/pmmm/ Roster

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Starting 11

No.	Position	Name	Picture	Runes	Description
101	GK	SNAA			Sana is too busy torturing opposing players to give a damn about saving a single shot. Don't care. Single GK all the way baby! Nevermind, 17 refs actually punish bad keeper dives so Sana has to take her torturing gimmick a step back for a while. Children's Book Author Sana, anyone?
15	LB	Destroy Kaname Wombs			So we put Oriko on the left AGAIN. Hopefully she plays ball instead of trying to kill Madoka and Junko's wombs
45	CB	Founding Mother			The Founding Mother of Mizuna. Some say she's the eternal limited banner of MagiReco until you eventually 4-slot her alongside her Taito pet wife. However, those are merely lies by the chinks at miHoYo.
42	CB	NEO-DOROTHY MOTHERFUCKER			What better virus to infect the enemy with than one that renders the body defenseless? So defenseless, in fact, that you completely recreate the host's physical shape and spread the virus elsewhere without contact!
17	RB	I CAN'T READ			She said it herself: SHE CAN'T READ! She can kick ball though, that's what matters most!
1	DMF	Eroha			A rookie magical girl whose feats involve formerly wearing full-body pantyhose, seducing a college woman, becoming the MC of the game, being the main leader of the Kamihama Lesbian Orgy, and seducing rival meguca faction leaders. Surely that makes her qualified to play divegrass, no?
0	CMF	Mabbers			The lost 6th member of the Holy Quintet and Homu's personal stress relieving onahole, Mabs here quickly ascended through the divegrass ranks for having numerous abilities such as: * Incredible eyesight * Camouflage * Movement while time is frozen * Erasing memories * Being a cinephile * Literally being Shulk * Being a therapist for armed and dangerous crazy lesbians Don't tell her to draw animal pictures on coffee though, she sucks at that.
66	CMF	HomuHomu		T/N: "Did Nothing Wrong"	jfc it's just another pkmn evolution line Armed and a dangerous crazy lesbian. She's older than she looks to be but that's what continuously jumping to different timelines does to a meguca. Plays to bring joy to Madoka's face and unintentionally to /PMMM/ fans also. I think she became the devil or something afterwards but that's not important for now.
13	CMF	AquaHomu, Breaker of Legs			A college age meguca veteran with more than her fair share of admirers. Victimized by the sexual advances of a JC slut. OFFICIAL DIVEGRASS LEGBREAK COUNT: Fallen to the Erotic MC, though she took back her Gold Medal spot as compensation; she now stalks girls younger than 15, preferably 11.
100	SS	Remember The Name			Who am I? How did I get here? All I know is: This is 10% luck 20% skill 15% concentrated power of will 5% pleasure 50% pain And a 100% reason to remember the name and my VA
99	CF	Thank You Based Region Lock			LOL *DABS on regionlocked sisters* *GRIDDYS on regionlocked sisters* *FLOSSES on regionlocked sisters* *TWERKS on regionlocked sisters* *NAENAES on regionlocked sisters* *CALIFORNIA GIRLS on regionlocked sisters* LMAO Thank You Based Region Lock for keeping the undesirables out of our pure, sacred series

Substitutes

No.	Position	Name	Picture	Runes	Description
30	GK	BEST JANNU			Now that /u/ finally made it back to an elite final again, Tart has finally come back to the team, this time as a backup keeper to Sana because the refs are now cracking down on bad keeper rushes. Surely Tart will be a better backup keeper than K*rin right?
69	CB	Twincest			200 million times a second
8	CB	Alcoholic Town Bicycle			A /PMMM/sis woke up from her bed today and made an important discovery. She is literally Mifuyu. I mean, both of them are kinda of useless, power bottoms towards younger megucas, and drink obscene amounts of alcohol like you wouldn't imagine. Did I tell you both are hags too?
