/r9k/

/r9k/
>tfw no gf ;_;
/r9k/ - ROBOT9001
Founded c. Winter 2011-2012 IRL manager Shuckle !!QKW7kiLRIvE Mako !!DFFmXqNgFKW Team colors Chat color 480008 Maroon Ranking 42 ( 12) Highest rank 9 (August, 2016) Lowest rank 56 (November, 2014) Top scorer Elliot Rodger (32) Top assister (N/A) Captain Elliot Rodger Website /r9k/ - ROBOT9001 Nickname The Neckbears, Arcanines, Robots
Historic performance
W D L TOTAL EFFICIENCY 33 13 29 75 44%
GF GA GD 135 144 -9
Biggest win /r9k/  5–0  /cm/ 21 October, 2012 Biggest defeat /r9k/  0–6  /co/ 2 June 2012 First match /r9k/  1–1  /soc/ 12 February, 2012
Elite Cup Appearances 4 (First in 2013 4chan Winter Cup) Best result 9th, 2016 4chan Summer Cup Babby Cup Appearances 11 (First in 2012 4chan Spring Babby Cup) Best result 1st, 2017 4chan Autumn Babby Cup
Team music
Anthem CRAWLIN' Victory Anthem NORMIES GET OFF MY BOARD Goal horn Forever REEEEEE tfwnogf Goalhorn >tfw no gf Spaghetti Goalhorn Mom's Spaghetti Elliot Rodger Goalhorn Hey, Elliot Rodger here
Kits
Home kit Away kit Third kit Fourth kit Fifth kit

The team anticipates the chance to be alpha as fuck and meet many waifus who will be willing to b-back that ass up at El Monumental. Will they take on the field or will they finally drown on their own tear-filled basements? This team actually lacks pretty much half their physical energy due to their fapping addiction.

You can join our discord here.

Roster

Last roster poll: /r9k/ Autumn 2017 roster poll results

No. Position Player 13   GK Neet 20   LB Neckbeard 4   CB Forever Alone 10   CB Chad Thundercock 3   RB That Kid 14   DMF Chicken Tendies 7   LMF Kissless Hugless Handholdless Eye-Contactless Virgin 30   RMF Wizard 9   SS Sadfrog 6   CF >tfw no gf 22   CF Elliot Rodger

No. Position Player 1   GK White Knight 2   CB Britfeel 12   CB Greentext 15   CB Good Boy Points 18   CB INTP 23   LB Misogynist 19   RB Baby Boomer Dad 17   DMF Devilish 16   DMF Pee Pee Poo Poo 11   CMF Spaghetti 21   CMF Wagecuck 9   CMF Robot9001

Cup Record

Event	W-D-L	Rank
2012 4chan Spring Babby Cup	1-1-1	10th - Group Stage
2012 4chan Autumn Babby Cup	6-0-1	2nd
2013 4chan Winter Cup	0-0-3	24th - Group Stage
2013 4chan Spring Babby Cup	0-0-3	23th - Group Stage
2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup	1-1-1	19th - Group Stage
2014 4chan Spring Babby Cup	1-2-1	26th - Group Stage
2014 4chan Autumn Babby Cup	1-0-3	34th - Group Stage
2015 4chan Spring Babby Cup	2-0-2	21st - Group Stage
2015 4chan Autumn Babby Cup	3-1-1	11th - Round of 16
2016 4chan Winter Cup	0-1-2	26th - Group Stage
2016 4chan Spring Babby Cup	6-0-1	3rd
2016 4chan Summer Cup	2-1-1	9th - Round of 16
2017 4chan Winter Cup	0-2-1	29th - Group Stage
2017 4chan Spring Babby Cup	1-1-1	22nd - Group Stage
2017 4chan Autumn Babby Cup	6-0-1	WINNERS
2018 4chan Winter Cup	0-1-2	31st

Team History

For earlier history: /r9k/ History

Matchguide: /r9k/ Match History

2017 4chan Autumn Babby Cup: THE BETA UPRISING

WE FUCKING WON THE CUP

Date	Opponent	Competition	Result	Scorers
October 27, 2017	/vp/	2017 4chan Autumn Babby Cup	0-1 W	67' Masuda
October 29, 2017	/a/	2017 4chan Autumn Babby Cup	3-1 W	23' Neckbeard  41' >tfw no gf  75' Elliot Rodger
November 4, 2017	/s4s/	2017 4chan Autumn Babby Cup	2-1 L	90+1' Elliot Rodger
November 11, 2017	/o/	2017 4chan Autumn Babby Cup	4-4 W (4-5 PK)	8', 22' >tfw no gf  52', 75' Elliot Rodger
November 12, 2017	/gd/	2017 4chan Autumn Babby Cup	0-3 W	38' Elliot Rodger  65' Robot9001  69' >tfw no gf
November 12, 2017	/a/	2017 4chan Autumn Babby Cup	1-1 W (5-4) PK	21' Sadfrog
November 12, 2017	/x/	2017 4chan Autumn Babby Cup	2-1 W	9' Robot9001  73' >tfw no gf

2018 4chan Winter Cup

WE ALMOST WON THE WOODEN SPOON

Date	Opponent	Competition	Result	Scorers
February 17, 2018	/lit/	2018 4chan Winter Cup	0-0 D
February 23, 2018	/h/	2018 4chan Winter Cup	2-4 L	23' Elliot Rodger  86' KHHEV
February 25, 2018	/vr/	2018 4chan Winter Cup	4-1 L	17' Elliot Rodger

Rivalries

The Beta Bowl U-umm... We're b-both too scared to pass the ball around. S-so our matches are usually 0 g-goal thrillers...

2-0-2

The Alpha-Beta Derby Throughout much of the cup's history, this was a dormant rivalry because these teams never faced each other. This rivalry came to life when the /fit/izens and Arcanines met in the 2015 Spring Babby Cup, and the fucking normies of /fit/ won 2-1.

0-0-1

Honours

• 

  2012 4chan Autumn Babby Cup
  Runner-up

• 

  2016 4chan Spring Babby Cup
  Third place

• 

  2017 4chan Autumn Babby Cup
  Champions

Team Records

All official matches since the 2012 Spring Babby Cup are counted here.

Goalscorer Table

Pic	Player	Goals
	Elliot Rodger	32
	Robot9001	30
	Sadfrog	23
	>tfw no gf	21
	Kissless Hugless Handholdless Eye-Contactless Virgin	12
	Japanese Lettuce Hardcore	11
	Chad Thundercock	3
	Spaghetti	2
	Shores	1
	Fembot	1
	Eliza	1
	Neckbeard	1

Most Goals In A Match

Player	Goals	Opponent	Competition
Elliot Rodger	4	/c/	2016 4chan Spring Babby Cup

Top 5 Attendances

Viewers	Opponent	Competition
1865	/a/	2017 4chan Autumn Babby Cup
1768	/x/	2017 4chan Autumn Babby Cup
1756	/mlp/	2016 4chan Summer Cup
1491	/o/	2017 4chan Autumn Babby Cup
1430	/g/	2016 4chan Winter Cup

Exports

2018 Winter Friendlies

• Tactical export
• Aesthetics: no changes from autumn
• Music: no changes from autumn

Omega Cup 2017

• Tactisc
• Pastebin

2017 4chan Autumn Babby Cup

• Free ticket to Spring 18 qualifiers Tactical export
• Aesthetics
• Music