4s] who had their number and while trying to salvage some dignity for the final game, /sci/ once again succumbed against /mu/ in the final stretch of the game, only a mere goal difference saved /sci/ from earning the dubious award of the wooden spoon.

External links

• All /sci/'s kits from pre spring 2012 to Winter 2015

Aitor Page

Fun facts/trivia

/sci/ former manager, second best fantasy handegg manager I'm gud. Contact at skype aitor.karanka.sci, at sciaitorkaranka@gmail.com or thelateaitork#4855 on Discord

Aitor has *******

List of teams /sci/ has overwritten over the years and game platforms

1. PES 12: Romania
2. PES 13 (Pre Provisional Teams): Algeria
3. PES 13 (Post Provisional Teams): Guinea
4. PES 14: Deportes Antofagasta
5. PES 15: Celta de Vigo

Player	Clean sheets	Games
Thorium	5	Group Stage SBC 2013 vs  /ck/ Group Stage SBC 2014 vs  /u/ Group Stage WC 2015 vs  /ic/ Group Stage ABC 2015 vs  /diy/ Group Stage ABC 2015 vs  /sp/
Secret Italian Supercat	1	Group Stage SC 2013 vs  /pol/
Stephen Hawking	1	Group Stage SBC 2017 vs  /mlp/
Unknown	3	Final Seed Qualifier SBC 2012 vs  /gif/ QF SBC 2012 vs  /n/ Friendlies ABC 2012 vs  /co/

Muh ego stats

• 5-3-6 record; 18 goals 23 against -5 GD
• Biggest win: 4-2 against  /an/
• Biggest loss: 5-1 against  /ck/
• First game: 2-1 loss against  /co/

Fun facts

• Thorium and Secret Italian Supercat are the only keepers that have recorded a clean sheet.
• Thorium has made the most cup appearances by a keeper during this tenure.
• Carl Sagan is the only player so far that has scored more than once in a game
• Carl Sagan made more goals in the 2014 Winter Cup friendlies than he did previously ever.
• Every time Nikola Tesla has scored /sci/ has lost on 3 of those 5 games (the other game was a 3-2 win which wasn't enough to prevent /sci/ to go to the Qualifiers and the latter being a 2-1 win over /vg/)
• Richard Feynman and ???????? are the only non medals to have scored.
• /sci/ has scored in every but three games. (Against /y/ in the 2013 Autumn Friendlies and the 2014 Spring Babby Cup against /u/ and /c/)
• /sci/'s cup wins were on the last day on the last game.
• /sci/ hasn't lost a game where Bill Nye has scored.

Reserve stuff for the /sci/ managers to remember

No. Position Player 16   GK Gorillaposting 6   CB PopSci 11   CB Peak Oil 30   CB Go back to /x/ 99   CB Aquatic Hamster 2   DMF Brian Cox 33   CMF >Psychology >Science 12   CMF >Philosophy on /sci/ 10   AMF Norman Wildberger 8   SS Michio Kaku 1   CF Black Science Man

No. Position Player 15   GK Prove me wrong 90   GK ??????? 17   CB ?????????? 20   CB Qualia 21   CB 22   CB Liberal Arts Major 69   CB Magnets 9   CB The STEM meme 83   CMF Xavier Raja 14   CMF Common Core 34   CMF Of course I still love you 18   CMF Jesse Shedd

Test fetus cup

• Ran in cup mode and Top Player difficulty
• 16 teams barring /biz/ in it
• All teams in preset 1 except /n/ who were in preset 2 and /sci/ who were livemanaged by me
• Using current export (/m/ got their spare medals 77d)

Pot 1	Pot 2	Pot 3	Pot 4
/g/  /r9k/  /c/  /lit/	/int/  /sci/  /n/  /vp/	/cm/  /vr/  /3/  /hm/	/adv/  /out/  /d/  /m/

Group A

Team	Pld	W	D	L	GF	GA	GD	Pts
/int/	3	2	1	0	7	3	4	7
/m/	3	2	0	1	9	4	5	6
/3/	3	1	0	2	5	9	-4	3
/g/	3	0	1	2	5	10	-5	1

9 August, 2014	/int/	1 - 0	/m/
				Iron Chef Stadium Attendance: me

9 August, 2014	/3/	3 - 1	/g/
				Iron Chef Stadium Attendance: me

10 August, 2014	/g/	1 - 1	/int/
				Bob Ross Memorial Stadium Attendance: me

10 August, 2014	/m/	3 - 0	/3/
				Iron Chef Stadium Attendance: me

11 August, 2014	/int/	5 - 2	/3/
				Iron Chef Stadium Attendance: me

11 August, 2014	/m/	6 - 3	/g/
				Iron Chef Stadium Attendance: me

11 August, 2014	/cm/	1 - 4	/n/
				Iron Chef Stadium Attendance: me

11 August, 2014	/adv/	2 - 0	/lit/
				Iron Chef Stadium Attendance: me

Group B

Team	Pld	W	D	L	GF	GA	GD	Pts
/n/	3	3	0	0	11	3	8	9
/cm/	3	2	0	1	6	6	0	6
/adv/	3	1	0	2	5	5	0	3
/lit/	3	0	0	3	1	9	-8	0