777	CB	Something's Gonna Get Blown Off			>cums near death How did they get away with this?
50	CB	Chelsea			With the inevitable release of Etcetera on the horizon, Ashley successfully reinstated her visa card to travel back to Japan. May she actually stay there for divegrass reasons instead of blasting sweet yellow meguca pussies once again.
21	LB	Oh?			Evade? Meta Breaking? Big dicked dominatrix? Yup, it's Vagitan time.
12	LB	Cute Little Clam			Little sister to the Daito Con-Woman our beloved coordinator, Little Mii here aspires to one day be like her older sister. By having huge tits and a fat ass of course  :^)
2	RB	Rena-chan Cringe...			I-it’s not like I wanted to play divegrass or anything! You were just so pathetic on the field, so I had to help. Don’t waste my power, okay?
9	RB	Forgotten at Best			Why is she included in the divegrass team? Do you have the right to be in the divegrass team? It would have been best if you were forgotten. You should have just stayed forgotten. Naive thoughts can't save you. She doesn't understand you or her younger sisters. THIS IS A STORY ABOUT FAILURE
6	SS	Learn Hinomotese			Leader of the Tokime clan and notorious countrybumpkin who likes telling Kirimine jokes. Reinstated after fulfilling her role as an onahole at home. Hopefully, that teaches her to not commit anymore war crimes in the future. Learn Hinomotese btw Also Best Girl
10	SS	That Bitch Mikoto			Some hate her and call her a bitch, whore, slut, etc. Some love her and say she deserves eternal salvation. But all she really wants is to be with her phantom gf.
3	SS	/pmmm/sis			Have you heard? Has anyone told you? The Rumor of the /PMMM/ sister!
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Retired players/megucas

List of players who used to play for the team, but have retired since.

No.	Position	Name	Picture	Runes	Description
18	CB	Sweet Water Guy			Remove males.
8	GK	Gacha RNG Salt			Remove Incubators.
12	RB	Chinese Wolverine			Replaced by her leader.
28	LB	Achishi			Konoha could no longer be convinced that disaster wouldn't befall Ayame.
7	DMF	Midriff Fetish			Ume-tentei was more interested in the girls than the ball.
69	CB	Date Rapist Chouseiya-san			She doesn't like doing hard work herself, so she became the team owner.
36	CB	NTR Queen			The fearsome leader and keikaku master of the Lesbian China Yakuza Group.
45	CB	Kazumi B4 Sayaka!			She may be the MC of a crappy spinoff manga, but she's still better than Sayaka.
38	GK	Prepare My Kokoro			She'll make even the most stone-faced, cold-hearted edgelords go doki doki with her biri biri.
33	DMF	Lolibaba Science Goblin			She may never achieve her dream of being a sexy lady, but perhaps she can gain popularity through divegrass fame.
35	CMF	Lesbian Shinigami			She had you collect tens of thousands of pencils and thousands of notebooks, just so she could write about her girlfriend. All according to keikaku.
13	CMF	13 Year Old Lesbian Harem			She may be the odd one out of the Lesbian China-Yakuza Gorilla Group, but she is not to be underestimated.
39	LB	A World of Bullshit			*dodges your attacks* *teleports behind you* *unsheathes magia* Heh, nothin' personnel, kid...
14	CB	Mother of Rumours			Now, I will create monster-like creatures to terrorize Kamihama City residents for our goal to save megucae, this certainly won't come back to haunt m- *collapses*
41	DMF	Wings of Chargius			I desperately want to mate with a meguca. I want to get into bed naked with a meguca, spread open her pussy, insert my cock inside of her, oppress her with my massive weight and cum inside her, fertilizing her eggs as a baby is conceived inside of her undead body. I want to mate with a meguca. It can be any meguca, I don't care. What I want is to copulate, to breed with a magical girl, not a normal girl. The first girls that come to mind are Yachiyo and Mami. Next up for thought are Mifuyu and Tart. It could even be Yuma or Touka. The point is, I've had enough of normal women. I need pussy and I need Magical Girl pussy, pussy to crush my cock with superhuman strength to drain my balls into little seeds as they suck all the cum from it. I want to get into bed with a meguca. I want to watch her recoil as she sees my disgusting obese body and how it gets aroused at the sight of her own. Imagine the utter look of disgust Yachiyo would cast and glare at you. Ria might vomit at witnessing the mass of flesh and fat about to violate her goddess' body. Ui would just cry at the understanding that such a disgusting subhuman heap would connect with her cunny and make her a young mother. But the insertion, the insertion is where the fun is act. Imagine taking out your cock and just ramming into Yuma's womanly hole. She'd just scream, accidentally activating her healing magic and wrapping around your member with a freshly remade hymen. Or imagine Tart. You're basically destroying a virgin and knowing this makes your throbbing member just swipe against her cunt walls. What about Madoka Kaname? Imagine her high, squeaking voice as your manhood connects with her womanhole and she gasps, trying to take you in the classical way, like a good woman. Imagine the thrusting and the creaking of the bed as you bounce your morbid frame against Riko. Every press down, a yell - Hinano is probably a screamer. It all must end in cumming inside. I want to fertilize Kyouko. What a bold yet powerful statement Too bad you got banned lmao
6	CMF	BEFRIENDING			Time travel back to /u/.
23	CMF	>300 Magia Chips		T/N: "Did Nothing Wrong"	Superseded by HomuHomu. You should have pre-registered. Moemura will definitely save Madoka from the qualifiers, no matter how many times it takes. Well look how that turned out you dummy!
25	LB	Holy Mami			She has an anime version unit now. But like, it looks ugly. And she still couldn't make the roster LMAO
5	RB	Blonde Beauty			The rumor of the ghost that takes over the Shonenshitter's sleeping body. Let's have it stay that way okay?
	SS	Full Bloom Sakura			Ah, full bloom...
	LB	Snek			"Ao, you're a demon..." "No, I'm a snake."
3	LB	Little Foal			Dumb foal played like shit on the team, so as punishment she will be castrated and sent to the glue factory for eternity.
18	RB	Dragon Ovipostitor			She turned out to be the prey to the opposing team's predator.
11	CMF	Fuyuu			She's gone for now because she Fuyuu'd Rena's Cringey Renas a little too hard, resulting in her ass getting beat by some Futatsugi mooks and being injured for a while.
31	CMF	Fool Girl			AliKari Redemption Arc will be back, nano!
6	LB	>0.0000000004%			A prodigious loli meguca who excels in both astrophysics and biology; she is most well known for her scientific discovery on the percentage of megucas that are heterosexual on Earth: 0.0000000004% Due to her ongoing bratty nature, however, she will be seperated from the roster and corrected until she learns basic human morality.
10	CB	MASSIVELY FASTER THAN LIGHT			She went so fast that the only thing she saw left was the dark abyss. You know how the saying goes.
25	CB	Daito International Airport			>>>>>>>>>daitoids
12	LB	/PMMM/ Smells Like This?!			Stunk so hard on the pitch that she got booted out of the team. So she's back to ruining the image of megucas online and being a lazy NEET! wwww
7	RB	ShiggyWiggy			Haha... look at ShiggyWiggy's Shiguweeny, look how small her Shigu-ochinchin is. I did tell you this is a girl right?
35	RB	Mothra Lolita			HOLY SHIT ITS MOTHRA AND SHE GREW A MOUTH!!! Someone has to make sure /pmmm/ isn't on Page 10 so she stopped playing divegrass for the survival of the thread.
19	SS	TSUVID-19			The KFDA (Kamihama Food and Drug Association) shutdown Banbanzai due to excessive amounts of gutter oil in their kitchen and a recent TSUVID MEIVID-19 outbreak there. No one's really sure who was patient zero in the case, but she's forced to clean up Banbanzai's image for now.