9 August, 2014	/n/	3 - 2	/adv/
				Iron Chef Stadium Attendance: me

9 August, 2014	/cm/	3 - 1	/lit/
				Iron Chef Stadium Attendance: me

10 August, 2014	/n/	4 - 0	/lit/
				Iron Chef Stadium Attendance: me

10 August, 2014	/adv/	1 - 2	/cm/
				Iron Chef Stadium Attendance: me

11 August, 2014	/cm/	1 - 4	/n/
				Iron Chef Stadium Attendance: me

11 August, 2014	/adv/	2 - 0	/lit/
				Iron Chef Stadium Attendance: me

Group C

Team	Pld	W	D	L	GF	GA	GD	Pts
/vp/	3	3	0	0	8	1	7	9
/out/	3	1	1	1	3	3	0	4
/hm/	3	1	0	2	3	8	-5	3
/r9k/	3	0	1	2	0	2	-2	1

9 August, 2014	/vp/	2 - 0	/out/
				Estadio Da Luz Attendance: me

9 August, 2014	/hm/	1 - 0	/r9k/
				Iron Chef Stadium Attendance: me

10 August, 2014	/r9k/	0 - 1	/vp/
				Iron Chef Stadium Attendance: me

10 August, 2014	/out/	3 - 1	/hm/
				Iron Chef Stadium Attendance: me

11 August, 2014	/hm/	1 - 5	/vp/
				Iron Chef Stadium Attendance: me

11 August, 2014	/out/	0 - 0	/r9k/
				Iron Chef Stadium Attendance: me

This match was so bad it didn't feature any highlights

Group D

Team	Pld	W	D	L	GF	GA	GD	Pts
/vr/	3	3	0	0	8	1	7	9
/sci/	3	1	1	1	6	2	4	4
/d/	3	0	2	1	3	5	-2	2
/c/	3	0	1	2	3	12	-9	1

9 August, 2014	/vr/	5 - 1	/c/
				Iron Chef Stadium Attendance: me

9 August, 2014	/sci/	1 - 1	/d/
				Estadio Urbano Caldeira Attendance: me

10 August, 2014	/c/	0 - 5	/sci/
				Iron Chef Stadium Attendance: me

10 August, 2014	/d/	0 - 2	/vr/
				Iron Chef Stadium Attendance: me

11 August, 2014	/vr/	1 - 0	/sci/
				Iron Chef Stadium Attendance: me

11 August, 2014	/c/	2 - 2	/d/
				Iron Chef Stadium Attendance: me

Knockouts

• Done for lels
• PES randomized the draws and had 2 group leaders facing each other and 2 runner ups facing each other

Quarter-finals

 /vr/

4

 /n/

1

 /sci/

3

 /vp/

0

 /out/

4

 /int/

0

 /m/

3(5)

 /cm/

3(3)

Semi-finals

 /vr/

1

 /sci/

3

 /out/

0

 /cm/

1

Final

 /sci/

3

 /cm/

1

Third Place Match

 /vr/

4

 /out/

0

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11 August, 2014	/vr/	4 - 1	/n/
	Doomguy  49', 66', 90' >filters  86'		Crashing this plane  17'	Saitama Stadium 2002 Attendance: me

11 August, 2014	/sci/	3 - 0	/vp/
	Carl Sagan  26' Bill Nye  44', 63'			The Mountaintops Attendance: me

11 August, 2014	/out/	4 - 0	/int/
	Ranger Smith  31' (pen), 42', 61' Log  51'		Non Country  31'	El Monumental Attendance: me

11 August, 2014	/m/	3 - 3 (a.e.t.)	/cm/
	Yukine Chris  3' Kamen Rider Nadeshiko  38' Nobel Gundam  87'		Dio Brando  32' Levi  58' Makoto Tachibana  72'	Charles Barkley Memorial Slamnasium Attendance: me
		Penalties
	Grenda-san Yukine Chris Nobel Gundam Kamen Rider Nadeshiko Tenryujin Layzner	5-6	Kaworu Nagisa Levi Makoto Tachibana Dio Brando Shuu Iwamine Tieria Erde

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13 August, 2014	/vr/	1 - 3	/sci/
	Kacho Arino  2'		???????  19' Richard Feynman  21' Bill Nye  45+'	Estadio Da Luz Attendance: me

13 August, 2014	/out/	0 - 1	/cm/
			Levi  54'	Magical Realm Attendance: me

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13 August, 2014	/vr/	3 - 1	/out/
	Virtual Boy  34' >filters  45+', 49' Doomguy  85'			Vicente Calderón Attendance: me

13 August, 2014	/sci/	3 - 1	/cm/
	Carl Sagan  14' Saged Homework  18'  ????????  53'		Levi  84'	Stade de France Attendance: me

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