9	CB	SayuSayu			Sayuki couldn't keep up with being a divegrass player and idol at the same time, so to prioritize her role as an idol, she was forcibly "cut" from the roster.
404	CB	Invest in Konohacoin			ANNNNNNNNNNDDDDDDDD her new and improved cryptocurrency went to shit as well. Not so easy trying to shill your coin now that /biz/ has email verification now is it?
14	LB	Schizo Synthesis			Boyfriend killed himself? No problem, wish for him to be forever with you in your head to take Together Forever to a completely different meaning. This cutie surely understood that warning ★
0	RB	t3h RaBb1t oF d00m			hi every1 im new!!!!!!! *holds up boomerang* my name is lavi but u can call me t3h RaBb1T oF d00m!!!!!!!! lol…as u can see im very hopeless!!!! thats why i came here, 2 meet hopeless ppl like me ^_^… im 16 years old (im mature 4 my age tho!!) i like 2 watch the destruction of kamihama w/ my girlfreind (im gay if u dont like it deal w/it) its our favorite manifestation of the laws of the universe!!! bcuz its SOOOO hopeless!!!! shes still hopeful tho so i want 2 meet more hopeless ppl =) like they say the more the merrier!!!! lol…neways i hope 2 make alot of freinds here so give me lots of commentses!!!! DOOOOOMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! <--- me bein hopeless again ^_^ hehe…teinen!!!!! eos soon
2	RB	Never a Tops			さやか? More like 最悪. What a 災厄. She truly never tops. And it shows after being kicked from the roster. I mean this is what she was made for! https://vocaroo.com/1p9rXsaCsrT
5	CMF	5v1 me, faggot			Sacked for VGL23 Just when you thought she was back to nuking everything in competitive mirrors, MagiReco went to the hell and so did her entire fair-weather fanbase alongside it. She'll be back on the roster once Exedra is close to releasing, right?
	CB	Sasuga Ria-chan desu			Sacked for VGL23 Ria will never make the team, so the Mizuna Girls' School opted to send the poster child of MagiReco PC advertising, Mayu, instead. It worked for one VGL until she got kicked for neglecting her duty as the MagiReco PC advertiser >daitoids would simply never be born desu wa~ ohohoho Sasuga Ria-chan desu...
79	CB	Biggus Dickus			Sacked for VGL23 Many speculate that this meguca isn't real and is a mere faker. However, recent evidence that was excavated from a brothel in Pompeii shows that she does, in fact, exist under the alias: Biggus Dickus
	LB	Tibetan Death Worm			Sacked for VGL23 Legends say this monster once terrorized the lands of Tibet and Mongolia and was finally destroyed with the unified efforts of the Tibetan people and the Mongol army in the 13th century. However, they were gravely mistaken as she now fucks over modern-day ATV racers who desert race in the Gobi Desert and swallows deaf Lethal Company players in one fell swoop. Also has the powers of a wendigo for some reason?
999	SS	Madokami			Sealed in the wackass crystal prison PVE isn’t difficult, but when you want to clear an event >challenge on auto, Madokami will make it so that you don’t even have to play the game.
666	CMF	Homucifer		T/N: "Did Everything Right"	Sealed in the wackass crystal prison You really thought that she wouldn't follow Madokami into the /vg/ League now did you? Anyways, something something Incubator's Worst Nightmare something something Glorious Lesbian Overlord of All Creation something something Madosexual yeah you get the picture
∞	DMF	Eroha (Infinite Sex)			Sealed in the wackass crystal prison A rookie magical girl whose feats involve formerly wearing full-body pantyhose, seducing a college woman, becoming the MC of the game, being the main leader of the Kamihama Lesbian Orgy, seducing rival meguca faction leaders, becoming the master of all emotions, and overseeing the lives of megucas from past, present, and future; mainly to become a voyeur by watching them have lesbian sex. Surely that makes her qualified to play divegrass, no?